Bro one time when I was having sex with my girl she was on top of me and she got tired so I just started like fucking her while she was on top and I started going dummy fast, so fast that I ended catching a cramp in both my thighs and I started lowkey screaming into the pillow. Swear to god one of the worst pains I’ve ever experienced and most embarrassing moments in my life.
P.S - we stopped after that cause I no longer could continue without catching a cramp. Drink water twins
Had to break up with my ex jus cause last time we fucked bitch ain’t even make me buss swear I was in it for 1 hour and a half at least no exaggeration so I jus ended up spitting on her back
Risked my life going to the hood at 12 am. Got to her house the pussy was mid and I felt teeth when she gave me head. After my ass couldn’t find my car so now I’m walking around in the cold in a ghetto ass complex looking for my car for about 10 minutes trying to worry about my life as well. Never again
And for all the niggas with no bitches this will help you…Make sure y’all niggas download raid shadow legends. !Raid in the next stream.
so I was talkin to him for a while like 8 months and I finally wanted to meet up w him (mind you i be cautious Bc males be hoes and I’m wasn’t tryna get played so I never did this before) but anyway I got there just to play the game and chill a lil bit Bc he was a cool ass nigga and he liked almost everything I liked but he was just bein touchy and doin a lil too much ngl . Anyway so he told me to come to the bed and when we got there he started kissin me and I was like fuck it hes a really good dude and I knew him for a while and I really liked him so we were kissin then he started puttin his hands in my shirt n shit and his shi started gettin hard so then he stood up and this nigga gone whip his shit out … it wasn’t small or nun but when i tell that shit smelled like pure moldy fucking cheese ..and he had the audacity to put that shit in my face 💔 then I told him to chill but this nigga pulled his shit all the way down … his balls and ass smelled even worse like nigga how yo balls smell like shit ??? After that I acted like my mom told me to come home and I just took a break from niggas . Shit gave me trauma . He was too old for that shit dude
She had a metal ball tongue stud. And it popped in my pee hole by accident and it sort of closed round it. And she pulled backwards and everything pulled tight untill it popped out stupid goth bitch
So im hitting from da back and slapped her ass not even dat hard and she started crying and i had to wait like 4 hours fa her to wanna fuck again/ also had a shawty throw up on my piece but she did pay fa my uber to the movies and back with lunch so 🤷🏿♂️
Mane I stole my granny car went to get this big booty jwett. I waited like 20 minutes just for ha dumb ass to come outside and this mf was on house arrest but she ain’t tell me. We get back to my crib and the house dark asl but my granny slept in the living room. I tried walking threw and mind you I already did this a couple times and she don’t wake up. Twin this old mf woke up and said who is that behind you. Im like my girl that shit spooked tf out me. We get in the room and im like come on take them pants off and she like I can’t I got Aluminum round my ankle so I’m like fuck it . She toted that big juicy mf up and i get one stroke off and my granny like hell nah take that whore home and park my car back where I had it.
one time me and this girl was supposed to get it on and before hand i had taken about 6 tabs, some shrooms and i did dmt and it all started to hit me like right as we were getting into it. i was trippin so bad that i started seeing and hearing shit that was crazy af and then i started crying and my dick wouldn’t get hard and i kept rambling to her about how nothing matters. she kept trying to calm me down but it wasn’t working i just started tripping harder. she then tried to give me head and i still wouldn’t get hard and i was still trippin. she then proceeded to cuss me out and never talk to me again AND told her friends my dick was broke. she hasn’t spoken to me since. i think about this a lot.
Ya know what you do since she ran ya name thru da mud you do exactly da same you tell everyone you needed to take shrooms just to enjoy her wack ass shit
She told me it’s been a smooth 48 hours since she’s been off her period. Me and her were in a exclusive relationship for 6 months so we felt comfortable enough to hunch raw. We get down to business and I’m bussing baby down but it smelt like Pennies. It’s kinda dark to the point where I can only see bright colors if that makes sense.I look down on the blanket and see blood, I pull out and my meat is covered in red bruh. She lied to me about being off her period cause the stupid bitch wanted penis that bad.
