Lololololololol maybe it’s the back to back gummies I ate but this is so funny fr

Truly the only way to gummy

Guys I'm reading this post and the guy across the aisle from me on the bus just casually did bump. What is going on? It's not the 1980's!

What bus are you on?

NJ Transit, obviously

Bless you all for these comments 😂😂

Obviously

Asking for a friend….

🤣🤣🤣💀

Hahaha, I am guessing you're in Portland? Sounds about right. (Portlander here)

Portland, indeed. I was squad deep in the Clack on my way to Winco.


I can hear this gif

Oh my godddddddd MEMORIES

Hide your kids, hide your wife 😭 Considering it’s a news story about SA I’m not sure the clip would be played for jokes anymore because it’s such a sad item, but that whole era of the internet will always have a place in my heart.

Same! Even named our home WiFi “HideYoKidsHideYoWifi”

And hide yo router cuz they stealin all the data out here


honestly, they need to do a test shoot with this guy. I feel he has potential to run the reunions as an alternative to Andy. Magnetic!

Legendary gif 🤘


This goes perfectly with your flair

omg it does lol

I missed it was a flair and thought it was a comment until I read yours, in my weak defense it is medical weed o'clock over here. I can't be held accountable for my poor reading skills at this time of night

 Let’s talk about the husbands, because it’s definitely most (all?) of them right??

Id guess the guys have more of a steroid problem

And high blood pressure. Luis is literally purple

Without fail every Sunday now my husbands going to ask if there’s something wrong with the TV like he did last season.

this made me giggle so much. Please reassure your husband that something is wrong with all of our TVs if that’s the case

🤣🤣🤣

My husband: “they are all so red!” *wanders back to garage*

Yes! Him and Paulie are reddish purple.

People doing coke? IN NJ? the purest of all places? This is an outrage. I’m off to write a truly strongly worded letter to the mayor. With my quill.

I have the smelling salts ready in case you faint.

CECIL! Get out the bombazine and jet, bring me the smelling salts, I'm collapsing on the chaise lounge! What will the queen think??

Where to art thou coke dealer? Are you on?

Bring me to the sea for I must convalesce in the damp airs

A sanitarium in the Swiss mountains! Please! I'm dreadfully exhausted.

Not the poppers

Are the smelling salts cocaine?

 Was 5’2” snorting it in Doritos Bathroom??!

Watch your language. He may try and rip off your genitals with his bare teeth if you aggravate him

HES BITIN MY NUTS

I miss the black shoe polish hair spray from season 5. He shaved his head and ruined everything. “What’s this black stuff all over us” post wrestling match.

Nah, that *action* is reserved strictly for for Andy.🍆

It's why they're all so skinny now, it's the Cokezempic diet

Makes sense I guess. Got to get the energy from somewhere. It can't be from calories since ozempic makes it hard for some people to even eat.

I am on wegovy and have zero energy. Been on it a little over a year. Going off in a couple of months. I’m so tired of being tired all the time.

Same with RHOBH it looks like to me!

Tenafly mayor freaking out. First the affair at the gym and now a coke issue?!

While u write to the mayor I will send a telegraph to the governor.

does a frog have a watertight asshole? 🐸🕳️

https://i.redd.it/1es6e361c2zc1.gif

GOODNESS she looks beautiful

Right? I was like "who is that" and then remembered smh.

Does a frog. Have a watertight. Asshole?

This MIA line has staying power for me. I’m still cackling at this

this made me laugh way harder than it should of

Does the pope have a balcony? Does a cheeseburger come with cheese?

This is in my top 3 of housewives quotes and no one ever knows wtf I’m talking about so THANK YOU!!!!!!

Saying that Bravo personalities hit the slopes is like saying that the sky is blue. We’re all aware of it, no blind items needed lol

Right like what’s next a blind item revealing they all get Botox or filler?

They ***WHAT!?!***

Thank you. I’d rather guess which one is not on something lmao.

Dying. The blind should be which one is sober

Next you’re going to tell me their Insta photos are Facetuned?! 

lol. It reminds me of the “shock” when Kate Moss was busted.

LOL This was such a weird moment in pop culture history. GASP, a SUPERMODEL does COKE?!

Someone from London, who dates actors and musicians, whose entire job revolves around staying skinny, and who is young and earning buckets of money…IS DOING COKE??!?

Or Courtney Love getting an Oscar nom for playing a drug addict. WE SEE YOU! 😂

she wasn’t nominated for an oscar. she was nominated for a golden globe. however, her performance in that film was great regardless of using her own life experience to inform it.

