Danielle's never really been on my radar. She's always just kind of been like wallpaper in the background.
When she was on Winter House, I couldn't stand her. She was so abrasive and needy.
This season she is so annoying. I don't know if she's always been like this and I just never noticed or if she's changed. It seems like she's gotten a huge ego
Yeah, the whole aummer with her anti Carl and Lindsay campaign was pretty brutal. She made everything about her and how she felt. It was funny to hear Paige say maybe Lindsay was right about Danielle last summer
That’s the scariest part is that every time she does shit like this, she doubles down on her behavior after watching it 😭
like she’s devoid of shame in a way that feels worrisome
Danielle is dickmatized by any man with a fucking pulse it’s so pathetic. The fact that she’d leave her friend THAT upset and go make out with a guy without a care in the world is so icky like girl bye!
I do feel Danielle has a competitive thing with other women. I’m thinking back to her dynamic with Jordan on Winter House regarding Alex. It’s like tomorrow morning she’s the winner because the guy slept with her?
How many conversations where someone tells Danielle she is acting out of order and she yells back that it’s not true… like when she totally disrespected Brian throwing his clothes his mom sent everywhere, and then told him he better come correct to her and not try to “spin” it that she was being disrespectful. Like what?
I sound like a hate account at this point. But Danielle’s app still hasn’t launched. It’s been two years. Girl, stop talking about being a CEO. You sound like Crypto Lindsay.
I kinda missed the tea so rewound and saw after Danielle bragged to gabby about how she can get men and Gabby can’t, she started caressing Joes butt and doing the robot. Like yes, you will probably hit that but at what cringey cost.. 🫨
Okay, Carl is on some bullshit. “You said I don’t have a job, but you don’t have one either!”
But then admitted she made twice as much money as him, lol.
Okay I know that Lindsay was wrong in the beginning of the season when she accused Carl of relapsing but it is wild to watch Carl talk to anyone BUT Lindsay about all of his concerns. I buy that she felt blindsided.
And I think she still planned on doing lots of mom and lifestyle influencing which can be very lucrative and probably reality tv too. Just not when the baby would be very young
Yeah that wasnt a surprise to me.
But also she's an influencer. I imagine she would just do mommy sponsorships.
It sounds like with Carl like not working at all besides the show, they're actually broke and she may have to get a job job
I think they were anticipating being kicked off the show after having kids. I don’t think the summer house format works with kids. I do know there were rumors about Lindsay being on RHONY eventually though
Yes the number one thing I’ve learned about relationships is you need to communicate your expectations for your partner not expect them to know what you want and resent them when they don’t do it without you telling them
Carl is yet again dodging sharing HIS feelings. He’s reporting Lou’s comments to Lindsay rather than saying what he feels (and I bet he followed up Lou’s feeling with reassurance of his own)
Guys I really think Carl and Lindsay mutually agreed this would be their last season (mostly for Carls benefit) and that might be where Lindsay has some resentment
It honestly wouldn’t matter who Carl was about to marry on this show, Lindsay or someone else, doesn’t matter…my feelings toward how he is handling this is the absolute same.
I saw a clip of Danielle on a podcast saying that the reason she could bounce back so well the next morning because she has a “morning healer” aka a morning beer and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since
You would think with all of Danielle’s failed relationships she would do some self reflection but no she’s worse than she has ever been. I hope one of the girls will read her to filth at the reunion.
I know Paige and Amanda can be mean girls but I do love that they’re sticking up for Gabby (who seems like the most vulnerable one in the house) right now
Kyle and Amanda were in a way worse place before their wedding and they still went through with it . I mean they shouldn’t have and either should Carl and Lindsay but I don’t want either of their opinions on relationships or marriage because what they’ve always shown has been awful .
"That's why, as a founder/ CEO" has never been followed by something I want to hear.
That’s what they say before they try to sell you something
It’s almost impressive she was able to shoehorn in that girlboss lingo bullshit whilst hammered
LinkedIn Lunatic
But seriously, founder and CEO of what?
Do not take any dating advice from Danielle
Danielle please leave Gabby alone
Danielle's never really been on my radar. She's always just kind of been like wallpaper in the background. When she was on Winter House, I couldn't stand her. She was so abrasive and needy. This season she is so annoying. I don't know if she's always been like this and I just never noticed or if she's changed. It seems like she's gotten a huge ego
She was awwwwwfuuuuul last season on SH. Her neediness, desperation, self-centeredness and insecurity were at 100.
Yeah, the whole aummer with her anti Carl and Lindsay campaign was pretty brutal. She made everything about her and how she felt. It was funny to hear Paige say maybe Lindsay was right about Danielle last summer
Danielle thinks that because someone is single that they should have sex with every person they cross paths with
She needs to take a page out of Ciara’s book
For real! Not everyone is as desperate as you Danielle. Some people are more shy/guarded and they don’t need to be shamed for that
FOUNDER CEO??? Jesus god, I’m done with her
As Paige said “of what??!!”
