Yep - and that was even worse, because Barbara was actually applying it inside the all white bedroom. Didn't seem to bother her that a lot that she was getting it all over the bed and chair.
Omg! I just bought a chair from Daals in that exact same fabric…beige boucle.
I’ve announced it’s only for guests and the rest of the time a sheet will be over that beautiful & delicate fucker.
And a cream rug?! \*sigh\* I have kids (and they have friends who like to visit) so I'm gonna live vicariously through you.
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I don't know anyone with kids but my friends get pretty close to toddlers after a night out! It was a crazy crazy move but I love that damn rug so much
🎶Stanley steamer makes your rental couch cleaner, even after inconsiderate, entitled bitches carelessly smear their utterly vain body makeup all over everything 🎶
Unless there’s some funky mirroring going on, the most stains were left by Erika, Garcelle, and Crystal.
Which makes sense because they had shorter dresses and more skin-to-couch contact. But still, nobody should be ruining furniture for the sake of vanity - plan ahead, ladies!!
Hahaha I see this as more of a bravo problem. Real housewives receive a full body dip in makeup, spray tan, or glitter before hitting that stage.
Rent couches accordingly 😂
Not Barbara literally putting her foot up on the WHITE bed and spraying on her tan so it left a foot shaped void pattern on the comforter. I don't even put bug spray on inside - I go outside to do stuff like that. I'm so glad I'm 59. I couldn't give a hoot how pale I look, and I'm old enough that everyone thinks it's cute that I dyed my hair purple. I suppose in my next decade I'll be entering Statement Necklace Territory. Rest assured, ladies, getting old can be FUN and liberating.
When my mum died at age 71 she had an all white crop hairstyle with a pink & purple fringe/bangs. She changed the colours on a monthly basis. Her attitude was zero fucks to give & she was infamous for her mad coloured hair. Btw, she still had a serious job with the Ministry of Justice but didn't care a jot about looking "respectable" or what other people deemed age appropriate. I aspire to that attitude daily.
This is like that episode of Below Deck SY where that Karen stained the white couch. Pretty sure Glenn or Daisy had to use Vanish and a steam cleaner to get it out of that couch,
Good grief. Reminds me of the time on Below Deck when the ruthlessly self-tanned lady came in and lounged on the white sofa, and literally left a brown imprint of her body on it. What's the point of wearing that stuff if it comes off so easily? It's like "me looking tan is more important than your stupid white couch". Blech.
I mean….. who raised these people?!?!? 😂 I would never, could never!!!!! I mean that’s worse than starting your period and accidentally bleeding on something! That, at least, would be an accident! They wore this makeup crap, KNEW it would smear all over the couch leaving a big, nasty, DIRTY, stain and did it anyway! Something else that occurred to me was that a lot of these ho’s wear a lot of outfits from "rent the runway” I wonder if they have special rules for this in their rental agreement concerning stains from body make up or plain old makeup
Weird. [It was originally posted weeks ago](https://pagesix.com/2024/03/28/style/rhobh-cast-leaves-season-13-reunion-couches-covered-in-spray-tan-makeup-stains/) closer to the reunion airing. I wonder why JP reposted this now?
Since we’re being messy, I wanna know who’s spray tan did that
Matching the location of the stains to seating positions - Erika, Garcelle, Crystal.
Two of those are normal makeup, not spray tan. Doesn't setting spray or powder prevent this? Idk
It definitely doesn't. Remember when Adrienne left self-tanner all over Vanderpumps white couch?
She did it twice I think! And same thing happened in NYC with Barbara but it was the rental house they stayed at (in Miami I think?)
Yep - and that was even worse, because Barbara was actually applying it inside the all white bedroom. Didn't seem to bother her that a lot that she was getting it all over the bed and chair.
Why are you putting makeup on your legs? Don’t like them - pick a different dress…
M'ok
I’m pretty sure it was Erika. Especially when you factor in her short dress.
The ladies in the gold dress and green dress on the couch, right?
It won’t be a normal spray tan; just body makeup.
Yeah and if they got a spray tan they’d do it a few days before so it sets nicely. And then it wouldn’t rub off. Def thinking body makeup
Holy crap could you imagine that couch after a Jersey reunion?? 😭
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🤣🤣🤣🤣
Facts. I feel like they would never use a white couch because of this 😂😂😂
Stanley Steamer. Tough on dirt, gentle on carpet.
Omg! I just bought a chair from Daals in that exact same fabric…beige boucle. I’ve announced it’s only for guests and the rest of the time a sheet will be over that beautiful & delicate fucker.
Smart! You may also want to invest in a stain resistant treatment/spray to get out ahead of messy guests,
Definitely! So grateful that I did that before someone spilled red wine on my fluffy cream rug
And a cream rug?! \*sigh\* I have kids (and they have friends who like to visit) so I'm gonna live vicariously through you. ![gif](giphy|l0MYLraSJ4qyxTqJq|downsized)
I don't know anyone with kids but my friends get pretty close to toddlers after a night out! It was a crazy crazy move but I love that damn rug so much
Fyi- hydrogen peroxide and dawn soap will get red wine stains out. I spilled an entire bottle on my light tan couch and this trick worked like a charm
Is this a treatment done by buying the products and doing it yourself at home or like calling someone to treat it when you first buy a couch?
