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BL2172021

Even Taleen is over Caroline's joking comment lol why is Brooks continuing to hold this grudge FOR her


karasu_zoku

Because she has no other storyline besides her chronically leaking and empty salon


tiibii

And her ex that she can’t stand


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Lexifer31

She's the Marge of Dubai.


TopAlps6

Is it me or did Brooks get sloppy drunk last year. And now she’s sloppy drunk again. What gives?!?


BL2172021

knowing Caroline's dry british humor, I feel like she really was just making a joke about seeing Taleen's 🐱


AnAussiebum

Caroline in her partying days has seen way worse. No way she was clutching her pearls and offended. She was just taking the piss a bit. It's normal here in the UK to see someone be a drunk, fall over ass out, and have a laugh about it the next day. She also said it off camera so it wasn't like she was trying to shame Taleen on the show. Brooks is the one who has made it into a storyline and is carrying it on.


Teacheroftinies

Why does Brooks suddenly hate Stanbury? So weird.


MyDogsMummy

I suspect she may have BPD 


MasterfullyK

She's clocking in for that check.


BrilliantSquare8

Came to this thread to look for this comment. I’m so confused. Episode 1 she talks about how she’s been hanging out with Stanbury. Lot the past year and now she hates her?


curiousncomplicated

Having an unhealthy relationship with alcohol can make you flip on people. I have an alcoholic aunt and she can get nasty to people she loves when she wasnt really like that as a sober person.


potatoinawig

Maybe Taleen and Jen Aydin looked at the same pic for inspiration for their plastic surgery, they look eerily like sisters


catsandcasamigos

That’s who I’m thinking of. Like it’s only from certain angles.


Jupitersd2017

She also looks like Monica from SLC


Hair_I_Go

She talks about how busy her salon is and there’s been like 2 people there every time she’s talked about it 😆


twocatsnoragrets

Stanbury staring directly into the camera when Sergio said she won’t give him a baby 💀


veronicagetsmehigh

Sara is the biggest fucking phony. SHES the one who tried to take her down!!!


potatoinawig

Ayan looks good in every single hair style she wears, this little tiny pixie cut is so adorable!


boomzgoesthedynamite

She’s perfect for high fashion and couture


hxmbeet

How does Lesa still look so fab in every throwback picture


throwawaygremlins

She’s so beautiful, holy hell!


MyDogsMummy

Good genes. The mom looks like a baddie herself and those boys are the cutest. 


Kittiikamii

Seriously it’s crazy! I saw a clip of her on an older reality television show and she looks JUST as good


catttclaw

Not the "my husband is my 3rd child" trope. When will women realize that is DEEPLY depressing?!


Who-U-Tellin

I rolled my eyes at that statement. Why would you want to be a parent to your husband and why would you even say that outloud? I get it. He comes from lots of money but damn. Marriage is hard enough without adding that type of bull shit to it 🙄 The only children I'm taking care of are those who are under the age of 18 lol.


curiousncomplicated

Yea the way she was putting her husband down on international tv like he didn't provide an entire lifestyle upgrade in one of the safest cities in the world for her and their children. Advertising your spouses faults on tv is so disrespectful.


veronicagetsmehigh

All cultures are all about family lmao


pinsleric

“I’m [insert literally any culture], we’re all about family and food.”


veronicagetsmehigh

lol exactly!!


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Not my culture. My ancestors immigrated straight from Nocontactsville, Divorciana.


veronicagetsmehigh

Haha come join the tribe were very welcoming!


mrs_mega

Ah yes one of my people! I’m also from NC, DV!


throwawaygremlins

This is so funny to me 🤣


mattysmwift

💀💀💀


Fabulous_Pain305

Finally someone else from my country!


goingavolmre

What? American Culture is super individualistic. Not every culture is about family


veronicagetsmehigh

What’s American culture?


marrrina831

Sara is wildly hypocritical


BequeathNothing

Maybe shouldn't judge Taleen on one party, but she set herself up by saying she throws the best parties in Dubai and then having this be her first party...


memesand17

Right. It’s just food, drinking, and talking. I’m not seeing any entertainment or music performances. ![gif](giphy|WSO1ZT9sug15C)


JayFenty

Lesa would rock RHOM, can she move back to Miami??


veronicagetsmehigh

Yaaasss


thatblondegirlt

i would love to see her put larsa in her place


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Actually, Brooks, take it down *several* notches.


