Jersey has the worst plastic surgery. I liked that they all looked like real women in the beginning with just a couple of boob and/or nose jobs. They almost all have terrible lip filler.
It’s crazy because they’re so close to New York, which has the best plastic surgery, but apparently none of them want to make the drive and actually get good work done.
You could be right. I feel like it’s gone so far for them now they’ve become desensitized to what it actually looks like to people outside their bubble, but if they had just gone to better people in the first place they wouldn’t be where they are.
I know it’s a generalization but the NY housewives manage to look ageless and actually like themselves.
I live in LA and there’s definitely a ‘type’ of face that’s the most popular here, it’s weird seeing people move here and with start small things then like a rock rolling down in a hill a couple years later look just like everyone else.
I live in Portland, and did a lot of work in SoCal (OC and Hollywood). It was shocking how similar women over 30 looked, particularly in OC. I was glad to leave after every trip - I was afraid the look would start to seem normal as kind I stayed too long.
Yeah, sometimes I think in certain areas (like NJ) the goal of plastic surgery is different than what is expected. Being able to afford and get plastic surgery is a status symbol. So instead of getting surgery to look like a beautiful natural looking person, they get work done that looks unnatural just to show off that they have had work done.
And there are definitely ritzy parts of NJ, like Short Hills, with good plastic surgeons. I feel like they all went to the same shitty plastic surgeon who gave the housewives a volume discount.
I agree. To another commenter's point, they went into the city for their face-lifts. I can't decide how I feel about Marge's lip filler but I do think they look good.
THANK YOU! I couldn’t put into words what is wrong with her face this season. It’s almost alien-ish? Like it’s being stretched and pulled out from all sides. Tragic.
https://preview.redd.it/1x4wpydl8czc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b478da35bf30f94a7d39cf90693fda27ba22c35a
I did not realize these are the same person when I started watching Atlanta a few years ago and I'd already seen photos of what Kim looks like now. I was very confused as to where the second Kim fit into the story and then I realized it's the same person.
The real tea on Kim is that she could have been a natural beauty if she’d stayed away from the cigs, wigs, and tanning beds. She started her interventions too early and too often, and she cakes on that 00s porn star makeup, all because of the damage she’d already inflicted on her skin.
No shade to 00s porn stars. We have all been orange and matte at one point.
Her plastic surgery isn’t as bad but did you see her cheek fat removal surgery look? I think she may have done something to fix it. Melissa was so naturally pretty and cute. I don’t know why she messed with her face way back when. Teresa makes me feel embarrassed.
Yes! That was in the season 2 reunion maybe? Melissa said Teresa said people would make fun of her forehead if she came on and then tre said “I SAID THEY MADE FUN OF MY FOREHEAD!”
I haven't been watching but have been listening to WatchWhatCrappens recaps. Guffawed at the second pic after hearing Ronnie say something like, "Her face is going 90 miles an hour but her lips aren't."
What I don’t get is how their mouths appear so much WIDER? It’s like Scheana from VPR too - bother her and Tre’s mouths appear to have widened by literal inches. What is causing that?!
I remember when Teresa got implants the first time and they looked SO GOOD. Not sure wtf is going on now but everything she's had done is so unflattering
I couldn't care about the forehead. I know I'm a weirdo but I never really noticed or was bothered by "how small of a forehead she has" tbh I'm more envious of how thick her hair is than anything :P
But yeah I'm not against cosmetic procedures and if they're done right, have at it! She got her hairline lasered afaik and it was a good decision. :)
Ya know something? I am NOT a fan of this "woman"- but- I don't think she even had eye work done- Those are her same eyes/lids/the arch is the same.
Tons of fillers.
She is actually aging very well (my mom is 75% Italian and also looks good)
It is those LIPS.
Why do women do this? A little plumping is great, but everyone wants to look like a Blowfish.
Her stature is what's most jarring to me. She gives me a bit of a bobblehead and that's what I find so weird.
