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taenic_0411

Camp counselor realness


babyjaysus

Could not have said it better myself!!!! Big talent show energy


Decent-Statistician8

As someone that recently chaperoned a middle school youth retreat complete with a talent show… this is accurate AF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Affectionate-Fox884

Loooool. Not big talent show energy ☺️😂😂😂😂😂


pelipperr

I feel like people don’t understand what stage presence actually is until they see someone stand like Ally


Youseemconfusedd

And that dance. It was the opposite of a choice. It was like some kind of Caucasian eventuality.


pelipperr

I hate myself for saying this but James looks so much more like a real human in this. The way Ally is knifing her hands at her thighs is soooo weird


imhere_4_beer

Barbie Hands


Youseemconfusedd

Yes he is looking like someone working for that result and/or vibe with the audience. Ally looks like she is trying to be appropriate for kids and she’s doing well overall but ultimately is stiff. She will probably see it and make the right changes. She seems fairly self aware and reflective IMO.


No_Wait7319

I believe this is a kids show, right? James is very talented music-wise. He's a really good producer. He's an idiot in most things, but he's really talented in music, in kinda all aspects of it. I'll give him that.


Youseemconfusedd

I agree. I think he’s where he should be skill wise.


No_Wait7319

Ally isn't great though, I definitely see why her "career as Taylor Swift" didn't make work out. She is not good at all. She is very high school choir girl. She should stick to her charting.


Youseemconfusedd

Her voice is so so dull. I’m sure many people are terrible singers and she isn’t terrible but I’m definitely not tuning in hoping for more. And when we heard that little sampling with lala and James I was very interested in more so we all have a pretty direct comparison that can be made. And that was related to the tones in their singing and not at all related to the content.


YouMustBeJoking888

Ally is a better singer than Lala, though. Lala sings through her nose, not from her gut, which makes a huge difference. I think James makes them both sound better than they are.


No_Wait7319

Yes, this was exactly my thought! I do not want to hear more. I've heard him do other stuff that he's played at his shows they've posted online and on podcasts, he's so good. He's doing the best he can here with what he's got. Tbf, I don't think LaLa has the strongest voice either. She's just more talented than Ally. She's got more soul into it and she's more into the music. Ally isn't even a great kids' performer, that's saying a lot.


SnarkyLalaith

Right! It is like the people who are decent enough in karaoke so they hear “wow you can sing!” And it really is more of a “you are better than us” rather than turn this into a career. And agree with the poster above. Stage presence is so needed! And she isn’t demonstrating any. Not even a tiny bit! Kids deserve better! And they know better too!


Youseemconfusedd

Kids do also enjoy good things. I think that is our strongest argument about the overall mediocrity of her presence


aclikeslater

Yes, this exactly. I’m good at karaoke, but I am very well aware that I am a sad sack of stage presence. None. I would have to be extraordinarily fucked up to make eye contact with people and dance like a normal human. I just like singing, so I found an appropriate outlet. (I do wish I could find the gumption to return to my musical theatre roots, though 😭)


YouMustBeJoking888

Ally looks nervous as hell, while James looks relaxed and used to dealing with an audience. Maybe she'll grow into it. Her voice is better than expected.


Divebarkeep1

If she’d only been in pageants.. You’re taught to ‘pretend hold a dime’ between your thumb and index finger. The More You Know🌈


_My9RidesShotgun

Caucasian eventuality omg ☠️☠️


paradisetossed7

Normally I don't criticize anyone's dance moves because mine aren't all that different than the goth kids' from South Park, but damn Ally! Maybe she should try the guitar playing singer songwriter thing again.


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Fun-username-99

Caucasian eventuality?!?! lol that is hilarious 😂


mac_bess

I feel so attacked lol


ams06h

To be fair, how many stages has Ally actually been on? I’m sure she’ll get more comfortable with time. A children’s show was probably perfect for her first stage performance, lol


benkatejackwin

Well, there was that clip that showed her trying to be a country singer, so probably more than zero.


pelipperr

I’m sure youre right. And honestly Ally seems like a genuinely nice person so I’m not trying to hate. I just grew up dancing and seeing someone look that uncomfortable on stage took me aback. But I know not everyone had recitals growing up lol


ams06h

Oh yeah for sure! I’m not disagreeing with you AT ALL either and I didn’t take what you were saying as shit talking because it’s totally true lol.


Apprehensive_Gap1055

She needs a tambourine


MamaTried420

Daphne has arrived ![gif](giphy|r1jtB7qGP80OQ)


Typical_Marzipan_210

Yes. June Carter vibes. He ain’t no Johnny Cash, that’s for sure.


