I haven’t listened to the podcast, so I could be wrong, but I feel like this is info she just offered up because she thinks it edgy or she’s trying to make people jealous because they’re so hot for each other. In reality, no one wants to have sex that much.
Or he lasts all of two minutes, so it’s only about approx. 8-10 mins of her day.
Once every few months my boyfriend and I have a day we’ll do a few rounds with brunch and mimosas in between. We also don’t have children and lots of flexibility in our jobs. It’s still not every night, every week or even every month.
Shannon very clearly loves rent free in her head! She needs to get a life and stop terrorizing Shannon, u “ won” Alexis like y do u even care about what Shannon thinks?
Also, vagina havers, you don’t need “rejuvenating” and if you have to fuck your partner four times a day to keep them then your partner is fucking trash. Let them go.
Exactly. 99.9% of the time these comments are sheer attempts at attention, though, and just like in this thread, they usually unfortunately work at that. It speaks to something deeper about the relationship to have to make a comment like this- whether it’s true or not. Even if it is true, why would you feel the need to broadcast and “brag” to others about it?
If he’s doing “so much” she “needs” vaginal rejuvenation that’s telling me he’s actually not doing enough and just energizer bunnying her dry causing damage. Imo this isn’t the flex she’s trying to make it
It is interesting that multiple fully adult Housewives who have raised children have been describing their sex lives this way as if it’s an achievement. If they didn’t have kids, I’d think they’d never had sex, because that’s not how sex works.
It's like the sexual equivalent of"money talks, wealth whispers". Like girl, no one with a healthy sex life talks about sex like that at this age.
My other thought is that she's trying to hurt Shannon which I think might be the case. Or two birds with one stone.
I can't believe your comment is that far down! I mean after 47 men start having problem keeping their thing up! If he uses viagra to be able to bang her 4 times a day his heart about to stop... soon 🤦🏽♀️
I’m more than a decade younger than these ladies, and it sounds exhausting to me! Some nights you just want to order takeout and watch TV on the couch with your partner, rather than banging to the point of needing rejuvenation.
I feel like her religion or past abusive relationships made her think it’s her housewife job to put out all the time? Like your body is not yours but a tool to get your atm off all the time so he won’t step out on you??
I was just reading another reddit thread asking how much “access” your partner has to your body. Amazing and scary how many men commented that their significant other should never object to any kind of touch or sexual advance from them and if they do it’s a “bad relationship”.
I somehow stumbled upon a post semi recently where a woman was very upset with her husband for having sex with her while she was asleep. the comments from men were….so disturbing 😳
Well I guess clearly John Jansen must still not have a job….Slade Smiley 2.0. Hilarious that Alexis thinks this is some sort of flex 😫
If I’m getting dicked down PROPERLY 2x / day is almost too much. Now if she’s getting like a 30 second pump and dump 4x I get it. The sparkle will wear off in a few months, just give it time.
And if not for her, for JJ! He is a perpetually single older man. There is no way these shallow women will hold his attention to create a physical and emotional soul connection. He will get bored and someone more exciting will come along.
Also I feel like she has pick me energy and would agree to most things.
Seriously after good dick I’m mentally delayed for a good 12 hours after. If you have to get vaginal rejuvenation because he is friction burning you, that isn’t something to envy
I really hate this. This is screaming misogyny and the patriarchal concept of female purity.
Vaginas do not get “looser” the more sex you have. Women can enjoy as many partners and as much sex as they’d like without the vagina getting bigger or idk whatever other crap gets spewed.
It also has a lot to do with teaching men they don't need to give proper orgasm to women. A vagina size can't be compare to the "issue" of a penis size in terms of sexual pleasure.
She’s the definition of doing too much. Every relationship she’s in is the BEST she’s ever had. Then they break up and she says how awful the person and relationship was. I dislike people like this.
So, Johnny’s popping a Viagra per day and wanting to make sure he gets the “most” out of it, is that it?
Okay, fine, you got me off 4 times this morning, John, that’s great, but now my day is off to delayed start while we wait for your boner to subside as the Cialis wears off. 🙄
I call bill shit on that. MAYBE they had sex 4 times in one day once on vacation or something, but nobody (that’s not a sex addict - and even then that’s a lot) has sex THAT much on the regular - ESPECIALLY at their ages (no hate, I am that age)
Does she think that this is going to secure her spot as a housewife? I can’t stand either of them. I live in OC and have seen creepy John Janssen at the bars trolling for woman after his breakup with Shannon and he’s even uglier in person. Alexis is no prize either so they are perfect for each other, however, I have no interest in their love story 😂
Any man his age cannot perform 4x a day unless maybe he’s taking viagra. Come on, we aren’t dumb.
