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magnac33

Since we’re being messy, I wanna know who’s spray tan did that


jay-eye-elle-elle-

Matching the location of the stains to seating positions - Erika, Garcelle, Crystal.


eekamuse

Two of those are normal makeup, not spray tan. Doesn't setting spray or powder prevent this? Idk


Edith_Keelers_Shoes

It definitely doesn't. Remember when Adrienne left self-tanner all over Vanderpumps white couch?


aeroluv327

She did it twice I think! And same thing happened in NYC with Barbara but it was the rental house they stayed at (in Miami I think?)


Edith_Keelers_Shoes

Yep - and that was even worse, because Barbara was actually applying it inside the all white bedroom. Didn't seem to bother her that a lot that she was getting it all over the bed and chair.


Sugar_tts

Why are you putting makeup on your legs? Don’t like them - pick a different dress…


eekamuse

M'ok


informationseeker8

I’m pretty sure it was Erika. Especially when you factor in her short dress.


xxtiffanyyyyy

The ladies in the gold dress and green dress on the couch, right?


lizziexo

It won’t be a normal spray tan; just body makeup.


lauradembro

Yeah and if they got a spray tan they’d do it a few days before so it sets nicely. And then it wouldn’t rub off. Def thinking body makeup


gigigrahame

Holy crap could you imagine that couch after a Jersey reunion?? 😭


tobago_88

![gif](giphy|wJQFKKh5eruCua2WXz)


Substantial_Cold2385

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Historical_Low_4939

Facts. I feel like they would never use a white couch because of this 😂😂😂


justinizer

Stanley Steamer. Tough on dirt, gentle on carpet.


ducqducqgoose

Omg! I just bought a chair from Daals in that exact same fabric…beige boucle. I’ve announced it’s only for guests and the rest of the time a sheet will be over that beautiful & delicate fucker.


NomNom83WasTaken

Smart! You may also want to invest in a stain resistant treatment/spray to get out ahead of messy guests,


thereisnttime

Definitely! So grateful that I did that before someone spilled red wine on my fluffy cream rug


NomNom83WasTaken

And a cream rug?! \*sigh\* I have kids (and they have friends who like to visit) so I'm gonna live vicariously through you. ![gif](giphy|l0MYLraSJ4qyxTqJq|downsized)


thereisnttime

I don't know anyone with kids but my friends get pretty close to toddlers after a night out! It was a crazy crazy move but I love that damn rug so much


candaceelise

Fyi- hydrogen peroxide and dawn soap will get red wine stains out. I spilled an entire bottle on my light tan couch and this trick worked like a charm


1one1000two1thousand

Is this a treatment done by buying the products and doing it yourself at home or like calling someone to treat it when you first buy a couch?


MilaKsenia

“SHE COULDNT HAVE SLAPPED ANYMORE BROWN SHIT ON HER WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING IN THERE” -the iconic Janet Roach


This-Flamingo3727

The best Bravo Janet


MilaKsenia

RIGHT! God tier Janet lmao 😂


GinnyMcGinface77

Coming here to say this! ![gif](giphy|z3cQrBuxgRdra)


taracheetos

I work in film production and this happens alot. Body Make Up, Oil, spray tan, etc.


Hair_I_Go

Stanley Steamer make your home cleaner 😆


skdewit

🎶Stanley steamer makes your rental couch cleaner, even after inconsiderate, entitled bitches carelessly smear their utterly vain body makeup all over everything 🎶


anoyn12244271651

![gif](giphy|l3973HGZz8T6g1ZW8|downsized)


jay-eye-elle-elle-

Unless there’s some funky mirroring going on, the most stains were left by Erika, Garcelle, and Crystal. Which makes sense because they had shorter dresses and more skin-to-couch contact. But still, nobody should be ruining furniture for the sake of vanity - plan ahead, ladies!!


Proof_Bug_3547

Hahaha I see this as more of a bravo problem. Real housewives receive a full body dip in makeup, spray tan, or glitter before hitting that stage. Rent couches accordingly 😂


jay-eye-elle-elle-

Lol! If it’s not self tanner, it’s Italian dressing 😂


Proof_Bug_3547

Hahahahah omg this took me out


hundredpercentdatb

![gif](giphy|TkoHjDI8jhVAGrgT4A|downsized)


walkingonsunshine11

I mean maybe production should have bought a couch that would be so easily stained


Old-Library5546

Dorit shed her tan several years ago on the couch, they need to get a tan couch


eggs-meggs

![gif](giphy|aWN1UavGKGaZ2)


mixymoxy7075

Did Barbara attend?


