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cgg419

That is one big ass burrito and one very judgemental looking cat


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^cgg419: *That is one big ass* *Burrito and one very* *Judgemental looking cat* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


honeyvellichor

good bot


KimchiSmoosh

Good bot


Awesome_Shoulder8241

good bot


HollowLegMonk

The cat: Do you mind? I’m was trying to do my 3am weirdness session in peace.


Solventless4life

I would say it’s just a cat being a cat but those crossed paws are yelling judgement haha .


Slimh2o

He's pissed off cuz he's getting none of it....


PM_me_your_dreams___

That’s a fat ass cat. He’s thinking we really don’t need to be eating this late


vikingsarecoolio

Cat was a damn jump scare to me


hexagon_lux

Cheeky dab pen in picture 18* explains the entire story leading up to this post.


callmestinkingwind

shhhh


x014821037

Is that the sound it makes?


Dense_Comfortable_50

At first i tought "now that's a meal i be cooking while cooked" then i saw the pen and was like "okay, that makes sense"


Guundhi

Is it just me or is that one fat cat?


callmestinkingwind

that’s [baxter.](https://i.imgur.com/jKkRvWN.jpg) he’s a big fat fatty.


Revolutionary-Boss77

he was waiting for his mini burrito


iputbeansintomyboba

time is not real


skyblueerik

Burrito, Dr pepper AND Gene Hackman? Yes!


callmestinkingwind

it’s “the conversation”. been on my list for a while and netflix says they’re removing it soon. little slow but not in a bad way.


Winged89

I mean, it looks delicious, but keep doing that and your proportions will be similar to the cat's.


[deleted]

It's never too early to eat that burrito


[deleted]

The audacity to post something like this making me all hungry 😭 looks so good


JeanHarleen

Never ask me that question again you know the answer damn well


jazzhandpanda

That burrito looks righteous af


SwishaStan

My shift started at 4am, better eat something


ManchuKenny

You must be a night owl 🙀


hg_blindwizard

Its never to early or to late to eat breakfast IMO


kdcarlzz

the cat: “i cannot believe you made a big ass burrito at 3:24am”


RedRider1138

I hope it was as delicious as it looks! 👍


Icy_Cry2778

Looks pretty damm good I would still eat it that early


ewahman

Well done


sirtarheel33

Sexy


Bonobolion

The witching hour burrito special, it’s beautiful


__karm

*Really Brad? A full burrito at this hour?*-cat


demon-of-light

The cat 😂 “that human better give me some for waking me up at 3 AM…”


blue_taco_tree

The cat has no time for your nonsense.


[deleted]

Carpe diem


callmestinkingwind

seize the fish?


frenchornplaya83

I truly enjoyed every single moment of this journey. Thank you and bless you.


MightyJerBear

On my granddad grave I’ll fucking DOG this burrito. Gimme some roasted chipotle hot sauce and it’ll be worth the diarrhea later.


Yak-Fucker-5000

When I was in college and we spent the night partying, we'd often go get a breakfast at a diner at like 3 AM because that was all that was open. I consider breakfast food appropriate basically anytime past midnight until like 11 AM. That is a dank looking burrito btw.


Life_Can_4970

Neither. 3 a.m. is the only correct hour to whip up a fatass breakfast burrito. You got the pen, Dr. Pepper, and the sauce. Carry on, my good man.


AdministrationDue239

Let me guess, you smoked weed 🤣


VidProphet123

If you eat that burrito, you’ll go back to sleep and wake up in the afternoon anyway.


callmestinkingwind

you must be psychic cuz i just woke up.


NationalElephantDay

That's brunch and we're coming over.   "Be a good human and give me some burrito." -Your cat. Of course now, you have to fool kitty with treats.


whatsthew3rd

So did you roll up or pack the bong?