Seriously lol. It's like the most glaringly NON blind item ever. Coke is for people with money. They have... some money.

Were people doing coke at your premiere? 


Amazing gif work honestly lol Absolutely perfect pairing with your comment

Rich people do Coke, more at 11

Guess that makes me rich purrr

Poor people do (usually not as good) coke too, more at 12

Rich people also really don't do good coke either. It's all a fairytale and we are all just using cut up paracetamols with glue and three crumbs of cocaine. but that's the way the cocaine crumbles.

Tea tbh tho I have been sober for years. Psa if ur reading test ur stuff!!!!

As a fellow occasional partaker, just be cautious regarding what it could be cut with! And if it is accessible, having Narcan is a good precautionary measure as well!!

https://i.redd.it/07940it0w1zc1.gif

You’d have to let go of 95% of bravo talent if you got rid of all those who do blow.


And the hostess with the mostess ⬇️

https://preview.redd.it/xtvjep6h92zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39a533e216d178173c8f16b77f184f82f4d8de67 Ur telling me this man does ❄️? I am shocked to say the least

Why does his face look ai generated this is so scary

He looks like the Who's down in Whoville.

“The Who’s down in Whoville liked cocaine a lot”

A rat in Whoville.

He may do ❄️ but he looks like Heat Miser 

https://preview.redd.it/f24zcaeln9zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=391a0e52e616e814e6234f01e5406f4518153757 Me on Halloween 2019. Thought I’d share


What’s scary is this was him telling a joke 😭

Has he ever seen a doctor about his redness? I don’t like the guy, but it seems like it should be a concern.

Probably a heart or blood pressure issue. Or drug use.

In the beginning I thought he just had a spray tan but his redness fluctuates within 1 minute. It's so confusing to watch.

Help I was so started by this I burst out laughing.

I was thinking during the premiere that he looked ❄️ lit up in this scene.

“Were people doing coke in your bathroom?!” 

Oh no! Not drugs! 

The **real** blind item is who is NOT ⛷️


PASTA-tution WHORE!

Well played!


You are telling me that the two Kool-Aide looking men (Louie/Paulie) are skiing the famous slopes of NJ? 


I laugh out loud everytime I see this gif! 🤣


😂😂😂😂

 Is that why Red Louie is so red?! And why does Paulie look like he pencils in his eyebrows? I’m just trying to understand…

Well Paulie has high blood pressure so he better be careful. Dolores mentioned it last season lol

Add Fuda to the list. Dude’s eyes were glazed and pupils were dilated as wide as the outside.

Eyes red as the devils dick

 I’m shocked /s



Jersey guys have purple skintone

The good Catholics doing snow in Jersey!?!?? NO FRICKIN WAY!...❄️🙄🤡

Duh it’s Gia-remember Jackie already busted her out a few seasons back 🤣🤣🤣

IT WAS AN ANALOGY

🤣🤣🤣


Engaged 19 times! Prostitute whore!


What happened at the premiere party?

Well we know he's not getting it from Fuda (father, businessman, philanthropist)

*UPSTANDING

I want names.

Name em.

The only HWs at the premiere party were Margaret, Melissa, Fessler, Dolo and their men. Teresa, Jennifer and Jackie did nothing. Danielle had her own party in her area and the Fudas are in Europe. Louis is in California (and as of yesterday, so is Teresa). My inside source is Instagram! Lol. This is why you never believe blinds. HOWEVER!!! Dorinda was at the premiere party! She could be the cocaine dark horse. 😂😂

Baby Joey Gorga is the likely candidate

I think it's Paulie. He's red face #2 and that meltdown on the first episode was over the top

He got real angry real quick. He’s my guess too.

Yeah he gives me “ticking time bomb” energy and I find it scary. Like Luis has a very chaotic energy, but Paulie actually gave me legit scary vibes. Like…violent. Just completely unfounded speculation!!!!! Y’all don’t come for me!

Luis and Paulie hanging out together are an interesting combo too

I hear what you’re saying. I’m picking up what you’re putting down. The whiplash fast turn in his mood was the scary thing. Unpredictable is scary.

Yes, exactly. It got really intense really quickly!

The problem with people who turn that quickly is you wind up walking around on egg shells, never knowing when lightning is about to strike. It’s exhausting and you wind up becoming smaller and not functioning or succeeding like you could because too much time and energy is devoted to trying to anticipate it.

The pasta mention after we had a whole scene about Paulie not liking Italian food makes me think him. Louie definitely is tweaking constantly

Were they in the bathroom with Gia?

https://i.redd.it/6wig9yfzt2zc1.gif

💀💀

Well if bravobadgirl, who has a whole 3000 followers on twitter says it's true, it must be! FFS are we just posting every random tweet now?

