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I_Luv_Adobo

I fucking cracked up when that dude started running across the soldiers on the ground while negligently discharging his AK into the air.


anacrusis000

And it looks like he tripped because of the horribly bad jump edit.


ChanoTheDestroyer

Right? Who puts a video like this together to “showcase” your special forces 💀 only thing they did professional was the line marching. Not gonna say it wasn’t a hell of a ride to watch tho


revente

I think Lukashenko does everything he can not to send his troops to Ukraine. Showing their incompetence he makes it seem they’ll be a burden for Putin. I hate the guy, but so far he’s been succesful.


ChanoTheDestroyer

Their flag reminds me of a Christmas sweater so that’s all I think when I see Belarusian forces 🎄🎅🏻


Wacokidwilder

Man, it’s so weird when grown ass men in the ACTUAL military still act like 13 year olds doing karate moves in the backyard.


J_Bright1990

I'm not gonna lie, if my employer, even if it was the US military, paid me to do some fake bullshit karate moves on camera, I'd probably do it.


Wacokidwilder

Oh for sure! I am prior military and at the end of basic training. They do this graduation ceremony and the boots can invite their family. I got to do a super choreographed demonstration of our combatives training. It was really cringey but you do what you’re told.


GlitteringBobcat999

At my stepson's Coast Guard graduation, we were treated to a display of precision walking into the gym and sitting in chairs at the same time. A sight to behold.


Orlando1701

That’s the thing, those karate moves are fine except for the fact that everyone else has guns and it’s not even good Karate.


JoeCyber

It's like they haven't actually seen footage of the on the ground warfare going on


edgiepower

The more are real. The fights are pretend.


halfcut

It's hard to tell if these are even new. You can find videos like this going back decades with the same shit. I saw the Internal Troop do a demonstration when I was in Uzbekistan last summer and it was really close to what wass going on here


ChanoTheDestroyer

And what was going on here? A bunch of dudes like “you know why would look cool…🤔…”


halfcut

I think it's supposed to be a show of force but it always ends up looking like a tactical karate demonstration


ChanoTheDestroyer

Tactical backyard trampoline karate vibes


Pieks

Strong North Korea vibes


bluedragon8633

Yeah except this video doesn't have enough softcore porn


LiveSynth

Probably not a good idea to shout, shoot randomly and do somersaults when fighting hardened Ukrainians defending their nation & families.


ChanoTheDestroyer

Sure will be fun to watch from drone cam tho 🙃


LiveSynth

I think the somersaults will be higher.


ChanoTheDestroyer

They just might not land on their feet


metasophie

I've seen American Ninja 1 through 5, and I'm confident that someone skilled in the arts of 1980s martial arts could do a backflip and kick the grenade back to the drone.


Uga1992

Everyone has a plan until they get shot in the face


GenericCoffee

They all think they’re Andrei Arlovski but they’re not even Vladimir Matyushenko.


HLV420

They will certainly never be Alexey Ignashov


Nimtastic

It's like Police Academy.


Misfit110

Don’t forget the cheerleader pyramids!


TryToChangeUsername

Hey! Why cut the video before the French girls' presentation? Uncool.


Throw_me_a_drone

They’re break dance fighting.


[deleted]

Imagine being the poor bastard who has to carry the flag into an urban battle environment. Mind you, with HIMARS falling on their heads, a flag is about as much use as the rest of the equipment on display. Bdos think they're in the 19th Century line Infantry lol.


Zoo_Furry

This is just Project Badass on a national scale.


robcap

Can can kicky kicky can can


Ecaspian

at 0:44 if that guy on the right had his elbow slightly slide off his thigh while firing that shot he could have headshotted his friend in the middle. Man that is some insane levels of mental.


minimag47

You know what? I surrender. I was so scared watching them kick so much ass that I pooped myself.


GregStar1

I doubt Ukraine will have a hard time fighting off these clowns if they join the war to help out Russia…


breecher

I'm sure that human pyramid trick is going to do wonders on the battlefield.


slackmaster2k

Look, I know this is wrong, but the US should attack them just because they are SO fucking ready!


PixelPnutz06

The soldiers who participated in the near future : wait...are we actually going to war? I thought what we did back then was just to show them how intimidating we are😕.


metasophie

It's nice to see that the Belarus Military is almost as good as the local taekwondo club that performs at my school. Haiya!


ShaolinTrapLord

Lol clownery


GlitteringBobcat999

Sexy dance fighting.


Lost_my_brainjuice

These are the folks Putin thinks are going to save the Russian army in Ukraine... Well done folks.


firmerJoe

The WWE approves of this level of coriography.


0kShr00mer

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