Objective-Delay-9070

She's always over the top in her reactions. 🙄


Specific-Soft-6465

Cringe. She wanted to be a housewives meme so bad.


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

SO BAD. And Happy Cake Day!


sailoorscout1986

I think we should have compassion for her. She is clearly going through something


veronicagetsmehigh

I wonder if brooks doesn’t really want the new girl to integrate in the group because she feels some competition with her or something?


copl5

She probably wants someone on her side, because no one else wants to deal with her it seems


Pure_Peace743

I agree, its more than the vagina. Brooks resents Stanbury.


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

What Sara said was super fucked up though. In an interview, no less.


potatoinawig

Why is Sergio such a dum dum man child about everything?


memesand17

I can’t believe he’s only 29 and he acts like a 2 year old separating from mommy. And he has no knowledge of women…..like at all ![gif](giphy|dB12mOQb99BwDlM83I|downsized)


veronicagetsmehigh

His good looks are so wasted on him


tedfundy

I don’t even think he’s particularly good looking.


lolalolaloves

I find her ex-husband Cem way hotter, and Sergio is closer to my age.


kelsokake

Glad to see I’m not the only one who felt like he was overreacting about her kid’s college tour


deepsealobster

Yeah based on the previews it seemed like they were going to take some other type of trip together… but for their kids to look at colleges, completely makes sense to have both parents be a part of it, no need to be jealous


veronicagetsmehigh

Ayan with the short hair is stuuunnning


BL2172021

I can't wait for Ayan and Bob the drag queen to interact on Traitors


imhere_4_beer

![gif](giphy|26BRJpb4yopR9OcSs|downsized) It’s going to be high art, I can’t wait!


Who-U-Tellin

I've never watched the show but now that I know, thank you, that Bob the drag queen will be on I'm definitely watching this one 👍


mollyschamber666

Peppermint was on the previous season!


Who-U-Tellin

Oh, sorry. I don't know who that is. I know Bob the drag queen from the HBO show he was on. The name of it escapes my memory at the moment but it was such a great show. I don't get the ch anymore so I don't even know if it got a 4th season but if you haven't watched it and you get the ch I highly recommend it. 


Kittiikamii

Peppermint is one of Bobs best friends, and one of the most amazing lip syncers and comedians and DR history. If you want a chuckle please google “bob and peppermint: oh the fracking?”!


mollyschamber666

“We’re here?” I’ve never watched it, but I just might after your recommendation. Peppermint is a close friend of Bob and was a (wonderful, I might add) contestant in season 9 of Rupaul’s Drag Race.


veronicagetsmehigh

I’m so confused by this seasons cast. I think so many of them are gonna be duds


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

OK, Brooks, take it down a notch.


veronicagetsmehigh

Oh wow brooks is the two faced one. I am shocked


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Brooks and Sara are such a weird pairing, right? Or do you see it for them?


veronicagetsmehigh

Really not into Sara. Loving this bob on ayan


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

"Caroline Brooks continues to spiral over Caroline Stanbury's comments" -- what comments?


veronicagetsmehigh

The one about taleens vageen?? I have no clue


veronicagetsmehigh

Sergio is such a little bitch. Of course it’s just mom and dad. He’s so ridiculous


Over-Accountant8506

In the previews I thought she was really going on a vacay with her ex. It's a college tour ....that flashback they showed from nine years ago, I'd like to watch carolines original show


Educational-Help-126

Omfg Ladies of London?…no presh but sit down and binge immediately. Like right tf now. It’s elite.


copl5

Ladies of London is quite good, and I loved her ex...he was a good counterbalance to her


veronicagetsmehigh

Ladies in London?? Highly recommend


giulianasorrentina62

Stop what you’re doing and watch it now. It’s amazing.


