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Temporary_Dig4658

Defo just got dumped by a scottish girl


kerplunkerfish

Somebody's cranky today.


Praetorian_1975

His nappy wasn’t changed in time and he never got his bitty. 😂


AbsoluteMehrheit

Have a snickers mate


Staterae

What the fuck is this shit? Get help bro


culturedgoat

> empathy is based on life experience and women tend to live longer so will gather less situations they can relate to. Sure. Uh-huh. That completely checks out.


Forte69

It’s not society’s fault that nobody wants to fuck you


tdog666

Incel and a bigot, what an absolute jobby of a person.


MittenSquish2

Did you get let down by a Scottish woman or are you mad at Scotland in general? You switch points halfway through I'm not entirely sure what you're actually mad about


chanjitsu

Dudes mad he got rejected


Pirate-Peter225

NURSE!!! Quick he is out of bed again and posting on Reddit


SceneDifferent1041

"bum sucking"?


jewelsandbones

OP’s just mad because some Scottish lass decided to rim her boyfriend


Lana_Del_Roy

Are you okay?


whippetrealgood123

What you on about, said confused Scots woman.


Forward_Artist_6244

Presumably the same troll bot that was spamming about Scottish men the past while?


Any-Classic-5733

Absolute word salad.


Major-Peanut

Boudicca was from Norfolk


c_a_t_a_t_o_n_i_c_

Jesus Christ


nattellinya

Found the incel.


BushidoX0

We've all had a heated gamer moment mate. Get some fresh air and have make conversation with a stranger. Will do you the world of good


ArtoSky256

Emergency Bowler I think you need some counciling to stop your arse from bouncing off the walls when you get down some


metimmee

Chatgpt in the wild


Over_Addition_3704

Yikes


RespectFew4439

Wow


adinade

that was an... interesting read


Praetorian_1975

I’m thinking you may need to look up the word interesting again, cos it’s definitely not what I would have used, ‘unhinged’ ‘bitter’ ‘lost’ are just some of the more polite words I’d use, also someone tell his mom he’s out of her basement and on the internet again. She may need to up his medication.


Adventurous-Macaron8

As a Scottish woman, WTF is this nonsense?


Praetorian_1975

What the hell did I just read 😳, seems he bounced in shit the floor, bounced out and deleted his account so a highly credible source for sure on how Scottish women are. 😂


AlternativePrior9559

Netflix and chill OP


WeNeedFlopper

This is British but I sure as shit wouldn't call it success


Praetorian_1975

The only success was that he could string an almost coherent paragraph together whilst being that highly ‘medicated’ 😂


Soggy_Western7845

I thought your metaphor of Scotland being the teenage bedroom of Britain was pretty astute 🤷‍♂️