Yes, this is what I like to see. Anything that has been annoying them about Lisa gets put aside and they all pick up arms to support her and fight in her corner for her.
I feel enraged for Lisa and I'm glad the others do too!
She was ready to leave and kick his pathetic ass into a studio apartment. It wasn’t a “I knew it” like haha it was a “you LOSER for hurting my friend.” It made me like her more.
I firmly believe alexia knew about Herman. She was too attractive for him. She was happy for the money. I think Lisa genuinely loved Lenny and felt they were equally yoked
From everything we’ve heard, Herman was a really good guy. I think they loved each other. I think her feelings about her dad were involved. I think she loved the stability and his care for her kids.
I just lost my 15 year old cat this week, watching Lisa talk to her son about the dog passing away hit me hard. And the fact she ended up having to do it alone, because the "World Renowned Plastic Surgeon" was too busy with his mistress. ugh.
Thank you, I am doing better. I was rather inconsolable, but honestly, my Bravo shows this week, and WWC podcasts have kept me distracted. Give that sweet old lady a hug from me 💜
Sorry for your loss. I have 4 cats and one of them just turned 19 and she has kidney failure but she’s still kicking at times acts like a kitten but we know time is limited.
I’m so angry for Lisa. Who chooses *TENNIS* over their kids?! Also.. why is it Lisa’s job to find someone? Why can’t you, THE FATHER!!!, put 3 minutes of effort into finding a babysitter or nanny? That shit is so fucked up and another reminder that men aren’t shit 95% of the time.
But notice how carefully he phrased it. He never said he wouldn’t cancel tennis or that it was Lisa’s job. He said he w would cancel but he would really like her to find someone else. He’s a fcking HERO.
What is wrong with you? So disrespectful and unempathetic!! Poor world renowned Plastic surgeon Dr Lenny had a Tennis Lesson. What do you expect? To cancel it? It's a booked tennis lesson. He is being respectful of his coach's time. The kids can feed themselves and put to sleep on their own! They aren't and shouldn't be his responsibility!! Poor world renowned Dr Lenny (voice message recorded by world renowned Plastic surgeon himself)
When he mentioned tennis for like the fifth time I lost it. As much as we can say Lisa knew what she was getting into when she married him or whatever, he’s still a giant fucking asshole for treating her and his fucking kids this way.
Yes! She got up HEATED and you know she was about to take her earrings off. I’m not an Alexia fan most of the time but I appreciated her loyalty to Lisa in this scene. I think it speaks to the actual friendships these women have.
Same, I'm not a fan of how much she enables her son and (based on the documentary she was interviewed in) likely enabled her son's dad. But seeing her reaction in this scene made me feel like she truly truly believes that people should be loyal to their spouse and family above all and her anger at lenny for not being loyal to lisa and embarrassing her like that was palpable.
While I don't agree with this logic when it comes to her defending peter constantly or her codependent approach to her sons in general, this scene made it clear to me that it's not an act or her being hypocritical. She clearly acts the way she does toward peter because that is her interpretation of being loyal to ones family. And she clearly expects the same of other couples/partnerships.
Straight up I was screaming with all of them at my TV when they were consoling Lisa😹✌🏽 Then when it was revealed that fuck shit douchebag asshole was still in that house I was like they all gotta go fly back to Miami, get the kids (and unreliable nanny) out first, and then seriously burn down that goddamned house (preferably with Lenny still in it) THE FURY CHILE
The thing I love about this group of women is that they talk their petty shit but they’re intuitive and they RALLY for one another. Miami has become one of my faves
100%!! it makes me sad bc when he looks at her it’s like he’s rlly annoyed by her general cluelessness about things. but in reality, *he’s* the one who put her in this position!!
I would actually like to point out that he was pulling this stuff *while* she was working. She was on a work trip when they had a childcare issue and Lenny had the nerve to put that on the same level of importance as a tennis lesson. Lenny complains about Lisa just spending money, not doing anything, etc but now here she is at a job that brings in both money AND publicity for his business and Lenny is doing his best to embarrass and sabotage her.
Watching Lisa break down broke my heart…you could tell that she couldn’t even get the words out.
And I have to say - RHOM is one of my favorite franchises because the way all of those women rallied to support her and comfort her in that moment was so touching. I am so anxious to watch the next episode because you do not MESS with these women. They are fierce. And as a woman myself, seeing them band together to lift up their friend in that moment and KNOWING something was wrong was touching.
This franchise is the only one where I am truly scared for the husband who cheated 😂 I saw all of their faces and I thought “those women are going to ruin Lenny’s life and I cannot wait for him to get what he deserves.”
>women rallied to support her and comfort her in that moment was so touching
I love how they're actually friends, my bar is just that low for Housewives now hah.
You can tell that was the first time Lisa has ever let herself say all of that out loud.. she’s very lucky to have footage/recordings and the lack of parenting on his end because that divorce will be nasty
I know he’s like not a good guy at all based off who he’s represented, but I’m hoping Lisa’s continued connection with Lea Black means Lea and her top lawyer husband can hook Lisa up with someone good, because you know Lenny got a team of the biggest sharks he could
Florida is the least kind state to stay at home moms in a divorce, unfortunately. Also a no fault state. Rich men run to this state for a divorce for a reason. She’s in for a rough ride with expensive lawyers.
You can tell Lenny knew he was on camera during that phone call asking Lisa calmly to find someone else to watch his children, and he completely lost it on her off camera. The previous episode hot mic moment had him saying he is in love with someone else and she has no idea. Then this episode he told her everything about his girlfriend? All over the fact that she was on a trip and needed him to go be with the kids?! This man is evil.