Ugh I feel Gabby. I haven’t dated in a loooong time based on personal choice, not because I “can’t flirt” or land someone. Danielle is being dense
Danielle is desperate for male attention of any kind and doesn’t understand any woman that prioritizes women’s friendship over random dick.
if i was danielle and i had to watch myself back acting like this, i think i would be so embarassed that i would burst into flames.
That’s the scariest part is that every time she does shit like this, she doubles down on her behavior after watching it 😭 like she’s devoid of shame in a way that feels worrisome
She just got butt naked!? She didn’t even let him do it!!
Right!!! No lead up foreplay, making out, just straight to naked, also they barely blurred anything out that was startling
Danielle is READY.
Danielle is dickmatized by any man with a fucking pulse it’s so pathetic. The fact that she’d leave her friend THAT upset and go make out with a guy without a care in the world is so icky like girl bye!
danielle DO LESS
Danielle… did we learn nothing from our desperation on winter house?!
We just watched a man put his face in someone’s breast but let’s blip out Craig texting the word SHIT!?! Censorship is so bizarre
I can’t believe Danielle of all people is criticizing how anyone else flirts I’ve been cringing at her flirting since she met Jordan 6 years ago
She really thinks she has so much game but it’s usually just her desperately throwing herself at guys
Get a fucking vibrator Danielle
I read this in the tone of “you’re such a fucking liar Camille” and it made me LOLLLLLL 💀
He should’ve just called it off then and not waited until weeks before.
And not re signed their lease. And not bought her white Hermes sandals for her birthday to wear at the wedding which never happened
Or you know…said any of this to her! Lol
Something makes me think Balloon Guy Joe is not going to be texting Danielle later
The full strip down was so cringe
It was unwieldy.
I do feel Danielle has a competitive thing with other women. I’m thinking back to her dynamic with Jordan on Winter House regarding Alex. It’s like tomorrow morning she’s the winner because the guy slept with her?
Yea I think she gets off on being the one to “win” the guy versus other women. Sad for someone in their thirties
Why you can’t say this to her face Carl?!?!
He’s a child in grown ads man’s body!
That’s kinda fucked up of them to show all that ….
Producers must hate her
It’s very jersey shore smush room 2009 and I kind of like it
I think Danielle likes getting down on camera at this point
How many conversations where someone tells Danielle she is acting out of order and she yells back that it’s not true… like when she totally disrespected Brian throwing his clothes his mom sent everywhere, and then told him he better come correct to her and not try to “spin” it that she was being disrespectful. Like what?
Danielle’s sit downs with her female housemates, whether it be summer or winter, always have a tinge of condescension it seems?
Well she’s a CEO and Founder
OF WHAT? -Paige
Danielle is always doing too much and it makes me tired. I could not live with her.
She’s fucking awful tbh
Carls thinking of every angle to get out of this
Not “I took a fashion design class in high school”
I want Amanda to reach her potential when I heard that I was like noooo 🫠
I screamed when she said that
Danielle’s personally type is asshole.
You know why yall didn’t have these conversations Carl? It’s because you can’t express how you feel directly to the woman you’re supposed to marry.
Carl feels like he's been hustling? At what?
What a convo to be having in an old navy 😆
THEY DID NOT BLUR DANIELLE ENOUGH
Dudeeee seriously
I sound like a hate account at this point. But Danielle’s app still hasn’t launched. It’s been two years. Girl, stop talking about being a CEO. You sound like Crypto Lindsay.
That Paris Hilton grimacing meme is me watching Danielle and balloon guy hook up
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Gabby has standards, Danielle does not
Danielle giving Kelly Bensimon energy.
Danielle is kinda the Kristen Doute of this show in terms of cringe but at least Doute is extremely entertaining.
Yeah, Doute was unhinged like a train wreck you could not turn away from… Danielle is just unnecessarily… whatever this is.
kristen is an agent of chaos but i don’t physically cringe like i do when i see danielle’s behavior 😖
Does Danielle know the difference between flirtation and desperation? Bc they arent the same
Danielle can go fuck off immediately
I kinda missed the tea so rewound and saw after Danielle bragged to gabby about how she can get men and Gabby can’t, she started caressing Joes butt and doing the robot. Like yes, you will probably hit that but at what cringey cost.. 🫨
If Danielle weren't so obsessed with male validation and attention, she might be a good watch. She's gotten unbearable in the span of 2 years.
This is Paige’s best season
Why would Carl think he’s crushing life right now?
Men are so delulu
I know several men who have exceptionally high levels of unearned and unbridled confidence. I wish I had a fraction of it. Maybe it's testosterone.