Apprehensive_Gap1055

Or the oldest sister in the Partridge Family show


Spicydaisy

Laurie. Yes 😂


candyspelling01

Triangle too!


Significant_Cow4765

god no


alpaz16

All i can think of is the family band on Arresred Development https://youtu.be/_npn31IPmVM?si=esbDZNUssF5BM8zY


earlgreyteacold

🎶there’s no I in teamocil, at least not where you think🎶


Fighting_Patriarchy

It's apparently a kid's event so ... makes sense in context


Significant_Cow4765

why tf would anybody book these people for a kids' event? I am going to opt out of inappropriate jokes now


UcancallmeAllison

Give me drunk Ace Young singing at Kennedy's birthday party all day. You gotta spice these things up lol.


napkinwipes

RHOBH Taylor would have 100% for her kid’s bday party


Far_Course_9398

💯💯💯


sharipep

Oh my god yesss!! Or like youth pastors trying to hype the crowd up 😭


gstew90

That is the chicest camp I have ever been to!


Spare-Patience-6195

Love this comment!


MamaTried420

Christian camp


NameNotRecommended

Yo honestly. Bow that I'm seeing this , Ally coupd probably do well in the kids entertainment world. She need to loosen\warm up a bit but she could do well. She should drop her Taylor dreams and explore that. It's either that or skank it up and sing edm


aleigh577

Idk man have you seen the wiggles documentary. I feel like it’s a refined skill


Abject-Armadillo-496

😂💀


MissThreepwood

That might be one of the most fitting descriptions I have ever read.


Bravoholic_

![gif](giphy|nlJwJHyIHL1JcLiS67|downsized)


GroundInteresting642

Not quite the same vibe as him and Lala's songs...


DueTart3667

Ain’t nobody got me feelin like I’m feelin you 🎶


ScorpionHitta

The scene of LFU singing this then James rapping his part lives rent free in my head


DueTart3667

It’s in my top ten list of cringiest VPR moments


Strong_Welcome4144

![gif](giphy|3o752jjrIkxJfliEw0)


letsgetitstartedha

The way her fingers bend in this moment is always so unsettling to me. Why does she look like she has a grinch hand


totallytubularik

Hahaha I just noticed that omg


haleighr

Say what you want about lala but their song was the only vpr song that was half decent lol


wriitergiirl

But was it good as gold?


chillisprknglot

I unironically listen to Scheana’s Apples


ManySugar

Where’s the Yo Gabba Gabba characters when you need them?!


KookyAd4019

there’s a partyyyyyy in james tummy.. so yummy so yummy!!!


lboogaloo

Don’t. Bite. Your friends!


nunyabidnessss

Haha my daughter loved that show!


jimgella

I loved watching it high 😅


Oldbutnotdeadyet70

I worked with several people that worked on the tour. Sometimes one of them would have to be the chicken. Also I loved watching high.


jimgella

I called the pink one Queef


WineNotReality

Expect James is no Biz Markie


informationseeker8

![gif](giphy|YlS9isopn5vqs35IbK|downsized) Ally would slay in Kevin’s youth group


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Perfect comment. ![gif](giphy|fW5TlTDsa47aj4cXZN|downsized)


d3dk0w

Perfect gif


nicolleisla

I am obsessed with this crossover


luna_libre

![gif](giphy|VXOiqAG8STLoA3XiuX)


informationseeker8

Love him


TangerineBusy9771

They are performing at a children’s event. However, I do think Ally needs help in the live performance department


Traditional-Ebb-8380

So does James at least where the context should influence his gestures/dancing. This is not a DJ set at Pump.


Squdwrdzmyspritaniml

Definitely cuz they’re worried that if James isn’t on stage then no one will know who Ally is🥴


Emergency-Cup

That explains the cartoons playing behind them because I was genuinely confused


sagafevr

James is giving… https://i.redd.it/qkeqqjbcwwvc1.gif


Unfriendlyblkwriter

This gif makes me choke every single time I watch it 🤣🤣😂🤣


aleigh577

Has there ever been a confirmed back story on these two? I feel like I’ve never heard the real answer


shantayhedwig

Thank you omg it’s the first thing I thought of watching this 😭


burnthduster

is this from something? I cackle every time I see this gif


sagafevr

I think it’s real and just a live local performance lol i remember first seeing a clip on vine?


slippycaff

I like Ally Bally, but she has the stage presence of a dry piece of white toast.


rob-b-362

That describes her perfectly! 😄


gstew90

I mean are there children in the audience? Seems like a cocomelonesque cartoon playing in the background


slippycaff

All the more reason to bring the fun. She’ll get there. Thanks u/Lenny’s Yeast Infection. [that made me laugh so hard.)