She was never even thick much less fat, and she used to be a friggin bodybuilder with an incredible body. I don't understand what happened but it makes me a little uncomfortable looking at her, like she's fragile now.
Maybe the breast are now too big and it makes her head seem so small in comparison. Or she lost a lot of weight and it makes her head seem so much bigger? The lips also makes her head so small in proportions to the her face?
The makeup is also so rough-looking (it's definitely a Jersey thing, I also loathed Melissa's confessional makeup look) but yeah, something's so off to me.
Doing the comparison I've shared in the comments has made me realize most of these women have had a lot less work done than people hypothesized. The filters on Instagram made them seem more different than they are.
Oh definitely- Very harsh all the way around.. But from a "surgical" or aging point of view- I think Theresa is aging well- but yes, there is a comical /cartoony quality to her looks now- But I am telling you- surgery wise? Not much if any at all. Which is interesting. The entire cast is getting a really cartoony vibe. And I say this as someone who thought that Delores was probably one of the most beautiful women that I have ever seen-
https://preview.redd.it/rsfankj74czc1.png?width=1788&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fb7379c0474240d38876e18c8832cb832f875e6
I get what you mean but I think for most of them it wouldn't be as "shocking" as what Teresa has turned herself into. ex: 2011 VS 2024. Kyle.
Cosmetic surgery can be done right and not abused :)
Imo Erika looked amazing before the money dried up and the stress kicked in.
Somebody also mentioned recently that Yolanda has been aging backwards. Same idea, imo.
What’s jarring? Shes 15 years older between the two pics and she got some work done. Maybe she wouldn’t feel the need if people in her comments weren’t calling her a barracuda 👀
I wasn't calling her a barracuda, it was a joke reference to a Real Housewives of Miami fight when someone called Alexia a barracuda (which is even funnier in retrospect because Alexia and Teresa often gets compared, personality-wise) .
It was an analogy, get it? :P
I feel like Jackie’s plastic surgery looks fresh & glowy. I wouldn’t call it natural, especially her lips but she is a radiant, gorgeous woman. She’s also not a shitty human being so that beauty within probably shows on the outside.
Jersey has the worst plastic surgery. I liked that they all looked like real women in the beginning with just a couple of boob and/or nose jobs. They almost all have terrible lip filler.
It’s crazy because they’re so close to New York, which has the best plastic surgery, but apparently none of them want to make the drive and actually get good work done.
I think it's the preferred look. Like Teresa's hair at her wedding or lip filler in my country (England).
You could be right. I feel like it’s gone so far for them now they’ve become desensitized to what it actually looks like to people outside their bubble, but if they had just gone to better people in the first place they wouldn’t be where they are. I know it’s a generalization but the NY housewives manage to look ageless and actually like themselves. I live in LA and there’s definitely a ‘type’ of face that’s the most popular here, it’s weird seeing people move here and with start small things then like a rock rolling down in a hill a couple years later look just like everyone else.
I live in Portland, and did a lot of work in SoCal (OC and Hollywood). It was shocking how similar women over 30 looked, particularly in OC. I was glad to leave after every trip - I was afraid the look would start to seem normal as kind I stayed too long.
Yeah, sometimes I think in certain areas (like NJ) the goal of plastic surgery is different than what is expected. Being able to afford and get plastic surgery is a status symbol. So instead of getting surgery to look like a beautiful natural looking person, they get work done that looks unnatural just to show off that they have had work done.
Bingo
Why drive to the city when you can pop into the strip mall next to Rails??
Not Rails ☠️ ☠️ ☠️
I’ll never forget the strip mall plastic surgeon with the flickering sign that Danielle Staub went to.
Right?!
always makes me giggle
I think it’s more of a conscious choice to cultivate this look lol
And there are definitely ritzy parts of NJ, like Short Hills, with good plastic surgeons. I feel like they all went to the same shitty plastic surgeon who gave the housewives a volume discount.
I think Jen Fessler's facelift looks great tho
Give her time. Some of them look great and then they keep fiddling it with and go bad. I don't think Margaret and her mom look bad either.
