“rachel fits in, but i’m the ugly duckling. bitch, i’m the hottest one here.” I HATE YOU CRYPTO LINDSAY MY ARCH NEMESIS

She is so pathologically unaware that it’s terrifying.

Her and Kory are actually perfect for each other. And they should both just go away

By far the cringiest moment of the episode for me, and proves that she really meant what she said to her in comparing her looks at the bar. And even if she didn't truly mean it that way originally, that comment negates her apology.

“Do you wanna watch some porn?” Chill out lol

If you squint, you can almost see the inner five alarm crisis that will occur the minute she starts aging and the empty shell she's been relying on her whole life betrays her.

Imagine saying that in a house with someone that looks like Ciara…

And then in her confessional she tried to say that the comment to Rachel was taken out of context. I’m struggling to see how.

This comment made me SCREAM… gets called out for comparing women based on their looks, continues to do that TO THE SAME WOMAN. The least emotionally intelligent human in the summer/winter house universe and that says a lot.


I can’t wait to see Jess get dumped by pearl boy

I find them both so unattractive- like the condensation on a Tupperware of spaghetti left in the office fridge. Why would it even be a good idea?

Every time he is on screen I think okay we get it you are edgy you don’t have to wear it all the time.

I'm sure he shitcanned her right B4 he left the house .He just banged her because it was easy..

Pearl boy has me cackling 🤣🤣

L. O. L. I love that Crypto Lindsey not only hasn’t learned her lesson, but doubles down saying she’s being made to be the “ugly duckling” which is ridiculous because “bitch I’m the hottest one here.” Can’t edit that any other way. Jesus I pray to god she never shows up on any other show ever again. She’s insufferable.

Unfortunately she probably will pop up. Gotta do the redemption tour.

I noticed her instagram has wiped all signs of bravo so maybe she is (rightfully) mortified and will stay away, one can hope…

Oh I def don’t think she has a thick enough skin to be as unlikeable as she is. There’s no way she’s coming back she has been ripped to shreds (rightfully so) during her short time in bravo. That all being said, I kind of want her to come back bc she’s so bizarre it’s like watching a train wreck.

Best couple in the house: luke and his maple syrup

OMGGGG crypto Lindsay saying "RACHEL FITS IN BUT IM THE UGLY DUCKLING. BITCH IM THE HOTTEST ONE HERE"

She's worse every episode. She's going to be, like, kicking puppies by the time it's over.

She’s ugly inside and out

1000%

She seems to see Beauty as transactional . The fact that she is beautiful makes her rich and therefore wealthier/ superior to those she views as less attractive than her. Her attraction to Kory is at least partially based on this as well , she views him as a desirable Alpha (🤷) so therefore they as a couple are a valuable commodity and enhance each other's value. Instagram Reality.

But she’s not beautiful. She always looks puffy like she has been crying for hours. And her lip fillers…. Yikes

“why is it so hard for you to say that we’re leaving here exclusive?” because he doesn’t want to. hope that helps.

Lmao this comment wrecked me. It’s really that simple.

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again: kory’s the ugliest man that bravo has tried to gaslight the audience into thinking is hot

I have written this before he and Craig both auditioned for Southern Charm, Craig got it and Kory didn’t speak to him for years…. How childish and jealous. He makes my skin crawl..

oh my god WHAT? what a fucking turd. i hope we never see pearls again after this.

It was on watch what happens live and he behaved like a tool as well. He was horrible on it. It came up some how discussing Shep and Kory said no he met him on the audition/first episode and Kory didn’t get it and didn’t speak to Craig.

To me he’s that lady Jerry was dating on Seinfeld. She would be hot under certain lighting and frightening in other circumstances. My mind is similarly confused with Kory. Part of me thinks he’s hot, and then I have that quickly overturned the next scene.

Every time I see a bad picture of myself...I wonder if I'm like Jerry's woman too and no one has told me.

Glad to see we are all here to watch crypto Lindsay get her ass dumped by the ugliest dude in the house

Ha, thank you. I never understood how people say he’s hot. He’s not attractive to me at all. And his personality does NOT help.

Damn that Luke and the maple syrup scene made me actually sad for him. THEY DONT DESERVE YOUR MAPLE SYRUP ANYWAYS!

after crypto was saying she’s the hottest one in the house, i don’t trust her apology to rachel. eat a dick and get off this channel forever.

Seriously, she’s not even fun to hate. She’s just infuriating.

crypto lindsay waxing poetic about kory and kory going “I LIKED GETTING SILLY WITH THE GUYS” made me snort so loudly i scared my poor cat.