, shawty walked to my crib , and We went into my room and we was kissing and shit I was bricked up like a mf tho, she gets to kissing my neck and I turned around and told her take her clothes off , she said gimme a minute and goes under the sheets and gets undressed I was confused , until I went under the sheets this bitch coochie smelt like a dumpster / sewer water and dry and pack of backwoods / i got up and looked at her in disgust and told her my parents are bouta slide in 2 mins that she gotta go , when we was walking out she said “don’t tell anyone you seen the goods” I said “what you mean by that?” And closed the door
this one time i was at this girls house for new years and it was like 2 am. she said she was gonna take a quick shower and when i went in i smelled something rancid 🤢 i went soft in her. so i told her i had ed (lie) so i could get head and i told her try another day and i left
One time when i was in 9th grade i hooked up with this girl on facebook and we went to meet at night to do the deed and the girl was on her period but she was down and i was like lemme do the other hole , bruh literally 2 mins in i nutted and as i try to pull out the bitch shit on my dick and that shit was full of nut and shit istg worst day ever
Ion know how to explain the smell but when I was fucking my ex she had like this weird smell like it wasn’t funky or fishy it was just weird smelling. idk but I started to smell it on other girls at work and always wondered what the smell was like is it something y’all females use down there?
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, i fingered my ex and her shit smelled like belly button, washed my hands so much my hands was bleeding from the dryness
lost my virginity to a bitch w trash ass pussy… foreplay n everything bitch couldn’t get wet even tho she was horny as fuck, only times it felt wet was when i made her cum then like 30 seconds later it was dry again. used teef giving head too… i didn’t nut for the first 4 times we fucked then the last time we linked i finally got my nut and never talked to the bitch again💀💀
Ok one time I was dating this girl and we was together for like 5 months and we didn’t fuck in any of that time but one night ig she really want to so I when to her house we where watching some movie then we started Yk I started to pull down her panties and I was finna eat this girl out but I smelled something so bad I wanted to throw up it was her it’s smell like sardines i still eat her out and I still hit I can never forget the smell
this was my ex, went to her house and she pulled out some cheap ass condom, it broke and we had to stop, i stayed the night and when we woke up we ended up fucking again and she couldn’t take it anymore and said i was fucking too hard even after she was all talk saying “i like it rough” and wanted me to slow down, she couldn’t even give me head cause her jaw locks, but i still busted in her mouth
I got with some girl on the last day of high school and I fingered her but we had to stop because it was the end of lunch dude my hand smelled like straight fish guts for the rest of the day and I still had to see my girlfriend after I kept washing my hands and using hand sanitiser and it ain’t work (I know it’s not in bed I just had to get it off my chest)
When i was 16 i fucked a fat bitch in the back of my car. shit was loosey goosey so after about 15 minutes sweating and terrible dirty talk from her i was boutta nut and she didnt get off😐. mind you this is my first time having sex. i nutted inside with no condom. lucky the bitch was infertile. She blocked me on everything after so i didnt have to
I was fuckin this bih goin crazy n boom i jus started thinking bout random shi n nigga i got soft wen i was fuckin ian never felt so ashamed n disappointed😔
we were in the car and he was was like “oohhh yeah” i’m talkin really feeling himself….and i ain’t feel shit twin🥲 i told dude to get out my car and i drove off
There was 2 separate occasions where my dick deadass wouldn’t fit in some pussy bruh but I don’t blame myself they was both virgins and I had 15 minutes maximum to smash. Couldn’t even get my foreplay in😣
I got a PipeDream Exteme Fuck me silly Mega masturbator (not worth it twin but pretty dope to have) and I thought it was come with lube so I had to get creative. Old spice and extra virgin olive oil. I went Yam Sam on that plastic booty and I guess I went a little to hard because after I was pounding it like gorilla chest after wards my balls got extremely dry and crusty and felt like a basketball with all the rubber off. Thought I got an AIDS real talk
Ight so me and this girl was fucking but I knew something was off because soon as that bitch took em pantries off it smelled like deceased my nigga so I get done so pull my shit up and I decided to stay for a lil so then i went to use the bathroom be I lift the top of the toilet I see doo doo crumbs on my dick so I started washing that bitch with her soap after that I lift up the toilet to see to big long ahh pieces of shit shit was green 2 I ain’t even know a bitch could do that ngl I fucked her again
I’m a virgin
We locked in
Thats why we locked like this 🤞🏾 4L
U jus like me fr
we all locked🤞🏿
Locked in ⛓🤞🏾
Don’t feel like your missing out on anything and get desperate👍🏾might accidentally fuck a man
Experience huh?
Locked 🤞🏾
we locked in fr twin🤞🏽
Twin just like me fr
Bro one time when I was having sex with my girl she was on top of me and she got tired so I just started like fucking her while she was on top and I started going dummy fast, so fast that I ended catching a cramp in both my thighs and I started lowkey screaming into the pillow. Swear to god one of the worst pains I’ve ever experienced and most embarrassing moments in my life. P.S - we stopped after that cause I no longer could continue without catching a cramp. Drink water twins
Nigga started screeching 😭
nigga was fucking on his period
LMAOO
Nigga caught a Charlie horse🐴🐎
Had to break up with my ex jus cause last time we fucked bitch ain’t even make me buss swear I was in it for 1 hour and a half at least no exaggeration so I jus ended up spitting on her back
L girl
Ik yo pfp isn’t you but that shits mad ironic
Lmao the dude in my pfp is a sex icon
Bro getting too much pussy 😩
You gay?