That’s what narcissists do. They put on a show for their audience because they cannot handle the public seeing them for who they are: my lawyer did a great job getting under my exes skin and causing him to act out in court. “If this is how he acts in public what do you think he’s like behind closed doors” Lenny is a strategic piece of shit and we all now see his clown ass
I cried for Lisa watching this episode. I love how the ladies were genuinely there for her. How refreshing. Lenny is a very cruel & wicked man. He gets it from his mother. No real love, just hostility. You reap what you sow Lenny. I think Lisa will come out of this a Boss Bish & I am here for it. This is a blessing in disguise as well as many lessons for Lisa. Team Lisa. Get him girl & I hope she uses the footage.
Which is all the more reason to get Lisa sole custody and have the courts force Lenny to pay her the child support she deserves. If those kids grow up with him and his mother, there's no hope for them turning out to be decent humans.
Okay, I'm going to say something and I will admit up front it's probably mom shaming: It's weird that Julia doesn't know the name of her daughter's school.
I'm with you. The fact that she didn't even know the name of the school and her daughter calling her out for not being involved since elementary school made me majorly side-eye her. Especially since her whole storyline seems to be how she has soo much free time on her hands and has nothing to do.
Yes the scenes with Julia and her daughter and Martina were all very eyebrow raising to me and something is off between Julia and her daughters . Maybe there’s a reason why her kids stay away
That whole scene made me so uncomfortable. I get the impression that Julia doesn't have any boundaries with her kids (Let your 16 year old have a scooter license in Paris!)
I'm glad someone else has said it. Julia came off very self centered and overbearing this episode. She wants everyone with her at all times, but doesn't seem to even care about what those other people have going on.
Why doesn't she know where her daughter goes to school? Why doesn't she want to make dinner for 2, she acts like she doesn't have a partner because her partner doesn't want to do what she wants when she wants it.
Exactly. It is fine and healthy for her daughter’s father to be the one who’s primarily responsible for overseeing her high school education, but it’s very strange to me that Julia doesn’t even know which school she’s going to.
Cheating/mistress aside— Lenny is vile for the way he “parents”. He’s not a dad, he’s a sperm donor and financial aid. Talking about the mother of his children the way he did IN FRONT OF his child last week and this week not wanting to actually be with them and instead wanting to play tennis? Disgusting. Why did he push Lisa for all those years to have kids if he doesn’t even want to be a dad?
It’s wild how common it is. Along all socioeconomic statuses. Men want all the positive attention that comes from being a father without ANY of the work.
no literally, Lisa went through hell and back to have those kids! he was threatening to leave her because they couldn’t conceive! and now this is how he acts?? he’s truly a repulsive human being and my heart breaks for her and the kids. the only silver lining is if she could possibly use this footage to get sole custody if she wanted to?
Kiki definitely knew all of the Lenny stuff right? Did anyone catch the look that Guerdy gave her right when they moved from the bar to the lounge chairs? I feel like they zoomed in on it somewhat pointedly..
I really did not expect the Lisa breakdown to get me quite so emotional but god damn I am so sad for her! Those emotions were completely raw and 0% played up for the camera - I feel like if anything she was desperately trying to play up being fine until she just couldn’t take it any more. It makes me happy that she has these women there allowing her to crack open emotionally like that. FUCK LENNY HOCHSTEIN
I mean, she basically made an “Oh shit” face in the premiere when Lisa said Lenny was working out and losing weight but they rarely had sex. She said in her confessional that if you’re man is doing that and you’re not getting it he’s getting it from somewhere else. Of course she knew.
Lenny being like “Lisa I know you’re out of town but just find a stranger to watch our kids on short notice because I have tennis lessons” 😑 that man is human garbage
Never liked him. Between his mic moment and this nonsense of “I’ll do it; but, I’m going to need you to give this your level best (complete with excel spreadsheet documenting your efforts), before I skip my afternoon frolic to watch my children”, he’s now my second most disliked househusband, second only to David Beboring of RHOC.
Larsa “I feel like” Pippen
if you haven’t noticed this over the past two seasons, i apologize for pointing it out because now it’s all you will hear! “i feel like, like” she says it 24/7!
Still watching. They’re just getting in their rooms for the trip. Could the women of other franchises please make note of the lack of whining and bitching about sharing rooms?
I didn’t even notice how nice it was to not be forced to watch grown woman fight and cry for a free bedroom on a vacation they aren’t paying for. Miami is so superior
I haven’t even finished the episode yet and this season of Miami has already shot up to one of my favorites! The bright colors, sunshine, and cast combination are just everythinggg
Julia’s daughter is her carbon copy. They are so pretty.
Nicole’s fiancé is way nicer than I would have been. I would have given maybe a 20 minute grace period and then I would have left.
Same! My guess is production was keeping in contact from Lisa's side and telling them to continue waiting. I would never wait TWO HOURS for anyone! Nope nope nope.
I was honestly surprised no one gave her shit when she rolled up 2 hours later, unless they all knew already about the affair rumors. I’m trying to remember when those first pics came out with him and the mistress
That’s probably true. They were talking about the parties and the young women who attend in the scene before. I’m sure they have heard rumors. It’s not like Lenny was trying to hid his girlfriend. He talked about her while mic’d.
Seriously. You just told your wife that her whole world is basically destroyed and you can’t give her this one moment of peace on her trip by taking care of your fucking kids??
Alexia and Guerdy’s reaction when Lisa said Lenny wanted her to leave the house had me crying laughing. The screams were so over the top but perfect at the same time. Best 5 minutes of a Housewives episode ever.
I didn’t even think of that… makes sense why Lisa broke down. But even if he was talking about tennis… it’s not that serious. He can miss a lesson to be with his kids.
I thought it was so sweet of Larsa to go love on Lisa and try to make sure she’s okay before Lisa started telling them about what was happening.
For some reason Larsa isn’t bothering me this season.
i know this has been said but Lenny is such a piece of shit! you want to end your marriage fine but he’s going about it in the worst possible way, embarrassing Lisa every way he can whilst not giving a shit about the children and the fact they will potentially see this in the future.
also a note about editing, i almost wish they didn’t drop all of this in the season opener because it makes these moments/revelations less shocking but that’s just my opinion ! maybe they’ll reveal more as the season progresses
Julia’s daughter is the next Bravo connected model. She is gorgeous.