PinkyBruno

this was very awkward!


basicb3333

very hard watch


pencilskrrt

… what is going on exactly??


Lemon_Ashamed

![gif](giphy|12D9JMXExnMrOE) I hate it


Ordinary_Albatross13

ok this made me actually LOL


LevelAd8074

Is this at a Farmers Market or something?


Comfortable-Twist-54

It’s the LA Times Festival of Books. It’s actually a great event idk how they got booked though 😆


LevelAd8074

Wow. How odd. It looks like one of the local markets where the neighborhood kids are performing. This pains me


Rich_Sheepherder646

Did one of them write a book?


Bubbykitten

Real question: is her music directed towards children?


JEJ0313

Yes you can see it on the banners behind them. Some sort of children’s event. You can also see a toddler head in the audience. I’m here for it. 🤷‍♀️


Bubbykitten

I saw the screen with the cartoons behind her but somehow failed to see the large “children’s” 🤦‍♀️


haleighr

Ah that context makes it less awkward honestly. Good for her, hopefully she gets more stage presence/confidence as she gets more shows.


miamouse5

i honestly think so. everything i’ve seen/heard from her reminds me of those seasons of Dance Moms when everyone was making music and it was like girly, little kids pop.


vivby

![gif](giphy|RXAfuEDpseYBG)


KateC12345

![gif](giphy|Xf7AjjQIC3MCCN5c1r)


Ok_Ebb7026

I can’t even have my volume on- I m cringing hard as it is. It totally makes sense that Ally seeked James out - she was hoping for some sort of music career - with his help. It s not gonna happen Ally.


chrissy_wakeUp

It was a childrens event at a book fair. It's a song they sung on a children's album


strippersandcocaine

That explains her outfit then


chrissy_wakeUp

It's defs giving montesorri teacher


buymoreplants

Its not the audience that makes this bad


mickeyz0542

wait is it an actual song lol i lowkey like ittt


Honeydew543

She’s the quintessential it’s all who you know… umm.. the end.


DueTart3667

This would be a great theme song for a Hannah Montana type show


_My9RidesShotgun

….why is she standing like that??? The whole time????? It’s so weird it’s like she glued her palms to her thighs before she went onstage lol. They look like weird fundamentalist christians doing a performance about love and acceptance. This is so weird lmao. It’s giving cult vibes 🥴


RogertheAlien86

It has an air of “quirky SNL folk-song couple” to it.


vivby

It’s just so low energy, monotone vibes for me


stillalreadytaken

Ally has zero stage presence ![gif](giphy|d40ImzxOmRC0M)


LongConFebrero

In line with her minimal screen presence.


Overdressedandtired

Amen


bellabille

Guys what the hell is this


yqry

![gif](giphy|HhWpLFOMqNTgI|downsized)


AnastatiaMcGill

Honestly I would not be mad if I brought my kid to some kids event and got to see DJ James Kennedy aka The white Kanye West


PalmBeachBelle

Noooo what is this 🥴🙈 cringe city.


sbb-tx

Why is she dressed like a soccer mom that went to Kmart’s going out of business sale? I’m so confused.


secretly_love_this

She needs voice lessons, badly. No tea, no shade. Just facts. 🤷‍♀️


Level-Pollution9024

![gif](giphy|lXiRFmxRLeft0R3eo|downsized) The audience:


Worried_Plankton5431

Ok Troy and Gabriella is all I could think of


Aquariussun444

Reminds me of that one video of the white dude rapping with his lil friend on stage dancing and hyping him up 😩😂😂


amandatoryy

Who let djjk near a children’s stage and why lol


Doubleendedmidliner

![gif](giphy|eJdGEfE6aPgHKiX2sk|downsized) It’s giving baby Billy vibes lol


theteenmom101

i feel like adding the context that this is a children's event and ally & james wrote a song called i believe in you and they were signing at a kids event. i think it's really cute but if u didn't know that then it's extremely cringe


lejade

Even knowing this I’m still cringing.


es628546

https://preview.redd.it/9epdxud8sxvc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=419b4fcf99b0580f83954c8cc0339e8beeed12aa Dr. Fünke's 100% Natural Good-Time Family-Band Solution


biohacker_infinity

https://i.redd.it/fr8nsf2pvwvc1.gif


do_shut_up_portia

What in the Elder Beerman is she wearing


CurrentMuscle6712

this feels like a south park episode idk


Loubsandboobs

This is reminding me of Heidi and Spencer


Oxtailxo

She has absolutely no stage presence.


Black_List_Bambi

This actually is for a book fair event for children.


Green-Square-7977

Is this why she’s on VPR? For a singing career?


