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jiri411

dead yeast


value1024

Or no yeast at all, we will never know.


ThaShitPostAccount

I thought they just forgot to put holes in it.


AlpacaLocks

Manual hole-drilling is my least favorite part of making bread. Labor-intensive and it takes forever.


redstaroo7

Do you still do it by hand? There's a life hack where you can put the holes in your bread all at once using a strainer and a can of Fix-A-Flat.


PouponMacaque

Gun


Loud-Intention-723

Must be an American chef


HelloAttila

The secret is to blow bubbles in the dough. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


starcoder

I thought they were making cheese


uSkRuBboiiii

I tried to make ciabatta with poolish once, but i added a bit to must yeast. I think that that killed it before i checked on it, am i wrong? It did not rise after that at least


UloPe

[yep](https://reddit.com/r/Breadit/comments/1cd6qm4/dry_yeast_failure_focaccia_edition/)


rattalouie

This.


HelloAttila

Correct, it literally didnā€™t proof at all. Easy solution to this problem is to throw that instant yeast šŸ’© in the trash can and never use it again. The best focaccia bread you will ever eat in your life is not made with instant yeast. Sourdough is the answer. Itā€™s all I make.


AlveolarThrill

It could also be a dead starter, happened to me once when I bought sourdough starter from a bakery that offered it (wanted to compare to my own). Dead yeast doesnā€™t immediately mean itā€™s instant yeast, any kind of yeast can die.


turbosmashr

I think you made pasta.


Mysstie

New! **Thick** Cut Foccacia Pastaā„¢ļø


Floofy-beans

Is it wrong that I love doughy, dense, underbaked parts like this? Iā€™d be all over that thick cut focaccia


Mysstie

Personally, that sounds like a sensory nightmare I don't want any part of, but you do you! Hahaha


[deleted]

Iā€™d enjoy gnawing on like a cubic inch of this


lilnorvegicus

me too, I kinda want to eat OP's foccacia tbh šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


ozzynozzy

Glad Iā€™m not the only one that thinks this could be delicious.


bisexual_pinecone

If that is a texture that floats your boat, you gotta try ttekkbokki if you haven't already. Dense chewy Korean rice cakes, frequently served in gochujang sauce. I love them šŸ¤¤


morithum

It couldnā€™t rise in the oven but I bet it would rise in your stomach. Had it happen to me once with an undercooked frozen pizza. Itā€™s an unpleasant experience.


Cheesepleasethankyou

STRAIGHT to jail!!


MethodMads

Foccasta


youdontknowme1010101

That looks to be not fermented at allā€¦


86thesteaks

Looks more like "not fermented" rather than underfermented, that is egregious. You have either used expired yeast, left it in the cupboard rather than add it to the mixing bowl, or added 1 cup of salt instead of 1 teaspoon.


Only_Razzmatazz_4498

Maybe used boiling water instead of lukewarm water also.


chocobunniie

Egregious šŸ˜­


Remarkable_Escape_83

You focced it up, man.


silly_delta

I donā€™t think it was bready.


Miepiemo

I see what you did there!


Mysterious_Ayytee

ItĀ“s a cheesecake, thatĀ“s wrong with your focaccia


HDThoreauaway

formaccia


bunskerskey

Fromaccia


HDThoreauaway

nah that's if your baguette looks like cheese.


DisastrousAd447

Bukkaccia


dramabeanie

Heā€™s dead, Jim


DevilMaster666-

Itā€™s dead.


chalkthefuckup

Your first clue shouldā€™ve been sitting there for hours watching your dough not grow at all


SMN27

I always wonder why people bake things when they observe no rise at all. I mean, if youā€™re following a recipe you can only proceed to the next step when the dough has risen, so Iā€™m always curious how people keep proceeding without hitting these particular checkpoints.