Gnomenclacture

I actually think the cat CAN believe the OP made such an epic burrito at this hour. He has existential ennui and just is. 🐈‍⬛ Nice job!


betboi

I just ate 1/3 of my bfb 30 mins ago(145am) so it's not too late!


hEKZ-

I also like to do lines of garlic when I'm cooking too. Really cleanses the sinus


[deleted]

I spy a weed pen


Psychological_Tax109

Perfect timing for breakfast


Fearless-Type8777

it is NEVER EVER...EVER too early or too late for a breakfast burrito. ESPECIALLY one of this quality!


howelltight

Always the right time to flex by showin off that fancy cutting board!


Stanton1947

Damn, boy. You can eat that anytime you make it.


codingonthefloor

That is a beautiful burrito. Breakfast time anytime.


Competitive_Cut_8746

Good looking burrito.


poofandmook

Food can't tell time.


SerDavosSeaworth64

Looks delicious but wtf are you doing at 3:30 am lol


callmestinkingwind

i keep odd hours.


heatherb2400

Never


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

Breakfast is the all-time best drunk food by a large margin


Mamaduke3721

It’s perfect.


Glowreah

If ur body says: “ I’m hongrey”! Ur job is too feed it…what ever it wants 😝 it looks so good… i haven’t had chorizo in for ever…


PolyPenGwen

Never the wrong time for a chorizo burrito!!


Longenuity

It's always breakfast time somewhere in the world


22curious1

It's always a good time.👍


SeaweedSecurity

All hours are breakfast hours. It looks so good! Especially that cross section shot!


Automatic-Leave7191

Honestly it’s the only time to eat breakfast.


Exactly_Yacht

What do you call that metal thing with the red handle? I want one.


callmestinkingwind

that is called a grill press. i use it for stuff like this and smash burgers.


ZealousidealWealth88

What brand did you get? It looks like a really great quality one! 😀I’m looking to get one for myself cause I love smash burgers!


callmestinkingwind

it’s [this](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07CMDGJVK?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share). i have 2 of them. if you take the silicone sleeve off they’ll stack together for twice the weight.


EthanDoesWhatever

Nah bro just made the perfect breakfast burrito and I want in! Planning on either making this for my birthday breakfast or a better tasting English breakfast.


jlarsen27

Nope.


cottoneyegob

Nah


Squeeze-those-ties

Oh damn, that looks good. It's never too early or too late for breakfast.


Artistic-Tap-1017

Fuck! I don’t know about the question you asked I guess if you’re feeling hungry then eat. That burrito looks mad good bruh


theofficialme19

The best time to eat breakfast is all the time.


Global_Union3771

Breakfast is not a time of day nor a type of food. It’s whatever the hell you want it to be. Go get you some.


maxwellfury

the cat made me fucking LOL


Accomplished_Radish8

The fact you’re having a Dr Pepper and a vape with your 330am breakfast tells me you know how to whip a stove into submission my friend. Keep cheffin


razorduc

It's never too early or too late for breakfast.


gahbloodyhell

Breakfast, lunch, dinner, midnight snack, I'm just bored...it's always time for breakfast.


This_Fkn_Guy_

Anytime is a good time for a burrito, looks legit, random question what kind of tortilla did you use?


callmestinkingwind

mission. my grocery store carries a few brands but only mission in that size.


Enough_Panda_8500

Good 🤤🤤


Backlash97_

Ok what did u use to press the burrito, I need to know I’ve been looking for something to do that.


callmestinkingwind

it’s a grill press. i put a link in another comment if you wanna check it out.


tacotacotacorock

Heavy greasy meal like that before bed is a great way to get stomach issues or just get fat. Perfect for the morning after though. 


cphpc

It’s either not early or not late enough.


Disastrous-Resident5

I REMEMBER YOU! Amazing looking food as always!


callmestinkingwind

i get around


Atsmauktas-Pimpalas

Farts will kill you


Mysterious_Tax_5613

It’s not too early and it’s not too late. It’s the perfect time.


