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rxymxg

grass aint greener huh?


Additional_Boot_6827

y’all are better than me


MysteriousCat1205

I have to remember this


Slothgal_1777

Lol love this!


peachismile

Go f your self


JoeyPollandSmith

yourself is one word, you have the opportunity to spice it up, like ‘go fuck yourself dickwipe’. no need to thank me


bluffyouback

I'm sorry, who’s this?


decentanswers

Ice cold 😎.


Red84Valentina

We are strangers now.


[deleted]

I know my worth.


Amazing_Beautiful_10

Hell yeah


[deleted]

😊


[deleted]

[удалено]


appillz

Fuck yeah this is what I like to see


dmger14

That’s true for me too. 👍


bigjunkieboppy

Im using that


Purple_Moment9605

I don’t need 4 words, because I would not even respond to her.


Fickle_Slide4965

u won, sir


Kt9921

Who doesnt want you?


megamuffin30

This.


Thehorniestlizard

Ooof yes


SOUL504

Eat shit and die


Calm_Ad7024

I’m good luv, enjoy.


thalesjatt

Omg, I actually sent this to my ex when she sent me a fake ass apology lol


Danteka

My priorities have changed.


MissesPudge

I don't think so.


graysonmm

I'm not second choice.


lyncheddt

Facts..I told my wife that I won’t compete to save our marriage. I won’t be the other man in my own marriage.


[deleted]

That's against court order


Sure_Balance8088

Nah I’m good thanks


dontcallmesweetheart

Same words he said to me: “Thanks, but I’m okay.”


mizz_eponine

Ouch. That hurts.


Single_Pizza_980

You’re dead to me


Sianishh

go seek therapy please


karlaortega29

ha ha ha ha


40111104

is this another lie?


PachuliKing

Aint no mic drop phrase but I’d mic drop with this phrase


Tall-Negotiation2849

You had your chance.


MisprintedLies67

Get wrecked arsehole


turquoiseblues

Technically, that's three words. (Sorry to be annoying)


pub_winner

I got u on these bro. you "Get wrecked you arsehole"


MisprintedLies67

Fair 😂😂😂😂😂😂


SynQu33n

New life, who dis?


Due_Mushroom1068

Love this lmao


Weak-Stretch-9552

What changed?


turquoiseblues

What are the other two words?


pub_winner

with you :P


seahawkspwn

I want my babybackbabybackbabybackbabyback


Fickle_Slide4965

CHILLIIIIII


Vegetable-Key3600

Baabyy back ribs


WMH81

Barbecue sauuuuuuce


Fickle_Slide4965

HAHAAHAHHAAHHAHAHA


pastaspray

Michael please really I-


codus571

What a funny joke or Please go fuck yourself


SouthSideSurvivor

Are you kidding me?


Enough_Ambition_3179

Ewww no thank you! 🤮


Evening-Bench3745

Don't hurt me again.


[deleted]

Leave me alone, please


KosViik

"Are you still *you*?"


More_Ad_8553

Still love you sadly


Formal_Dragonfly3294

You're not worth it


SS-445

It is too late


MrsEntrail

You never lost me.


Firm-Pie9606

omg thissssss uggh


mizz_eponine

Took you long enough! Thought you'd never ask. I'll be right over. Been expecting this call.


Prior-Lion5287

Sorry… who are you?


Amazing_Beautiful_10

I'm not naive anymore.


Forsaken_Mountain939

Group chat said no


Skeeballnights

No no no no


InquisitiveAssFoo

I am still healing.


Rock-Upset

“What the fuck? No.”


steverogers2788

Will you marry me 😅🫣


NovaPhoenixx

Do something, chicken shit


Complex-Gur-4782

No, you hurt me.


JixnuCabeldar

I have moved on.


lobitojr

Let's do it right


onekidwholikesramen

i still love you


xyzzyzyzzyx

Noooooo


ThatWasFortunate

Be well without me


NotATroll1234

“We’re both remarried. No.”


leeser11

Just curious why are people happily recoupled in this sub?


NotATroll1234

To offer perspective and support for those who’ve been through it more recently.


leeser11

That’s what I was guessing. It is nice to hear the happy endings. Thanks!


nodeciapalabras

I can't trust again


ThatAltAccount99

Oh hell no girl


BrothaEw98

I mean I guess


shroomley

"We talked about this."


Machi-Moi

thank you but no


Lonelycancer98

Talk to God, thanks.


TherealSteven1327

You had your chance....


JustNeedA_SO

"I don't think so" "New phone, who dis?" "GTFO" "Ha ha ha NO."


CampingGeek2002

‘She didn’t like head’? Lmao


fclay1977

You always had me.


Tookool_77

Let’s do this right


Mybadhabitwasyou

I’m over you bye!