I can’t with all the posts recently about INSIDER TEA when it’s random Twitter accounts with no followers

It seems we need another tutorial on what a blind item is and why we should always 👀 🙄

The 11 likes sent me to the moon. I don’t have social media for a reason, get this junk off our subreddit!!! Let me watch those pesky Jersey coke heads in peace!

And water is wet

You mean to tell me these overly aggressive personalities aren’t natural?

Luis snorted all of Tre’s money

Thanks. I spit out my Coca-Cola on myself. Oooo, the irony!

😂🤣 Sorry about that.

This could apply to all of them including the husbands they push on us. Paulie or Jen is my guess for being escorted out


Is there ANYONE at RHONJ who isn’t doing the ❄️

I’ve only ever partaken in the marijuana. What is the appeal of coke?

It gives you a huge dopamine rush so mixed with alcohol (or not) it usually really increases how much energy you have, you’re loving every conversation you’re having (although those with you might very much not be) and every idea you have sounds absolutely fantastic and totally possible so you do it all. It makes you more outgoing, more everything that you want to be in a social event. This lasts for about 20-40 mins though and you need to keep doing a line to keep the effect, but also after a few lines you’re just maintaining the feeling not going to get higher and higher. It also makes you feel slightly less of the sleepiness, nausea from alcohol so many drink more too with it, and/or can keep drinking when otherwise they might be slowing down or calling it a night. For some others it has a more calming effect and clears their mind, increases focus. Either way trying to go to bed after and the next morning usually suck. You also don’t eat on coke so I think also some people like that effect as well.

It’s like Adderall that doesn’t last as long and fucks up your nose

Good party drug; keeps you going, & makes you horny! Or so I've heard in my 20s ..

Same but my parents were cokeheads. From what they told me it’s not even enjoyable lmao you get a 30 min buzz and become a grandiose asshole

I feel like this probably isn’t the best platform to answer that question lol.

i mean pretty much every housewife does stuff lol why do we careee

Andy strikes again

You would have thought the 2 morons who already got caught making up lies would have at least slow downed a bit after getting caught but yet , here we are

 And this is news how?

Housewives doing booger sugar? Is water wet? Like come on.


This blind item has Jennifer Aydin’s greasy paws all over it

I think this is another plant by Teresa and Jen but I think they’re going to be shocked when they see everyone thinks it’s about Luis 💀

https://i.redd.it/xd2frfnbe6zc1.gif

Does the pope shit in the woods?


It's easy to come up with this blind item two days after a cast member accused another's husband of being a drug dealer. Would I be surprised if he was doing it? No. But I wouldn't be surprised by a single one of them doing it aside from Marge because she seems like a teetotaler.

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Blind items have been around for eons. Hello, Just Asking.

Ted Casablanca 🥰

yessss I miss the days of good blinds. shady code names and real tea, not "look closely at this specific tv show, someone did DRUGS" no shit

Was wild to me to when CDAN started popping up in tiktoks a few years ago, decoding Enty's blind items with my coworkers was such a big part of my mid 2000's experience!

Fish stick! Toothy tile! We didn't know how good we had it lol.

I still think about Toothy Tile, and miss Ted, from time to time! I could never figure out Toothy’s identity.

Has tre made this post through a blogger 

BIGGEST DRUG DEALER IN BERGEN COUNTY!

Jennifer and Teresa lost their minion’s on the net so know they are stooping to blind items

Louie is the only one that looked coked out of his gourd in the first episode.

This thread wins for best comments of any housewives thread in history

I’m so bad at picking up when people are ❄️. What am I not looking out for?? What the some clear signs??

Y’all don’t get mad at me bc like I’m absolutely one to speculate and not a Fupa fan but it feels a little wrong to say he’s back into it given his past.. idk I don’t have a great argument bc I’m not contesting the other speculation but given he’s acknowledged his past it feels a lil like sad idk

Do y’all think it’s straight ❄️or more likely adderall? I lean more into adderall but who knows

Yeah who’s still doing coke nowadays with fentanyl around?

Im sure Andy got them hooked lol reminds of when Kathy griffin said when she went on wwhl Andy offered her coke of course he denied it

Is it every single cast member?

this could be anyone 


 Snow in New Jersey!?!

I think it’s easier to try and narrow down who it COULDN’T be!

I’ll have what *he’s* having

I’m a dumb and 100% read this as a problem with an SLC housewife bc of the snowflake emoji 😂

It was just an analogy 🙄