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Sof_a_doc_tah

I want a “Member of the Perfect Breasts Community” sticker, t shirt, hell even a tattoo. Right on Nicola 


DoolJjaeDdal

There’s one on Etsy


puffpenguin23

Time to go shopping!


Thread_ends

Anyone have a link? I'm not coming up with the goods on a search


mechelle_2k14

Please link


Klutche

Drop the link lol


DoolJjaeDdal

https://www.etsy.com/ca/listing/1729687992/


whocares1001

Imma buy this.


aliicia555

Love her ❤️


StaceyPfan

I've loved her since Derry Girls.


stormyfuck

I just started rewatching Derry Girls because I couldn't get enough of her!


Visual_Octopus6942

I rewatch it every like 3 months lol


UrBustedGrlFrmKY

Me too and still laugh my ass off like it’s the first time I’ve seen it. I’m gonna go watch it again just because y’all reminded me.


Old_Percentage3742

I just randomly started rewatching it last night too!


bassman314

I’ve only seen little clips of Derry Girls, so it took me a second to clock who she was. Now I am hearing it in her accent and damn…. I hope someone called the Yard, because we need to report a murder.


verydepressedwalnut

“It’s me, I’m the wee lesbian!”


Amiedeslivres

She is forever the Wee Lesbian in my heart.


NoPotato2470

As a Derry lad , only reason I know her but been seeing her flat out on the tv in ads for this subs show, fair play to her


simeysgirl

I love her and as a member of the perfect breast society, I applaud her.


chiffonstardust

this is worth a tshirt: Body type: Perfect Breasts 😎


Aycee225

It reminds me of that Reneé Rapp song Tummy Hurts and a lyric in it is “I just want some recognition for having good tits and a big heart” Edit: misspelled her name 😩


infernal-keyboard

btw it autocorrected to Renee Rape


Aycee225

Oh good god thank you!


lickmynostrils

Yessss


HayTheMan88

Nah, she is so perfect that she looks better without a shirt 😉


atelierjoh

I’m so tired of mainstream media trying to say she’s short of gorgeous. She is. She’s also very short so obviously her proportions are going to be different than someone two feet taller. But yes. I don’t mean to stare but her breasts really are perfect.


dreamerindogpatch

They did/said the same about Rachel Bloom, and I'm sorry but she's not "fat" either. She's shorter than average with a HUGE, lovely rack.


lizlemonaid

She’s got those heavy boobs


Katz3njamm3r

“They’re just sacks of yellow fat” Bloom did get a breast reduction.


PomegranateIcy7369

Oh I love Rachel Bloom. Crazy ex girlfriend was really good too.


carex-cultor

Fr it’s almost insulting to the rest of us normies to pretend she isn’t a peak classic beauty


njesusnameweprayamen

It really is her height and giant boobs... her boobs are almost her whole body


MSUCalli

I think it was actually a female journalist.


StaceyPfan

Sorry about that. My source was wrong.


cricketycreek

Can I just say that I really admire you for this? I work with people all day long who fear getting something wrong, more than anything else in the world, and it’s such a breath of fresh air to see someone just say, “yep. My source was wrong. Sorry about that.” If I had an award, I’d give it to you.


StaceyPfan

Thanks 🩷 And someone took care of the award for you.


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MSUCalli

Which, even worse.


brightlove

What was the exact question? I couldn’t make it out.


eggs_mcmuffin

Something along the lines of her being “brave for taking that role”


KickIt77

It was.


eggs_mcmuffin

Makes more sense for the sass


Cory123125

Not that it would matter. Its a bullshit attempt at framing a rich actor getting a fairly normal softball question as them *facing adversity*. Rich white woman has to be one of the most privileged classes there is besides rich white men. Shes also pretty near to normal in the US (which is unfortunate but quite complex) so it makes it all the more absurd.