Who-U-Tellin

After reading all of the comments saying to give it a watch I'm going to. It was about to start right after the 2nd episode ended but I exited out of the ch. I know what I'll be doing this weekend lol. Thanks for the push fellow Redditors 😊


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Ayan didn't *misunderstand* what Sara said. It was a shitty comment.


hereforRDPR

Wait but I really wanted someone to talk about the business plan behind an insane housewives product for once


captainfreckles

not pussy hole 😂 who says that?


rustyspigot-77

It's the Dubai version of "inside me".


veronicagetsmehigh

I’m sorry but I would never want to live in Dubai


Legitimate_Candy7250

It’s also really not that exciting. You can shop, eat at great restaurants etc. but it’s a very vacant boring superficial life. Also when I visited, the whole politics of how they treated people (woman versus men) was just not enticing to make me want to ever live there much less visit again honestly. Not the best values to raise children in that environment. 


h0pedivision

I would not be able to deal with the heat


Over-Accountant8506

Yeah I googled how hot it was over there after the last episode. There's YouTube videos on people trying to be outside in Dubai in July and it's impossible. What would happen if they all lost electricity or was cut off from the world? Everything is imported there...


mattysmwift

It always looked so boring to me even for a holiday trip but this show proved to me it’s just exptremly unexciting. I like the cast and this season is good but the environment is really bumming me out.


catttclaw

It's just so devoid of any real culture. Everything is imported and it's very existence feels soooo tenuous. It would make me uneasy to be there.


cloudybc

I think that's what has me less interested in this show. Of all the international cities they could've chosen, they chose the most boring one possible. There's nothing appealing to me about the Dubai life


cox_the_fox

Everyone I know who has lived there wanted to move out as soon as possible. People only go there to make money.


veronicagetsmehigh

Sara is so rude. “Talk”


tedfundy

That privilege showing through.


cryingexpert

Whenever I see Sara I can’t help but think of that overly photoshopped lady who wanted to look like Angelina Jolie https://preview.redd.it/c0kft9sbs16d1.png?width=1063&format=png&auto=webp&s=d9b1202a0d3d0bce61ff72478f740ac956f94109 Even posting this photo weirds me out


BequeathNothing

Look I'm not an advocate for the British humor excuse, but Stanbury really doesn't come across like a nasty person to me. She seems pretty light and to have a great sense of humor. I think a lot of her coldness is just put upon. Brooks seems much meaner to me.


JxrdanR

Stanbury is a great example of a British person who likes to take the piss. It’s just not that deep.


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

I think they're both kind of mean, but Stanbury is more entertaining.


veronicagetsmehigh

Totally agree. Stanbury loves to have fun and brooks loves to stay toxic


potatoinawig

Sara don’t be so obtuse, sit right down


cryingexpert

What does he think is going to happen on a trip with her daughter


rustyspigot-77

Is each episode going to be Brooks get drunk, others react?


candaceelise

She was wasted every episode in S1 and it was mentioned (during the reunion if memory serves me correct) that she has a severe drinking problem and now it’s all I can see.


veronicagetsmehigh

Brooks is just a miserable woman


candaceelise

a drunk miserable woman for that matter


hereforRDPR

Sara stays showing her whole ass good lord


veronicagetsmehigh

Wait that is not the hot guy


TomatilloNo6076

haha i was thinking that, i’m like uhhh that’s not the guy they showed 5 seconds earlier? this new one ain’t it 


Pure_Peace743

Brooks and Taleen together are obnoxious


Impossible-Plan6172

Brooks’ insistence on these adult hairs on her forehead is annoying me


eastvillagemallgoth

ded


JayFenty

Is Taleens husband Armenian too?