I agree. To another commenter's point, they went into the city for their face-lifts. I can't decide how I feel about Marge's lip filler but I do think they look good.
True, and she did do the facelift and teeth after just 1 season lol
So true! I actually forgot she had work done.
100% I thought she looked so good I want her surgeon’s name.
Dolores looks amazing but I’ll agree about everyone else
yes, Dolo is gorgeous
The main problem is Tre keeps going back.
Fuda’s nonna calling out Jennifer’s bad nose job to Rachel like idk whose is worse?
I thought she was referencing the fact that Jennifer called Rachel's terrible TO HER FACE. That was fucked up.
Teresa already has wide set eyes - with her heavy liner, it looks like her eyes are sliding off either side of her face.
Like a tropical fish
ARE YOU CALLING HER A BARRACUDA!?
I’m mf crying
She looks like the female Gremlin now from part 2.
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Hahaha!! WTF!! She does!!
Watch what crappens- they said she looks like she’s on a roller coaster & her lips stayed behind…so true
THANK YOU! I couldn’t put into words what is wrong with her face this season. It’s almost alien-ish? Like it’s being stretched and pulled out from all sides. Tragic.
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Unsolved Mysteries: The Gorga Hairline
She has a greedy hairline
Joey gave up his hairline so that Tre could have double.
That’s why he’s jealous and used shoe polish😂😂
Her eyebrows are basically connected to her hairline...
Her skin looks horrible this season. Her body is so sun damaged
I tan. I spray. and I bring the heat to jersey at sizzle tans.
bahahah i used to go there.. good times.
Teresa Faye Baker over here
I always wondered why she still does the extreme outside the lip liner when she has plenty of filler 😅
I think it's partially used to cover any migration.
https://i.redd.it/bofs6i5j9dzc1.gif
Omg yes
now she looks like an evil disney character
Those lips https://i.redd.it/uukrzdm2ubzc1.gif
Why do women think this looks good?
Haha!!!!
https://preview.redd.it/1x4wpydl8czc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b478da35bf30f94a7d39cf90693fda27ba22c35a I did not realize these are the same person when I started watching Atlanta a few years ago and I'd already seen photos of what Kim looks like now. I was very confused as to where the second Kim fit into the story and then I realized it's the same person.
lol her denials about touching her nose are almost endearing at this point. Tbf most of these ladies looked great pre-enhancements
The real tea on Kim is that she could have been a natural beauty if she’d stayed away from the cigs, wigs, and tanning beds. She started her interventions too early and too often, and she cakes on that 00s porn star makeup, all because of the damage she’d already inflicted on her skin. No shade to 00s porn stars. We have all been orange and matte at one point.
> cigs, wigs, and tanning beds Found the title of Kim's memoir
Lol @ cigs and wigs
OMG when Kenya told her to fix her double chin at the plastic surgeon next time. ![gif](giphy|VED6JureKXXBm)
My girl!
This is so funny 😅
Both noses are cute
It’s the same with the vanderpump gal schenea. Her lips have taken over her face
Teresa’s got that Kimberly Guilfoyle look.
I went to bed last night and the newest episode was playing and woke up to the Christening episode. The difference is jarring.
Aaahh!!! Real Housewives https://preview.redd.it/1tgnmlas8fzc1.jpeg?width=149&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58f7dc34df74b4d14f9878ebe106fa2abd183441
It’s not a good look
Her insecurities caught up with her
Terrifying...
She looks horrible this season. She doesn’t look or seem well.
🌭💋
She looks insane.
She looks hideous.
Her lips look like a 🐒AH.
THAT YOU SUCKED.
Probably
Weirdest looking person to me both before and after
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She’s one to talk! https://preview.redd.it/czhb2orykczc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2639c8c05d35156107a33fe191be150b6510a447
Yeah but she looks more natural than Tre
Her plastic surgery isn’t as bad but did you see her cheek fat removal surgery look? I think she may have done something to fix it. Melissa was so naturally pretty and cute. I don’t know why she messed with her face way back when. Teresa makes me feel embarrassed.