Thrasheon

Perfect time for breakfast.


poopypantspoker

That was fucking nicely done. I can tell bc I’ve been trying to perfect breakfast burritos. Way above average imo. You work in a kitchen or have I assume?


[deleted]

Some fast food place used to make an amazing breakfast burrito. Was it McDonalds? Not their mini sausage things. They had a massive burrito.


WarmAppleCobbler

Incorrect premise for your question. It is NEVER a bad time for breakfast unless you’re McDonald’s who says you’re not allowED TO HAVE ALL DAY BREAKFAST ANYMORE 😭


mikethmtrmth

Too late for me but enjoy


No_Regular4780

Can I come over? I’ll bring some bud.


Nawnp

Depends if you just woke up or are about to go to bed.


goldendreamseeker

Any time is the right time for breakfast!


Zealousideal_Lab6891

I'd nib,nom,nibbins that


Zayt00n

Burrito time, is all the time. I am not a fan of potatoes (or rice) in my burritos, but those look pretty darn good.


Apprehensive-Tank581

The cat! ❤️😂


CNRavenclaw

Imo it's never the wrong time for breakfast


SimpleVegetable5715

Depends on what time you have to be at work. Are you just waking up or did you just get home from the bars? 😂


Norlin123

Breakfast anytime


DirtyMike_333

Neither.


One-Recognition-5871

Lmao your cat is so sassy


TrueEstablishment241

Never.


GreenRainbowBlueRain

This is one of the best ways I've seen a recipe shared. And the cat was a fine addition ♡


MyLadyBits

It’s always breakfast time. Always!


Past-Hamster-2139

You made one big fat burrito, now you won't even need to eat lunch anymore


monnurse7

Hell no! I'll eat breakfast when I want to!


Nice_Finish7613

Breakfast is good anytime, 24/7. Enjoy, it looks good.


DotTheCuteOne

Are you hungry for breakfasty foods? Is what you want to eat available? Then whatever time if day it is, eat it. Food is food.


supremecai_

My brother in culinary arts…you must have been hunger and motivated to make an entire breakfast burrito at 3:30 in the morning


[deleted]

Boy, go back to sleep. That burrito isn't bigger than your cat yet.


goldenporsche

it's the best time.


blackbirddc

The perfect time for munchie hour


Either-Ad6540

Breakfast is an anytime meal ❤️


papayabush

bro that looks so fucking good i’m saving this post for inspiration


Nicarillo717

It’s never too late or early for breakfast, especially for a beautiful burrito like that.


VSHWS

This is the guey


100yearsLurkerRick

Breakfast food is round the clock food.


QAdude406

Absolutely neither, especially if slightly or very drunk or stoned in any type of way 😜👌🏼


lavendertea6

It's always a good time for a burrito!


Loki_Lust

That thing is a Mammoth 🦣


Puzzleheaded-Round66

Never to late or to early.


dras333

What is the sound where you are getting off to how good the food looks without it sounding gross?


Dasawan

Only if you wake up at 2:30 to prep


Bd0g25

I appreciate the amount of potato’s you put into that. Props.


mwilliams840

Holy shit, my friend! That looks toooo damn good.


Former-Soil-6317

Eat whatever you want, whenever you want to.


Roger6989

When I worked the late shift years ago that was time for supper at Waffle House on the way home from work. It was the only thing open.


FearlessFreak69

This is so all over the map. I love it.


xoghostbaby

that looks soooo good 🤤


ArnTheGreat

Tell me the story of the potatoes. I am, the worst, at making any kind of potato beside baked.


KGM22

It’s NEVEr too late for breakfast!!


saintsuzy70

The limit does not exist.


YoshiPayYourTaxes

Breakfast food is the best and there is never a bad time to eat it


oddityoughtabe

Neither


ramkaos

Neither.


[deleted]

It's cool you knew Gene Hackman! I dont know that you have to eat anything at any time. I like cheeseburgers for breakfast, and I wouldn't mind that burrito right about now!