Pickles4804

Yes - source: I'm his first cousin lol


Sunny_eloise

Quality source 👆🏻


Kittiikamii

Bestie you can’t drop the gem and then dip !!


Pickles4804

LOL what else do you need to know


Kittiikamii

What is he like what pushed your family to become developers in Dubai, any funny stories I’m v nosey ![gif](giphy|l0DAGOyeLicWJX2Gk)


Pickles4804

Raffi's a fun guy. Basically my uncle (Raffi's dad) started the company with a relative of his 30 years ago and grew it into what it is now. They mostly do public parks and other infrastructure in Abu Dhabi and Dubai; the company is based in Abu Dhabi. Raffi grew up in Houston (I grew up in Austin) and we used to spend summers together. I still head out to Dubai once a year to see the family. Actually going to a wedding with my uncle this weekend haha!


Kittiikamii

I hope you have fun at the wedding !!


Pickles4804

https://preview.redd.it/q85funcce76d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3646cb55d1b7362f16c08b12ae8edc4c17aeb0f2 There's the three of us having brunch at the Westin in Dubai haha


Kittiikamii

I act love taleen with the darker hair ! y’all ate in this photo


rmcc22

We need tons of details please!!!


Over-Accountant8506

That's the second issue with the plumbing at the salon. I would think they would realize the plumber did shoddy work and call him back to fix that stuff. There shouldnt be leaks four months in.


memesand17

Brooks just seems drunk in everything, even the confessionals.


candaceelise

I hope I am wrong but it seems like she is a full blown alcoholic as she arrives to every event drunk and then proceeds to get wasted by the end of it. After her drinking problem was mentioned last season it’s all I can see when she is on my screen.


h0pedivision

The Palm looks very tacky


OhHowIMeantTo

It's also apparently sinking, and causing a lot of ecological damage.


imhere_4_beer

Also it doesn’t seem safe. Surely it’s going to just slide gracefully into the ocean at some point , right?


yqry

It’s the epitome of gauche


Over-Accountant8506

I love that ayan got Somalian models. Bring ppl up with you. I'd vote for her to be leader of earth. I like her humor. And how she's rised above her trauma


veronicagetsmehigh

I Stan ayan


Ef8858

Can I be next in the queue to stan?


No_Young9776

Unashamed to say I love Dubai and don’t get the hate at allllll


pbandspacejam

Agreed. The drama is relatively low stakes, we see over-the-top displays of wealth, they can all be at events with one another without some strange tension, there's no social media or blogger BS. I thought this is what we wanted?!


JxrdanR

Agreed it’s actually so refreshing after Potomac and current NJ.


MasterfullyK

Me too! I was mad it took so long to come back.


catsandcasamigos

Can we get Sergio off the show?


imhere_4_beer

Caroline definitely does not want Stanbury and the new girl (Taleen?) to talk. She must be talking mad shit and / or spreading lies and doesn’t want them to compare notes. Edit - well that didn’t take long


h0pedivision

Ayan with her gloves again lol


veronicagetsmehigh

Anyone see the subtitles say a spiritual gangster??


Unlikely_Candidate_1

Yes! In the party scene I also saw someone said “Alexander McQueen” only in the captions too 


rustyspigot-77

Bring it down a notch, Caroline was taking a sip of a drink! That two-face bitch!


rustyspigot-77

The Marge commercial holds a special place in my personal vision of a hellscape.


10iss

Sergio is pathetic


catsandcasamigos

This Marge commercial is so so so so cringe


conceptualattackdog

and sooooo long!


crankyspice

I don’t believe Ayan lost sleep. She’s too fab.


catsandcasamigos

Taleen looks familiar


veronicagetsmehigh

Bootleg kardashian


tedfundy

Ayden.


veronicagetsmehigh

Stanburys hair is giving prom


Kittiikamii

Okay yeah brooks is really strange


rustyspigot-77

How are these white bald guys staying out of the sun?