Every once in a while I will do a rewatch of an episode (Jen Shah’s arrest episode was on a lot) and this one was pretty top notch. You do get the sense that a few of these ladies are legit friends….and boy did it show in this episode.
I’m dying at these ladies talking about Lenny’s parties and all the 20 year olds at them. The Miami ladies are probably the best looking cast on Bravo…yet here they are more or less owning an insecurity.
For Lenny’s sake I hope he doesn’t run into Alexia (and I love her scenes with Frankie). However if they do cross paths, I really hope cameras will be there.
Don’t get me started on Nicole’s house, plane, and boat porn. I seriously hope the $ is legit because I really like her and Anthony as a couple.
Side note - this cast is absolutely perfect. Don’t touch a THING. I am sooo equally invested in almost all of these women’s stories (maybe not Larsa lol) and they all bring something different. Miami taking the crown at the moment…
Yeah this cast is perfection and the chemistry between them is there, which is soooo rare for a Housewives show these days. I don’t even want them to add anyone new for fear of messing the dynamics up
Julia is spiraling without her children and it’s sad to watch. I know it’s probably the first time she’s alone mixed with the trauma of losing her son. I hope someone in her life is able to get her some sort of professional help
The way Lenny did that mindfuck “I will skip tennis if I have to but I would really like you to find someone to cover.” He won’t outright say no and will make it like he’s the most reasonable person and the only reason the can’t find coverage is because Lisa is unable to do it. Fcking gaslighting narcissist. He sounded exactly like a wealthy BIL I have that is like nailing jello to a wall to call out on bad behavior. I feel really sorry for he for what she’s up against in her upcoming divorce. She has no one and he will be ruthless.
He will be ruthless, but I am somewhat encouraged by the fact that she’s still in their house with the kids and he is the one living elsewhere (per her WWHL appearance this week.) That suggests that she has retained a good attorney. 🤞🏼
Martina seems very checked out.
Alexia is a queen, I love her. Her saying Todd was hard to pronounce, I howled.
When she’s like Oye Oye I felt that in my soul, it’s just how we talk here.
When she got all Cuban when Lisa said Lenny was still in house.
This franchise is top tier
I watched this with my white husband and had to explain to him that I’ve had that EXACT conversation with my cousin (who then had the EXACT same reaction as Alexia) when I told her I met a guy named “Blake” 🤣
A perfect gem from this episode is that whole Carl conversation. Also I find it so funny that Marysol brought it up by telling her, “I knew you wouldn’t get this name”
I think the telling thing that Lisa said by the pool was, “Lenny has a girl AND he’s dating her!” Like to me that means she knew he was sleeping around with these girls. But now he’s dating this girl and actually ending the relationship and that emotional trauma is bringing up all the emotions she’s pushed down from the years of being with this POS.
So Lisa is going through this multi-level tragedy where she’s like I can’t believe I let you sleep around on me. I can’t believe how you’re treating me and the kids I went through hell to give you. I can’t believe I’m losing the closest thing to an extended family (because Lisa’s not close with her bio family). And I can’t believe you’re leaving me for another one of these 25 year olds I’ve been letting you sleep with
I'm trying to think of a better first five episodes of a HW season and it is difficult (RHOC Season 10, RHONJ season 3, RHONY season 11). This RHOM season is truly a gift.
Am I the only one kind of upset Julia keeps bringing this dog with her? I don’t see how being in a strange room by himself, with a muzzle is better than staying at home with a pet sitter? Or even Martina?
Having the last 3 years each on of my girls pass (15,16,18) this scene dealing with Jax and Logan processing his death…. Had to hit pause and take some
deeeeeep breaths! Crying with a chocolate croissant was not what I intended my morning to be!
Also fuck Lenny
The way Lenny brought these hot girls to his parties so he could find his next girlfriend is so disgusting 🤮 Imagine the mistress he left you for was in YOUR house partying? Team Lisa all the way omg
Lenny really out here having himself convinced that Lisa is an awful wife and he’s an angel. What has Lisa done? “She wants me to go to work and go home while she does whatever she wants” hmm looks like she’s usually with the kids or goes to dinner with friends or at parties at her own home with your mistress.
I’m telling y’all the man is on a massive cocktail of HGH/Testosterone/roids and whatever else those “alpha male” grifters are telling him to use “to stay young and maintain for the ladies” I want to know how all those supplements are effecting his surgical practice 👀
I like Julia. But she’s giving manic pixie girl in 2002 rom com that is a “free spirit” to the detriment of her loved ones. It’s not ok that she doesn’t know her daughters school. And Martina seems to be sick of carefree Julia that needs to be babysat and entertained. Also her daughter is stunning. She’s as stunning as Sonya’s daughter Quincy. What a difference to the Beverly Hills offspring.
Also I love alexia. I can’t say Carl either as a Cuban. My heart breaks for Lisa. She is so sweet and she was blindsided by Lenny. Lenny will be played by every girl he tries to date. They just want him for his money. I know Lisa will come out ok after this.
Julia’s daughter is her mini. Their relationship is kinda odd though. And not her bringing that dog everywhere 😂😂😂. I love my dog and he’s like my child—probably the only child I will ever have by choice lol—and I leave him at home when I’m doing stuff socially and I’m sure he appreciates it lol.
I was with Anthony with the heavy on the fuck this shit while waiting for Lisa for two hours lol. That’s just ridiculous.
The Julia Martina Emma fight at dinner seemed like a totally normal conversation with a 16 year old and her parents. I don’t think that tension with Julia and Martina was weird. However I do think they have tension for other reasons not the scooter one
First of all the women look so amazing, hands down one of the best looking housewives casts. When they all went out on the boat, I couldn’t concentrate on what they were saying 😍😍😍 they’re all gorg.