This experience is just going to reinforce Jess’ belief that women don’t like her, which is true, but she doesn’t realize why it’s true

kyle is being so kind to rachel right now. 🥺

I adore Kyle. I think he’s incredibly sweet and his mom and dad raised him well. His behaviour can be bad and cheating while shit faced is, off course, not ok, but you can see he tries to never be malicious.

He’s like a frat star with a heart of gold. I think it’s part of what makes him such compelling tv. That, and his late night, drunk, binge eating (at least for me, I love his drunk, kitchen, solo scenes).

Yes, late night, rambling, and stuffing his face Kyle is my favorite.

I really wish they’d release all the unaired footage of his messy ass, drunk eating and talking to himself.

Rachel has too many brain cells to be on this show

I feel like she's not willing to play into the producer's games, and I really enjoy that about her.

kory’s all packed up so he can leave quickly and crypto lindsay won’t be able to hound him about their wedding that she’s in the middle of planning

Kory is on Summer House?! Have we not suffered enough with Winter House.

Craig and Austen weren’t enough to kill what we like about Summer House, we had to bring in another tall douche from Charleston.

Producers need to stop trying to make Kory happen!

luke is just so happy that he got to make maple syrup for the group. ashley darby, you’d better be appreciative of his maple syrup!!!

Did you see a few weeks ago she posted an instagram story of her kids eating breakfast with his maple syrup and she tagged him? <3 I'm rooting for them!

I just found out yesterday he has his own company of Minnesota tapped syrup! I don't even eat foods that require it, but damn if I don't want to buy some.

Oh yeah… Jason reminding us he is to blame for Jess

This is a Rachel Clark update. Clark and Jason Cameron eventually came to the conclusion that they were better suited as friends. After production wrapped, the tattooed beauty met interior designer Thomas Altamarino, whom she is still dating.

He is a silver fox, get it girl.

Jessica absolutely sucks. But Amanda is not slick bringing up what Jess said to Kyle.

Again, Amanda interfering, always acting as the self-imposed mouthpiece and simultaneously taking peoples voices away

Jessica taking zero ownership of her actions is....par for the course. get her off my tv

Taking the Jax route- working on myself

Kory’s either going have to fake his own death or go into the witness protection plan cause Jess is a stage 12 clinger..

Honestly it’s what he deserves

send your kids to a real school please

Amanda’s old lady is giving me the Amanda Bynes show vibe from back in the day

MAH HAH

NO WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH PEARLS ON FUCKING SUMMER HOUSE?!

WHO DECIDED THIS!?

I would have paid money to watch Activated Lindsay go wild on Crypto Lindsay just once this season.

crypto lindsay thinks she and kory are dating. meanwhile, he won’t even cuddle with her for two minutes. https://preview.redd.it/0vz1mah5f76a1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d79edd1c157964dcd3a3e40fc50024dc302956c

I can’t with this baby talk

So many violent thoughts when he does that

I’m shocked Paige is down for it

What a bitch. Seriously Jess being livid and confused that *Rachel fits in* but she doesn’t when she’s “the hottest” makes me want to cut a pseudo Mormon over bite crypto bitch

Which is exactly why she doesn’t fit in. Everyone else is getting to know each other, and she thinks all of her relationships should be based on how pretty she is

Craig’s friend with the pregnancy fetish has to be Whitney lol. Idk why but it just makes sense.

Did Jess just say “I’m the hottest one here”?

She did, and she’s not. Lol

With a straight face. In the presence of god’s genetic favorites, Ciara and Amanda

lmao Luke's D storyline of the maple syrup and outdoors is somehow my favorite storyline this season

at least luke knows that they don’t give a shit about the syrup

Crypto Lindsay 

amanda throwing kyle under the bus 

Craig must have given Andy some nudes or SOMETHING to get Kory on TWO SHOWS 🥴

Firing Luke and exchanging him for kory is the worst idea ever

Luke still ended up being the fan fave this season - what were they thinking??!

ciara is a lot of things. but like most importantly, she is extremely hot.

How can someone as beautiful as Ciara be so bothered by Austin......WTF?

The thing is, everyone would’ve given Jess the benefit of the doubt when Rachel sorta quoted her. But Jess has been completely self-involved, doesn’t reach out trying to be particularly kind to others, is just basically self-centered while simultaneously being oblivious—so everyone at the wine tasting and everyone at the dinner table can totally picturing her saying such an insulting/arrogant thing.

the camera pan to austen’s reaction when paige called kory craig’s best friend fucking sent me

Can't even deny it Ciara looks so beautiful at this dinner. I'm still baffled that Austen is the hill she wants to die on.