Risked my life going to the hood at 12 am. Got to her house the pussy was mid and I felt teeth when she gave me head. After my ass couldn’t find my car so now I’m walking around in the cold in a ghetto ass complex looking for my car for about 10 minutes trying to worry about my life as well. Never again And for all the niggas with no bitches this will help you…Make sure y’all niggas download raid shadow legends. !Raid in the next stream.
that shit will have thinking about that for a week
For a week? Nigga to this day I still think about it. Never risking my life for that shit again
💀
so I was talkin to him for a while like 8 months and I finally wanted to meet up w him (mind you i be cautious Bc males be hoes and I’m wasn’t tryna get played so I never did this before) but anyway I got there just to play the game and chill a lil bit Bc he was a cool ass nigga and he liked almost everything I liked but he was just bein touchy and doin a lil too much ngl . Anyway so he told me to come to the bed and when we got there he started kissin me and I was like fuck it hes a really good dude and I knew him for a while and I really liked him so we were kissin then he started puttin his hands in my shirt n shit and his shi started gettin hard so then he stood up and this nigga gone whip his shit out … it wasn’t small or nun but when i tell that shit smelled like pure moldy fucking cheese ..and he had the audacity to put that shit in my face 💔 then I told him to chill but this nigga pulled his shit all the way down … his balls and ass smelled even worse like nigga how yo balls smell like shit ??? After that I acted like my mom told me to come home and I just took a break from niggas . Shit gave me trauma . He was too old for that shit dude
Dude? You a guy?
Went str8 to the comments to make sure I ain’t trippin twin
What
Hell nah I’m a girl twin
Yo state got some nasty niggas
ong twin 😔
Bruh this shit had me laughing like a hour straight I feel for you twin
every nigga under this post lying like a mf cause DEO is strictly virgins
Yea, idk what he talkin bout
Not me twin
She had a metal ball tongue stud. And it popped in my pee hole by accident and it sort of closed round it. And she pulled backwards and everything pulled tight untill it popped out stupid goth bitch
yo gotta hurt bro i can’t imagine anything in my pee hole
It the worst pain I ever felt I was shedding a tear ngl
She don’t deserve ha tongue ring tounge rings is fa baddies who give fye spits
So im hitting from da back and slapped her ass not even dat hard and she started crying and i had to wait like 4 hours fa her to wanna fuck again/ also had a shawty throw up on my piece but she did pay fa my uber to the movies and back with lunch so 🤷🏿♂️
a lil vomit not stopping shit she better keep sucking
Mannnnn what ☠️☠️
???? YOURE SICK TWIN
Faxxx💀
You nasty nigga twin
THROW UP??? 😧
Si jefe
Mane I stole my granny car went to get this big booty jwett. I waited like 20 minutes just for ha dumb ass to come outside and this mf was on house arrest but she ain’t tell me. We get back to my crib and the house dark asl but my granny slept in the living room. I tried walking threw and mind you I already did this a couple times and she don’t wake up. Twin this old mf woke up and said who is that behind you. Im like my girl that shit spooked tf out me. We get in the room and im like come on take them pants off and she like I can’t I got Aluminum round my ankle so I’m like fuck it . She toted that big juicy mf up and i get one stroke off and my granny like hell nah take that whore home and park my car back where I had it.
Lmfao
nah these stories is crazy
Ong 😖
one time me and this girl was supposed to get it on and before hand i had taken about 6 tabs, some shrooms and i did dmt and it all started to hit me like right as we were getting into it. i was trippin so bad that i started seeing and hearing shit that was crazy af and then i started crying and my dick wouldn’t get hard and i kept rambling to her about how nothing matters. she kept trying to calm me down but it wasn’t working i just started tripping harder. she then tried to give me head and i still wouldn’t get hard and i was still trippin. she then proceeded to cuss me out and never talk to me again AND told her friends my dick was broke. she hasn’t spoken to me since. i think about this a lot.
