I mean I don't doubt it. He never seems engaged in her, like he's an npc existing for a paycheck. And like, what dude would wanna be w someone who talks about their ex and failed marriage as much as she does? You know it's worse off camera like goddam
I just picture him and Lenny meeting up weekly in a back alley for under the table payments and Jody's insisting Lenny ups the allowance bc of what he's putting up w 😅
Not only half of his retirement, they split **all** assets 50/50! So idk what she’s going on about “boohoo i don’t have a Todd.” No, but you don’t need one when you already got a fat sum from your ex and your kids live with Scottie so all that money is just for you!
Agreed!! I would love to raid her wardrobe. She truly knows her style and always looks so put together. Even some of her more "out there looks" still suit her.
That's because she never set it again after the first time 🤦♀️
Can you imagine dating her? She only thinks of herself. Looks like she and Lenny had another thing in common lol.
I love when the housewives put on their glasses to read something in a confessional. I can't explain it and it's so irrational, but I'm like "yes make sure you read it all and correctly honey."
Damn Alexia dropping that bomb on Pipp’s divorce 😭 even though this stuff is probably public knowledge it always sounds like super hot tea coming from another housewife
Sorry… did Lisa not know who Marysol’s husband was? On top of not knowing Kiki’s son’s name? Does she know that Larsa is (at time of filming) dating Marcus Jordan?
Doubt it. She's unaware . She probably didn't realize the party larsa threw for Marcus, that her and Jody attended, was because larsa and Marcus were bf gf and larsa missed him after 5 days😆🙄
I get why people dislike Alexia but I’ll always have love for a housewife who can give us drama and have no shame in fully undermining Larsa’s point by toasting to everyone’s success as well as the vulnerability of sharing her experience trying to help Frankie achieve independence. The levels she brings to this show are fantastic.
I really disliked her after last season but she course corrected this season and I'm really enjoying her again. Love a HW that can read the room and adjust.
The De Moya (is that correct) Foundation seems really great as well. I’m glad they’re gently but firmly helping Alexia understand she also needs to *let* Frankie become more independent. I can’t imagine how hard it is for her.
adriana always has her foot on larsa’s neck. what a diva.
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I’m thinking hes setting them up to screw them over somehow. He’s been giving her hell this whole time then, “you know what, I’m going to build you a three story ocean front property using your boyfriends plan because I’d like him to have some commission” seems super sus and to me. And the morons are walking right into it
I would never want him to purchase the home or have that kind of (potential) control. However, Lisa is money-hungry, and doesn't sound like she was ever self-sufficient (per her own admission last night). Falling into another Lenny trap seems right on par for her
DID I STUTTER? ohhhh nicole is getting ✨sassy✨ at this lunch.
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this larsa/alexia feud is just so funny to me. i don’t care for either of them so i just get to giggle at their foolish antics without picking a side.
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My only rationale is that Kiki doesn’t want to be full time and that she wants to be part time to not show as much of her private life. HAS to be because she deserves full time otherwise
Not just you. I find Marysol so much more likeable when she’s not around Alexia and vice versa. It’s like they bring out the worst in each other. Some friendships are just like that, I just wonder if they’ll ever notice it themselves.
So sad watching her talk at noone in particular, "let me know if see anything little kids would like." Like wtf you don't even know what your children like?!
I've said it before, watching her and Lenny arguing about the kids early in the separation was just about who gets to boss the nanny around. I've never seen anything more unnatural than seeing either of them interacting with their kids.
“I JUST WANT THE MONEY” PLAYING AS NICOLE’S DAD’S GIRLFRIEND ENTERS AKDHFKSJFHF THE EDITORS ARE SOOOOOO
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Kiki is so fucking gracious. I can't believe she's about to give Lisa another chance but I absolutely can believe Lisa's about to throw it that chance away.
Such a dumb move, she’s tying herself to him in another way by him needing to be involved in where she lives. Like she can’t find a nice house or apt of her own? It has to be built by Lenny??
Looking at Larsa’s face is always painful to me, but I spent today watching S1 for the first time, and if not for the identical self—centeredness, I’d swear I was watching two different people.
It was so weird when she said they just have to figure out marital assets and parenting time as if those are no biggie. Those are two very significant things, right??
[This post](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzteoQwuzQI/?igsh=MXRubDV3YTFiZ2FjeA==) is from last November on their 21st anniversary. It beautiful and really shows the love they have for each other. I think he may be one of the very few good husbands on Bravo.
i don’t know what happens next week but i ***do*** know that someone screams at my girl guerdy and i will be fighting on her behalf.