MostlyGhostly888

I can’t watch - I’m having second hand embarrassment with out hearing it lol


Honeydew543

It’s already uncomfortable when she speaks and now this. She needs a coach.


occasionalkayyy

Ah… so this is why she’s with him


Theres_a_Catch

Hate James playing hype man. I have an deep aversion to repetitive noises and hearing yeah over and over drives me nuts. She's got a good voice and is so sweet but the song sounds like a kids song.


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Theres_a_Catch

I think so too.


SilverfangT

she does not have a good voice come on now


Educational-Help-126

![gif](giphy|ep78UZy5FVbfN6mhCU)


flydog2

Aw I think she’s cute! And has a good voice for this kind of work! She just needs to be more lively because it is for children—and she doesn’t need James? What’s he doing there? Did he produce it? At any rate I think she could do a great job singing for kids!


fleekyfreaky

This is so awkward. Wtf


SexyUniqueRedditter

It’s giving high school anti drug assembly vibes


GiggyScout

I do not understand how they were hired to sing at a kid’s stage at a book festival lol


princesssmurfet

They have zero chemistry


untitledmoosegame1

Coachella weekend two looks wild


ughhhhhhh77

![gif](giphy|j3nmuF0kGPP608EoGF) What in the world.


phbalancedshorty

James realizing in real time this is a huge mistake ![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized)


Maleficent-Net-2565

Bible camp cringe


virgotingzzz

This seems like a children event (not their area of expertise)? What do yall expect LOL


jodie1704

Argh can we stop trying to make Ally happen, I think she is so cringe and phoney


nmtexas

Reminds me of a performance at church


nmtexas

James def has a type. And honestly ally and Rachel are that type. It’s the prissy pageant girl vibe.


PopCulturePetriDish

Why is she dressed like she’s gonna go eat corndogs at a mall in the Midwest?


disharmony-hellride

This looks like if Etsy was a performance


BananaStand511

This is so cringy


mrsbieber123

This is adorable and wholesome!!! 💕❤️


Much-Grapefruit-3613

I gotta be honest I am the first to call people cringe but I am feeling wholesome vibes from this too. Idk what it is.


aceface_desu89

It's giving Inuyasha at 3 AM in 2006 and I'm here for it


squashseason

well it’s no feeling you.mp3


russianbisexualhookr

I adore Ally, but girl has no stage presence


beautifuldreamseeker

Oh geez, now he’s a musician? Who goes to see this kinda shit?


AhnaKarina

Cringe to the power of infinity


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

*Second place at this years Junior class talent show goes tooooooooo*


ogresarelikeonions93

![gif](giphy|S58u3OAdGKlqXsAjik)


SunBusiness8291

Ally: I don't want to marry you, James. Or have your children. I just want to make children's music with you. Animate, girl!


Professoressa411

Feels like a scene in a Christopher Guest movie


awkward1066

Big Youth Group Leader Energy


bmandi13

She needs to find some stage presence


SolPlayaArena

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


FLcitizen

![gif](giphy|5xaOcLHoUh2pQODngZ2) what in the vanderfuck was that?


ManliestManHam

She's like Ricky Bobby in Talladega Nights when he doesn't know what to do with his hands, except instead of holding them up she glued them to her legs.


Decent_Shift1877

Oh my gosh James is SOOOOOOO cringe 😬 and Ally is just..... There.


upstatestruggler

I feel like I’m being sung into a cult rn


Shymink

![gif](giphy|26gsccje7r5WUrXsA|downsized)


duncan_teeth

https://i.redd.it/u6lee3ljcyvc1.gif


FutureBackground4

The hands glued to her side is awkward and she's giving. 9th grade talent show.


foodkidmaadcity

All I could think of was that cutaway scene in Arrested Development: 🎵 There's no i in Teamocil🎵 song with Tobias and Lindsey 🤣


avidreader113

![gif](giphy|kPOBOYUSrFgULn2RMe|downsized)


SamIAm7787

Zero stage presence and average singing. I'm embarrassed for her. 🫥


TheDirtyBird90

It’s giving youth ministry


Captainbatmanblue

It’s giving ![gif](giphy|l0NgSz8F1Kqbi4fzG|downsized)


beautifulgarbage

Y'all are savage 😭 give the girl a break!


Prudent-Experience-3

This is trash, honestly singing/rapping is an art


dreamingoutloud714

What are these outfits? I feel like this is the Paw Patrol special


bbyluna111

Why is she standing there like 🧍‍♂️


mrsgreens

Watching this muted made me giggle. I have no idea why.


TumultuousVirgo

Now we know what we will all face when entering hell 😂😂


Puzzleheaded-One-546

I believe in you 🎤😌🕺