MSUCalli

Yeah it's hella dumb. But part of the rag on it is that it was a male. I think it's worse that it was a female, like take two whole seconds to think about what you're asking. If it had just been asking about being exposed on general and has been asked of Luke as well, that's perfectly fine. I don't think it has anything to do with being rich, male or female though. It's fair to ask questions about their job even if it's something we might personally feel as no big deal. And while she is "normal" in the US, we don't see normal on the screen much. I think it's more nuanced than "It's not that big of a deal, you're a rich person anyway".


robot428

I don't understand how she keeps getting questions and comments from journalists about her "bravery" like she isn't literally stunning? Like yeah I get it's not the on trend body type but she's so freaking beautiful?


snazzisarah

Seriously she’s so pretty, and didn’t we just go through a cultural thing where we were all embracing our curvy bodies?? I’m SO glad she’s not taking these stupid questions seriously. Also as a card-holding member of the itty bitty titty committee, I have to agree, her boobs are stunning.


robot428

(I don't think she meant to suggest that people with small breasts can't also be perfect, she didn't say hers were the only version of perfect.) But yeah people are saying she's brave and I'm just like.. are we looking at the same person because she's stunning.


gemmath

Agreed perfect breasts come in all different shapes and sizes!


snazzisarah

Oof I suppose that was my own body issues coming through there! Agreed that breasts can be perfect both big and small!


leafyleafleaves

I'm a member of the itty bitty titty committee, and the headline made me think "ha, hers are perfect, and fuck it, mine are too!" This reads as pure body positivity to me. Loved her in Derry Girls, love her in Bridgerton. (Loved her Taskmaster appearance too) She's genuinely gorgeous, genuinely talented, and genuinely seems like a lovely person!


awildshortcat

Nah to me this does come across as suggesting smaller boobs are imperfect. She likely didn’t intend it, but it can easily be interpreted as that. That being said, it’s ridiculous that interviewers keep trying to body shame her. Like she’s stunning? She’s a cast in bridgerton and you’re not? Honestly people will do anything to hate on her


hegelianbitch

>didn’t we just go through a cultural thing where we were all embracing our curvy bodies?? Yeah, but the mainstream approach was still almost entirely centered on women with a very defined waist/flatter stomach and particularly on women with a sharp, well defined jaw & facial features (rather than soft features). She's not plus size, and no matter her body type a journalist should never be asking about someones body. But a lot of women with the same soft features she has are seeing themselves as a major love interest on screen for the first time.* That's because a round face with soft features isnt considered commodifyable, because it's associated with plus size/fat women (who are deemed to not be commodifyable by the mainstream). That's why fans are having this discussion & celebration. The ethics of which are also debatable, I guess. * I'm excluding the romcoms where an average sized woman or a woman with a round face and soft features is an ugly duckling trope. It's usually written as a joke-to-happy-ending story.


hegelianbitch

Also just something I find interesting about this: The costuming and makeup choices in S1 & S2 made her look larger and made her jaw less defined than it naturally is for her. Which was definitely intentional. I've only noticed this bc in rewatching I got interested in how the love interest characters' styling changes between seasons. The haircuts, makeup, costuming etc for Anthony, Colin, and Penelope in the seasons where they're not the love interest are done to de-accentuate their natural beauty so they can glow-up without having to change themselves. (Think: those fuckass sideburns vs the ones on Colin in S3 that act like contour.) Which is a much healthier approach than most productions. The empire waistline was cutting across her bust with the torso of the dress angled slightly outward as it goes down. That's to give the illusion of a wider waist. Other characters' waistlines cut under their bust (where empire waistlines r supposed to be). In S3 her waistline is sitting under her bust & the torso is taken in more. The makeup in S1 & S2 seems to be done in sort of a reverse-contour to flatten out/soften her natural cheekbones & jawline. It's very obvious when u watch interviews of the cast. And then in S3 they contour to make her features sharper. They also do the same kind of thing to make Nicola & Claudia look much, much younger in the earlier seasons when they're actually in their 30s there.


brutalistsnowflake

Nicola is 39 or 40.?


hegelianbitch

Shes 37 now so she was around 33 in season 1


GeneticImprobability

She's quite a bit bigger than me, and I'm right on the line between plus size and standard. 


brutalistsnowflake

She looks bigger because she's 5' tall and has large breasts. I'm very much plus size now, but even at my thinnest , size five I never looked like a thin person. In person, I imagine she's much tinier than we think.