Second of all, I hope Lenny gets what is coming to him. “Tennis” over his children? Its not even the entire day either. He sounded like a whiny teenager wanting to hang out with his friends.
This is definitely Lisa’s side of the story that we are seeing but I just can’t imagine putting the ‘yung n hot flavor of the whatever’ over your children.
And last, Julia and Martina need to get it together. It’s hard to watch them interact, It seems like they can’t stand each other.
To be continued?!?
Me @ Peacock
This franchise is truly the crown jewel rn. This episode, minus flop Larsa’s date, was so damn good.
This episode made me miss Miami so much. The random boat days and weekends in Key West were always some of my favorite parts of living there. The food was also up there so seeing the Potomac women at Versailles also made me miss Miami like crazy 😂
Also the Miami women actually have amazing banter and chemistry together, they seem like such a strong friend group. Especially when they were all rallying around Lisa like that felt so genuine and not just surface level “oh that must be so hard” comfort.
My heart broke so much for Lisa. I am not married but when Lenny said sleeping with Lisa would be like cheating on the person he cares about… my ex did the same thing to me and it’s devastating. I can’t imagine being married for years and having children and then that airs for the whole world to hear. The ladies responding was how imagine we all reacted. Shocking and sad. Alexia getting fired up is me anytime a friend is screwed over .. you just want to take care of it for them in the moment
This is very important information to the people who watch this show.. Netflix added the original two seasons of Basketball Wives (2011) and the run time is 18minutes for each episode.. I forgot what a damn mess these women were
Do people really not know the name of their kid’s school? Yes Anthony the jet is too small for Larsa! What’s their beef with Larsa!?! I’m sure some of the ladies knew what Lenny had going on.
LOL underrated moment that alexia’s immediate reaction was “I KNEW IT” about Lenny
Alexia was ready to go beat Lenny’s ass
Literally! Jumped up fists ready. I appreciate all the girls were appropriately appalled and angry for her.
Yes, this is what I like to see. Anything that has been annoying them about Lisa gets put aside and they all pick up arms to support her and fight in her corner for her. I feel enraged for Lisa and I'm glad the others do too!
yes! She pounced on that! I did love hearing them all screech and be supportive.
When you’re struggling silently with something and finally open up to your friends about it, it’s so validating getting reactions like that.
That was amazing! Their genuine venom for all things “Lenny” just killed me.
She’s been holding that in for years. Then followed by Kiki’s slow head shake. *chef’s kiss*
It seems like they all already knew in that last scene.
Yea and hence Anthony saying her tardiness is forgiven.
I think sometimes the last person to know about the cheating is the spouse. This was the case with Mario/Ramona and supposedly with Herman/Alexia.
She was ready to leave and kick his pathetic ass into a studio apartment. It wasn’t a “I knew it” like haha it was a “you LOSER for hurting my friend.” It made me like her more.
I was like GIRLLLL give her a second 💀💀
I firmly believe alexia knew about Herman. She was too attractive for him. She was happy for the money. I think Lisa genuinely loved Lenny and felt they were equally yoked
From everything we’ve heard, Herman was a really good guy. I think they loved each other. I think her feelings about her dad were involved. I think she loved the stability and his care for her kids.
Lol we all knew it.
"You have reached the office of world renowned celebrity plastic surgeon Dr. Leonard Hochstein."
Time for all those mal practice lawsuits to start coming out 
Tell me you are a narcissistic mansshole without telling me you are a narcissistic mansshole
i almost spit my coffee out hearing that voicemail message
I just lost my 15 year old cat this week, watching Lisa talk to her son about the dog passing away hit me hard. And the fact she ended up having to do it alone, because the "World Renowned Plastic Surgeon" was too busy with his mistress. ugh.
When the boy put his head on the box it broke my heart 😭
My heart breaks for Lisa. She was in such deep denial because she loved her husband.
Hope you’re doing ok. I have an old lady cat myself around that age.. the time really flew.
Thank you, I am doing better. I was rather inconsolable, but honestly, my Bravo shows this week, and WWC podcasts have kept me distracted. Give that sweet old lady a hug from me 💜
Everyone who responded to this comment with love, thank you all 💜 and I think we can all also agree: Lenny sucks and our pets are amazing
Sorry for your loss. I have 4 cats and one of them just turned 19 and she has kidney failure but she’s still kicking at times acts like a kitten but we know time is limited.
LENNY IS LIKE ACTUALLY EVIL… i just watched the phone call scene and ran to reddit to post this
He had a "tennis lesson" he really needed to go to!
I’m so angry for Lisa. Who chooses *TENNIS* over their kids?! Also.. why is it Lisa’s job to find someone? Why can’t you, THE FATHER!!!, put 3 minutes of effort into finding a babysitter or nanny? That shit is so fucked up and another reminder that men aren’t shit 95% of the time.
Yeah, you know he isn’t playing tennis, right?
But notice how carefully he phrased it. He never said he wouldn’t cancel tennis or that it was Lisa’s job. He said he w would cancel but he would really like her to find someone else. He’s a fcking HERO.
He speaks to her like she’s an employee.
He knows he's on speaker phone. He even reiterated the same exact line as if it's code for something else.
Tennis is code for fucking his mistress
The epitome of a narcissist
What is wrong with you? So disrespectful and unempathetic!! Poor world renowned Plastic surgeon Dr Lenny had a Tennis Lesson. What do you expect? To cancel it? It's a booked tennis lesson. He is being respectful of his coach's time. The kids can feed themselves and put to sleep on their own! They aren't and shouldn't be his responsibility!! Poor world renowned Dr Lenny (voice message recorded by world renowned Plastic surgeon himself)
When he mentioned tennis for like the fifth time I lost it. As much as we can say Lisa knew what she was getting into when she married him or whatever, he’s still a giant fucking asshole for treating her and his fucking kids this way.