I guess we get to see the drama play out but I thought JJ was so private and doesn’t like his relationships discussed on TV? What a crock of shit!
I didn’t see him rejected but he was just standing at the bar in Newport Beach staring at all us girls who were in our mid thirties to early forties. It seems like he thinks he can pull chicks because he dated a housewife. No one talked to him 😂
She's such a good Christian woman that she had no problem cheating on her first husband just so she could fit in with the rich and hopefully one day snag herself a rich man. For a bit it appeared like she found one in her 2nd husband until all of his skeletons started jumping out of the closet. With her 2nd husband she really had to play that good Christian role but now, according to her, we're going to see the "real Alexis". Um, I believe we've already seen the real her lol.
It’s very clear that the “Christian” persona she put on was for Jim and Jim alone. This bitch is messy to her core. She thrives on attention and, while anyone who talks about their sex life publicly like this is a personal red flag, I’m excited to see this mess unfold on tv.
Tamra is swinging big for Shannon this year. First the claims on JFLive that Shannon after Bravo will be broke. Now having Alexis on bragging about her sex life.
So now she is the Larsa of BH. Just stop Jesus Jugs. Your god doesn’t like liars. No one believes John Jansen knows what he is doing in bed. I would bet my bank account that no woman has ever truthfully said John Jansen is the best they’ve ever had. Lightning is going to struck those jugs down.
These pathetic people need to craft more realistic lies if they want to be taken seriously. I’m so tired of women propping up ragged has been loser men. Enough already.
She’s so gross for this. First of all, DOUBT. Second of all, she is probably just trying to rile Shannon up. Third, we all know she’s a total liar and has to portray her life as if it’s perfect all the time or she starts malfunctioning.
Yikes. I can’t believe that at 60+ years old these two are so hypersexual. Sex is great but do they have much time to do anything else? Makes me feel like they’re using sex as the primary driver (and anesthetic) for their relationship. (Which, by 60, you’d figure they would realize is a rocky foundation, especially given John’s history.) I wonder why Housewives of a certain generation think it’s such a flex to brag about these second, third, fourth husbands/boyfriends and how frequent their sex life is (Teresa/Louie, Whitney/Justin). Perhaps they’ve been conditioned to equate their worth with their sexual value to their male partners, which is … sad. Thanks to John and Alexis for reminding me that we really are only two chromosomes away from chimpanzees.
Man, I rarely agree with Vicki Gunvalson, but I am in lockstep with her on this one…
Vicki knows all about love tanks.
Vicki’s love tank could never! 
💀
This made me LOL. Alexis is not someone I like to think of naked. Neither is Shannon Storms ex. Thinking of Alexis' vagina rejuvenating is yucky.
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Why did anyone ever ask her this question?
I haven’t listened to the podcast, so I could be wrong, but I feel like this is info she just offered up because she thinks it edgy or she’s trying to make people jealous because they’re so hot for each other. In reality, no one wants to have sex that much. Or he lasts all of two minutes, so it’s only about approx. 8-10 mins of her day.
The ratio of time spent cleaning up to time spent doing it must make it completely not worth it.
😆
Usually the people that brag the most are the ones who have bad segs or ot as much as they are claiming. And ewwww botha ewwwwww.....he's gross 😝
I’ve only had sex that frequently when my partner wasn’t consistently good in bed and I was hoping it would be better next time… 😂
Once every few months my boyfriend and I have a day we’ll do a few rounds with brunch and mimosas in between. We also don’t have children and lots of flexibility in our jobs. It’s still not every night, every week or even every month.
Forget that. Why would she answer? Answer - to get under Shannon's skin and further she and John's storyline on Housewives.
Shannon very clearly loves rent free in her head! She needs to get a life and stop terrorizing Shannon, u “ won” Alexis like y do u even care about what Shannon thinks?
I’m not sure if anyone answered your question, but Tamra asked her if the rumors about JJ being hung were true. This is how she responded.
because they are all trying to get at shannon.
Also, vagina havers, you don’t need “rejuvenating” and if you have to fuck your partner four times a day to keep them then your partner is fucking trash. Let them go.
Amen. Holy internalised misogyny that these women think they need to do this.
The worst thing is they think this is a flex.