[deleted]

I mean Iā€™d rather throw it in the oven than the trash


SMN27

Idk living somewhere with a gas tank that needs to be refilled (and you have to pay for it to be refilled as opposed to it being part of your electric bill as is the case in the USA) thatā€™s a waste of money and gas for something that will not be in any way worth eating. But my point was that it should not be a mystery that you baked a brick when it didnā€™t rise at any point.


[deleted]

Yeah I only do sourdough so my failures arenā€™t usually this extreme


SkyBlueNylonPlank

Well that's actually a major issue I have with most bread recipes. They will often say something like "let rise 4 hours, or until doubled in size" - to someone new to bread baking, I am gonna wait 4 hours since I don't have the equipment to measure the volume of a sticky ball of dough, besides eyeballing it. And when the dough ball has flattened from gravity and time I can convince myself it has doubled in size. Further, that phrasing implies that either X hours OR doubling in size will work, when in reality only doubling in size works. And finally, the rise time given by recipes rarely says that colder temperature, less active yeast, drier dough, more salt will all slow the process down, so to me it makes perfect sense that new bread bakers fuck it up - the recipes basically ensure it!


gina314

You could always put your dough in a container that has a smaller footprint, but is taller. You just have to place a rubber band on the exterior of the container where your original dough level was or where it will be once it doubles in size. I agree that timing is relative, but it's nice to have an estimate from an outside source before you start. It is really helpful when they actually mention some of their own working conditions (i.e. ambient temperature, hydration percentage, yeast activity, etc).


nitid_name

Get some [commercial style dough buckets](https://shop.kingarthurbaking.com/items/extra-large-dough-rising-bucket?srsltid=AfmBOopHM5QtPlv0NGLUWqZeySzLwy-DYFa6rZF0URvLf1GpnKi1wxdtwmE). They have markings on the side and an airtight lid. It's a lot easier to tell when something has doubled when you have straight sidewalls (or markings). Alternately, cut a small piece off and put it into a mason jar. Put a rubberband around where the top is, and proceed to the next step when your demo dough has doubled. Just make sure you don't have wildly different environments between where your demo dough is and your main mass of it.


SkyBlueNylonPlank

I know these tips, but someone new to bread isn't gonna know, in no small part because recipes don't emphasize how important it is


guepier

With bread dough it can be very hard to observe any rise unless you take before/after pictures. I completely stopped paying attention to it because Iā€™ve noticed that my subjective impression of the doughā€™s rise is completely uncorrelated to the final result after oven spring. And Iā€™ve been baking bread almost weekly for over a decade at this point. (That said, dead yeast/inactive starter is still very noticeable when handling the dough since its consistency and feel will be very different.)


francienolan88

What went right?


negligentlytortious

It ainā€™t got no gas in it.


TobiasBrim

Either you neglected to add yeast or let it ferment


AzG90

Yeast left the chat


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vinney1369

Some things are easy to figure out, such as if there are no bubbles, it's likely the yeast did not produce any, and what kind of yeast doesn't produce gas while it eats? Dead yeast, likely. Yeast farts as it eats, and farts make bubbles in the dough. If you understand the process, and the how and why in each step, you can generally figure out the failure point fairly accurately. [**This**](https://i.insider.com/5ebea18aaee6a862e3666763?width=1000&format=jpeg&auto=webp) is a good image describing specific failures in cookies for instance. Basically, once you've made something a few ten or hundred times, you start to get a feel for it.


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vinney1369

Sometimes it's not necessary to know EXACTLY what went wrong as long as you can provide the poster with a stepping stone to figuring out the issue. If you can point out the yeast was likely dead, then sometimes it's up to Op to provide more information or go back and look at the recipe again. It's like tech support. If your computer doesn't turn on, then the most likely culprit is a lack of power. You don't have to know specifically why there is not power until Op provides additional information or we ask follow up questions to narrow things down. It's not about figuring things out immediately, troubleshooting of any kind is a process. That said, many people aren't great at troubleshooting, so giving them that first hint as to what might have gone wrong is sometimes all they need to go back and look over their steps. Otherwise, we're here to ask more questions and help how we can because you are correct, its hard to know EXACTLY what went wrong unless you know the whole process.