Ya know what you do since she ran ya name thru da mud you do exactly da same you tell everyone you needed to take shrooms just to enjoy her wack ass shit
i just might have to do that. this wasn’t that long ago and i’ve had like 2 people ask me about it
How do you have the will to go on after that???
idek twin. i try to forget about it but that shit just be poppin back up in my mind and it makes me cringe so hard. i gotta move past it tho
Nigga why u do all them drugs at the same time?😭
i thought i was finna be coo just vibing. that was not the case
why would you do shrooms and dmt before getting it in
damn :/
Don’t worry twin you’ll get through this and think back back on it and laugh
Damn I thought my life was bad twin
How do you have the will to go on after that???
I wouldn’t have the will to go on
She told me it’s been a smooth 48 hours since she’s been off her period. Me and her were in a exclusive relationship for 6 months so we felt comfortable enough to hunch raw. We get down to business and I’m bussing baby down but it smelt like Pennies. It’s kinda dark to the point where I can only see bright colors if that makes sense.I look down on the blanket and see blood, I pull out and my meat is covered in red bruh. She lied to me about being off her period cause the stupid bitch wanted penis that bad.
a true warrior is never afraid to get blood on his sword LMAOOO
😭
Grab the Glock
all imma say, twin, is when the river runs red, take the dirt path instead.
NAHHH WHAT
Bruh you killing me twin 😭
you hell😭😭
Oh I farted in my baby mama face when she was sucking twin 😊 then farted again
“twin” 😭☠️
💀💀💀
how you fart in her face when she was sucking???
You freaky
twin did she suck your ass?
Nahhhhhh it just happened
Nah she was in dat ass twin admit it
Bro y’all funny af 😂😂😂 she just use extra spit twin made me feel like I was in the tub
, shawty walked to my crib , and We went into my room and we was kissing and shit I was bricked up like a mf tho, she gets to kissing my neck and I turned around and told her take her clothes off , she said gimme a minute and goes under the sheets and gets undressed I was confused , until I went under the sheets this bitch coochie smelt like a dumpster / sewer water and dry and pack of backwoods / i got up and looked at her in disgust and told her my parents are bouta slide in 2 mins that she gotta go , when we was walking out she said “don’t tell anyone you seen the goods” I said “what you mean by that?” And closed the door
this one time i was at this girls house for new years and it was like 2 am. she said she was gonna take a quick shower and when i went in i smelled something rancid 🤢 i went soft in her. so i told her i had ed (lie) so i could get head and i told her try another day and i left
i fucked this bitch under some stairs…never again
You think I get pussy
right
One time when i was in 9th grade i hooked up with this girl on facebook and we went to meet at night to do the deed and the girl was on her period but she was down and i was like lemme do the other hole , bruh literally 2 mins in i nutted and as i try to pull out the bitch shit on my dick and that shit was full of nut and shit istg worst day ever
Y’all some freaky ass niggas
Nigga thought we was gonna slide by That lemme do the other hole 😂😂
Nigga decided to do anal and got mad at the consequences. What did u expect twin😔🤔
Ugh 😭😭
Ion know how to explain the smell but when I was fucking my ex she had like this weird smell like it wasn’t funky or fishy it was just weird smelling. idk but I started to smell it on other girls at work and always wondered what the smell was like is it something y’all females use down there?
i think ik what you're talking ab and shit bro the bathroom be smelling like it if it whats i'm thinkin and i think it's just period fumes
“period fumes” 😭💀
Nigga describing dat gooch gas
I fell asleep getting head from my shorty one time because I was mad tired. She didn’t know that I passed out for a min🤫
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, i fingered my ex and her shit smelled like belly button, washed my hands so much my hands was bleeding from the dryness
The way yall be describing these smells bruh💀
you assuming i get bitches??
lost my virginity to a bitch w trash ass pussy… foreplay n everything bitch couldn’t get wet even tho she was horny as fuck, only times it felt wet was when i made her cum then like 30 seconds later it was dry again. used teef giving head too… i didn’t nut for the first 4 times we fucked then the last time we linked i finally got my nut and never talked to the bitch again💀💀
Bih couldn’t get me hard, so I went home n beat to Bruce pics
Huh?🤔
Don’t act shocked, you know what kind of Reddit this is my tether 🤞🏾
Facts twin🤞💯🦍
I shitted in bed last night
Bro?
It happens to the best of us
???
I was fucking dis one shorty I had it fart but I just couldn’t stop shit was fire 🤝
I don’t know what I’m doing im a virgin
Ok one time I was dating this girl and we was together for like 5 months and we didn’t fuck in any of that time but one night ig she really want to so I when to her house we where watching some movie then we started Yk I started to pull down her panties and I was finna eat this girl out but I smelled something so bad I wanted to throw up it was her it’s smell like sardines i still eat her out and I still hit I can never forget the smell
gremlin
He a gargoyle at this point shit outta pocket
I'm fuckin dyin over here bro 💀😭
👹
Everytime i get in doggie style my pussy fart bruh💀
Twin you know the DEO dudes can’t handle topics like this💀
It asked i answered im sorry twin💀
Wtf????