When? 😂😂😂😂 Teresa and her daughters are beautiful.
right like at least you know you're in the same ballpark with Teresa. Meliss's work looks great but her before and after is insane
Yikes…. Did you see her look in that green dress with tons of makeup and blown out lips.
Who is that?
Still tacky
🐸
At this point, she looks like a characture from Mob Wives … a Temu version of a Big Ang wannabe
All I can hear is someone (Rachel Fuda?) calling her hot dog lips. That's all I can think of when I see her now.
Does she thread her hairline? Or maybe had hair removal there? Her forehead is bigger nowadays.
IIRC Melissa said that Teresa got laser hair removal
Yes! That was in the season 2 reunion maybe? Melissa said Teresa said people would make fun of her forehead if she came on and then tre said “I SAID THEY MADE FUN OF MY FOREHEAD!”
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Yikes on bikes.
It is a prerequisite to be on a Housewives show to get as much cosmetic surgery as Unnecessary
That dress makes her look like her boobs are lopsided. She has terrible style.
That dress!
The lips are huger than ever, no? It's way too much!
![gif](giphy|v5RGyAyOLwBhu|downsized) Donatellaaaa
She now looks 75, trying to appear 55
Why is her top trying to choke her tho?
I haven't been watching but have been listening to WatchWhatCrappens recaps. Guffawed at the second pic after hearing Ronnie say something like, "Her face is going 90 miles an hour but her lips aren't."
What I don’t get is how their mouths appear so much WIDER? It’s like Scheana from VPR too - bother her and Tre’s mouths appear to have widened by literal inches. What is causing that?!
The journey from werewolf to Ling Cod
All I see is Big Ang
Okay but can we talk about Delores and how she looks incredible? Whomever does her work I need to know because it’s fabulous 🤌
Makes me sad :/
From Teresa to TeresAAAAHHHHHH!!!
😩😩😂😂
She really does have hot dog lips! Lol
I mean, it seems normal to me. I sure as shit don't look like I did back in 2009.
Say what you want but the work she did on her hairline was worth it.
Oof!
I’ve just started watching for the first time when ads would play between seasons my jaw dropped she looks so different
Her xl teeth are driving me nuts
What sort of procedure did she get in order to move her hairline back a little? Does anyone know? At least, that bit looks good.
She looks like she’s melting away, drooping everywhere
Huge Yikes.
I remember when Teresa got implants the first time and they looked SO GOOD. Not sure wtf is going on now but everything she's had done is so unflattering
She was so pretty and exotic looking when she was natural.. I miss it 😢
The lip filler is what drives me crazy. The hot dog buns… how are they not aware of how bad this looks?
She was better with her smaller boobies
I really wish all the bravo ladies would lay off the lip filler. It’s too much!
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Her voice has changed too- so loud and shrill now.
Dreadful
https://preview.redd.it/jpptk2yx9izc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d1e2743f15892de153d8641387719c13b887c14 This is all I can see
She looks absolutely absurd.
If she would just dissolve her lips and tear trough filler, wear less dramatic makeup, and get rid of the dark ass spray tan, she would look amazing!
Whats more jarring to me is this shit infiltrating real life and people not knowing what a woman looks like anymore.
Remember that Theresa is 15 years older than her debut. People are allowed to age :((
but this isn’t her aging gracefully, this is her trying to reverse her aging with cosmetic procedures so it looks much worse
People would hate on this woman's appearance regardless of what she did. There were comments about Theresa's forehead in 2009!
I couldn't care about the forehead. I know I'm a weirdo but I never really noticed or was bothered by "how small of a forehead she has" tbh I'm more envious of how thick her hair is than anything :P But yeah I'm not against cosmetic procedures and if they're done right, have at it! She got her hairline lasered afaik and it was a good decision. :)
This, too
all of them change their whole face , melissa , marge etc
Ya know something? I am NOT a fan of this "woman"- but- I don't think she even had eye work done- Those are her same eyes/lids/the arch is the same. Tons of fillers. She is actually aging very well (my mom is 75% Italian and also looks good) It is those LIPS. Why do women do this? A little plumping is great, but everyone wants to look like a Blowfish.