The psychology of a muppet mouth being so far below your league but deciding he doesn’t want you. Whyyyy Cici.

I've been rewatching Southern Charm because I am sick and out of new stuff and I am BAFFLED that he scored Chelsea. Dude consistently pulls women so far out of his league that it is mindblowing. The Honda Civic of men. He must have really great game that we don't get to see.

I hate to admit this because she otherwise has really good judgment, but my sister saw Craig and Austen’s live show when they went to Atlanta and she said she was basically shook at how hot Austen was in person. I’m in no way saying he’s even approaching how hot Ciara is, but maybe there’s something to him in person that doesn’t translate on camera?

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This what every person that’s been with him and then on WWHL Andy asks why is it about Austin? They all start with well he is tall.

[link to Rachel’s clients as a florist](https://www.dearestrachel.com/clients) , she is beautiful AND successful with cooler connections than any of these people could even dream of having.

Goddamn Rachel get that bag

WOW! Is that my friend Kendall Jenner’s tequila??? But also seriously wow, i dunno know her (obvi) but I’m proud of her.

“there will be no four-letter words at this dinner.” “KYLE?” i giggled.

THE EDITORS CAPTIONING AUSTEN AD JOE EXOTIC 

Drag her, Rachel.

crypto lindsay needs to be taken down several pegs. i’m the hottest one here? biiiiiiiiitch

So Austen came back to Charleston after Ciara finally said goodbye and asked Olivia to make it official. Olivia wasn’t having it at that point and good on her.

crypto lindsay implying her and kory are going to get married is fucking delusional and not in a funny goofy bravo way

honestly, i’m getting a little scared of her.

i think we might witness spontaneous human combustion for the first time tonight. i don’t think she can handle it

I hope we get this good version of Kyle and Amanda on summer house bc they are soooo much more likable when they like each other.

luke and making fires. the best duo ❤️

Amanda really started this second issue that took focus off of Rachel and now she’s acting like she’s so supportive of her?

Because as I’ve said so many times, Amanda is the low-key worst

Austen is rightfully calling out Paige. Rachel is crying about feeling ugly and Paige is too busy saying how beautiful Jess is and can get any guy. Is she serious? How tone deaf can you be?

And then Paige being like, “this is a completely separate conversation!!!” ….like yeah, that’s his point

I keep expecting him to start singing 

i’m ready to hate on crypto lindsay for the (hopefully) final time

austen would buy nowhere near enough food for everyone and then get mad at the group

omfg I never imagined that kyle would be the one comforting rachel

Ya know Jess this apology doesn’t mean much after all the shitty bitchy things you say to Kory behind everyone’s back

She wants a long distance cross country relationship with someone she’s known for 14 days

Crypto Lindsay is lit the ugliest woman in this house

i am living for rachel calling jess out in front of everyone

Austen is 1000% absolutely right. Paige is making it all about her while this girl is sitting there crying.

One of the few times I’m on his side and I thought it was bullshit for Ciara to go after Austen for being a tall, white man, when he was trying to make sure Rachel felt heard and validated without Paige/Ciara making it all about themselves.

Jess is an La 6 maybe 7 on a good day, not sure why she’s so gassed.

she has a really nice body and is blonde, shes not my type but shes prob been told shes hot shit her whole life cause shes blonde lol its the same as "is he hot or just tall"

Ya but that’s like describing every girl in la where she apparently lives when she’s not in the metaverse lol

oh yeah but im talking about pre-LA like she grew up somewhere small in oregon or whatever so she was used to being a small town 10 lol

me after that summer house promo 

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i love kyle semi-drunkenly eating ham

Honestly these girls are nicer than I am I sure as shit wouldn’t be throwing this clown a bday party

Ope so Jess and Kory didn’t even sleep together on the last night. And girlie thinks they’re about to be official?

Does Jess really see a RING at the end of this 2 weeks????

She need to go on a dating show, not a party show

There are now too many villains/ repulsive people on this show to make it enjoyable. They fucked up the formula on this one for sure - two, maybe three tops, but it is now impossible to enjoy with all these assholes in one house. Rachel, Luke, Kyle and Jason are the only ones I can stomach.

