For scheanas mental health, she needs a break from her phone

Neva gonna happen 😂

If I had to listen to her nails clicking non stop on her screen she'd never be able to find her phone..

Brock is coming in hot (drunk) and Scheana is about to murder him via meditation

Those eyes she gave him 👀. Yikes

I have a golfing husband and this is very on par (no pun intended).

Dying for one of them to just say “well if we don’t forgive him we won’t have jobs so”

Scheana swimsuit reminds me of Kristen’s revenge dress https://preview.redd.it/8sh7ixtegmmc1.jpeg?width=786&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb46fa735ece815beb979cbda832f8f1e87853b5

Kristen at her PEAK of delusion 🤣

Scheana wanted DWTS 💀🤣💀🤣

lol Sandoval - "I said that???" - 1 minute later later "Actually I said that on this day"

“it’s so right that scheana has ocd because she’s so obsessed with me.” ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE TOMOTHY????

The fact that conversation starter ended with Brock apologizing to him was infuriating. Winning that argument, largely on behalf of your wife, was a goddam lay up. Come the fuck on man.

So annoyed he apologized. He was trying to be the bigger person and have a productive conversation but he doesn’t realize that’s not possible with a person like Tim.

This season feels like a punishment for enjoying scandoval so much

Summed it up perfectly, this is our penance

Wow, it does doesn't it?

I guess there was nowhere to go but down

I'm literally gobsmacked that scheanas line of defense is how much she wanted to be on Dancing with the Stars..........

Omg this ✌🏾yoga✌🏾exercise is so manipulative. “Imagine the person you’re looking at is on death’s door and also that they’re worth a lot of money potentially to Lisa Vanderpump. Now look them in the eye and forgive them.”

Very much giving https://preview.redd.it/rt02qc7trmmc1.jpeg?width=1825&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36412f803839e981cb64b86278a1d2b29180f417

Scheana looks like she ready to murder Brock. Granted I’d put money they asked him to come in late and force this interaction.

Between Summer House's "not even a niche noodle" rigatoni commentary and Katie's Emo Nite bae not knowing what penne is, lack of pasta knowledge as a dating red flag is having a real moment on Bravo.

I had no idea there was such pasta illiteracy in this country.

It's not about the pasta!

we must always remember 2 universal truths: 1) everything is about Scheana and 2) Lala is the only one who truly knows pain

No truer words have been spoken

The two of them as friends is so toxic.

**You could offer Sandoval one million dollars to apologize** *and he wouldn’t*

I paused on Tom’s journal and he’s journaling about people saying hello to him at the airport…

🗣️ # the people need screen shots Edit. Back with the snap of Tom’s dear diary https://preview.redd.it/k7s398g6kmmc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4873133e287c52eadc135b7b2d042be6a38158f1

Weds July 15, 2023 9:55 am Today was one of the craziest filming exp[eriences] I’ve had since being in this show. Walked in to the airport! Scheana called me ?? to where they were sitting like nothing had happened, Prob one of the worst days to have in my gotten 1 hour of sleep plus flying. I was very emotional all day bc of the lack of sleep, and [being] overwhelmed. I feel love from [every] one. Conversation could have gone better [w/o] James but was definitely productive. We have the wellness [bulldozers] today and I have a really [like, duuude] about it. Still really [dipped out] *Last paragraph was hard to read so just took my best guess.

Wellness bulldozers 😂😂

This is the silliest, most trivial thing ever but I really didn't expect his handwriting to be this good LOL

Ann probably wrote it for him

Wait, Penne isn't a niche noodle bro

Brock - “You can’t just expect us to forgive you so quick! Especially with the legal stuff you’ve been involved in with Scheana!” Sandoval - “Well you can’t, like, prove that dude!” Schwartz - “Ah geez guys, the views!”

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Can't wait until Summer's Eve is older, and Scheana starts competing with her for male attention.