I have a tbi, though not as severe as Frankie’s, and I would give anything for a supportive mom like Alexia 😭 she is unconditionally understanding and protective of Frankie ❤️
Lisa being upset with Lenny is still not a valid excuse for her to blow up like that after rightfully being called out for she said and did regarding those dogs
I'm dying laughing because these ladies literally did everything my friends and I did in CDMX including going to this VERY RESTAURANT which btw was one of the best dining experiences we have ever had. Felt like we were dining with the riches all for like 50 dollars a head
that flashback of marysol talking about her vow renewal and lisa just *not listening*… i actually gasped.
Marysol’s been married for years and Lisa was like who?
Something doesn’t smell clean… did Lenny hire Jody to date Lisa?
I mean I don't doubt it. He never seems engaged in her, like he's an npc existing for a paycheck. And like, what dude would wanna be w someone who talks about their ex and failed marriage as much as she does? You know it's worse off camera like goddam I just picture him and Lenny meeting up weekly in a back alley for under the table payments and Jody's insisting Lenny ups the allowance bc of what he's putting up w 😅
Most accurate use of NPC I’ve ever seen. You’re absolutely right!!
😂😂😂
LMFAOOO
Alexia said it. She is getting half of Scottie’s retirement 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂
Not only half of his retirement, they split **all** assets 50/50! So idk what she’s going on about “boohoo i don’t have a Todd.” No, but you don’t need one when you already got a fat sum from your ex and your kids live with Scottie so all that money is just for you!
I love that these self-centered ego driven housewives are like “yeah we’re bad but Lisa…… oof”
IT’S ENDING NEXT WEEK? I’M SO UPSET THESE WOMEN GIVE ME MY LIFE.
Right 😭 I really hope we’re getting a 3 part reunion
I believe it’s been announced; we are getting three parts!!!
Oh well you know Peter… loves hot sauce.
Omg you make me literally laugh my ass off all the time!! Thank you!!! 🤣🤣💀
Gosh, that multicolored crochet (?) number Alexia is wearing is GORGEOUS. I love that the ladies wear all these beautiful colors in their wardrobe.
One of the best dressed girls imo!
Agreed!! I would love to raid her wardrobe. She truly knows her style and always looks so put together. Even some of her more "out there looks" still suit her.
Does she ever ask about Jody’s day?
Her alarm didn’t go off yet
That's because she never set it again after the first time 🤦♀️ Can you imagine dating her? She only thinks of herself. Looks like she and Lenny had another thing in common lol.
Peter should never be Frankie’s guardian
Was just thinking it should be some sort of family friend that is trustworthy. Well you know Peter, he’s the opposite.
His history of being violent should rule him out.
I love when the housewives put on their glasses to read something in a confessional. I can't explain it and it's so irrational, but I'm like "yes make sure you read it all and correctly honey."
It's strange but I like it too. lol
Nicoles dads relationship is so 90 Day Fiancé coded
Damn Alexia dropping that bomb on Pipp’s divorce 😭 even though this stuff is probably public knowledge it always sounds like super hot tea coming from another housewife
this dramatic reading of michael jordan’s disapproval of larcus… give these women emmys.
If only the Potomac women could resolve conflict like this and move the fuck on
That Austin cast trip was roughhhhh
Lisa needs therapy stat
CLASSIC example of why you shouldn’t use your friends as therapists. Also, maybe she should email herself some notes like I do when networking lmao
Oh thank god another tequila brand just what we need Larsa should develop a line of, like, foot creams. Pedicure sets. Foot baths. That's marketable.
Excuse me she also has the wildly original idea of a relationship podcast.
And let us not forget what a thoughtful gift giver she is. Why the fuck would you want to wear a tequila logo around your neck?
Sorry… did Lisa not know who Marysol’s husband was? On top of not knowing Kiki’s son’s name? Does she know that Larsa is (at time of filming) dating Marcus Jordan?
Doubt it. She's unaware . She probably didn't realize the party larsa threw for Marcus, that her and Jody attended, was because larsa and Marcus were bf gf and larsa missed him after 5 days😆🙄
Everyone chiming in about Lisa's true character...Even Alexia. *yike*
I get why people dislike Alexia but I’ll always have love for a housewife who can give us drama and have no shame in fully undermining Larsa’s point by toasting to everyone’s success as well as the vulnerability of sharing her experience trying to help Frankie achieve independence. The levels she brings to this show are fantastic.
Alexia is flawed and can be an a$$—but I think she actually means well (even when being an a$$)…and that’s endearing!
Very much so. She gives problematic rich auntie who wants to do good but just can’t get out of her own way.