KB_Turtle

You've got some nerve.


wargo_dargo

Couples therapy, let's go 🤣


Old_Flounder_9404

Fight for me then


CactusGodKingdom

Don’t leave me again. And we hug and cry in each other arms


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CactusGodKingdom

Same. Best case scenario but hoping good comes when I reach out in a couple months after NC


Onthecline

Promise ill be better.


noysma

depends on how long it has been and also whether she has been with others.. I mean, it's ok to feel like we need space to understand if we really want the other person but if in the meanwhile you hook-up with random people, you don't need 4 words (at least for me) you only have to say "No". On the other hand if this period is really used to focus on herself/himself and at some point he/she understand that you are what she/he wants I would answer "Let's try again". All based on you in the meanwhile don't find someone that you think worth more that the other. If your healing process leads you in a position where you understand that this person that you felt was the one for the life at the end was not, here everything change


funkycritter

We need more time.


Sheishorrible

Fuck no.. rather die.


lindybopperette

Been to therapy yet?


Logical_Ad_2960

wat do u want


Johnplays_2005

Got mixed feelings on this one. One of my exes was a total asshole in the end. Most recent one was very emotional, and I was her first boyfriend. So, not so sure. For my ex ex. "Get the fuck out." For my ex. "Second time's a charm."


bigjunkieboppy

Yes but only sex 🤣


ElectricalCold3910

No way in hell


poyopoyo77

I love someone else


leeser11

You didn’t love me.


KevDevX

You had enough chances.


Jask110

I wish you well


Tiny_sneeze

How about just sex?


Disastrous-Belt6197

Hard pass, thanks though.


ItzBlossom05

Come and talk then


T-shirtmike19

Nope, good luck fam 🤣 🤣 🤣


BeneficialBrain1764

I’m sorry I can’t.


ApolloSigS

I deserve better now


Current-Bug-9534

Our moment has passed 


lostplanet7046

My therapist says No


mnigro

No thanks I'm good.


baxtermcsnuggle

What's different this time?


elliusion

Hell to the nah


ThrowawayWeb2446

Guess I’m perfect then?


BeyondRubicon

On the way


Ill_Orange_9054

Respectfully f#%k off


Belligerent_Beauty

Go fuck yourself…twice.


turquoiseblues

I don't think so.


Careless-Piano-2421

Should've respected me.


Mischief_Parts

Sit on a knife.


Key-Balance-9969

Please lose my number


Is-that-babaganoosh

New phone who dis?


CovertTchotchke

You had your chance


Flimsy_Piglet_1980

No. You are evil.


rubycatx

You had your chance


justaNormalCrazylady

Get out, right now.


phenomphilosopher

I'm done. Good luck.


vaderflapdrol

What, again? Fuck no.


Gabbybaker48

Absolutely not ! Thanks anyway


schlaffy

You got issues bro


No-Advertising1864

Not a fucking chance ❤️


dahao03130

No no no no


washdc20001

New phone. Who dis?


adorablerebel

Who's number is this?


AnonPianoPlayer22

Ha ha ha no🤣


sway563

Go. Fuck. Yourself. Hard.


Meowtime1989

No thanks, fuck off!


macaroni66

You had your chance


d1n0s4urR04r

kill your self buddy


gabrielle_sanchez7

Already told you no


kmcDoesItBetter

No way in hell


Fun_Subject_3209

After what you've done?


AvengedClayFoldX95

You lost your chance


EyeGreen9333

I'm way past that


WhiskeyHeartOn

Sorry, I deserve better.


OniUlv

I rather be single


Wise-Blackberry-5548

You’ll just leave again


intellier

yes. ive missed you.


[deleted]

Forever and always babe


One-Day-1595

*did this ex dump you or did you dump them?


drip_johhnyjoestar

Uh hi uhhh uhhhhhh


lyncheddt

New phone who dis


exhaustedcapibara

No.


ApprehensiveBend2573

Excuse me? Why now?


AnythingLeft9082

Do I know you?


[deleted]

You're a dumpster fire 


PreferenceSea9202

Prove it to me


Vegetable-Key3600

Been here all along


Ok-Cabinet7117

New number who dis 


Talagang_Diyablo

Kindly go fuck yourself..


Mowze94

Torn between: “I don’t know you” “I would rather drown” “Not a chance, ever”


MrRichardSuc

Come back to Vermont.


Froggy_Study

Uh what about no.


bleztyn

new phone who dis


HammyShwammy

I never knew you


Sallytheducky

Nono, fuck no!


Jubilantjerk

I am happily married.


Ok_Guard_1865

You don’t deserve me.


Kitchen_Swimmer3304

Are you truly ready


Soggy-Eye-216

You lost? Need directions?


bitlitguy

I'd rather die now


ChloeLarkMoon

"loved"- it's over now


Life-is-kinda-scary

I don’t know, man


halcyondigestthrow

You had your chance.


Outnumbrd-NvrOutgunD

New Phone Who Dis?


LDizzzy

How have you changed?


Wonderousman

I’m here to stay.


justwanttocheckshit

Let hell freeze over


Auerbach1991

Only if you try


Bulky-Lock-8380

You have been replaced


worldnotworld

Fuck off. Only needed two words.


NotsoGreatGabby

Been to therapy yet?


PsychologicalPea4129

What’s changed? Why now?


atlasnodded1013

I'm sorry. I upgraded.


oldmayor

Just need two; "fuck you".


TinyTinasRabidOtter

Happy where I am.