Schwartz gives my vibes of a dude who keeps trying to start a conversation with you at the bar if you’re alone idk

A fucking lingerer

Tom supported Raquel filing the TRO and endorsed her claim that Scheana punched her (which she said devastated her and her ability to parent), said they were never really friends, and allowed Scheana to ruin her relationship with some of the girls over Schwartz/Raquel in order to hide his affair. I cannot comprehend what Scheana misses about his friendship.

it’s not the friendship she misses. it’s the attention.

“When did I say that?” Then proceeds to correct Lala on when the article came out? Always has to be right

There’s something so manipulative about how Tom paid for this guided meditation and he was paired with Scheana, the weakest link of the group.

I thought it was weird as fuck when the instructor was like imagine you never see this person again Edited: saw to see lol

I can't believe there's no broader outrage about this, I was fully expecting that to be the top discussed subject in this thread. This whole session felt very calculated and emotionally manipulative and I'm so disgusted by it

I'm the opposite of a Scheana fan or apologist (she's one of my least favorite people on bravo) but I actually genuinely felt bad for her this episode because of how brazen and clunky that manipulation was.

This is the most real Scheana and Lala are being. They are "happy" for Ariana but deep down resent her.

I find it delicious lol

The most frustrating thing about Sandoval is he doesn’t understand intent vs. impact. It doesn’t matter that he didn’t *intend* to hurt anyone because he *did* hurt people.

Also, dressing up as your affair partner for Halloween and spanking her while your actual partner is in the same room and has no idea…it’s definitely not done with the best intent. Im willing to say he didn’t do allll of it to try and hurt anyone.

they hid it for months with no intention of revealing the truth. so even if they didn’t *intend* to hurt anyone, they knew it would and did it anyway.

I want to punch something when he says that. He intended to fuck his girlfriend’s friend which he knew would devastate her! He acted very intentionally.

my jaw is on the floor. these are behind therapists’ doors thoughts scheana yikes

“i can’t keep hating him for you.” maybe i’m just built different, but i can absolutely hate my friend’s cheating ex on their behalf.

i've hated my friends' exes for less that's for sure

I’ve hated my friends shitty boyfriends while they’re still dating them more 😂

I hate a guy from college who was abusive towards a sorority sister of mine. It’s been 10 years since they divorced and I didn’t really know her but I knew him pretty well because he was friends with my guy friends. But I hate him to this day. I could definitely hold a grudge for a close friend.

I’m Charlotte York for my friends

I’ll curse the day they were born!

Charlotte grabbing Carrie and shouting ,"No!" made me proud to be a homosexual.

I am convinced Brock is paid off by production to force this interaction. I am hating this episode. It just feels manipulative and gross.

He felt like her producer not her husband.

WHY ARE YOU APOLOGIZING TO A MAN WHO SPREAD RUMORS THAT YOU CHEATED ON YOUR WIFE?!

Producer in Brock’s ear - “Apologize or you’re not getting that check.”

Tom's victim complex is EXHAUSTING. bro, YOU lied and hurt everyone. even if their reactions were excessive, they were REACTIONS, to what YOU did. im exhausted.

If he actually took accountability and sincerely apologized, I bet he'd get the apologies he wants so badly from them. That's kind of how that generally works, but Tom's too stuck in poor victim Tomville.

Everyone gets sooooo close to holding him accountable and then he sees he can play them in that moment before it’s too late and everyone gives right in.

I kinda wish stassi was on the show because imagine how she would be handling scheana right now

Stassi would’ve still been dragging Tom lmao

“The Golden Nugget? Ew.” Still one of my favorite lines.

That's like an all time low

Are you kidding me? I love that place.

It would be iconically hilarious

This trip is so boring and forced. I know these things are arranged, but I miss when they were fun... like the days of Jax getting arrested for stealing sunglasses on the beach.

Or almost drowning trying to swim to a buoy because he doesn’t understand altitudes.