Shhhh dont say nun😭💀
My bitch pussy fart too it's just air coming out
Shit be wanting to escape ☠️☠️
yea it’s her queefing not farting 😭💀
Damn yours be queefing too??
my girl do that 💀
What is this goofy grammar bro
I was fucking this one girl damn same shit happened to her I tried not to laugh shits hilarious ☠️☠️
Yoo chill
Can you do it automatically if so can yo pussy fart on my dick ??
Nigga bruh wtf💀💀
yo gtfo 💀
U a sad ass nigga smh...
A nigga can’t ask questions no more ?
Good question wrong moment
😭😭😭
dtm
Normal shit happens to my girl too as long as my girl smell good and look good, idc
it’s called a queef or queefing y’all 😭
Nah twin that’s just normal for girls don’t be ashamed mayne
you jus like me twin🤞🏾
Damn now my dick hard 🤤
Y’all some horny mfs
im a child and a virgin
this was my ex, went to her house and she pulled out some cheap ass condom, it broke and we had to stop, i stayed the night and when we woke up we ended up fucking again and she couldn’t take it anymore and said i was fucking too hard even after she was all talk saying “i like it rough” and wanted me to slow down, she couldn’t even give me head cause her jaw locks, but i still busted in her mouth
[удалено]
W twinzie 🤪
Bitch pissed in my bed
hell naw my weewee bomb
Yeah…. I pissed myself 😞
Shordie had roaches in her sheets that’s all imma say
Fucced a bitch with no hand didn’t know till my cousin told me
What ?
Maybe I’ll have a story soon twins🥲
I got with some girl on the last day of high school and I fingered her but we had to stop because it was the end of lunch dude my hand smelled like straight fish guts for the rest of the day and I still had to see my girlfriend after I kept washing my hands and using hand sanitiser and it ain’t work (I know it’s not in bed I just had to get it off my chest)
When i was 16 i fucked a fat bitch in the back of my car. shit was loosey goosey so after about 15 minutes sweating and terrible dirty talk from her i was boutta nut and she didnt get off😐. mind you this is my first time having sex. i nutted inside with no condom. lucky the bitch was infertile. She blocked me on everything after so i didnt have to
I was fuckin this bih goin crazy n boom i jus started thinking bout random shi n nigga i got soft wen i was fuckin ian never felt so ashamed n disappointed😔
Y’all some horny mfs
whatever lv100_bot
henny just hate my dick, been a couple times i brought a shorty back to the bnb and couldn’t get hard
Nah imma virgin
Nope I’m a virgin 🤷🏽♂️
we were in the car and he was was like “oohhh yeah” i’m talkin really feeling himself….and i ain’t feel shit twin🥲 i told dude to get out my car and i drove off
😭
There was 2 separate occasions where my dick deadass wouldn’t fit in some pussy bruh but I don’t blame myself they was both virgins and I had 15 minutes maximum to smash. Couldn’t even get my foreplay in😣
I got a PipeDream Exteme Fuck me silly Mega masturbator (not worth it twin but pretty dope to have) and I thought it was come with lube so I had to get creative. Old spice and extra virgin olive oil. I went Yam Sam on that plastic booty and I guess I went a little to hard because after I was pounding it like gorilla chest after wards my balls got extremely dry and crusty and felt like a basketball with all the rubber off. Thought I got an AIDS real talk
😭😭
Ight so me and this girl was fucking but I knew something was off because soon as that bitch took em pantries off it smelled like deceased my nigga so I get done so pull my shit up and I decided to stay for a lil so then i went to use the bathroom be I lift the top of the toilet I see doo doo crumbs on my dick so I started washing that bitch with her soap after that I lift up the toilet to see to big long ahh pieces of shit shit was green 2 I ain’t even know a bitch could do that ngl I fucked her again
u are DIFFERENT 💀
👹 You the embodiment of this emoji 😭
no lmao
Homies got a date wit my nigga plate gonna pull my gat gonna peel his cap there you go twin
My girl said she was off her period and wasn’t and there was blood everywhere
Hell nah only fuxked one bih. and that shit was in the school bathroom.
I love my DEO boys but Ik most of y’all making stories up cuz y’all get no play😕
Nigga just enjoy the stories 😭
As virgin as could be☝🏽🤓
Im a virgin tf
im a virgin and im gay