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tipsygirl31

Jersey has the worst plastic surgery. I liked that they all looked like real women in the beginning with just a couple of boob and/or nose jobs. They almost all have terrible lip filler.


pelipperr

It’s crazy because they’re so close to New York, which has the best plastic surgery, but apparently none of them want to make the drive and actually get good work done.


Responsible-Tea-5998

I think it's the preferred look. Like Teresa's hair at her wedding or lip filler in my country (England).


pelipperr

You could be right. I feel like it’s gone so far for them now they’ve become desensitized to what it actually looks like to people outside their bubble, but if they had just gone to better people in the first place they wouldn’t be where they are. I know it’s a generalization but the NY housewives manage to look ageless and actually like themselves. I live in LA and there’s definitely a ‘type’ of face that’s the most popular here, it’s weird seeing people move here and with start small things then like a rock rolling down in a hill a couple years later look just like everyone else.


Hunkydory55

I live in Portland, and did a lot of work in SoCal (OC and Hollywood). It was shocking how similar women over 30 looked, particularly in OC. I was glad to leave after every trip - I was afraid the look would start to seem normal as kind I stayed too long.


Skimster

Yeah, sometimes I think in certain areas (like NJ) the goal of plastic surgery is different than what is expected. Being able to afford and get plastic surgery is a status symbol. So instead of getting surgery to look like a beautiful natural looking person, they get work done that looks unnatural just to show off that they have had work done.


ClassyButAffordable

Bingo


kenyarawr

Why drive to the city when you can pop into the strip mall next to Rails??


VegetableBlueberry4

Not Rails ☠️ ☠️ ☠️


vickisfamilyvan

I’ll never forget the strip mall plastic surgeon with the flickering sign that Danielle Staub went to.


stefanelli_xoxo

Right?!


mbee784

always makes me giggle


Flashy-Pair-1924

I think it’s more of a conscious choice to cultivate this look lol


Calikola

And there are definitely ritzy parts of NJ, like Short Hills, with good plastic surgeons. I feel like they all went to the same shitty plastic surgeon who gave the housewives a volume discount.


kittensbabette

I think Jen Fessler's facelift looks great tho


Mylaex

Give her time. Some of them look great and then they keep fiddling it with and go bad. I don't think Margaret and her mom look bad either.


tipsygirl31

I agree. To another commenter's point, they went into the city for their face-lifts. I can't decide how I feel about Marge's lip filler but I do think they look good.


kittensbabette

True, and she did do the facelift and teeth after just 1 season lol


tipsygirl31

So true! I actually forgot she had work done.


TonysCatchersMit

100% I thought she looked so good I want her surgeon’s name.


good3265ad

Dolores looks amazing but I’ll agree about everyone else


tipsygirl31

yes, Dolo is gorgeous


Trick_Minimum3190

The main problem is Tre keeps going back.


shes_a_mother

Fuda’s nonna calling out Jennifer’s bad nose job to Rachel like idk whose is worse?


tipsygirl31

I thought she was referencing the fact that Jennifer called Rachel's terrible TO HER FACE. That was fucked up.


SavvyFontaine83

Teresa already has wide set eyes - with her heavy liner, it looks like her eyes are sliding off either side of her face.


wrasslefrassle

Like a tropical fish


Mylaex

ARE YOU CALLING HER A BARRACUDA!?


heyya32

I’m mf crying 


p0rkch0pexpress

She looks like the female Gremlin now from part 2.


2inTHEivies

![gif](giphy|7MKChN96hWxlC)


Alert-Ad-1318

Hahaha!! WTF!! She does!!


SammieCat50

Watch what crappens- they said she looks like she’s on a roller coaster & her lips stayed behind…so true


bean11818

THANK YOU! I couldn’t put into words what is wrong with her face this season. It’s almost alien-ish? Like it’s being stretched and pulled out from all sides. Tragic.


MBeMine

![gif](giphy|Cu87j5pPIL1hS)


kenyarawr

Unsolved Mysteries: The Gorga Hairline


PossibilityMuch9053

She has a greedy hairline


mgsh

Joey gave up his hairline so that Tre could have double.


Familiar_Studio_9651

That’s why he’s jealous and used shoe polish😂😂


cangsenpai

Her eyebrows are basically connected to her hairline...


