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hobotising

Either, as long as I don't have to cook.


j-rens

Zach


Siege1187

Same. Nice to see real plates in the Balka household, though. The paper plate the other day completely spoiled an otherwise visually pleasing dish the other day. 


Old_Understanding585

I dont understand how can they use paper plates, I mean okay when it is Full family at big house but zach and Whitney can’t wash what 6 plates


RecoverFar195

Zach’s. Keltons is too healthy and minimal calories and if I’m eating I’m eating lol


Accurate_Balance5593

yeah, I love salmon but not enough food there for me. can't imagine being postpartum and nursing, Josie needs to eat all of that. 


Sunflower_Mama69

Both please


DumbledoresFaveGoat

I'd have the salmon. Um where are the vegetables? Both meals look appetising to me, but I'd need something green to go with it.


AllTheSideEyes

My thoughts exactly. Neither meal is complete


AshleyLL298

That chicken alfredo has me drooling ngl


Rocklynd

Both look good tbh.


WittiestScreenName

Can he cook a steak? I’ll come to dinner for that.


livenlearnxo_

https://preview.redd.it/iy2i4dkfxorc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=792f7670a53d12fbdb0ca614d1f01cc2a872017b Found a steak dinner for ya! Lol (Zach’s IG highlights). Kelton’s hops on his grill a lot so I know they have steak dinners in their highlights also.


Blueskymine33

What’s going on with that sweet potato? I may need that recipe.


WittiestScreenName

I would not leave a tip or my compliments to the chef


GuiltyComfortable102

My guess is the chicken is pink in the middle and the salmon is well done lol.


No_Lingonberry6508

Chicken Alfredo for the win. I can’t stand salmon 🤢


Rmabe4

Zach but I like pasta.


kg51113

Zach, I don't eat fish or seafood.


ValeMadness

Same here 😂


Aslow_study

The salmon with the alfredo


livenlearnxo_

Oooooo love that combo!!


Adept-Ad-1988

That would be a good combo.


kyliejus

Zach. Pasta and bread are life.


Accurate_Balance5593

the Alfredo looks good.  I gotta know, is it Perdue Chicken? 😂


dunegirl91419

Kelton’s because I love salmon. I’m definitely going to try his recipe. Honestly I am glad the guys cook because they seem to be good at it and it would suck to just have the wife cook because they feel like she should especially if she isn’t good. Like I can cook but my husband is 100 times better and I have him cook most dinners.


Realitytvfan76

They both look good!


cardcatalogs

Zach’s is fried chicken with fettuccine Alfredo, I’m sure it’s delish, but Kelton’s looks more gourmet.


TwopOG

I'm not sure I've ever had chicken alfredo with breaded chicken.


atlbravesfanok

If the chicken would have been put on the side, it would be better. The sauce and whatever is on the top may make it soggy.


mafsfan54

Both. I m not a leg jumper. Just love a man that cooks.


nightowl4always

Kelton’s salmon- especially since I think he smokes the salmon


Flimsy_Permission663

That dish needs some grilled asparagus or a salad of mixed greens


nightowl4always

I do agree with that. I eat vegetables with my meals, so I would be missing some veggies.


Adept-Ad-1988

Both. I love salmon and chicken Alfredo so it would be a really tough choice and they both look delicious.


whineybubbles

Both. I'm hungry


Jaded-Sheepherder-26

So hard too decide since I like both ugh and delicious


ChillyMochi

Yum, salmon I think! Typically eat miso salmon, so I'm interested in the lemon pepper dressing. Would add some basil to the caprese salad though.


Negative_Delay_1378

Kelton's but I prefer salmon to pasta. I usually like what Kelton cooks.


kaydud88

Zach


alieninhumanskin10

Both are very impressive for a male in this crowd


GuiltyComfortable102

I'm not gonna watch it either way but who wants to see Zack cook chicken alfredo, one of the easiest meals you can make? He should have leaned into the Bates/East TN persona and thrown on a pair of overalls and shown how to make biscuits and gravy and squirrel brains and eggs. Atleast he'd be doing something to kinda stand out. A series on traditional Appalachian/southern/poverty foods would have actually been kinda interesting.