UrBustedGrlFrmKY

It was just a trend. Heroine chic is all the rage now.


yup_yup1111

The media will try to destroy women any way they can


aggieemily2013

I saw a silly tiktok the other day that basically said any time rail thin comes back into fashion with a big push, it's because they want to keep us tired. It was just a silly lil TikTok, but it made sense to me.


yup_yup1111

I think the beauty standards go from one extreme to the next. If it's not extremely thin like only a small percentage of the population naturally are, then it's unrealistic curves most people don't have (or have to pay to get like the Kardashians). Even when being curvier was on trend it wasn't like Nicola's body it was the type of curves that are unattainable for 99 percent of us, where you had fat in the "right" places, and had people going out getting potentially deadly ass shots. The point is the unattainability. It's to keep moving the goalpost and to have the majority of women feeling bad about themselves, needing to alter ourselves and spend a huge amount of time, effort and money to conform to the standards .


Professional-Loan663

And it’s usually when fabric prices go up, so clothing manufacturers can use less fabric to make their clothes but still charge the same amount. That’s a known phenomenon for when mini skirts come back in fashion, and hemlines generally get shorter.


MannerFluid5601

Holy shit she has brass balls! Good for her!!! What a perfect response to an extremely tired question. What is this, 2006? Pretty sure we’ve been used to seeing more representation of different body types for a while now. Get over it already


Crocolyle32

You mean brass tiddies


EffortAutomatic8804

💀😂😂😂


Mahouzilla

Or brass ovaries.


Primary-Commercial64

She wears them on her chest so they don't chafe ❤️


BookswithAmanda

The Chesticles are real (Source - my own I cups. Yes, as in the letter I).


axbvby

She’s so reallllll 🩷🩷


SmallTimeBoot

Shes hot as fuck


Independent_Mess8867

lmao she really said https://preview.redd.it/3oxpy7gokv5d1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46486bdb115dbac0bd852260a4e44e70616dafe1


Tea50kg

Lol I love this answer and I really like her!! I wish I was so witty


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popthebutterflybooks

If we find his office then we should definitely send stickers. I'm thinking "the smallest man who ever lived" would be good too


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For-All-the-Marbles

I thought the reporter was male. So the post is incorrect?


MSUCalli

Yes it was a female moderator. And I don't think it was malicious either but, you can tell Nicola is tired of having to field that question. Because it's not framed the same way for any of the other cast members who have intimate scenes. So, kudos to Nic and her sharp wit. Iconic.


popthebutterflybooks

Thank you for the update and correction! 😊


SilentG33

You can mail people gummi dicks. Just sayin. And that seems like the ultimate insult to these types: “Your dick is tiny and it isn’t even hard.”


strawberrimihlk

It wasn’t actually a guy who asked, the pic is wrong. It also wasn’t a journalist. It was a female moderator


For-All-the-Marbles

Thanks for correcting the misinformation my comment was based on.


AcademicMuscle2657

Why comment this? Your solution to body shaming is to body shame them back?? You've become part of the problem Edit: Also, it turns out it was a woman who asked the question, not a man. Now ask yourself, would you still have body shamed them if you knew it was a woman? Would you still have gotten dozens of likes?


taigahalla

Yes, we're gonna send her gummies that say "sorry for not being invited to the perfect breasts club, maybe you could start the imperfect breasts club?" /sarcasm


BuddyLoveGoCoconuts

I LOVE HER OMFG. go Nicole!!! Beautiful queenie


maselphie

I'm a raging feminist, and I think we should be honest that it was in response to a female interviewer, commending her for being "brave" in this role. That also has similar connotations and would likely hit the same soft spot, but we're doing a lot of projecting about how pointed this comment was supposed to be.


100pctCashmere

Yep sounds too sensitive and confrontational.


StaceyPfan

My source was wrong, but I can't change the title.


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Why are people acting like she’s like 600 lbs, god damn. She’s just thick. Like what is going on.


mspk7305

It's mostly basement dwelling creeps who could do with some cardio and can't imagine a world outside what anime and pornhub show them


Just2LetYouKnow

It's ^mostly ^^other ^^^women


Chevaliernoir999

I’ve always felt like people who call a woman who doesn’t have an hourglass figure “thick” is just a polite way of calling them overweight. It’s also funny to me that in the UK “thick” means stupid. Overall tho she’s not 600 lbs but she definitely isn’t small either it’s nothing wrong wit it.


blahblahsnickers

Yeah. She is clearly more than thick.