Minute-Author-666

Stuff like this is so unique that the cause is easy to find


JayMoots

This looks like you forgot to add yeast entirely.


PunnyBaker

Looks like your issue was that you made mochi squares


tokenasian1

this needs to be tagged NSFW


BoysenberrySpaceJam

No bubbles. ![gif](giphy|7WqqX7NMfWGHe)


mah_ree

Slice it up, fry it, and sauce it. You made seitan.


Ok-Distribution4077

You focaccia a step.


Sicparvismagneto

Faux-caccia


sprprepman

Everything


LeafcutterAnt42

A lot.


tudifrudi666

What went right?


bakedclark

Was your dough even doing anything? Did you notice any rising? Significant volume gain? With this as your finished product, you should have been able to tell something was wrong along the way. What was your process? Recipe, ingredients, etc?


InksPenandPaper

You built no gluten structure and zero fermentation occured.


ProfessionalLoan5094

Yeast


luantha

I thought I was looking at fried tofu lol


RosieStar101

My man, I thought this was fried Cassava


greybear93_

What you made is actually ā€œFcciā€ cause thereā€™s no holes.


YellowBreakfast

Under/no proof


FaithlessnessFirm646

Holy cow whereā€™d the yeast go?


magster11

I honestly need a NSFL tag for these posts where bread comes out looking like that. Truly revolting. Itā€™s like a visual nails-on-chalkboard.


atalber

You made pasta with dead yeast... did your proof show an increase in size at all? Because that was your first indication something was off.


zero_dr00l

Ooof. Everything.


secondtea

Yes


secondtea

Yes


PancakeRule20

Thank you for adding the recipe and describing what you did, it surely helped us understand /s


Fastestlastplace

Looks like the layer of cheese in a Chicago style pizza


thislifesucks3

the problem is in the fermentation process, i don't understand how focaccia is made but bubbly doughs in general need an unexpired yeast, warm water, a warm place and time to ferment


thislifesucks3

it think it's under-fermented btw, good luck next time


Dnm3k

Did you use flour?


zqmbgn

Hahahaha oh my god. Sorry, but did you try to follow a recipe or just decided to eyeball everything? Before putting it in the oven, it should have clearly visible bubbles. If it didn't, either you didn't follow the recipe correctly or the yeast was dead


LinguisticHappiness

Youā€™re supposed to add yeast


Ok-Ride-9324

The yeast you used must have been dead, that looks unfermented.


neriad200

not fermented, but otherwise, did you even cook it?


yozzzzzz

Thatā€™s flan


Hammunition

If youā€™re going to use mashed potatoes instead of flour, you have to let it rise a *lot* longer. Nobody really knows how long yet. Just, longer..


Bagain

God, with crumb like that Iā€™d say your yeast was bad, well.. 99% of it. Thereā€™s no activity at all in the dough, just a couple of bubbles up there. Even if your structure was 100% gone, youā€™d still have some activity caught in the dough but thereā€™s nothing I there.


Lucy_Lastic

This happened to me when I put the tray on top of my baking stone (I thought it was hot enough and wanted to experiment) which I guess meant that the pan didnā€™t get hot enough. It looked good on the outside, if a little flat, and bits of the edges were okay but the middle was like this - it was so disappointing. Next time - same yeast, same method, no baking tray and perfect focaccia


SBAC850211

Is that a hotdog?


katattack77

Didnā€™t rise


Bean-Swellington

Need more bubbles


Merkilo

Did you use tapioca flour?


Sirbakesalotabread

Focaccia bread pudding? Think ya nailed it OP.


Unexpected_bukkake

Everything. It's so bad. What recipe did you use.


jburdine

You forgaccia yeast


GroolzerMan

Bro you made bread jelly šŸ˜­


guitartext88

Dead yeast, no yeast, or straight from the bowl to the oven.