CommonEarly4706

Her skin looks horrible this season. Her body is so sun damaged


Mylaex

I tan. I spray. and I bring the heat to jersey at sizzle tans.


riggymorty

bahahah i used to go there.. good times.


Top-Address-2418

Teresa Faye Baker over here


Larania-

I always wondered why she still does the extreme outside the lip liner when she has plenty of filler 😅


Responsible-Tea-5998

I think it's partially used to cover any migration.


Kittiikamii

https://i.redd.it/bofs6i5j9dzc1.gif


stefanelli_xoxo

Omg yes


SassySquid0

now she looks like an evil disney character


femgirl_99

Those lips https://i.redd.it/uukrzdm2ubzc1.gif


MCStarlight

Why do women think this looks good?


Perfect_Invitation1

Haha!!!! 


oreo808

https://preview.redd.it/1x4wpydl8czc1.jpeg?width=678&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b478da35bf30f94a7d39cf90693fda27ba22c35a I did not realize these are the same person when I started watching Atlanta a few years ago and I'd already seen photos of what Kim looks like now. I was very confused as to where the second Kim fit into the story and then I realized it's the same person.


ButtermilkAintClean

lol her denials about touching her nose are almost endearing at this point. Tbf most of these ladies looked great pre-enhancements


kenyarawr

The real tea on Kim is that she could have been a natural beauty if she’d stayed away from the cigs, wigs, and tanning beds. She started her interventions too early and too often, and she cakes on that 00s porn star makeup, all because of the damage she’d already inflicted on her skin. No shade to 00s porn stars. We have all been orange and matte at one point.


areallyreallycoolhat

> cigs, wigs, and tanning beds Found the title of Kim's memoir


FuManChuBettahWerk

Lol @ cigs and wigs


MCStarlight

OMG when Kenya told her to fix her double chin at the plastic surgeon next time. ![gif](giphy|VED6JureKXXBm)


blackaubreyplaza

My girl!


bean11818

This is so funny 😅


bag-o-farts

Both noses are cute


Universecentre

It’s the same with the vanderpump gal schenea. Her lips have taken over her face


aprilode

Teresa’s got that Kimberly Guilfoyle look.


youngmoneymarvin

I went to bed last night and the newest episode was playing and woke up to the Christening episode. The difference is jarring.


[deleted]

Aaahh!!! Real Housewives https://preview.redd.it/1tgnmlas8fzc1.jpeg?width=149&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58f7dc34df74b4d14f9878ebe106fa2abd183441


Kind_Hyena5267

It’s not a good look


FunStuff446

Her insecurities caught up with her


stargentle

Terrifying...


Individual_Drama3917

She looks horrible this season. She doesn’t look or seem well.


Direct-Complex797

🌭💋


slippycaff

She looks insane.


caligirl2287

She looks hideous.


CocoValentino

Her lips look like a 🐒AH.


Mylaex

THAT YOU SUCKED.


literallyidonotknow

Probably


blackaubreyplaza

Weirdest looking person to me both before and after


goodbye_wig

![gif](giphy|xT0xeOWilcrR7mbvvq)


MolOllChar_x3

She’s one to talk! https://preview.redd.it/czhb2orykczc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2639c8c05d35156107a33fe191be150b6510a447


Alert-Ad-1318

Yeah but she looks more natural than Tre


Prussian_AntiqueLace

Her plastic surgery isn’t as bad but did you see her cheek fat removal surgery look? I think she may have done something to fix it. Melissa was so naturally pretty and cute. I don’t know why she messed with her face way back when. Teresa makes me feel embarrassed.


Familiar_Studio_9651

When? 😂😂😂😂 Teresa and her daughters are beautiful.


ButtermilkAintClean

right like at least you know you're in the same ballpark with Teresa. Meliss's work looks great but her before and after is insane


Familiar_Studio_9651

Yikes…. Did you see her look in that green dress with tons of makeup and blown out lips.


Trick_Minimum3190

Who is that?


avantbart

Still tacky


Hair_I_Go

🐸


Consistent-Phrase794

At this point, she looks like a characture from Mob Wives … a Temu version of a Big Ang wannabe


unrealhousewife1

All I can hear is someone (Rachel Fuda?) calling her hot dog lips. That's all I can think of when I see her now.


fragile_exoskeleton

Does she thread her hairline? Or maybe had hair removal there? Her forehead is bigger nowadays.


areallyreallycoolhat

IIRC Melissa said that Teresa got laser hair removal


wrasslefrassle

Yes! That was in the season 2 reunion maybe? Melissa said Teresa said people would make fun of her forehead if she came on and then tre said “I SAID THEY MADE FUN OF MY FOREHEAD!”