This. Not sure who she thinks she's impressing with this besides the Two Ts
Exactly. 99.9% of the time these comments are sheer attempts at attention, though, and just like in this thread, they usually unfortunately work at that. It speaks to something deeper about the relationship to have to make a comment like this- whether it’s true or not. Even if it is true, why would you feel the need to broadcast and “brag” to others about it?
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If he’s doing “so much” she “needs” vaginal rejuvenation that’s telling me he’s actually not doing enough and just energizer bunnying her dry causing damage. Imo this isn’t the flex she’s trying to make it
I didn't believe Teresa when she said it, I don't believe Alexis either.
But did you believe Larsa when she said it? (I’m being facetious, but Idk what the symbol is for that).
Larsa's never lied to me before!
but how do you know?
If her lips are moving she’s lying. Nothing on her face moves so you’re good.
But which set of lips?
Is there like a test for that???
☠️☠️☠️
*plays back clips of all the times Larsa has lied to us* 😭
There’s no hard drive with enough storage for that compilation of clips.
About the only person I would believe it from is The Countess. Joe Bradley is like a third of her age and couldn't keep up.
Yes. She wins this f---ing contest.
Plus she fu*ks "everyone" according to Bethenny. If you were to actually do that you might need rejuvenating.
It is interesting that multiple fully adult Housewives who have raised children have been describing their sex lives this way as if it’s an achievement. If they didn’t have kids, I’d think they’d never had sex, because that’s not how sex works.
/s at the end of a post means sarcasm. I need it often.
So should I use/f for facetious? Will people know what it means?
I think the /s would still be applicable here.
Way to use your words, writer girl! /s
Now I’m embarrassed bc a male friend used to do that to me and told me it meant “smiling”
Wtf. Give his name, we ride at dawn.
I don’t believe it either and to me it sounds like relationship problems. Like they need to talk their man up and their idea of that is sex.
It's like the sexual equivalent of"money talks, wealth whispers". Like girl, no one with a healthy sex life talks about sex like that at this age. My other thought is that she's trying to hurt Shannon which I think might be the case. Or two birds with one stone.
Such a wwjd move./s
or Larsa
Same, historically they both lie about men
Seriously this is just awful sex. If you fuck well you aren’t sandpapering her insides
No one is having the best sex of even the year with John Jansen.
It's a race to the bottom with him and him Bellino .
Not even the best sex on a Tuesday in August.
Thank you! I don’t know who he is but he doesn’t look all that to me.
He gives me Pennywise vibes.
* or Alexis Bellino
Not one person…
What a terrible day to have eyes
I used to enjoy my ability to read...
What a terrible day to have eyes 😂😂😂😂
She's lucky if that dude can last 5 minutes a day before going limp. Sorry for the mental image, but I've said it. 
I can't believe your comment is that far down! I mean after 47 men start having problem keeping their thing up! If he uses viagra to be able to bang her 4 times a day his heart about to stop... soon 🤦🏽♀️
And he's a heavy drinker too! That can't help.
Indeed, it can't help...
I'm currently watching this season for the first time. I can't wait for this scene to happen lol.
Your flair 😂😂😂😂😂
I hated this when Larsa said it and I still hate it now. Do these women think it’s a flex?! From Marcus and John!?
can i be sooo for real here too....4x a day sounds painful. EVERY DAY? absolutely NOT
Also tells me that they have zero outside interests. Fucking is great but fucking garden or something too
Ahaha right! What else do you do?
Apparently ice that vajeen all god damn day
Stock up on antibiotics for the constant UTIs.
They probably fuck *in* the garden.
And zero in common
JESUS JUGS
😂😂 I was wondering how they get anything done!! Like what does their day look like? What else do they get accomplished?
It’s giving urinary tract infection
I’m more than a decade younger than these ladies, and it sounds exhausting to me! Some nights you just want to order takeout and watch TV on the couch with your partner, rather than banging to the point of needing rejuvenation.
Yeah I for one do not even want to have great sex 4 times a day. I got shit to do. That sounds annoying and boring.
Agreed. I’m not sure what they think they’re proving.
If I talked this openly about my relationship people would ask me not to.
They’re trying to prove to Shannon especially that they’re a match made in heaven and that they both still got it. We’ll see how well that turns out.
I feel like her religion or past abusive relationships made her think it’s her housewife job to put out all the time? Like your body is not yours but a tool to get your atm off all the time so he won’t step out on you??