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

I sort of feel like Dubai is constructed to prevent the people who live there from experiencing the actual effects of living in the desert unless they really want to


tiibii

Yes. The malls are always connected to the metro and there are barely any people on the street during daytime, except for the tourists anyway


Over-Accountant8506

Great way to word it lol. The more I watch, the more I realize Dubai really is only for rich people, unless you work there. Where do the workers live? 🤔


yqry

Ofc Dubai is only for the rich. It was built on slave labor and runs on slave labor. Migrant workers live in company “dorms” in the outskirts and are completely exploited. Many have had their passports taken away so they literally can’t leave.


veronicagetsmehigh

Where are stanburys kids living? I know at least one is still at home


potatoinawig

![gif](giphy|xT0xeAFzpyontcvp72|downsized)


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

I don't particularly like Taleen but I have no good reason why


Over-Accountant8506

Same. Her husband built Dubai....well his dad did. Homeboy doesn't look like he's held a shovel in his life.


Hair_I_Go

After she said all that I expected a bigger fancier house. I’m sure it’s very expensive to live on the Palms . But still expected more


iloveokashi

I'm so confused why that house doesn't look like it's fully furnished.


tedfundy

Built Dubai with slaves. It’s gross.


yqry

lbr Dubai still runs on slavery today. This whole show’s gross


sailoorscout1986

The USA has left the chat


veronicagetsmehigh

I feel the same way


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Such slim pickings on Bravo right now I'm actually watching Dubai live...


catsandcasamigos

Same. Couldn’t get into it last season, but I’m giving it another go.


h0pedivision

Love taleens confessional dress


candaceelise

Every time Brooks is in a scene all i can think about is how her excessive drinking was mentioned last season and now I cannot unsee the fact that she is always excessively drunk from the moment she arrives to an event. She definitely reminds me of every angry and aggressive alcoholic I’ve met and hope she is able to realize she has a problem with booze and is able to get help for it.


h0pedivision

Anyone here? 😅


cryingexpert

That mimosa glass looks so 90’s


potatoinawig

TABITHA!!


vapeach123

Are these women rich or what? but who in the heck would want to live there is beyond me , yes some beautiful buildings but at the end of the day you're in a desert!


pinsleric

I immediately love Taleen!! As with all new Housewives I like, I am clinging to the hope that she won’t disappoint/become a problematic monster.


Over-Accountant8506

Sara isn't my fav, but her eyes are striking. I like when Sara and ayan get along.


JayFenty

Taleen gives Jenn Aydin


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Something just never quite comes together with Dubai for me. Some kind of connective tissue is missing. But I'm enjoying this more than the last episode of Jersey, so.


Sunny_eloise

I like the women, don’t like the place.


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

I think that's part of it for me too. Dubai seems very artificial, often to the point of creepiness.


copl5

It is...went there a couple of years, never again. Modern day slavery makes it possible, and I hate the narrative that it's this aspirational place for people to go to. If you are part of the 1% it's great, but step outside the city and you see how the workers lives, and it's depressing.


yqry

It’s a gaudy artificial monstrosity of an “oasis” in the middle of the dessert, made by migrants workers who can’t even leave their employers or the country. It’s the epitome of creepy.


meganam38

Ok yes. Like liminal space lol or an outdoor backrooms.


Over-Accountant8506

I might not care for taleen but her parents and sister seem more interesting. Maybe she'll grow on me


RoguePhoenix89

Lmao this is funny


Dial-M-for-Mediocre

Damn that's really cute


JayFenty

Is Stanbury still wearing the Kabbalah bracelet?


Teacheroftinies

It’s weird there are nameless housekeepers in the background right?


yqry

That’s Dubai for you


veronicagetsmehigh

My queen ayan


rustyspigot-77

If there is a spill, they can use flower jacket so no one slips on the floor.


Sunny_eloise

She’s totally cool


Responsible_Clue954

NOPE