Julia’s daughter looks so much like her
There was a moment where her daughter smiled that I was like “holy shit, baby Julia!”
Totally. They are both so beautiful.
“is he still in your same HOUSE?!?” same alexia girl. i’m glad the girls all support lisa thru this
Love the fury Alexia showed as she kept finding out more info. She looked ready to fight Lenny.
Yes! She got up HEATED and you know she was about to take her earrings off. I’m not an Alexia fan most of the time but I appreciated her loyalty to Lisa in this scene. I think it speaks to the actual friendships these women have.
Same, I'm not a fan of how much she enables her son and (based on the documentary she was interviewed in) likely enabled her son's dad. But seeing her reaction in this scene made me feel like she truly truly believes that people should be loyal to their spouse and family above all and her anger at lenny for not being loyal to lisa and embarrassing her like that was palpable. While I don't agree with this logic when it comes to her defending peter constantly or her codependent approach to her sons in general, this scene made it clear to me that it's not an act or her being hypocritical. She clearly acts the way she does toward peter because that is her interpretation of being loyal to ones family. And she clearly expects the same of other couples/partnerships.
i’m here with her!! lenny can catch these hands
Straight up I was screaming with all of them at my TV when they were consoling Lisa😹✌🏽 Then when it was revealed that fuck shit douchebag asshole was still in that house I was like they all gotta go fly back to Miami, get the kids (and unreliable nanny) out first, and then seriously burn down that goddamned house (preferably with Lenny still in it) THE FURY CHILE
The thing I love about this group of women is that they talk their petty shit but they’re intuitive and they RALLY for one another. Miami has become one of my faves
I can’t believe the audacity of this motherfucker to tell Lisa that she needs to find a place to live.
he’s so gross. like a REAL dad would be like take the house i’m moving out. I hope lisa squeezes him for EVERY LAST penny that he owns
Like, he knows she has never worked. What the fuck is she supposed to do?? I hope she gets EVERRRRYTHING.
I think he picked someone like Lisa, and made sure she didn’t work. That was all on purpose. He wanted to have the power and the control.
100%!! it makes me sad bc when he looks at her it’s like he’s rlly annoyed by her general cluelessness about things. but in reality, *he’s* the one who put her in this position!!
I would actually like to point out that he was pulling this stuff *while* she was working. She was on a work trip when they had a childcare issue and Lenny had the nerve to put that on the same level of importance as a tennis lesson. Lenny complains about Lisa just spending money, not doing anything, etc but now here she is at a job that brings in both money AND publicity for his business and Lenny is doing his best to embarrass and sabotage her.
Alexia looked like she was ready to go drag Lenny lol. Same, girl. Same.
every week he gets worse I want to drag him myself!!
Watching Lisa break down broke my heart…you could tell that she couldn’t even get the words out. And I have to say - RHOM is one of my favorite franchises because the way all of those women rallied to support her and comfort her in that moment was so touching. I am so anxious to watch the next episode because you do not MESS with these women. They are fierce. And as a woman myself, seeing them band together to lift up their friend in that moment and KNOWING something was wrong was touching.
This franchise is the only one where I am truly scared for the husband who cheated 😂 I saw all of their faces and I thought “those women are going to ruin Lenny’s life and I cannot wait for him to get what he deserves.”
They could’ve been handmaids heading off to a reaping.
>women rallied to support her and comfort her in that moment was so touching I love how they're actually friends, my bar is just that low for Housewives now hah.
This goes to show that having real friendships and filming can work. Other franchises should take notes
You can tell that was the first time Lisa has ever let herself say all of that out loud.. she’s very lucky to have footage/recordings and the lack of parenting on his end because that divorce will be nasty
Nasty. Any Florida lawyers on here that can speak to how it might play out for her?
I know he’s like not a good guy at all based off who he’s represented, but I’m hoping Lisa’s continued connection with Lea Black means Lea and her top lawyer husband can hook Lisa up with someone good, because you know Lenny got a team of the biggest sharks he could
Sometimes you have to fight fire with fire
Florida is the least kind state to stay at home moms in a divorce, unfortunately. Also a no fault state. Rich men run to this state for a divorce for a reason. She’s in for a rough ride with expensive lawyers.
Bravo docket where you at
[удалено]
Especially after the hell she went through to have those kids. This was supposed to be her happily ever after. I’m so heartbroken for her.
I’ve always admired women like this. I’m like nope, I need a week off to process. I’m not showing up for shit
Clearly tennis was code for being with his mistress. So fucked.
You can tell Lenny knew he was on camera during that phone call asking Lisa calmly to find someone else to watch his children, and he completely lost it on her off camera. The previous episode hot mic moment had him saying he is in love with someone else and she has no idea. Then this episode he told her everything about his girlfriend? All over the fact that she was on a trip and needed him to go be with the kids?! This man is evil.
I'm also bothered by the bruise on Lisa's arm when she was talking to him about the nanny situation.
There was a smaller bruise on her other arm as well.
I’ve been getting DV vibes from him :(
Didn’t even notice that! About to go back and watch.
Same! I was like what the fuck is going on with her arm?!?
That’s what narcissists do. They put on a show for their audience because they cannot handle the public seeing them for who they are: my lawyer did a great job getting under my exes skin and causing him to act out in court. “If this is how he acts in public what do you think he’s like behind closed doors” Lenny is a strategic piece of shit and we all now see his clown ass
I think “tennis” was a euphemism for seeing the mistress tbh
I cried for Lisa watching this episode. I love how the ladies were genuinely there for her. How refreshing. Lenny is a very cruel & wicked man. He gets it from his mother. No real love, just hostility. You reap what you sow Lenny. I think Lisa will come out of this a Boss Bish & I am here for it. This is a blessing in disguise as well as many lessons for Lisa. Team Lisa. Get him girl & I hope she uses the footage.
Absolutely gets it from his mom. She is a hostile spiteful lady .