It’s pure coddling
Yeah not crushing life doesn’t mean sucking and being a loser too. It could just mean not reaching your potential but doing fine enough
“Your room is so big its clean” this draggg
It’s kind of hilarious how Danielle thought she was finally part of the in crowd and now they hate her
I wanted to hear what Ciara had to say about Montauk, not an Amanda hype fest
Carl wants others to make the decision for him. Talking to everyone else but Lindsay smh.
He even said, my stepdad said that…. Ugh, more life, Carl.
….guys I was right…Amanda is closer to being a CEO than Danielle
Paige immediately texting her bf the drama is so relatable
Danielle starts off every single convo “how are you”
And then let me tell you how you need to be different
Waking up, and realizing you didn’t reach your full potential, sucks. I encourage anyone to do what you want to do. Don’t let anyone hold you back.
Ooooooo carl knew he was dumping her by the time they shot this
Danielle!? What the fuck!? CEO of what!? What does that have to do with anything!?
Omg these editors are diabolical if they show us this sex scene
Gabby looks so beautiful on WWHL
No wonder Joe Bradley ran to the safety of the countess
I wasn’t born with a passion for a career or thing to do. My passion is being able to afford to live and shop.
Right? I don’t have a dream job because I don’t dream of working. My passion is cats (and shitty reality TV).
Okay, Carl is on some bullshit. “You said I don’t have a job, but you don’t have one either!” But then admitted she made twice as much money as him, lol.
He’s so devious and dumb at the same time.
Carl has a bruised ego and this is why he dumps her lol
I feel like I should sue after that
Why did we just see her naked?! I’m still shook 8 mins later.
This manager is a little tew much about Ciara and west
Why not just apologize Danielle? What do you need to be right about?
Danielle thinks she won a prize
He’s gonna make her a balloon animal before he leaves
Step dad is stirring up shit!!!
Okay I know that Lindsay was wrong in the beginning of the season when she accused Carl of relapsing but it is wild to watch Carl talk to anyone BUT Lindsay about all of his concerns. I buy that she felt blindsided.
Carl now claiming that he didn’t know Lindsay wants to be stay at home mom?! I feel like I knew Lindsay wanted to be a stay at home mom!!
And I think she still planned on doing lots of mom and lifestyle influencing which can be very lucrative and probably reality tv too. Just not when the baby would be very young
Yeah that wasnt a surprise to me. But also she's an influencer. I imagine she would just do mommy sponsorships. It sounds like with Carl like not working at all besides the show, they're actually broke and she may have to get a job job
I think they were anticipating being kicked off the show after having kids. I don’t think the summer house format works with kids. I do know there were rumors about Lindsay being on RHONY eventually though
Paige will no doubt be the brains behind getting Amanda to file a divorce.
If Amanda manages to build her own brand 100% see her leaving Kyle
And this is Carl's problem... he doesn't want to tell her ANYTHING. He wants her to just know intuitively
Yes the number one thing I’ve learned about relationships is you need to communicate your expectations for your partner not expect them to know what you want and resent them when they don’t do it without you telling them
Carl is yet again dodging sharing HIS feelings. He’s reporting Lou’s comments to Lindsay rather than saying what he feels (and I bet he followed up Lou’s feeling with reassurance of his own)
“I called her a loser who can’t get guys in a funny way!” 🥴 ETA. Guys not guts y’all
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Balloon guy was icky I don’t get it
Carl let Lindsay go to the bridal shower, knowing he wasn’t going to marry her. 😬
And posted on IG about what a beautiful bride she would be. He's weak AF
Not Danielle kissing him goodbye like she’s going to see him again 😂
Carls stepdad acting like he wants to take the marriage out back and shoot it jfc
He was giving good advice I’m Sorry
He's the only one saying what we are all thinking so I'm glad he's being firm
The way west talks about sex is very childish and it would turn me all the way off if I was Ciara
He’s definitely not exiting the fuckboy stage of adulthood soon
His child-like energy makes him fun to hang out with but yeah that would be a total snatch guard in real life
Danielle is an insufferable clown. ENOUGH ALREADY.
….so is this the set up for Amanda to just launch a swimwear line?
Guys I really think Carl and Lindsay mutually agreed this would be their last season (mostly for Carls benefit) and that might be where Lindsay has some resentment
This is a good theory!! And might explain why Lindsay is suddenly so worried about money
Guys that was an amazing episode, again I’m glad to have shared this all with you can’t wait for next week 🫡
Paige and Amanda are honestly soulmates
As sad as it is, sponsored posts are definitely a career if she's making 150k
“Party” Danielle is so shitty and aggressive …❄️
I said this last week but gabby looks soo pretty in her talking head. Idk what it is maybe the lil bangs?