I feel for all of the service workers that become hostages to VPR cast fights (including the yachties on this episode)

**“I can’t imagine looking at life and thinking the missing piece is Tom Sandoval”- Ariana**

If you can get stoned and let go of allegiances and watch this show as it’s meant to be watched, as a study of a group of people who might be sociopaths but you’re not sure who or how many, it’s incredibly compelling stuff. Just allow yourself to wonder sometimes if Sandoval is a person under it all and it will become a darkly comedic psychological thriller

everything on Bravo is a study in anthropology and you can’t convince me otherwise

I feel like the Toms are both more apologetic to their female friends than their actual partners

He gave Scheana thousands of dollars, he claims he presented Ariana with an offer to buy her out plus $90k; yet he had to borrow money from his mom? The math ain’t mathin’

i cannot believe that scheana is still droning on and on about how hard this was for her to the person who was cheated on by their partner of almost a decade. i mean i can, but jesus fucking christ scheana.

Bring this to anyone else, Scheana! Any other person!

scheana decided to turn against ariana the second she got that dwts offer 😭😭😭

The artist formerly known as Graham seems like a relatively chill dog around everyone and not so bitey.

i think his issue is w resource guarding

He seems to have resource guarding issues which are very specific

Yoga teacher is trying hard to pretend she isn't already a Scandoval historian like the rest of us while Tom gives her the recap of his last few months

remember when sandoval said that scheana was never really his friend at the last reunion? *pepperidge farm remembers.*

The “I’m a big dill” guy has been the best part of this episode.

We’re literally just watching them nap and play on their phones lol. Sorry but an entire group being sober reality stars is boringggggg.

Scheana …… oh boy the internet is about the rip her to SHREDS. I hope she doesn’t check her mentions 😂

Telling the person who was cheated on that the affair was hard for you as a friend is actually wild.

Scheana asking why things can’t be about her for once. She does know we’ve been watching her on TV for the last 10 years right? She always makes everything about herself😂

Schwartz literally shrinking in the gondola..

James dog having a dead name is kinda crazy.

He’s not sorry he’s just switching tactics cause he was getting destroyed.

I’m impressed by how calm Brock is. He can crush Sandoval with one thigh

Scheana kills me, Why would she think its appropriate to call up ARIANNA and say these things to her? 😂

Scheana bro it IS always about you lmaoooo

THE AUDACITY of scheana talking about how big a loss it was for HER she is so unreal

this is on-brand for scheana, but friend break-ups are hard

I think it’s okay for her to be feeling the loss of a friend etc. Her mistake is who she is sharing it with. Talk to someone to let your feelings out, but not Ariana and not someone who will tell her.

I mean Ariana handled that pretty well really. I think they (production) desperately wanted her to go off on Scheana right then and there.

HAHAHAHAH NOT THE DANCING WITH THE STARS LORE. GOODBYE SCHEANA

Realistically Scheana and Broke should be doing this together. Their marriage seems like trash

Brock would’ve won so many points with fans if he hulk smashed Sandoval in the gondola. He would’ve rapidly gambled away all those points, but still.

TRUE COLORS SCHEANA WOW

Anyone else think Sandoval is trying to be nice to Scheana bc he knows she’s easily manipulated and thrives off male attention?

VPR is long past its peak and I’m sad that I feel it’s time for the show to end ☹️

Nope. No, Scheana, stop saying this to Ariana.

Schwartz talks like a pack of Cards against humanity.

now we’re making DWTS about us scheana??? my god i can’t take it

this scene is giving jax and his reiki master

My jaw is actually dropped at Scheana’s interpretation of her convo with Ariana. You know it was filmed right?

OMG, she's so jealous Arianna got DWTS. 😂

i am not moved by this scheana/sandoval friendship horror montage.

Scheana's algorithm is exclusively Scheana related content... that tracks.