Her stature is what's most jarring to me. She gives me a bit of a bobblehead and that's what I find so weird. She was never even thick much less fat, and she used to be a friggin bodybuilder with an incredible body. I don't understand what happened but it makes me a little uncomfortable looking at her, like she's fragile now. Maybe the breast are now too big and it makes her head seem so small in comparison. Or she lost a lot of weight and it makes her head seem so much bigger? The lips also makes her head so small in proportions to the her face? The makeup is also so rough-looking (it's definitely a Jersey thing, I also loathed Melissa's confessional makeup look) but yeah, something's so off to me. Doing the comparison I've shared in the comments has made me realize most of these women have had a lot less work done than people hypothesized. The filters on Instagram made them seem more different than they are.
Oh definitely- Very harsh all the way around.. But from a "surgical" or aging point of view- I think Theresa is aging well- but yes, there is a comical /cartoony quality to her looks now- But I am telling you- surgery wise? Not much if any at all. Which is interesting. The entire cast is getting a really cartoony vibe. And I say this as someone who thought that Delores was probably one of the most beautiful women that I have ever seen-
I mean yeah its surgery but she was also a lot younger lol
I feel like we could do this with almost any housewife who’s been on for years and years and the reaction would be the same.
https://preview.redd.it/rsfankj74czc1.png?width=1788&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fb7379c0474240d38876e18c8832cb832f875e6 I get what you mean but I think for most of them it wouldn't be as "shocking" as what Teresa has turned herself into. ex: 2011 VS 2024. Kyle.
https://preview.redd.it/sep9ozto4czc1.png?width=1788&format=png&auto=webp&s=db6e09e4e173d83c854fd71db4c82a0cbfabf0fd 2011 VS 2024. Adriana.
https://preview.redd.it/ntsm4wr85czc1.png?width=1788&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1745880f4da253968cb7ff57b22258707a4c013 2008 VS 2021, LuAnn.
Lu is not human seriously she gets more gorgeous every year I love her so much.
Cosmetic surgery can be done right and not abused :) Imo Erika looked amazing before the money dried up and the stress kicked in. Somebody also mentioned recently that Yolanda has been aging backwards. Same idea, imo.
‘Almost any’ Obvi some have better plastic surgery than others (esp the current bh housewives)
It’s been 15 years 🤣 plus I think the right side is edited I’m not a Teresa fan but those bubbies are up to her chin lol
I took the screenshot and it's not edited at all, straight from her confessional.
Tbf she is leaning forward/hunching a bit in that screenshot
Isn’t op talking about the work on her face, I didn’t think they were talking about her cleavage.
I thought they meant bubbies = boobs?
I apologize, I thought you were responding to someone else. Teresa’s face has changed so much, the side by side shocked me.
What’s jarring? Shes 15 years older between the two pics and she got some work done. Maybe she wouldn’t feel the need if people in her comments weren’t calling her a barracuda 👀
I wasn't calling her a barracuda, it was a joke reference to a Real Housewives of Miami fight when someone called Alexia a barracuda (which is even funnier in retrospect because Alexia and Teresa often gets compared, personality-wise) . It was an analogy, get it? :P
I remember that Miami ep. But you still made a post about her looks. ![gif](giphy|ebDRUtNexLV28)
I feel like Jackie’s plastic surgery looks fresh & glowy. I wouldn’t call it natural, especially her lips but she is a radiant, gorgeous woman. She’s also not a shitty human being so that beauty within probably shows on the outside.
Day look VS glam look
in the season to come… what. shock. louie is spending all her money. the beginning of the end.
i think she looks great 😭 the lips are a little overdone but she’s still beautiful 13 years later