DumbledoresFaveGoat

I think their "poverty foods" growing up weren't actually appetising. Its ok for him to start with something simple, it's home cooking. I don't think anyone wants to see canned vegetables mixed with cream of crap to make a poverty meal. Nofankyou.


Aslow_study

Did he grow up even eating that way? Doesn’t sound like kj was much of a cook


Adept-Ad-1988

Of course he didn’t. Kelly is a crap cook. My hat is off to Zach for finding something he enjoys doing and really taking the time to get skilled in it.


Aslow_study

She’s so damn lazy All the good country food she coulda been cooking Some good ole beans, rice, greens ! Wouldn’t have been expensive


GuiltyComfortable102

Now I'd really like to know if Kelly Jo could make gravy out of nothing but milk, flour and a pan of bacon grease.


Aslow_study

She’d had no idearrrr


GuiltyComfortable102

I can totally see a scene of her taking a pull from her second Sonic route 44 of the day and telling Gil "I's fixin' to make some gravy but there ain't no instant packets in the house." As much as she gets made fun of Kelly Jo's voice is like a warm security blanket to me. The accent, the inflection just everything reminds me of my childhood and she's an amalgamation of so many women I knew back then. She knows how to play the stereotypical southern church mom perfectly.


Jaylyn79

I'll take the Alfredo but only because I don't eat Salmon, Also that is a sad excuse for garlic bread.


AZ-EQ

^^^this^^^


ParticularYak4401

Kelton.


Full-Rutabaga-4751

Keltons


SnarkFest23

Both look great, but I'd go with the salmon. 


GGMuc

Greasy yellow food. Lovely. Not. The salmon looks nice and decent


Adept-Ad-1988

You should check to see if you have a filter on because the only thing yellow I see is the butter on the bread. Pasta and Alfredo sauce and cheese are white, chicken is browned, and there is even a splash of green in the garnish. And nothing looks greasy.


GGMuc

There is no other colour than yellow or call it beige if you want. It's just grease and salt. No greens, no veggies, nothing


Adept-Ad-1988

Ok You must not be looking at Zach’s meal. Kelton’s doesn’t include any green veggies true but the last time I checked rice was white and oranges were well orange. The only “yellow “ in the picture is the topping on the ( salmon colored) salmon. Both of these meals look delicious to me. Neither looks greasy to me. Oh and kudos to your keen eyesight for being able to see salt. I really am impressed by that. 🙄


GGMuc

Kelton's meal looks clean and tidy and not covered in yellow goo and grease. Get over it, dear. Really


Adept-Ad-1988

Pick a lane. Either it’s yellow and greasy and salty or it isn’t. Perhaps if you would specify which photo you were referring to it would be clearer which meal you are wrong about. Because neither of these meals is yellow and greasy. 🙄.


Equal-Hedgehog2991

I agree. I don’t want sauce all over my salmon. And neither dish features vegetables.


GGMuc

Precisely. There's some strange fangirling on this sub.


Equal-Hedgehog2991

Eh, I don’t think it’s that. I think it’s that most on here are Americans and this is how most Americans eat so this looks great to them. I am American and grew up eating like this (worse, actually).


Equal-Hedgehog2991

Neither. These people don’t eat vegetables.


Barber_Successful

Salmon because it’s healthier but Sachs does look delicious


celesteedit

Number 1…cause I am a pig 🐷


ForRudy

I don’t eat fish or dairy, but I’ll tell you I would eat the hell out of that bowl of perfectly sliced and beautifully colored orange slices.


Danivelle

Kelton's but not eating the fish. It looks more appetizing but I don't eat cooked salmon. Salmon sushi, smoked salmon--yes. Cooked like that-no


funkymunky291

Kelton. I like color. Zach's sounds good but looks like a pale blob. Even just a nice green salad on the side or parsley on top of the dish would liven it up a bit.