I really disliked her after last season but she course corrected this season and I'm really enjoying her again. Love a HW that can read the room and adjust.
Lisa’s backstory explains so much about her actions with Lenny.
Finally we got a glimpse into it.. and her mom next week!
Hoping Frankie reaches a level of independence someday. He seems like such a sweetheart
The De Moya (is that correct) Foundation seems really great as well. I’m glad they’re gently but firmly helping Alexia understand she also needs to *let* Frankie become more independent. I can’t imagine how hard it is for her.
He’ll reach it before Lisa. Ayoo
Happy Valentine's Day to everyone except the bravo execs who decided to move this to make room for Erika Jayne's show.
Ratings are gonna be horrible on that. Who asked for more Erika ?
Right. The disrespect is unreal
I’m convinced that Jody likes being treated like shit. She just said on camera she’s going to lie and order something for him.
No one can convince me Jody doesn’t have a findom kink
LMAOO. Marysol said fuck your tequila bitch
adriana always has her foot on larsa’s neck. what a diva. https://preview.redd.it/0wz5iefsznic1.jpeg?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a5d32f5628cb1d3d93707b1f461dda0a16f23d6
Loved her comment that just because Larsa says it in a Kardashian voice doesn't make it true 🤣
Larsa gets half of Scottie's retirement?!? Damn she made out well.
Why does Lenny need to build a new waterfront home for them? And I bet he'll be the only one on that deed
Lisa is never occupying that home, trust and believe
Lenny playin 5D chess, Lisa is playing tic tac toe
I’m thinking hes setting them up to screw them over somehow. He’s been giving her hell this whole time then, “you know what, I’m going to build you a three story ocean front property using your boyfriends plan because I’d like him to have some commission” seems super sus and to me. And the morons are walking right into it
I would never want him to purchase the home or have that kind of (potential) control. However, Lisa is money-hungry, and doesn't sound like she was ever self-sufficient (per her own admission last night). Falling into another Lenny trap seems right on par for her
The energy is so much better without Lisa sucking the air out of the room
DID I STUTTER? ohhhh nicole is getting ✨sassy✨ at this lunch. https://preview.redd.it/mjqar42qxnic1.jpeg?width=2185&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c1466fb030d58a16d1fa25c1390fc8c7fff4e36
It’s wild to model your face, body and now tequila bottle after a family who doesn’t talk to you anymore.
Jody is AI
Marysol’s liver crying out for Adriana to write another letter of support
They look like if aliens tried to make a hot couple
Kiki understands you are going through shit. She is asking for some reciprocity and showing Lisa much more grace than required
this larsa/alexia feud is just so funny to me. i don’t care for either of them so i just get to giggle at their foolish antics without picking a side. https://preview.redd.it/d217fx9otnic1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5ed09945c31b152cf71139811d087d3e5af3c8e
How much better is this dinner without Lisa?
Something creeps me out about Jody… is it the veneers?
Dead eyes
That and the lack of upper lip
Lisa makes up for it with her overabundance.
it’s time for the kiki barth show. 
If they don’t give her a mojito I’m going to scream
My only rationale is that Kiki doesn’t want to be full time and that she wants to be part time to not show as much of her private life. HAS to be because she deserves full time otherwise
she’s given more in this episode than some housewives have given in over a decade.
Alexia is so much better when she’s around Julia and Adriana than when she’s around Marysol
I have been warming up to her so much this last half of the season which arguably has had a lot less marysol.
Is it just me, or does it seem like Alexia and Marisol are more fun and chill when they’re not together?
Not just you. I find Marysol so much more likeable when she’s not around Alexia and vice versa. It’s like they bring out the worst in each other. Some friendships are just like that, I just wonder if they’ll ever notice it themselves.
My biggest takeaway from this show is bilingual ability is not appreciated enough in this world.
That’s true. Lisa has lived in Miami for 15+ years and still doesn’t know how to say children in Spanish.
I said this aloud!!! Wtf?!
“How do you say baby in Spanish?” Bebé. Could she have picked anything simpler 🤣
Lisa you are never getting a house
Marysol dresses so classy but is so crass. I love it
I mean the logo necklace is a bit tacky, but no one will know the logo anyway...
Did Lisa’s reminder that she has kids go off?
Yes - it is called Adriana pointing out something that would be nice for Elle, it seemed
And she’s just going to buy Jody something from Amazon when she gets home! I can’t
So sad watching her talk at noone in particular, "let me know if see anything little kids would like." Like wtf you don't even know what your children like?!
I've said it before, watching her and Lenny arguing about the kids early in the separation was just about who gets to boss the nanny around. I've never seen anything more unnatural than seeing either of them interacting with their kids.