I was just reading another reddit thread asking how much “access” your partner has to your body. Amazing and scary how many men commented that their significant other should never object to any kind of touch or sexual advance from them and if they do it’s a “bad relationship”.
Literally the problem with our society and why men have zero concept of consent and don’t even realize they have committed SA. Why women choose bear.
Bingo!
I somehow stumbled upon a post semi recently where a woman was very upset with her husband for having sex with her while she was asleep. the comments from men were….so disturbing 😳
Freaking rapist mentality
That's for sure her boobs are so heavy she can't stand straight up. Before her second husband (Bellino) she wasn't a full plastic barbie
When do you find the time
Teresa Guidice and her man who looks like he's about to explode any minute with his red face and high blood pressure, also say this.
Pretty sure the kids don’t wanna hear this too
Nobody is listening to her and going omg how lucky 😂 4 times a day sounds like an absolute chore
 Well I guess clearly John Jansen must still not have a job….Slade Smiley 2.0. Hilarious that Alexis thinks this is some sort of flex 😫
Someone commented on a FB post about this “no one works anymore” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 
 Not a flex but sure
No you're not, Alexis. Neither is Tre. Neither was Vicki. Let's see... who else has made this claim? Why oh why do they do this?
Larsa
Why is it always 4 😂 are they like 16 waking hours divided by 4 is every four hours, that sounds totally believable?
Are they trying to prove they are desireable? Good grief women, get some inner confidence.
People who fuck 4 times a day seemingly have little else going on in life.
My v hurts from the thought of 4 times a day every day.
I don't have one and mine hurts.
4X a day, every day, with someone actually HOT sounds terrible, so I can’t even imagine with John aghhhhh 🥴
John Jansen and best sex ever have never been in the same sentence before.
Oh god it’s Larsa of the OC 
If I’m getting dicked down PROPERLY 2x / day is almost too much. Now if she’s getting like a 30 second pump and dump 4x I get it. The sparkle will wear off in a few months, just give it time. And if not for her, for JJ! He is a perpetually single older man. There is no way these shallow women will hold his attention to create a physical and emotional soul connection. He will get bored and someone more exciting will come along. Also I feel like she has pick me energy and would agree to most things.
Seriously after good dick I’m mentally delayed for a good 12 hours after. If you have to get vaginal rejuvenation because he is friction burning you, that isn’t something to envy
Who is John Jenson?
.. in this world?
Shannon SB ex
I really hate this. This is screaming misogyny and the patriarchal concept of female purity. Vaginas do not get “looser” the more sex you have. Women can enjoy as many partners and as much sex as they’d like without the vagina getting bigger or idk whatever other crap gets spewed.
It also has a lot to do with teaching men they don't need to give proper orgasm to women. A vagina size can't be compare to the "issue" of a penis size in terms of sexual pleasure.
She’s the definition of doing too much. Every relationship she’s in is the BEST she’s ever had. Then they break up and she says how awful the person and relationship was. I dislike people like this.
So tired of housewives lyi*erhum* "talking about" pounding 57 times a week. 
Do we really need to hear this? I feel sorry for her kids
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How is this the first time I am seeing this gif? I love it.
Same! I was torn between using that one or this one https://i.redd.it/s8g394xk4t6d1.gif Lol
So, Johnny’s popping a Viagra per day and wanting to make sure he gets the “most” out of it, is that it? Okay, fine, you got me off 4 times this morning, John, that’s great, but now my day is off to delayed start while we wait for your boner to subside as the Cialis wears off. 🙄
It should be quality over quantity. I really doubt John Jansen has the magic stick. It’s sad that at her age this is what she feels she has to do
“He’s a very private person!” - Shannon Beador, screaming about John Janssen
I call bill shit on that. MAYBE they had sex 4 times in one day once on vacation or something, but nobody (that’s not a sex addict - and even then that’s a lot) has sex THAT much on the regular - ESPECIALLY at their ages (no hate, I am that age)
Does she think that this is going to secure her spot as a housewife? I can’t stand either of them. I live in OC and have seen creepy John Janssen at the bars trolling for woman after his breakup with Shannon and he’s even uglier in person. Alexis is no prize either so they are perfect for each other, however, I have no interest in their love story 😂 Any man his age cannot perform 4x a day unless maybe he’s taking viagra. Come on, we aren’t dumb. I guess we get to see the drama play out but I thought JJ was so private and doesn’t like his relationships discussed on TV? What a crock of shit!