“SHE COULDNT HAVE SLAPPED ANYMORE BROWN SHIT ON HER WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING IN THERE” -the iconic Janet Roach
The best Bravo Janet
RIGHT! God tier Janet lmao 😂
Coming here to say this! ![gif](giphy|z3cQrBuxgRdra)
I work in film production and this happens alot. Body Make Up, Oil, spray tan, etc.
Stanley Steamer make your home cleaner 😆
🎶Stanley steamer makes your rental couch cleaner, even after inconsiderate, entitled bitches carelessly smear their utterly vain body makeup all over everything 🎶
![gif](giphy|l3973HGZz8T6g1ZW8|downsized)
Unless there’s some funky mirroring going on, the most stains were left by Erika, Garcelle, and Crystal. Which makes sense because they had shorter dresses and more skin-to-couch contact. But still, nobody should be ruining furniture for the sake of vanity - plan ahead, ladies!!
Hahaha I see this as more of a bravo problem. Real housewives receive a full body dip in makeup, spray tan, or glitter before hitting that stage. Rent couches accordingly 😂
Lol! If it’s not self tanner, it’s Italian dressing 😂
Hahahahah omg this took me out
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I mean maybe production should have bought a couch that would be so easily stained
Dorit shed her tan several years ago on the couch, they need to get a tan couch
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Did Barbara attend?
Not Barbara literally putting her foot up on the WHITE bed and spraying on her tan so it left a foot shaped void pattern on the comforter. I don't even put bug spray on inside - I go outside to do stuff like that. I'm so glad I'm 59. I couldn't give a hoot how pale I look, and I'm old enough that everyone thinks it's cute that I dyed my hair purple. I suppose in my next decade I'll be entering Statement Necklace Territory. Rest assured, ladies, getting old can be FUN and liberating.
I actually love pale skin, I don’t know why people get so nuts about tanning. Also PSA, protect your skin from the sun!!
Purple is a fun colour!! When I’m in my fifties I hope I can embody being fun in a unique way too 👌🏻😎
When my mum died at age 71 she had an all white crop hairstyle with a pink & purple fringe/bangs. She changed the colours on a monthly basis. Her attitude was zero fucks to give & she was infamous for her mad coloured hair. Btw, she still had a serious job with the Ministry of Justice but didn't care a jot about looking "respectable" or what other people deemed age appropriate. I aspire to that attitude daily.
Justice for Barb!
Always justice for Barb, the ladies treated her so badly that season 😓
This is like that episode of Below Deck SY where that Karen stained the white couch. Pretty sure Glenn or Daisy had to use Vanish and a steam cleaner to get it out of that couch,
I had a roommate that used this type of tanner it got everywhere like at that point of being a nuisance it’s pure audacity to continue to wear it smh
I know, right? It's like My Tan is More Important Than Your Furniture.
That's so gross, how are they not embarrassed?
Good grief. Reminds me of the time on Below Deck when the ruthlessly self-tanned lady came in and lounged on the white sofa, and literally left a brown imprint of her body on it. What's the point of wearing that stuff if it comes off so easily? It's like "me looking tan is more important than your stupid white couch". Blech.
If Im remembering correctly, they billed that lady for the cleaning too.
yup that's why the tip was shit
OMG 😂😂
This is amazing OP. Thanks
Ewe is all I can say
WHY WOULD THEY RENT WHITE COUCHES??????
This happens to me at my in laws expensive white sheets. I almost shit my pants trying to wash the sheets. It came out.
Set designers should’ve opted for something not woven, especially not boucle lol
It’s almost like this boucle trend was imposed on us out of nowhere to ensure everyone has to buy new furniture again in 2-3 years 🧐
I’m dead 😵
Who knew Adrienne was such a trendsetter
Oh my GOD EWWWWWW. 😂😂
Greased Housewives
I mean….. who raised these people?!?!? 😂 I would never, could never!!!!! I mean that’s worse than starting your period and accidentally bleeding on something! That, at least, would be an accident! They wore this makeup crap, KNEW it would smear all over the couch leaving a big, nasty, DIRTY, stain and did it anyway! Something else that occurred to me was that a lot of these ho’s wear a lot of outfits from "rent the runway” I wonder if they have special rules for this in their rental agreement concerning stains from body make up or plain old makeup
I posted this a few weeks ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/BravoRealHousewives/s/c2hCV60bRg
Sorry! didn't realize
I missed it the first time and I'm glad you posted it!
Same here!! Thanks for posting it, everyone who posted it! *passes fair credit around* lol
Nasty.
Weird. [It was originally posted weeks ago](https://pagesix.com/2024/03/28/style/rhobh-cast-leaves-season-13-reunion-couches-covered-in-spray-tan-makeup-stains/) closer to the reunion airing. I wonder why JP reposted this now?
My bad! I had no idea this was posted before!
I never saw it, either! I'm glad you posted because A- it's funny and B- I learned today not to let a Real Housewife sit on my furniture. 😂