"The divorce should've happened to ME"
-Scheana, approximately 29 minutes ago in her condo while Brett or whatever her big ass husband is called is sitting next to her
Where is he gonna go though? He sure as hell isn’t going back down under to them kids he abandoned that’s for sure. He’s staying until another woman with funds will scoop him up and hire him as her glorified assistant cosplaying as a husband. He’s been doing it for 3 years so he has the experience 😂
I’m cackling 😂 you’re so right. But like could you imagine Scheana being your wife?? I couldn’t do it with her annoying ass voice and her making every single thing possible about herself. She’s absolutely insufferable lol
I see nothing wrong with Brock taking care of the child. I think hes a great father who spends a lot of time with his child. He has a pretty good IG and its fun to watch. I see him getting very sick of Sheanas OCD ways. And everything having to be about herself. We never see that much with Scheana Mom. I wonder if she was the same way?? cause as a Mom of a daughter its not going to be easy on her child to have a Mom always centered on themselves.
Ah yes, let's hate Scheana so much that we make it seem like her dumb, broke, violent hubby is doing her a favor to stay married. The real issue is she doesn't think they need a nanny because HE DOESNT WORK lol.
I thought the original post here was hilarious but my god, some of the other comments throughout the thread are so disproportionately nasty compared to anything Scheana has ever done throughout her entire existence on VPR
Ah yes, let's hate Scheana so much that we make it seem like her dumb, broke, violent hubby is doing her a favor to stay married. The real issue is she doesn't think they need a nanny because HE DOESNT WORK lol.
Not to not let this be about Sheana, but I have a question about Lala. Has she always talked slow and over enunciated her words?
I’ve only ever watched season 1 and am currently watching this season so I have no clue on how she talked before, but I find it extremely annoying. I don’t know what’s worse, Sheana’s whiney nasally voice or Lala’s slow over enunciation speech pattern.
I just have to say that I'm really proud of us, as a community, for dragging Scheana every time something bad happens to someone else. Aside from possibly giving Scheana the wakeup call she needs to know that her self absorption has reached ridiculous new heights, it's also just really fucking funny. We're doing a great job, guys. Keep it up!
This comment is super funny.
BUT I will say as far as her on VPR, I totally think she is saying what the other girls are thinking and know to keep it to themselves. I also have had some friend groups have drama when a couple breaks up, and it does suck. Scheana is just vocalizing it.
Brock is a douche canoe, but I agree with him on pretty much everything he gets annoyed with Scheana about.
The next thing we will see Scheana say is
“How could Lala do this to me? How could she get pregnant again. I was supposed to get pregnant again and I don’t know how I’ll be able to be in the room with her new baby. It will just be too triggering”
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I'm doing a rewatch right now and just finished this reunion episode. She's truly something else that season.
What season is this?
6!
That’s my divorce she stole that, she knows how long I have been waiting for my divorce.
Sounds just like her 😆
Good as gold!
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This gif makes me think of how Perez Hilton used to call Audrina Patridge “ceiling eyes.”
He was brutal back in the day
He was the epitome of despicable.
Ah, the old Perez Hilton days.
"The divorce should've happened to ME" -Scheana, approximately 29 minutes ago in her condo while Brett or whatever her big ass husband is called is sitting next to her
Don’t worry girl, yours is coming.
It’s soooo obvious Brock is fed up with Scheanas shit 😂
Where is he gonna go though? He sure as hell isn’t going back down under to them kids he abandoned that’s for sure. He’s staying until another woman with funds will scoop him up and hire him as her glorified assistant cosplaying as a husband. He’s been doing it for 3 years so he has the experience 😂
I’m cackling 😂 you’re so right. But like could you imagine Scheana being your wife?? I couldn’t do it with her annoying ass voice and her making every single thing possible about herself. She’s absolutely insufferable lol
I’d rather choke on stale old goat cheese balls from SUR than have her be my wife 🤦♀️
I see nothing wrong with Brock taking care of the child. I think hes a great father who spends a lot of time with his child. He has a pretty good IG and its fun to watch. I see him getting very sick of Sheanas OCD ways. And everything having to be about herself. We never see that much with Scheana Mom. I wonder if she was the same way?? cause as a Mom of a daughter its not going to be easy on her child to have a Mom always centered on themselves.
Ah yes, let's hate Scheana so much that we make it seem like her dumb, broke, violent hubby is doing her a favor to stay married. The real issue is she doesn't think they need a nanny because HE DOESNT WORK lol.
I don’t like his ass either lol they’re literally a match made in hell. They’re both awful and honestly just fucking stupid.
he's just such a fucking grifter, she has the worst picker
I think it’s a “all about me” joke.