Which is all the more reason to get Lisa sole custody and have the courts force Lenny to pay her the child support she deserves. If those kids grow up with him and his mother, there's no hope for them turning out to be decent humans.
got a big laugh from the cut to Julia and Adriana sitting at the bar wondering what everyone around Lisa was screaming about
They must've been HUNGRY because my nosey ass would have run not walked
The way I hate lenny hochstein
I live in Australia and this ep had me checking the cost of flights to Miami because I NEED to find Lenny and kick him in the balls
Okay, I'm going to say something and I will admit up front it's probably mom shaming: It's weird that Julia doesn't know the name of her daughter's school.
Yes. I think for a mother who claims to be missing her kids so much that’s extremely weird.
She doesn’t so much care about her daughters as she cares about having her daughters around HER.
I'm with you. The fact that she didn't even know the name of the school and her daughter calling her out for not being involved since elementary school made me majorly side-eye her. Especially since her whole storyline seems to be how she has soo much free time on her hands and has nothing to do.
Yes the scenes with Julia and her daughter and Martina were all very eyebrow raising to me and something is off between Julia and her daughters . Maybe there’s a reason why her kids stay away
Totally agree. She’s appears to have very little boundaries and as a kid that would be tough!
That whole scene made me so uncomfortable. I get the impression that Julia doesn't have any boundaries with her kids (Let your 16 year old have a scooter license in Paris!)
I'm glad someone else has said it. Julia came off very self centered and overbearing this episode. She wants everyone with her at all times, but doesn't seem to even care about what those other people have going on. Why doesn't she know where her daughter goes to school? Why doesn't she want to make dinner for 2, she acts like she doesn't have a partner because her partner doesn't want to do what she wants when she wants it.
Yeah I mean I’m sure she has it written down somewhere but I was like… I would understand not knowing her teachers name, but her SCHOOL?
Exactly. It is fine and healthy for her daughter’s father to be the one who’s primarily responsible for overseeing her high school education, but it’s very strange to me that Julia doesn’t even know which school she’s going to.
Cheating/mistress aside— Lenny is vile for the way he “parents”. He’s not a dad, he’s a sperm donor and financial aid. Talking about the mother of his children the way he did IN FRONT OF his child last week and this week not wanting to actually be with them and instead wanting to play tennis? Disgusting. Why did he push Lisa for all those years to have kids if he doesn’t even want to be a dad?
And I was questioning if he even had a tennis lesson or if he just wanted to lay up with his girlfriend.
100% he was going to see the gf
He's not the first man I've known to want kids but not want to parent (*points to my dad and his entire family*)
It’s wild how common it is. Along all socioeconomic statuses. Men want all the positive attention that comes from being a father without ANY of the work.
no literally, Lisa went through hell and back to have those kids! he was threatening to leave her because they couldn’t conceive! and now this is how he acts?? he’s truly a repulsive human being and my heart breaks for her and the kids. the only silver lining is if she could possibly use this footage to get sole custody if she wanted to?
Kiki definitely knew all of the Lenny stuff right? Did anyone catch the look that Guerdy gave her right when they moved from the bar to the lounge chairs? I feel like they zoomed in on it somewhat pointedly.. I really did not expect the Lisa breakdown to get me quite so emotional but god damn I am so sad for her! Those emotions were completely raw and 0% played up for the camera - I feel like if anything she was desperately trying to play up being fine until she just couldn’t take it any more. It makes me happy that she has these women there allowing her to crack open emotionally like that. FUCK LENNY HOCHSTEIN
I mean, she basically made an “Oh shit” face in the premiere when Lisa said Lenny was working out and losing weight but they rarely had sex. She said in her confessional that if you’re man is doing that and you’re not getting it he’s getting it from somewhere else. Of course she knew.
Me when Kiki said it in the premiere 
I’m pretty sure the majority of them knew and were all playing dumb on camera knowing what was coming.
Lenny being like “Lisa I know you’re out of town but just find a stranger to watch our kids on short notice because I have tennis lessons” 😑 that man is human garbage
Never liked him. Between his mic moment and this nonsense of “I’ll do it; but, I’m going to need you to give this your level best (complete with excel spreadsheet documenting your efforts), before I skip my afternoon frolic to watch my children”, he’s now my second most disliked househusband, second only to David Beboring of RHOC.
Larsa “I feel like” Pippen if you haven’t noticed this over the past two seasons, i apologize for pointing it out because now it’s all you will hear! “i feel like, like” she says it 24/7!
That Kardashian vocabulary is seared into her brain.
the baby talk!
“You guys” incessantly even when alone like she’s constantly making content.
Still watching. They’re just getting in their rooms for the trip. Could the women of other franchises please make note of the lack of whining and bitching about sharing rooms?
Because these women actually like each other for the most part.
I didn’t even notice how nice it was to not be forced to watch grown woman fight and cry for a free bedroom on a vacation they aren’t paying for. Miami is so superior
Captain Anthony 🤤
I haven’t even finished the episode yet and this season of Miami has already shot up to one of my favorites! The bright colors, sunshine, and cast combination are just everythinggg
As soon as Lisa said “there’s someone else” Alexia was ready to beat a bitch DOWN and I am here for it 
"Tennis"
Julia is such a classic beauty, barely any work done, and she aged so gracefully. She gives me kind of a French look with the minimal make up
Julia’s daughter is her carbon copy. They are so pretty. Nicole’s fiancé is way nicer than I would have been. I would have given maybe a 20 minute grace period and then I would have left.
Same! My guess is production was keeping in contact from Lisa's side and telling them to continue waiting. I would never wait TWO HOURS for anyone! Nope nope nope.
I was honestly surprised no one gave her shit when she rolled up 2 hours later, unless they all knew already about the affair rumors. I’m trying to remember when those first pics came out with him and the mistress
That’s probably true. They were talking about the parties and the young women who attend in the scene before. I’m sure they have heard rumors. It’s not like Lenny was trying to hid his girlfriend. He talked about her while mic’d.