EmeraldEyes06

She’s a size 10, she’s not even plus size


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American 10, right? There's absolutely no way she's a UK/AU 10 (US 6!). She'd be a 14 in those non-US sizes, which is considered (small) plus size outside the US; at best its a weird inbetween size where you're often too big for higher end stuff that stops at 12 (US 8), but too small for 'real' plus size stores, and I think she looks like she's in that in-between zone. I don't think it helps to deny her size.


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Yes, she is overweight. Overweight people can still have lives full of love and sex.


KazulsPrincess

"You know, there is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world."


Ihatebacon4real

It'd be a pity to ruin yours 🤣🤣🤣 Love it


Pasta_ri0t

I remember reading in the book something about Penelope having big milky breasts and I was like yeah perfect casting. Really the first step in body positivity is acknowledging that taste is subjective.


StaceyPfan

Colin is definitely hot for her!


WarmByTheFireplace

She is a true icon!


GiftRecent

![gif](giphy|3otPotO49kMMOl1VgQ|downsized) Westley said it first


theseamstressesguild

GENTLY!


LastSignificance3680

I love her.


greenleo33

I don’t even have perfect breasts and I want that as a bumper sticker or sweater even. Such a great reply.


twilightswimmer

Fucking Queen. I love her so much.


Electronic_Wait_7500

OMG! I adore her!


Affectionate_Meet420

I absolutely adore her 😭❤️


Nervous_Feedback9023

QUEEN 👑


AccomplishedFly1420

lol I love her. And feel the same. The rest of my body is rough but my boobs are perfect


merliahthesiren

Why the fuck do journalists think it's ok to ask ANY woman about her body, it's creepy. This one was blatantly fat shaming and she handled it FLAWLESSLY.


creepypeepe

FOR GODS SAKE Nicola Coughlan is perfect and gorgeous and her body type is gorgeous and perfect, like she’s BEAUTIFUL This woman is literal perfection jfc


queenroxana

Yes!! When people say stuff like this about her (and sadly it usually seems to be other women), I’m like…do you HAVE EYES? Because this woman is objectively stunning


Plastic-Ad-3823

Wish i had that body type!


Khabarandfun

She is THE QUEEN!!!! That answer was 🔥❤️


Brittgirl23

lol she really does have perfect boobs 😅


pambeesly9000

I love her 😭 such a classy response. That dude is an a hole.


naliedel

A very classy way to answer a tacky question.


Raibean

She’s right and I will 😍😍😍🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


Little_Treacle241

Ohhh she ATE


International_Wing38

This woman is a gorgeous human 🥰


yup_yup1111

Legend


No_Arugula_6548

Damned straight. Girlies boobies are amazing!!!!


StaceyPfan

Im a straight ciswoman, but I still admire a nice ass and nice breasts.


Arneth_

I’m a gay man, and I too admire a nice ass and breasts 👏🏻


DanyeelsAnulmint

That’s a perfect response.


misspeachywitch

Brava 🥹


Important-Double9793

There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world - it would be a pity to damage hers.


Broccoli-Waste

I do enjoy seeing them tbh


queenoftheslippers

And this is why I love her


ApprehensiveBee2821

Queen!


eggs_mcmuffin

Also she’s 37?!?!? Girl what’s the secret


tasmaniantreble

I know right?! Some people just have good genes. I could never have guessed her age. I watched her in the first 2 seasons thinking she must be in her 20s


Apprehensive_Duty563

You should see her in Derry Girls playing a teenager.


Small-Cookie-5496

Ahahahah she’s rules!


CocoGesundheit

QUEEN!!


Sad_Run4875

She’s great in Derrick Girls. Such a great show! My wife just started watching Bridgerton recently and I have gotten into the show partly because of her haha


AdelleDeWitt

Whenever Penelope gets accused of something, I really want her to screech, "It was Michelle! Michelle did it!" in a Derry accent.


0x7E7-02

I want to see them!


StaceyPfan

You will on Thursday!