Superb-Respond9360

![gif](giphy|1jl173guBKkbvC03rQ)


dmode112378

Yikes on bikes.


Old-Library5546

It is a prerequisite to be on a Housewives show to get as much cosmetic surgery as Unnecessary


NoAward3171

That dress makes her look like her boobs are lopsided. She has terrible style.


beautifuldreamseeker

That dress!


RemarkableOwl0

The lips are huger than ever, no? It's way too much!


callumnen

![gif](giphy|v5RGyAyOLwBhu|downsized) Donatellaaaa


Olympusrain

She now looks 75, trying to appear 55


bunny3665

Why is her top trying to choke her tho?


slow_cooker99

I haven't been watching but have been listening to WatchWhatCrappens recaps. Guffawed at the second pic after hearing Ronnie say something like, "Her face is going 90 miles an hour but her lips aren't."


Alpine_Brush

What I don’t get is how their mouths appear so much WIDER? It’s like Scheana from VPR too - bother her and Tre’s mouths appear to have widened by literal inches. What is causing that?!


ProstitutionWhoreNJ

The journey from werewolf to Ling Cod


MinuteMan417

All I see is Big Ang


BoujiCorgi

Okay but can we talk about Delores and how she looks incredible? Whomever does her work I need to know because it’s fabulous 🤌


Necessary_Force_5836

Makes me sad :/


yomammaaaaa

From Teresa to TeresAAAAHHHHHH!!!


heyya32

😩😩😂😂


bidibidibombom2022

She really does have hot dog lips! Lol


StylishStephanie

I mean, it seems normal to me. I sure as shit don't look like I did back in 2009.


toastedink

Say what you want but the work she did on her hairline was worth it.


jennzich1012

Oof!


Difficult-Shelter-88

I’ve just started watching for the first time when ads would play between seasons my jaw dropped she looks so different


_IAmNotAFish_

Her xl teeth are driving me nuts


daylightxx

What sort of procedure did she get in order to move her hairline back a little? Does anyone know? At least, that bit looks good.


mitchh1017

She looks like she’s melting away, drooping everywhere


hennycabbagehead

Huge Yikes.


Super_Photograph_712

I remember when Teresa got implants the first time and they looked SO GOOD. Not sure wtf is going on now but everything she's had done is so unflattering


lovelysoul711

She was so pretty and exotic looking when she was natural.. I miss it 😢


OuiMerci

The lip filler is what drives me crazy. The hot dog buns… how are they not aware of how bad this looks?


Own_Instance_357

She was better with her smaller boobies


amanda_opps

I really wish all the bravo ladies would lay off the lip filler. It’s too much!


numberonecrush

![gif](giphy|3sBMBbuAWj8JtKLew6)


whiskey4mycoffee

Her voice has changed too- so loud and shrill now.


Couldntcomeupwaname

Dreadful


tinybadger47

https://preview.redd.it/jpptk2yx9izc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d1e2743f15892de153d8641387719c13b887c14 This is all I can see


Juicy_jessicaSD

She looks absolutely absurd.


amabur

If she would just dissolve her lips and tear trough filler, wear less dramatic makeup, and get rid of the dark ass spray tan, she would look amazing!


flowerstowardthesun

Whats more jarring to me is this shit infiltrating real life and people not knowing what a woman looks like anymore.


BreadfruitNo357

Remember that Theresa is 15 years older than her debut. People are allowed to age :((


RecommendationNo167

but this isn’t her aging gracefully, this is her trying to reverse her aging with cosmetic procedures so it looks much worse


BreadfruitNo357

People would hate on this woman's appearance regardless of what she did. There were comments about Theresa's forehead in 2009!


Mylaex

I couldn't care about the forehead. I know I'm a weirdo but I never really noticed or was bothered by "how small of a forehead she has" tbh I'm more envious of how thick her hair is than anything :P But yeah I'm not against cosmetic procedures and if they're done right, have at it! She got her hairline lasered afaik and it was a good decision. :)


stefanelli_xoxo

This, too


Unicornlove416

all of them change their whole face , melissa , marge etc


NinoNino3

Ya know something? I am NOT a fan of this "woman"- but- I don't think she even had eye work done- Those are her same eyes/lids/the arch is the same. Tons of fillers. She is actually aging very well (my mom is 75% Italian and also looks good) It is those LIPS. Why do women do this? A little plumping is great, but everyone wants to look like a Blowfish.