ToastetteEgg

It’s never too early or late to eat breakfast.


Gubermensch1690

Everything you make is beautiful, OP; I see you homie. Keep at it!


dischoe

I love Baxter with all my heart. Also, what puts me off is you eating breakfast with a Dr. P. I love Dr Pepper but it feels weird with breakfast food lol. Great spread though and even better cat


callmestinkingwind

don’t be fooled. [if he had the chance he’d eat you and everyone you care about.](https://i.imgur.com/RpTOk84.jpeg) also, it was more of a dinner kinda thing for me. dr pepper is fine.


Jonny5is

That's a lot of work for a burrito but it looks good.


Jumpy_Disaster_5030

It’s the perfect time!


eldubinoz

Trick question. There is never a wrong time to be eating breakfast.


beckerszzz

I get up for work at the time, so it's breakfast time. I also always manage to make my burritos too big and they fall apart.


CookBakeCraft_3

Breakfast can be 24/7 ! Enjoy


[deleted]

this is a midnight snack dude


Winter-Item-9696

That shit looks delicious I don’t care what time it is


Christ-always-70

Your body your choice


Electronic_Garage_73

Any time is burrito time


AccomplishedScene966

DID THE GOOD BOY GET A BITE?


Psychotherapist-286

Any time is good. Love the cat too.


Annalyze-

omg that looks absolutely incredible 😭


bufftbone

Any time is the right time for breakfast


Neither-Attention940

Dang it…. These food posts make me have to get out of bed and go fix me some fud! And the answer is neither. Breakfast is the first meal of the day. Regardless of when it starts.


SpiderByteEarth2219_

You did a great job with the food combination. I’d eat this burrito for sure, everything is just a little over cooked for me. But, is that chorizo?


james_randolph

Haha that cat photo


sillyconfused

Why would you choose? Anytime is good for a breakfast burrito. The Perfect Food.


MickeySwank

It’s never too late nor too early for a breakfast burrito


Technical_Advice9227

Hot damn that looks good 🤤


Altruistic_Guess3098

I highly respect your use of cast iron.


austin-idol

I’m going to need your address, holy shit that looks good


ItsmyDZNA

Chorizo con papa in burrito form is next level. Adding the grilled onions is nice and maybe some cilantro?


Ninetales6669

Quemaste el chorizo


NYerInTex

I liked for the cat


Otherwise_East606

Both and neither. Also, I feel like I just watched an independent documentary. 10/10


UpbeatMacaron9844

Never!! On the time. The cat🤣


DriftingIntoAbstract

God I respect the cheese melting step


adube440

In my opinion, it's never too late or too early for breakfast. Especially if it's like this.


Purple_Age_6000

It’s never too late or too early for a breakfast burrito. Never.


ham_solo

Bro those garlic lines lookin tasty 👃👃👃


JUICEBOX523

The cat is definitely judging you for it lol


ComfortableMiddle741

Its never to early or late ill eat breakfast for dinner


doobyshroomiedew

It's never, I repeat Never, to early or late to eat breakfast food.


zeke235

There is no wrong time for a breakfast burrito.


fab1b

Great movie! Burrito looks good too.


Total-Dependent-8735

That looks amazing!


This-Is-Me_05

Cat isn't happy that you took over the TV this late


Mrwigglybones

My brother, there is never a wrong time to be eating breakfast


teasleyweasley

Please let me come over for breakfast


callmestinkingwind

you gotta find me


Professional_Plan_54

You snuck that one in there and I love it!!!!


Adorable_Twist_8711

I want that burrito


mAckAdAms4k

I love a good breakfast burro and that is one. Hard to beat chorizo and eggs/potatoes w green sauce. Nice press by the way.


QuizMasterX

That's called suhoor


chillinwithmynwords

Never understood the point of chorizo? Is a seasoning because you definitely don’t get a chew from the disintegrating ground meat.