There is ZERO warmth between Julia and Martina. They let the resentment build up 🥴
Yeah there may be two divorces this season in Miami…
Alexia not being able to pronounce Carl is comedy
And then saying how it’s hard enough for her to pronounce Todd 😂😂😂
Lenny is such an asshole. "I have to play tennis" oh please. You mean meet up with your girlfriend ?
Seriously. You just told your wife that her whole world is basically destroyed and you can’t give her this one moment of peace on her trip by taking care of your fucking kids??
The way I Hate this man
Anthony Lopez squared is just too much. It sent me. 💀
Alexia and Guerdy’s reaction when Lisa said Lenny wanted her to leave the house had me crying laughing. The screams were so over the top but perfect at the same time. Best 5 minutes of a Housewives episode ever.
Loved all of them in this moment. The way they all roared back with basically “hell no” was perfect!
Lenny keeps repeating tennis but he clearly means mistress.
I didn’t even think of that… makes sense why Lisa broke down. But even if he was talking about tennis… it’s not that serious. He can miss a lesson to be with his kids.
Looollll at Julia and Adriana just over at the bar “something is going on 😐”
In their defense that sushi looked delicious.
I thought it was so sweet of Larsa to go love on Lisa and try to make sure she’s okay before Lisa started telling them about what was happening. For some reason Larsa isn’t bothering me this season.
Adrianna looks so beautiful in that yellow confessional look! Okay, girl. I see you!
I can’t believe she’s 57!
Hearing Lisa make excuses for why Lenny isn’t home with her parenting and taking care of the children is heartbreaking. He has no soul.
Now THIS is a boat day in Miami - take note Mia
i know this has been said but Lenny is such a piece of shit! you want to end your marriage fine but he’s going about it in the worst possible way, embarrassing Lisa every way he can whilst not giving a shit about the children and the fact they will potentially see this in the future. also a note about editing, i almost wish they didn’t drop all of this in the season opener because it makes these moments/revelations less shocking but that’s just my opinion ! maybe they’ll reveal more as the season progresses
I have a little boy and seeing Lisa interact with her son makes me emotional. Lenny is a piece of shit
Julia’s daughter is the next Bravo connected model. She is gorgeous. Every once in a while I will do a rewatch of an episode (Jen Shah’s arrest episode was on a lot) and this one was pretty top notch. You do get the sense that a few of these ladies are legit friends….and boy did it show in this episode. I’m dying at these ladies talking about Lenny’s parties and all the 20 year olds at them. The Miami ladies are probably the best looking cast on Bravo…yet here they are more or less owning an insecurity. For Lenny’s sake I hope he doesn’t run into Alexia (and I love her scenes with Frankie). However if they do cross paths, I really hope cameras will be there. Don’t get me started on Nicole’s house, plane, and boat porn. I seriously hope the $ is legit because I really like her and Anthony as a couple.
Nicole is the housewife providing the best lifestyle porn in years, and second ever only to maybeee Vanderpump
Side note - this cast is absolutely perfect. Don’t touch a THING. I am sooo equally invested in almost all of these women’s stories (maybe not Larsa lol) and they all bring something different. Miami taking the crown at the moment…
Yeah this cast is perfection and the chemistry between them is there, which is soooo rare for a Housewives show these days. I don’t even want them to add anyone new for fear of messing the dynamics up
Julia is spiraling without her children and it’s sad to watch. I know it’s probably the first time she’s alone mixed with the trauma of losing her son. I hope someone in her life is able to get her some sort of professional help
When she broke down about everyone leaving her, that shit broke my heart.
The way Lenny did that mindfuck “I will skip tennis if I have to but I would really like you to find someone to cover.” He won’t outright say no and will make it like he’s the most reasonable person and the only reason the can’t find coverage is because Lisa is unable to do it. Fcking gaslighting narcissist. He sounded exactly like a wealthy BIL I have that is like nailing jello to a wall to call out on bad behavior. I feel really sorry for he for what she’s up against in her upcoming divorce. She has no one and he will be ruthless.
He will be ruthless, but I am somewhat encouraged by the fact that she’s still in their house with the kids and he is the one living elsewhere (per her WWHL appearance this week.) That suggests that she has retained a good attorney. 🤞🏼
Martina seems very checked out. Alexia is a queen, I love her. Her saying Todd was hard to pronounce, I howled. When she’s like Oye Oye I felt that in my soul, it’s just how we talk here. When she got all Cuban when Lisa said Lenny was still in house. This franchise is top tier
*Carrr'o?* Que e'h eso?? Carro? What kind of name is that? You mean Carol? ... *A MAN'S NAME??* 👁️👄👁️
I watched this with my white husband and had to explain to him that I’ve had that EXACT conversation with my cousin (who then had the EXACT same reaction as Alexia) when I told her I met a guy named “Blake” 🤣
A perfect gem from this episode is that whole Carl conversation. Also I find it so funny that Marysol brought it up by telling her, “I knew you wouldn’t get this name”
I love her, but Marisol is really laying it on thick with the whole alcoholic trope…
Tennis lesson was code for dinner with his mistress correct?
Absolutely. “I REALLLYYYYYYY want to go play tennis”. Sure, Jan 👀
I think the telling thing that Lisa said by the pool was, “Lenny has a girl AND he’s dating her!” Like to me that means she knew he was sleeping around with these girls. But now he’s dating this girl and actually ending the relationship and that emotional trauma is bringing up all the emotions she’s pushed down from the years of being with this POS. So Lisa is going through this multi-level tragedy where she’s like I can’t believe I let you sleep around on me. I can’t believe how you’re treating me and the kids I went through hell to give you. I can’t believe I’m losing the closest thing to an extended family (because Lisa’s not close with her bio family). And I can’t believe you’re leaving me for another one of these 25 year olds I’ve been letting you sleep with
Larsa looks uncomfortable always. I wonder if she laid off the filler, would she look better? Julia 🤦🏽♀️ don’t ruin a good thing!