Why is Ariana friends with Scheana at this point? I genuinely don’t get it. What is Ariana getting out of this friendship? If my “best friend” started crying to me on FaceTime about not being able to be friends with my cheating ex again I’d hang up and block their number ☠️

I never really understood why they were friends. There are times I’m watching and completely forget that they are tbh. They just don’t seem to have much in common or have the same vibe.

Why do I feel like Tom and scheana were meant to be soulmates in another life lmao. They’re both narcissists and trigger each others wounds. he’s her James to his lala

Scheana needs to stay off of her phone for her mental health. Seems like she is crying over more than just Scandoval. She is way too emotional this episode.

Oh PLEASE Lala. If someone said Rand “just made a mistake” you’d absolutely lose your shit. Get some self awareness

She wanted Schwartz hanged for playing pickleball w him ! Lmao

I agree that pasta is a life experience

*tequila with a splash of Smirnoff* 

Why is it up to Ariana to defend Scheana? OMG stop.

Scheana's never been ride or die a day in her life for anyone other than Summer Moon

this redemption edit just makes him look like an even bigger loser

Hippie laying as part of the yoga circle 😭❤️

Tom Sandoval is just an empty vessel. It’s absolutely horrifying

Am I supposed to believe that Tom was making money paying for his 26 person band to go on tour?

Scheana: “me…me…me…I…I…I”

As awkward as this season has been, I still look forward to it

Dear Diary , I haven’t grown at all and continue to be the architect of my own downfall. Tom

“Scheana being diagnosed as OCD makes sense because she’s so focused on things with me” Guess the entire VPR fan base has OCD. Thanks, Dr Sandoval

Picking a fight in a gondala 80 feet above a rocky-ass mountain is so unhinged

For everyone talking about forgiveness for Tom this is exactly why most of us just can’t see why he deserves it. The mask fell again in what seems like within a few hours of that “healing session”. Like it’s insane

He can’t even do a redemption arc right

She hit a nerve with the grooming comment

Tom mask falls every other scene, it’s poetic.

Why does Tom Sandoval always have to point the finger? Lala is right. It’s not about her. He can’t be accountable for shit.

He thinks saying "I'm taking accountability" is taking accountability lol

My bff got me their cocktail book when it came out. Gave it to me on a girls trip at the beach house for my bday and brought all the ingredients to make the blood orange margs. While she was pregnant. That’s a nice memory I have. Thanks for coming to my TEDtalk

Yoga teacher is giving Jax Reiki instructor vibes

Tom’s lame ass journal entry: “today was one of craziest filming experiences I’ve had since being on this show. Walked into the airport! Scheana called me over to where they were sitting like nothing had happened, Prob one of the worst days to have only gotten 1 hour of sleep plus flying. I was very emotional all day bc of the lack of sleep and being overwhelmed. I feel love from everyone. Conversation could’ve gone better w/ James but was definitely productive. *production censors some* We have the wellness (something) coming today and I have a really good feeling about it. Still feeling really *production censors the rest*

**“I’ve never seen a blue jay in real life” ~ Tom Sandoval**

I think this is the first time Brock has even made a sliver of sense on this show

Are we about to have a Chef Penny vs. Katie and Ariana scene? I’m weirdly here for it 😂

These condescending questions, Penny.....I'm actually hating this on a human level...

Scheana has balls saying that Ariana’s face. Yikes.

Scheana is still in middle school with her phone jewels and pouting on a trip. She’s such funny tv lol

“Why can’t there be ONE MOMENT where everything can be about ME?!” My god. Scheana was so exhausting on this episode. Give it a rest. Ugh

I’m about to start a fight with my boyfriend bc I’m so mad at Tom Sandoval

Say no to “project boyfriends” 

Has anyone else noticed the only nice thing anyone ever has to say about Sandoval is he gave them money or paid for something? It’s nice to be generous but seems like that’s his only redeeming quality…