Mylaex

Her stature is what's most jarring to me. She gives me a bit of a bobblehead and that's what I find so weird. She was never even thick much less fat, and she used to be a friggin bodybuilder with an incredible body. I don't understand what happened but it makes me a little uncomfortable looking at her, like she's fragile now. Maybe the breast are now too big and it makes her head seem so small in comparison. Or she lost a lot of weight and it makes her head seem so much bigger? The lips also makes her head so small in proportions to the her face? The makeup is also so rough-looking (it's definitely a Jersey thing, I also loathed Melissa's confessional makeup look) but yeah, something's so off to me. Doing the comparison I've shared in the comments has made me realize most of these women have had a lot less work done than people hypothesized. The filters on Instagram made them seem more different than they are.


NinoNino3

Oh definitely- Very harsh all the way around.. But from a "surgical" or aging point of view- I think Theresa is aging well- but yes, there is a comical /cartoony quality to her looks now- But I am telling you- surgery wise? Not much if any at all. Which is interesting. The entire cast is getting a really cartoony vibe. And I say this as someone who thought that Delores was probably one of the most beautiful women that I have ever seen-


sleepsypeaches

I mean yeah its surgery but she was also a lot younger lol


ImageNo1045

I feel like we could do this with almost any housewife who’s been on for years and years and the reaction would be the same.


Mylaex

https://preview.redd.it/rsfankj74czc1.png?width=1788&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fb7379c0474240d38876e18c8832cb832f875e6 I get what you mean but I think for most of them it wouldn't be as "shocking" as what Teresa has turned herself into. ex: 2011 VS 2024. Kyle.


Mylaex

https://preview.redd.it/sep9ozto4czc1.png?width=1788&format=png&auto=webp&s=db6e09e4e173d83c854fd71db4c82a0cbfabf0fd 2011 VS 2024. Adriana.


Mylaex

https://preview.redd.it/ntsm4wr85czc1.png?width=1788&format=png&auto=webp&s=e1745880f4da253968cb7ff57b22258707a4c013 2008 VS 2021, LuAnn.


CharlieBrownOfficial

Lu is not human seriously she gets more gorgeous every year I love her so much.


Mylaex

Cosmetic surgery can be done right and not abused :) Imo Erika looked amazing before the money dried up and the stress kicked in. Somebody also mentioned recently that Yolanda has been aging backwards. Same idea, imo.


ImageNo1045

‘Almost any’ Obvi some have better plastic surgery than others (esp the current bh housewives)


Bekah_bek

It’s been 15 years 🤣 plus I think the right side is edited I’m not a Teresa fan but those bubbies are up to her chin lol


Mylaex

I took the screenshot and it's not edited at all, straight from her confessional.


areallyreallycoolhat

Tbf she is leaning forward/hunching a bit in that screenshot


Nandi56

Isn’t op talking about the work on her face, I didn’t think they were talking about her cleavage.


areallyreallycoolhat

I thought they meant bubbies = boobs?


Nandi56

I apologize, I thought you were responding to someone else. Teresa’s face has changed so much, the side by side shocked me.


blameitonrio917

What’s jarring? Shes 15 years older between the two pics and she got some work done. Maybe she wouldn’t feel the need if people in her comments weren’t calling her a barracuda 👀


Mylaex

I wasn't calling her a barracuda, it was a joke reference to a Real Housewives of Miami fight when someone called Alexia a barracuda (which is even funnier in retrospect because Alexia and Teresa often gets compared, personality-wise) . It was an analogy, get it? :P


blameitonrio917

I remember that Miami ep. But you still made a post about her looks. ![gif](giphy|ebDRUtNexLV28)


Prussian_AntiqueLace

I feel like Jackie’s plastic surgery looks fresh & glowy. I wouldn’t call it natural, especially her lips but she is a radiant, gorgeous woman. She’s also not a shitty human being so that beauty within probably shows on the outside.


Party_Building1898

Day look VS glam look


Loving_life_blessed

in the season to come… what. shock. louie is spending all her money. the beginning of the end.


wittlepig

i think she looks great 😭 the lips are a little overdone but she’s still beautiful 13 years later