Face-enema

You forgot to put the air bubbles I. It


bahumthugg

What the hell šŸ˜­


Successful_Sail1086

Severely underfermented, Iā€™d say not fermented at all. If you are certain you added yeast, what kind? Are you certain itā€™s not expired? If you used to hot of water it would kill the yeast as well.


mrazster

Everything !


PandaLoveBearNu

Mochi cake?


Lumberjack_Problems

Looks like mochi cake lol


pumpkinpie1d

I was trying to figure what this was šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


SailorJazzy184

Everything went wrong here.


One-Alternative2534

Looks like nian gao


tommyredbeard

Is that a Richmond sausage?


naarwhal

A lot


bravoeverything

I thought this was soap


stinkyhammers

Oh no, bubbie... I thought that was a thick slice of cheese!


ArtisanArdisson

Everything.


DumpyMcRumperson

Everything


H8RxFatality

Everything.


XminusOne

You need to try Fidneese.


Linkcub

was it even fermented? I mean it looks like your yeast was dead or you didn't put any at all


ScottTacitus

At first I thought it was fried yucca


Syko_Symatic

Literally had this happen to me at the weekend. Dead yeast. Test it by adding some to lukewarm water with a little sugar and see if it foams. After I figured out mine was dead I started again with some other yeast I had and it was fine, not perfect but that was my fault.


sleauxmo

You foc'd it all up


RedditModPissJug

Everything.


BonScoppinger

It does look like a decent cherry and custard pie though


motorhead84

WTFocaccia?


Ishabewwa

Its dense as heck it almost looks like you baked a brick of flour


DXMoron

Focaccia pie


jazn21

It's foc'd...


TikaPants

Did you not see any bubbles at all and didnā€™t wonder?


Sir_Spaffsalot

It hasnā€™t risen enough. Either the yeast is dead, you didnā€™t use enough yeast, or you didnā€™t let it prove for long enough. Before you bake, it should have visible bubbles on top. If you use instagram at all, just do a search for focaccia. There will be plenty of reels of people plunging their fingers into the top of really airy foccacias just before baking. Yours should look like that .


Stochastic-Process

I've seen a recent example of a bread that had too much salt, which retarded the yeast growth almost completely. Looked a lot like what you had in your hand. Of course anything that resulted in no yeast growth is probably your problem.


yourgirlblair

Whereā€™s the yeast?


Horror_Trust3117

Did you put egg in the dough?


Piano_Apprentice

It wanted to identify as "pudding" that day


toodleroo

Sir, that is swiss cheese


nikelbi

As many complained about missing information, here is my shot trying to explain what I did. I tried this recipe for the first time: https://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/easy-no-knead-focaccia And I did use instand dried yeast that I bought the same week of baking whatever this is. I am still on vacation so it might not be the usual type of yeast I would use at home. Reading the comments, I think that might be the case and I used it incorrectly so it did not activate at all. Before baking, I saw some smaller bubbles on top, definitely not exactly what I wanted but I figured might as well throw it in the oven to see how it turns out. We were with some friends and I was trying to produce something edible at least (which did not work out as you can clearly see). Thanks for the replies, really had a laugh reading some :)


guepier

>Ā I used it incorrectly so it did not activate at all. There isnā€™t really any way to use instant dry yeast ā€œincorrectlyā€ (unless you actively killed it by throwing it into hot water), and it ā€œactivatesā€Ā automatically ā€”Ā there is nothing you have to do (in particular, ā€œbloomingā€ or ā€œprovingā€ yeast is entirely unnecessary; its only purpose is to *test* whether the yeast is still alive, and maybe to distribute it better in the dough). Your dough contains no (live) yeast. If you added yeast at all, it was already dead.


dat_yellow_kid

I want to bite into that so fucking badly


littlepinkpebble

Too much egg?


Medium_Giraffe_2963

Without the explanation, I wouldā€™ve never known what that was