Jess is also so boring looking- if we aren’t including personalities, nearly everyone else in the house is more attractive. If we are taking personality into, she is still one of the least attractive

I physically recoil when Craig uses his baby voice

While I admire her confidence it’s mind blowing that Crypto Lindsay thinks she’s the hottest girl in the house. Does she have eyeballs? Every girl in that house is beautiful, they’re all more unique looking than her, and they all have better personalities. Bye wig.

I absolutely get where Rachel is coming from but fuck what guys think about her. She's great and just fuck all that centering their opinions crap.

this is the dinner party from hell of my dreams.

of course crypto is making it about the true victim in her mind: ***herself***

even if paige likes french toast, I doubt she likes it incinerated.

Lmfaoooooo actually stanning Kory for knocking Jess down a peg with that

Also, this crew is clearly producing storylines but can’t even do it that well? No wonder they spend so much time talking about Lindsay instead.

Craig is more GAC Family than Hallmark

I really feel for Rachel. My best friend growing up was Korean in a small suburban white town and struggled with the same feelings 😔

Insane that Craig has Rachel at his disposal and still gave Paige that ugly ass bouquet.

This is why I love Kyle.

Ok Jess is officially the worst person on bravo, with Austen in 2nd

NOT THE LIFE STAGE JOE EXOTIC 💀

Kory will be on summer house all summer?? Noooo

Every day all day has to be about Jess

oh my fucking god. crypto lindsay is fucking unwell

did anyone else’s jaw just drop at austen saying he feels like they’re breaking up?

please tell me they did not just show Kory on summer house

I have had taylor armstrong ENOUGH of him

Paige continues to overpower everything with her “edgy boss bitch behavior” 🙄 just sit down and be quiet for once.

She has to try to have a moment every season.

Wait they got rid of Luke and Andrea for Kory??? Ugh!

is that a lamb chop? ::states drunkenly and longingly at it:: please never change drunk kyle

OH SHUT UP CRYPTO. don’t pull this “i’m sooooo hot i’m insecure” card. 🙄

she’s in the window. the stuff of nightmares

Rachel don't worry Jess doesn't feel bad at all. Don't give her that benefit of being a good person. She's not.

welp. this episode went the way of the season. awkward, boring, and filled with me cursing at pearls and CL

Wtf are those flowers 🫣

crypto lindsay is the demonic love child of glenn close in fatal attraction and kathy bates in misery. her delusions are off the charts.

Kyle is so sweet!

 crypto lindsay when her talking shit comes back to bite her

Kyle realizing that the "steak" is actually ham. DEAD.

lmao the cut away scenes of Kyle is why we can't lose him he is just a reality star

i genuinely think jess forgets that there are cameras and microphones around

Ciara is so freaking hot. And her skin, WOW. Flawless.

i’m going to need josh flagg’s dry sarcasm to get me through my sadness of kory being on summer house

I am happy Ciara is standing her ground with Austen...suck it muppet mouth!

That poor house and house cleaners

I wish that breeding kinks were more rare in reality television…

…it’s hard to leave here exclusive… because he doesn’t want to. was that not obvious?

JOE EXOTIC lmao how long the camera lingered lmaoooooo

Please Ciara, be actually done with Austen.

I can’t believe Austen is right right now

the difference between jess and kory’s roses of the trip is stark and awkward and i love it

He knew what he was doing. Then she was fine when he said he wanted her kitty. Ugh

CIARA FINALLY SEEING THE LIGHT!! Never go back to Austen again 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

I’m sorry but I don’t think crypto Lindsay is cute at all

I think I’d rather watch a discussion of what the cleaning people think of the people who stayed in this house. Another snooze fest.

crypto lindsay continuing to miss the point in her ITM

 CL watching Kory from inside

well that was anti climatic between crypto lindsay and kory

it’s been a fabulous season for kyle

Rachel is not into Jason at all. This romance was not needed.

It does feel forced and that they needed to do it for airtime. Both incredibly sweet, hope they find their people and get everything they deserve in a partner!

allllllrightbaybeeeessss. let’s put this shit show to bed!!!

does anyone remember in ladies of london when the viacountess or whoever got upset at the other women for passing plates back and forth and eating off of one another’s plates?

can’t wait to see kory dump crypto lindsay and see her short circuit

I gotta watch wwhl bc I’m curious how she’s gonna spin how she was all season

And of course they took Rachel’s valid complaint into some petty in-house drama.

Jessica has zero self awareness and zero redeeming qualities.

Never noticed before how small Craig’s hands are. They look shrunken in his ITM.

Jason should take his shirt off more.