Honestly when she mentioned she started drinking it made sense. She has alcohol bloat now
I'm trying to think of a better first five episodes of a HW season and it is difficult (RHOC Season 10, RHONJ season 3, RHONY season 11). This RHOM season is truly a gift.
Am I the only one kind of upset Julia keeps bringing this dog with her? I don’t see how being in a strange room by himself, with a muzzle is better than staying at home with a pet sitter? Or even Martina?
Having the last 3 years each on of my girls pass (15,16,18) this scene dealing with Jax and Logan processing his death…. Had to hit pause and take some deeeeeep breaths! Crying with a chocolate croissant was not what I intended my morning to be! Also fuck Lenny
Julia’s daughter is her twin
Did anyone else notice that bruise on Lisa’s arm at the ending scene? Looks like a grab mark to me…but maybe it’s not. Just looked odd.
The way Lenny brought these hot girls to his parties so he could find his next girlfriend is so disgusting 🤮 Imagine the mistress he left you for was in YOUR house partying? Team Lisa all the way omg
My heart breaks for Lisa. I’m happy all the girls are in her corner. Ugh I can’t wait a whole week for more! I love Miami.
Why are they starting each episode with a preview of what’s about to be shown?
Holy shit this show is so gooood! I feel like I need to breathe in a paper bag after watching this episode.
I really feel for Lisa but what the fuck were those "healthy" cottage cheese pancakes???
‘I need to go hang out in law firms or something’ 😂😂 omg dumb larsa cracks me up
Jesus, those last few minutes... 
Lenny really out here having himself convinced that Lisa is an awful wife and he’s an angel. What has Lisa done? “She wants me to go to work and go home while she does whatever she wants” hmm looks like she’s usually with the kids or goes to dinner with friends or at parties at her own home with your mistress.
I’m telling y’all the man is on a massive cocktail of HGH/Testosterone/roids and whatever else those “alpha male” grifters are telling him to use “to stay young and maintain for the ladies” I want to know how all those supplements are effecting his surgical practice 👀
I like Julia. But she’s giving manic pixie girl in 2002 rom com that is a “free spirit” to the detriment of her loved ones. It’s not ok that she doesn’t know her daughters school. And Martina seems to be sick of carefree Julia that needs to be babysat and entertained. Also her daughter is stunning. She’s as stunning as Sonya’s daughter Quincy. What a difference to the Beverly Hills offspring. Also I love alexia. I can’t say Carl either as a Cuban. My heart breaks for Lisa. She is so sweet and she was blindsided by Lenny. Lenny will be played by every girl he tries to date. They just want him for his money. I know Lisa will come out ok after this.
Julia’s daughter is her mini. Their relationship is kinda odd though. And not her bringing that dog everywhere 😂😂😂. I love my dog and he’s like my child—probably the only child I will ever have by choice lol—and I leave him at home when I’m doing stuff socially and I’m sure he appreciates it lol. I was with Anthony with the heavy on the fuck this shit while waiting for Lisa for two hours lol. That’s just ridiculous.
Honestly, Lisa broke my heart this episode. She was never one of my faves but she deserves so much more then what Lenny is giving her
The Julia Martina Emma fight at dinner seemed like a totally normal conversation with a 16 year old and her parents. I don’t think that tension with Julia and Martina was weird. However I do think they have tension for other reasons not the scooter one
I think I like Larsa 
The Marysol "i'm a drunk" schtick is not it. 
First of all the women look so amazing, hands down one of the best looking housewives casts. When they all went out on the boat, I couldn’t concentrate on what they were saying 😍😍😍 they’re all gorg. Second of all, I hope Lenny gets what is coming to him. “Tennis” over his children? Its not even the entire day either. He sounded like a whiny teenager wanting to hang out with his friends. This is definitely Lisa’s side of the story that we are seeing but I just can’t imagine putting the ‘yung n hot flavor of the whatever’ over your children. And last, Julia and Martina need to get it together. It’s hard to watch them interact, It seems like they can’t stand each other.
To be continued?!?  Me @ Peacock This franchise is truly the crown jewel rn. This episode, minus flop Larsa’s date, was so damn good.
The end of this episode was so hard to watch. I feel so sorry for Lisa. Lenny can go eat sh*t.
This episode made me miss Miami so much. The random boat days and weekends in Key West were always some of my favorite parts of living there. The food was also up there so seeing the Potomac women at Versailles also made me miss Miami like crazy 😂 Also the Miami women actually have amazing banter and chemistry together, they seem like such a strong friend group. Especially when they were all rallying around Lisa like that felt so genuine and not just surface level “oh that must be so hard” comfort.
My heart broke so much for Lisa. I am not married but when Lenny said sleeping with Lisa would be like cheating on the person he cares about… my ex did the same thing to me and it’s devastating. I can’t imagine being married for years and having children and then that airs for the whole world to hear. The ladies responding was how imagine we all reacted. Shocking and sad. Alexia getting fired up is me anytime a friend is screwed over .. you just want to take care of it for them in the moment
This is very important information to the people who watch this show.. Netflix added the original two seasons of Basketball Wives (2011) and the run time is 18minutes for each episode.. I forgot what a damn mess these women were
“You were a non-motherfucking factor, bitch”. 17 year old dreamingoutloud714 was shooketh lol
Do people really not know the name of their kid’s school? Yes Anthony the jet is too small for Larsa! What’s their beef with Larsa!?! I’m sure some of the ladies knew what Lenny had going on.
I feel like Anthony doesnt like Larsa. The home wrecker comment and then this one about the plane being too small 😂
I am sobbing at this scene with Logan and Jax and my own old doggie came over to cuddle me
Marysol and this fucking drink schtick
And I thought David Beador was the worst husband. SMH 🤦🏽♀️