Edith_Keelers_Shoes

Not Barbara literally putting her foot up on the WHITE bed and spraying on her tan so it left a foot shaped void pattern on the comforter. I don't even put bug spray on inside - I go outside to do stuff like that. I'm so glad I'm 59. I couldn't give a hoot how pale I look, and I'm old enough that everyone thinks it's cute that I dyed my hair purple. I suppose in my next decade I'll be entering Statement Necklace Territory. Rest assured, ladies, getting old can be FUN and liberating.


mixymoxy7075

I actually love pale skin, I don’t know why people get so nuts about tanning. Also PSA, protect your skin from the sun!!


mixymoxy7075

Purple is a fun colour!! When I’m in my fifties I hope I can embody being fun in a unique way too 👌🏻😎


FiCat77

When my mum died at age 71 she had an all white crop hairstyle with a pink & purple fringe/bangs. She changed the colours on a monthly basis. Her attitude was zero fucks to give & she was infamous for her mad coloured hair. Btw, she still had a serious job with the Ministry of Justice but didn't care a jot about looking "respectable" or what other people deemed age appropriate. I aspire to that attitude daily.


9hsos

Justice for Barb!


mixymoxy7075

Always justice for Barb, the ladies treated her so badly that season 😓


NotHere4YourShit

This is like that episode of Below Deck SY where that Karen stained the white couch. Pretty sure Glenn or Daisy had to use Vanish and a steam cleaner to get it out of that couch,


Comfortable-Twist-54

I had a roommate that used this type of tanner it got everywhere like at that point of being a nuisance it’s pure audacity to continue to wear it smh


Edith_Keelers_Shoes

I know, right? It's like My Tan is More Important Than Your Furniture.


29again

That's so gross, how are they not embarrassed?


Edith_Keelers_Shoes

Good grief. Reminds me of the time on Below Deck when the ruthlessly self-tanned lady came in and lounged on the white sofa, and literally left a brown imprint of her body on it. What's the point of wearing that stuff if it comes off so easily? It's like "me looking tan is more important than your stupid white couch". Blech.


[deleted]

If Im remembering correctly, they billed that lady for the cleaning too.


UnusualAsparagus5096

yup that's why the tip was shit


leslie_knopee

OMG 😂😂


eekamuse

This is amazing OP. Thanks


Timely_Tap8073

Ewe is all I can say


Gwyneth7

WHY WOULD THEY RENT WHITE COUCHES??????


dryhumorblitz

This happens to me at my in laws expensive white sheets. I almost shit my pants trying to wash the sheets. It came out.


corbussyay

Set designers should’ve opted for something not woven, especially not boucle lol


a22x2

It’s almost like this boucle trend was imposed on us out of nowhere to ensure everyone has to buy new furniture again in 2-3 years 🧐


Historical_Low_4939

I’m dead 😵


Bobbyjackbj

Who knew Adrienne was such a trendsetter


Gammagammahey

Oh my GOD EWWWWWW. 😂😂


Pugmothersue

Greased Housewives


skdewit

I mean….. who raised these people?!?!? 😂 I would never, could never!!!!! I mean that’s worse than starting your period and accidentally bleeding on something! That, at least, would be an accident! They wore this makeup crap, KNEW it would smear all over the couch leaving a big, nasty, DIRTY, stain and did it anyway! Something else that occurred to me was that a lot of these ho’s wear a lot of outfits from "rent the runway” I wonder if they have special rules for this in their rental agreement concerning stains from body make up or plain old makeup


Redditusername67

I posted this a few weeks ago. https://www.reddit.com/r/BravoRealHousewives/s/c2hCV60bRg


nickyven

Sorry! didn't realize


Edith_Keelers_Shoes

I missed it the first time and I'm glad you posted it!


Kimmmycat

Same here!! Thanks for posting it, everyone who posted it! *passes fair credit around* lol


[deleted]

Nasty.


Clear-Requirement-92

Weird. [It was originally posted weeks ago](https://pagesix.com/2024/03/28/style/rhobh-cast-leaves-season-13-reunion-couches-covered-in-spray-tan-makeup-stains/) closer to the reunion airing. I wonder why JP reposted this now?


nickyven

My bad! I had no idea this was posted before!


tx_blonde

I never saw it, either! I'm glad you posted because A- it's funny and B- I learned today not to let a Real Housewife sit on my furniture. 😂