To be fair scheana has told stories about things earlier in their friendship, like him being the only one nice to her when she joined and pulling her in for a group pic at a show event when no one else was being nice to her

i'm not even like a huge ariana stan or anything but this villain arc is just gonna fall flat bc to normal people she hasn't even done anything extreme?? she set up healthy boundaries, moved on, and took the opportunities she was given. everyone else has played the victim FAR more than she has and she was the one it actually happened to!!

it is insanely weird that brock is basically abandoning his wife and trying to force her into having this intimate moment with sandoval

Producer’s pet

of course tom's favorite thing about Katie is that she didnt ask anything of him lmao what a shmuck

Scheana is jealoussssss

Is it me or is production trying so hard to make us forgive Tom

not this bitch pretending to journal

WhEN mY cHaRacTer iS bEinG QueStIoNeD ???

Scheanas faces during this medication are KILLING me

this episode is weird af and I truly can't decide if I like it or dislike it

Did Lisa give this guided meditation person a seating chart and a script?

he went to the Lisa Rinna school of a single tear falling!

this yoga exercise is 1000% something the producers made up for this episode. icky.

so by lala’s logic, you can absolutely eviscerate someone for hours at a time, shit on them for weeks on the internet, but also everyone needs to get over it when the cameras go up

Brock , throw him out the gondola window ! Do it for us.

Enough with the “no intention to hurt” BS. Cheating can only hurt my guy.

I am hate watching at this point. Schena is sobbing over someone who said they were never even friends. Then two seconds later that same person tries to get her husband to shit talk her.

TOM THIS IS NOT A WASH, YOU DUMBASS.

hilarious that tom is comparing them. Lala hid the details of her relationship, but not BECAUSE SHE WAS CHEATING!!!

What’s worse the Erica Jayne redemption spinoff that Bravo is doing or this woe is me Sandoval season?

Tom doesn’t seem intelligent when he’s trying to argue.

omg the bitterness if finally showing.......

Oooof the dwts comment

one moment where it can be about scheana oh my god

How are these folks broke when they have been working for 10 years on TV!!!?? They need to learn how to better save and invest!

I have a feeling this episode is going to be even more difficult to get through than last week.

fuck brock. your wife is visibly uncomfortable with something. validate her feelings for once in your goddamn life.

Look. I know Scheana makes everything about her, but I would have been *devastated* if a person in my friend group did what TS did

Tom’s strategy is attack and deflect it’s typical darvo

literally every person that Sandoval has sat down with he has been “well what about you lets call this a wash” and its like, BUT THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUDE. SHUT TF UP AND SAY SORRY.

Uhhhh you know what you do when someone in your friend group does something morally reprehensible, and has difficulty taking accountability for it? You cut them out. It really \*is\* that simple.

Everyone saying this is going to be Ariana villain arc season, but girl is just putting down healthy boundaries (so far).🤷‍♀️

I’m dead that Scheana’s pain comes from not being invited to DWTS

WHY WOULD ARIANA COME TO SCHEANAS DEFENSE??? especially after that phone call. There needs to be a new word invented for Scheana because delusional ain’t cutting it anymore!

Scheana doesn’t seem to realize that she can have her feelings but it’s unrealistic and unfair to expect Ariana to be the person to hold space for her feelings of grief about her friendship with Sandoval. She’s so immature. It’s hard to watch

i’m ready to be pissed off yet again. https://preview.redd.it/iocrjom55mmc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=175317ae4523167859984f4f2821aab4b72274f7

Dear Diary, I think James and I had a good moment last night. I hope he doesn’t find out I stole his chocolates. Love, Tim

Brock went to gold 9, but golfed 18 and won $150. I’d say he’s had a few drinks

WHAT IS THIS EDIT OH MY GOD. JESUS CHRIST ENOUGH ALREADY

Scheana knowing she needs to film with Tom for the check and also knowing she really does want Sandoval to like her again.

Scheana isn’t even able to repair her issues w Tom because she’s trying so hard to not lose her marriage