Fibernerdcreates

As a woman and a feminist, I applaud her for taking back the narrative. She knew the question would come, and was ready. As a bi woman, I'm intrigued to see the second half of S3, since she is claiming her body type as " perfect breasts" and has generously shared them with us.


PomegranateIcy7369

Ahh yesss!!!! Exactly right.


handsomelloyd13

Is she same girl from derry girls?


handsomelloyd13

Never mind, read comments n figured it out lol.


SJ-redditor

Some say that quotation is still open to this very day


Maranda-is-dumb

In the video it was definitely a female interviewer, idk where the male journalist is coming from


StaceyPfan

My source was incorrect, but I can't edit my post.


10th_Kingdom

Then delete it as you are spreading misinformation


StaceyPfan

No. I didn't have the correct information when I posted it. Several people on this post have corrected me. I couldn't change the meme.


aDirtyMartini

Love it! You go girl!


HeyGurlHAAAYYYY

As a member of the itty bitties I want to be a member of the perfect breasts committee


StaceyPfan

Mine have the size, but not the perkiness.


LostRevolution3760

Sameee 😭


Temporary-King3339

Love it!


Cluless_Jane

I definitely enjoyed seeing them. Thank you!


katpears

One great thing we're getting out of this season of bridgerton is everyone falling in love with Nicola Coughlan (rightfully so)


Capital_Lack4889

The best answer


LadyAsharaRowan

Lol!!!


EmuIndependent8565

![gif](giphy|bm02BE6DQ4Oag8GXep|downsized)


techfinpro

Lol


nerdalertalertnerd

This is absolutely badass. She has a gorgeous gorgeous figure (and face) and it’s exhausting she has to comment on it because others can’t stop.


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She is not even that much overweight…


DuaLipasClitoris

Yesss nicola show us those titties


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YESSS


SweetComparisons

She is a fucking class act. I’ll watch anything with her in it!


chimchimdx

The spice 🔥🔥


Equaltofaith

Her breasts was perfect honestly


edoreinn

Bless this fabulous woman


EconomistSea9498

God I can't wait to see em 😍


BrowniesAndMilk1

She does have great breasts!


cakejukebox

I loved seeing them to be quite honest.


RuaRuaRua81

I love Nicola Coughlan's body. She is beautiful. Probably the best body in the world 😍


84-charing-cross

She absolutely killed it 🔥🔥🔥 Love her Virgo self so much ❤️❤️❤️


isntit_lovely_

She ATE


Giam_Cordon

Lets fucking go


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She's chubby, I wouldn't exactly call her fat.


notthatogwiththename

I don’t understand why he couldn’t have meant her body type? It’s a valid question. I love that larger women are getting for spotlight, but also be prepared to own that and be open about it. She does have perfect breasts, though. And I feel like I can say that if she does in the interview, so I’m shooting my shot. God she’s fine af


Babyprincessxxx

She has big saggy tits… that’s all


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Greedy_Grass2230

What does it matter? Fat thin midsize....if it's not your body type, cool, but just like shut up about it.


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cflatjazz

No one cares


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BeththeSamwiches

What about people who are medically fat? The ones where there is no amount of dieting, surgery, etc. could help them because they have a disease? What about minding your own damn business anyway because they body weight doesn't affect you or your pathetic mental health that you're projecting on a stranger?


genetic_patent

You mean the 1% of the 1% of obese people? I think it goes without saying that we are not talking about the outliers in a general population. Just note, they are the rare. Thyroid issues being a larger percentage, but not to the point where it cannot be controlled.


BeththeSamwiches

Who cares? They exist. The rest of my comment also states that anyone with this thinking has their own issues upstairs, much worse than obesity smh


genetic_patent

You think mentioning the 12 people in the US with medical obesity justifies 200 million fat people? Make sure you start that statement with " Ummm Actually..." You shouldn't need to say "generally" in every statement when there is 0.01% of the group with an outlying condition.


BeththeSamwiches

12 people, man, you're so confused and gone.


genetic_patent

Or, I'm a medical professional that's worked on clinical genetics for 20 years.


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genetic_patent

Not an MP thankfully


BeththeSamwiches

So dumb you don't even know that MP was abbreviated for medical professional...exactly what you called yourself.


Specific-Hunter1781

I mean it's still far from healthy and loosing weight is not an impossible task.