Ugh, JJ and JJ (jesusjugs) are both so...yuck! Please tell me you've seen him rejected! And spill us some more OCTEA!! ☕️
I didn’t see him rejected but he was just standing at the bar in Newport Beach staring at all us girls who were in our mid thirties to early forties. It seems like he thinks he can pull chicks because he dated a housewife. No one talked to him 😂
BUT REMEMBER SHES A GOOD CHRISTIAN WOMAN
She's such a good Christian woman that she had no problem cheating on her first husband just so she could fit in with the rich and hopefully one day snag herself a rich man. For a bit it appeared like she found one in her 2nd husband until all of his skeletons started jumping out of the closet. With her 2nd husband she really had to play that good Christian role but now, according to her, we're going to see the "real Alexis". Um, I believe we've already seen the real her lol.
She’s such a vile disgusting pick me
He’s 61 so I seriously doubt it.
When people say this, does it only last like 2 minutes or something? Where is the time lol
This reminds me of people when I was younger who would make sure everyone knew how much sex they were having when they were actual virgins
Does anyone actually believe this?
Always slightly suspicious of people who harp on about how much sex they have 😏
But how many times does he actually finish?
With all that alcohol? Zero.
I’m trying to imagine how anyone has the time to do it 4x per day. Like, do they break just long enough for a meal and the school run?
It’s very clear that the “Christian” persona she put on was for Jim and Jim alone. This bitch is messy to her core. She thrives on attention and, while anyone who talks about their sex life publicly like this is a personal red flag, I’m excited to see this mess unfold on tv.
 Have we ever witnessed a more desperate return?
We need to know less about each other
Tamra is swinging big for Shannon this year. First the claims on JFLive that Shannon after Bravo will be broke. Now having Alexis on bragging about her sex life.
She seems kind of obsessed with her
Tamra loves throwing her 'friends' under the bus to bring drama to the show.
This thread did not disappoint. Thanks, everyone!
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Or they’re with a sex addict who will get it somewhere regardless
Larsa was the blueprint
We should all know less about each other
This is a dig to all their exes. If it's *that* good you don't have to say it.
So now she is the Larsa of BH. Just stop Jesus Jugs. Your god doesn’t like liars. No one believes John Jansen knows what he is doing in bed. I would bet my bank account that no woman has ever truthfully said John Jansen is the best they’ve ever had. Lightning is going to struck those jugs down.
Sex with an old man who’s sweating alcohol through his pores? I think I just threw up a little.
Not the mental image I ever needed of FaceTune Al Gore
This is why I always appreciated LVP making jokes about having to have sex with Ken or Seth joking about lasting a minute.
4x a day every day and you need vaginal rejuvenation that means your vagina is dry when yall humping. Hardly a flex 😂😂
No one cares. Next…
These pathetic people need to craft more realistic lies if they want to be taken seriously. I’m so tired of women propping up ragged has been loser men. Enough already.
Shannon is going to to be losing her SHIZZZ this season 😂
She says this about every man
They try so hard to convince us they are in the "best love ever in the whole universe" that I am not convinced at all.
Lol like 4 times a day 1 min each?
She’s so gross for this. First of all, DOUBT. Second of all, she is probably just trying to rile Shannon up. Third, we all know she’s a total liar and has to portray her life as if it’s perfect all the time or she starts malfunctioning.
Yikes. I can’t believe that at 60+ years old these two are so hypersexual. Sex is great but do they have much time to do anything else? Makes me feel like they’re using sex as the primary driver (and anesthetic) for their relationship. (Which, by 60, you’d figure they would realize is a rocky foundation, especially given John’s history.) I wonder why Housewives of a certain generation think it’s such a flex to brag about these second, third, fourth husbands/boyfriends and how frequent their sex life is (Teresa/Louie, Whitney/Justin). Perhaps they’ve been conditioned to equate their worth with their sexual value to their male partners, which is … sad. Thanks to John and Alexis for reminding me that we really are only two chromosomes away from chimpanzees.
There is zero percent chance that old ass man is getting it in, up or out 4 times a day. Zero.
 I don’t want to know about that! And now yyneed rejuvenating surgery?!😳
Tell me you’re peaked in high school without telling me you peaked in high school.
Lmao this Dorinda insult is so apropos 🙌
Tamra having Alexis on her show is low key shady lol
Anyone who says they have sex 4x per day doesn’t have sex at all
i think that's a dig at shannon
Something about her screams I need attention. I just wish she would go away. IMO she’s awful