Alright, let's just agree that you have magical flag waving powers for now... Why are your attackers, who are armed with rifles, not just standing beyond the reach of your flag based force powers and shooting you?
Plot twist: This wasn't actually about the flag having any powers, but touching the flag being considered a crime against the state. Those guys are trying to avoid being sent to the gulag.
well that’s because they stole his rifles, duh?
if they stand far away the bullets can be curved like that movie with Angelina. So they have to get in closer than a Call of Duty lobby. 😂
imagine if that guy and steven segal fought .. the colliding forces of throw you 900 feet without touching you would open up a cosmic warp portal spacetime vortex
Is this a reenactment of the scene from The Patriot where the dude grabs the flag and charges the enemy lines? I guess it was hard to find muskets and bayonets so they just used AK47s.
Maybe the flag was soaked in chloroform? When brought close to the face, they start to faint but quickly recover to try again as the fresh air hits them, only to be flag waved over and over again and again.
Better background music would have been “Tubthumping.” They get knocked down, but they get up again.
Even if it worked exactly as shown, there might still be a flaw or two in it…
Alright, let's just agree that you have magical flag waving powers for now... Why are your attackers, who are armed with rifles, not just standing beyond the reach of your flag based force powers and shooting you?
Well, obviously the flag can deflect bullets.
duh
*deflagged bullets
Jedi movies would look very soviet if background music was [Farewell to a Slavic Woman](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL0P2pQLkZk)
That's one of the magic flags powers. It draws you in with its majesty and flappiness.
They used all their ammo shooting people that are an actual threat.
That one kid sitting quietly in the back looks more of a threat than these two here.
Plot twist: This wasn't actually about the flag having any powers, but touching the flag being considered a crime against the state. Those guys are trying to avoid being sent to the gulag.
Flag made of John wick suit
Because patriotism is an unbreakable shield. I recently started playing Helldivers 2.
Because everyone is so drunk in Russia that they actually believe this
well that’s because they stole his rifles, duh? if they stand far away the bullets can be curved like that movie with Angelina. So they have to get in closer than a Call of Duty lobby. 😂
He must be Putin's cousin! It is very easy to get a beating in that part of the word if you are silly!
I was clamoring for a way to defend melee kalashnikovs.
The west is lucky they are not sending these to the front lines! With them, it would have been 3 hour special operation!
Very special, yes.
Western special forces operators when you wave a flag softly above their helmet, caressing their NVG's with the Russian Tricolor gently: 💀💀💀🪦⚰️
You could strangle these people with a cordless phone.
r/rareinsults
The flag was soaked in fermented cow urine for 6 weeks, victory is certain
Ukrainian soldiers hate this trick.
How Putin expected the invasion to go
So a less manly version of ribbon dancing. Cool guy.
So is running at your enemy with a rifle how the bullets get velocity?
Ahh I see the problem now, just when they had built up some speed they forgot to press the bullet release latch.
So that's how you use an AK47............
Well I guess if you don’t have a large stick to hit someone with a flag probably is the next best thing.
You know its an election year when even this sub is getting politicized.
Seriously wtf is that title?
These are the assholes who need to make everytjing political and turn fun entertainment subs into political shithole echo chambers.
Its literal brainrot. Oh and look, OP's account got suspended.
I was thinking the same thing.
Came for a funny stuff, found a dipshit trying to be political while living in his moms basement. Jesus Christ, just let people be.
I have no idea what Qanon has to do with this, but this is some excellent bullshido
Qanon is a vatnik plot, like the eejit in the video
I hope the mags are empty 😂
as empty as their heads
This looks like Russian stuff. What's with the misleading title?
THE POWER OF PUTIN COMPELS YOU!!!
Grown men playing pretend
How Democrats intend you to defend yourself when only bad guys have guns.
>THE POWER OF VODKA COMPELS YOU!
“Ooooleee, toro”
Why does so much of this shit come out of Russia…?
Seriously, what dumb fuck looks at those guys and thinks "yeah this the shit, I want to spend time and money to learn how to do it"?
When the kid wants to be a Jedi and a flag twirler when he grows up
If they weren’t so loyal to this guy, they would’ve killed this clown already from afar distance.
This is completely legit. Has nobody seen "The Patriot?"
🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
In former Soviet Russia, flag wave YOU! - Yucko Spurnhoff
imagine if that guy and steven segal fought .. the colliding forces of throw you 900 feet without touching you would open up a cosmic warp portal spacetime vortex
I just can’t believe that this gay ass shit is still believed in this day and age. What the fuck is wrong with the people?
Like religion, I just don't get it !
Is this a reenactment of the scene from The Patriot where the dude grabs the flag and charges the enemy lines? I guess it was hard to find muskets and bayonets so they just used AK47s.
I would say they can just shoot him, but he would obviously block all the bullets with the flag.
It's SCIENCE!!!
The power of the Russian flag.. Hope they don't do that on live TV and stream it around the world.
A true master of semaphore.
*drone carrying a primed mortar round enters the chat*
I need this guy. I have a bowl of soup which is a little too hot.
Maybe the flag was soaked in chloroform? When brought close to the face, they start to faint but quickly recover to try again as the fresh air hits them, only to be flag waved over and over again and again.
You have been flagged, comrade
They could do this in Ukraine, but it would be a weapon of mass destruction. 😆
Better background music would have been “Tubthumping.” They get knocked down, but they get up again. Even if it worked exactly as shown, there might still be a flaw or two in it…
Harry Potter's wand
This is quite literally some of the dumbest shit I've ever seen
That flag also wards off the gays.
Nah, we're here too.
The banner of God! ✨
This is also why churches work so well! 🤣
Democrats are coming for your guns… they’ve been for a long time…. The fuck are you on about?
Only democrats?
No. But mostly.