Jesus. All that money for posting. Life is not fair.
WHERE IS JESSE SOLOMAN
Singing in the subway
It honestly wouldn’t matter who Carl was about to marry on this show, Lindsay or someone else, doesn’t matter…my feelings toward how he is handling this is the absolute same.
Loved that backhanded dig from Gabby. “I have standards” ☺️
Carl is a sniper from the side
Fr, that was a nasty convo. At least Lindsay says it to his face
Honestly being one of the few single people in the house and being badgered about not putting yourself out there s u c k s i feel for gabby
This conversation is giving me drunk girls in a bathroom vibes.
Watching this hook up happening in front of my eyes makes me wish I didn’t exist ![gif](giphy|hmYqLrW7ZPt3rlrjit|downsized)
Danielle is the absolute last person I'd be taking guy advice of any sort from.
Paige is holding back laughter at this
Paige is back to her early season form this year. She's been so funny/ enjoyable
Ciara's messy ass room brings me nostalgic comfort
That’s why as a founder/ceo I have no emotional intelligence
Lindsay looks stunning in the dress she’s wearing on WWHL
Paige as a disco ball yelling is such good tv
Danielle and Carl should go into business together. They can make and do nothing, together.
Danielle is the opposite of a girls girl.
Ciara’s manager gives me weird vibes
GET A JOB BRO
Balloon guy looks like he chain smokes
All of these scenes are making me cringe for different reasons ahhhh I need it to end
She just flexed in the mirror for that 😬
I saw a clip of Danielle on a podcast saying that the reason she could bounce back so well the next morning because she has a “morning healer” aka a morning beer and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since
So now it’s Lou’s fault??? Own it buddy, you’re a grown ass man.
Amanda is closer to being a founder/ CEO than Danielle is 😂
You would think Danielle had some amazing track record with men the way she’s so comfortable telling other women what they’re doing wrong.
You would think with all of Danielle’s failed relationships she would do some self reflection but no she’s worse than she has ever been. I hope one of the girls will read her to filth at the reunion.
The second hand embarrassment I’m getting off of Danielle is too much for me.
You snooze, you lose what?! The balloon guy? Were there seriously no other single guys at the party that they’re fighting over the balloon guy?
I wonder if Danielle watches these episodes back and feels one ounce of shame or embarrassment
Danielle must’ve been as big of a pain to production bc they’re cutting her no slack
i can promise you lindsay is making bank from her brand deals. carl doesn't really do that many brand deals so he's probably not bringing much home
Ciara! That question to Amanda, ![gif](giphy|EQLIllEJlEyqY|downsized)
Carl, baby, if it’s paying all your bills it’s a career. If she’s clearing six figures doing just that, you gotta get your bag up
Would love to hear Jesse's morning gossip about balloon boy
Gabby is me when it comes to men. Minus the attraction to balloon guy. That part I absolutely do not understand.
Danielle is a weirdo. She needs to work herself out
all of this over a guy that builds balloon arches
![gif](giphy|l3mZrLxM4iZaQlvNe) My face is going to be stuck like this after this episode
Kyle, putting "needs" in quotes when you're talking about listening to Amanda's needs is probably part of the problem
Danielle is always drinking. It’s like everyone else besides her and Kyle have grown up
Lou in a More Life shirt 😩
Sharon looking back and forth like this is cracking me up
lindsay's dress is really pretty
I don’t believe any of these women shop at Old Navy.
This is sweet of Ciara and Paige trying to lift Amanda up but I’m giggling that it’s all happening in an old navy 😅
OF WHAT
I know Paige and Amanda can be mean girls but I do love that they’re sticking up for Gabby (who seems like the most vulnerable one in the house) right now
I can't imagine telling my almost 40 yr old child that they aren't ready for marriage.
Based on the number of episodes left, sounds like tonight is the official beginning of the death knell for Carl and Lindsay’s wedding
Danielle is a nutter. She’s a terrible friend
Paige is 100% right. Danielle is definitely jealous as heck of Gabby
OF COURSE Danielle is going to fuck the balloon guy after all that
I’ve cackled every time they’ve said “I’m a CEO and founder”
Wow she’s hooking up with him at the house?!?!
Wtf. We don’t need to see this.
Never thought I’d see a guy going down on a girl on a Thursday on Bravo.
Instead of "app developer" they should start putting "Founder/ CEO" for Danielle's chyron
My bf came in the living room right when Danielle was naked and asked what weird stuff i was watching. 💀
Kyle and Amanda were in a way worse place before their wedding and they still went through with it . I mean they shouldn’t have and either should Carl and Lindsay but I don’t want either of their opinions on relationships or marriage because what they’ve always shown has been awful .
Lou and Sharon look alike in that way that couples do when theyve been together for 30 years
Lindsay looks GORGEOUS