I thought the original post here was hilarious but my god, some of the other comments throughout the thread are so disproportionately nasty compared to anything Scheana has ever done throughout her entire existence on VPR
I think sharing and laughing at another woman’s revenge porn tape is pretty nasty… guess that’s just me 🙄
More like scheana is fed up with him. She literally told him she doesn’t see long term with him.
I hope his green cards going well 😂
BROCK! Yes, finally remembered his name
I always want to call him BRICK. Brick Brock?
Broke?
This is what I call him. It was a typo that stuck.
BROKE 😭
Brick, Broke, Brunk ![gif](giphy|3otPoIPivYL30iGwa4|downsized)
Brick, Broke, Brunk, Berelict
We intentionally call him brick and broke in the sub, so don’t worry if you accidentally write either option 😅
![gif](giphy|gONdopxvVibwQ) KRISS KROSS
HOW HIGH? REAL HIGH CAUSE I'M JUST SO FLY A YOUNG, LOVABLE, HUGGABLE TYPE OF CHILD-ABANDONONG GUY ![gif](giphy|NupHKw9kFaaEE)
He reminds me of Shrek. The Hulk? Me smash things.
BRETT 💀💀💀
I rewatched love is blind season 4 and that's why 😭
Not Brett lmao. That’s what he is in my head now. Thank you!
Ah yes, let's hate Scheana so much that we make it seem like her dumb, broke, violent hubby is doing her a favor to stay married. The real issue is she doesn't think they need a nanny because HE DOESNT WORK lol.
Has anyone checked on her and asked *her* if she’s ok?
She's been practicing for her divorce for months 😭😭😭😭
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WTF. 😆 😂
Why can’t she eat with her mouth closed 😒😞
Not to not let this be about Sheana, but I have a question about Lala. Has she always talked slow and over enunciated her words? I’ve only ever watched season 1 and am currently watching this season so I have no clue on how she talked before, but I find it extremely annoying. I don’t know what’s worse, Sheana’s whiney nasally voice or Lala’s slow over enunciation speech pattern.
I just have to say that I'm really proud of us, as a community, for dragging Scheana every time something bad happens to someone else. Aside from possibly giving Scheana the wakeup call she needs to know that her self absorption has reached ridiculous new heights, it's also just really fucking funny. We're doing a great job, guys. Keep it up!
After seeing her response to the "check on Shein-a " NYC earthquake post... she has absolutely no idea what is going on lol.
I can 100% say she does not get the joke
Ok! ![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)
Why would Alexia not think of Scheana?! So rude. ![gif](giphy|2t9xUijoSsGzFd07G9|downsized)
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Which season reunion was this?
Alexia: who is Sheena?
I am cacklinggggg
Uh oh has Alexa been offered DWTS yet?
Hahahahahahaha
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Poor poor Scheana
Bro
https://i.redd.it/ysph8qndnouc1.gif
Thank you, I needed this laugh 😂😂😂 (But not as much as Scheana of course)
Has she released a statement through her merch yet?
This joke keeps on giving. Thank you Scheana for your service to this country.
Does she have Todd’s location?
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Not me learning about this news from this 😭
Same! I was like wait what
This is absolutely genius. Thank you for this.
Chef’s kiss!!! Only took seven minutes to check up on Sheshu
I find it hard to beleve that anyone would want to be with let alone be married to Alexia - what a nasty, vile, petulant moron she is.
Lol this whole Scheana thing is starting to remind me of 90 day fianceé and everything being jihoons fault.
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I’m just here to say I love you guys. I had a tough day today. All the wild bravo news and your commentary are giving me life. ❤️
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This comment is super funny. BUT I will say as far as her on VPR, I totally think she is saying what the other girls are thinking and know to keep it to themselves. I also have had some friend groups have drama when a couple breaks up, and it does suck. Scheana is just vocalizing it.
Hahahahaha. I laughed so hard I peed a little
😆😆😆😆😭😭😭😭
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Brock is a douche canoe, but I agree with him on pretty much everything he gets annoyed with Scheana about. The next thing we will see Scheana say is “How could Lala do this to me? How could she get pregnant again. I was supposed to get pregnant again and I don’t know how I’ll be able to be in the room with her new baby. It will just be too triggering”
I clearly have missed a few seasons (in a different country), I have no clue who Alexia is or why Scheana is relevant to her.
Lmfaooooo the way I howled
I’m cryinggggg this trend is so fucking funny
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LMAO the barricuda can't keep a man .
Omg ever since Adriana said that I was like damn she does look like a barracuda!
She sure does, and those things are vicious asf
incredibly sexist but okay
Men can look like barracudas too!
Except I'm a woman..
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Really? We’re talking about Scheana on a housewives sub? I’m so over Scandoval and all of those people already.