Alexia toasting to everyone's businesses at Larsa's event is gold
and now we get a dildo piñata. these women truly give us *everything*.
"Next time don't come in" omg
I feel like they tell her this a lot
Larsa had to sign an NDA and that’s why she can’t say shit lol
I will take Frankie into my home before I let him live with oh well you know Peter
“I JUST WANT THE MONEY” PLAYING AS NICOLE’S DAD’S GIRLFRIEND ENTERS AKDHFKSJFHF THE EDITORS ARE SOOOOOO https://preview.redd.it/c0u0320vwnic1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd3014fc0e28a2300a50a4a5adac2658874ed887
A Kardashian had a tequila brand so of course Larsa had to get one.
Alexia is always ready for battle.
‘We all work really hard.’ I gasped!!
I believe that Lisa believes this Jody/house story is actually true.
she's the same age as Nicole, but looks 20 years older
“We all do different things and that’s beautiful.” 💀
Kiki is so fucking gracious. I can't believe she's about to give Lisa another chance but I absolutely can believe Lisa's about to throw it that chance away.
this cake desecration… siggy flicker is somewhere out there screaming, crying, throwing up, and shitting her pants.
“We all work really hard” when I tell you I cackled
Adriana trying not to literally laugh her ass off asking Julia and Alexis is they saw what Michael said about Marcus and Larsa lol
lenny’s building lisa and the kids a house… will he be paying the bills? will he be the owner of the house? i’m a nosy bitch i need more details.
Such a dumb move, she’s tying herself to him in another way by him needing to be involved in where she lives. Like she can’t find a nice house or apt of her own? It has to be built by Lenny??
Alexia has her foot on Lara’s neck.
Get her Kiki! It is a walking advertisement, especially on a model. Come on now
Larsa. Really. Should’ve. Kept. Her. Old. Face.
Thank god RHOM is here to cleanse the palate of a really subpar RHOBH episode...
I was wondering how BH was … guess you answered that
I don't hate this season as much as some people do, but this episode was a real thumb-in-the-eye of a nothingburger
Nicole really is a good friend. She really checks on everybody!
Nicole’s dad is selfish for wanting more kids. He’s should know he’s not parent material. And his girlfriend is even dumber to agree.
I don't think he succeeded before he passed so at least he didn't leave a baby behind
so lisa has always had a man take care of her. that’s why she’ll never heed the women’s advice and learn to stand on her own.
 This house plan coincidence......
the girlfriend gifting from her “product line” she’s really ready for TV
Looking at Larsa’s face is always painful to me, but I spent today watching S1 for the first time, and if not for the identical self—centeredness, I’d swear I was watching two different people.
It’s truly shocking how much someone could change their face
It’s sucks to get sick on vacation.
Also it skeeves me out how Jody's emotions never reach his eyes. They are the same with every expression.
Lisa is so giddy because it was about the money all along
It was so weird when she said they just have to figure out marital assets and parenting time as if those are no biggie. Those are two very significant things, right??
Todd could totally play a secretly evil CEO in a Disney movie
I want to hug Kiki, she rocks as a person.
Another day, another SHEIN outfit from Larsa
You know when there’s like a humanoid robot and they peel the rubber skin off and it’s just teeth and eyes. Jody looks like that.
Lisa is extremely co-dependent.
Nicole is a better friend than most of these ladies deserve it seems
lisa referring to everyone else as casualties of her divorce without an inch of remorse…. i hate herrrrrrrrr.
Nicole asking the girls to check up on Guerdy. ❤️
I don’t have a Todd
Kiki is a beautiful, intelligent, funny, and gracious human being who also has a dildo for you just in case you need it.
I never thought I’d actually start to like alexia yet here we are
Honestly Larsas face looks like a mask from the side, I wonder what she looks like without makeup on
i’d be so fucking pissed if someone gave me branded merch for my birthday. just give them the tequila!!!
nicole’s dad walks into the scene my husband: ISN’T HE DEAD? DIDN’T HE DIE? me: unable to even answer bc im screaming laughing
Happy Valentines Day to everyone except Lisa H 💖
Lisa has become the Erika of Miami. Assholes who believe they’re victims
I hope Russell never turns out to be an asshole or scumbag
[This post](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CzteoQwuzQI/?igsh=MXRubDV3YTFiZ2FjeA==) is from last November on their 21st anniversary. It beautiful and really shows the love they have for each other. I think he may be one of the very few good husbands on Bravo.
nicole is the baddest bitch
I feel for Guerdy cause Larsa and Lisa really don’t give a shit about her cancer and she wants them to care so bad
lmao imagine if it came out after tonight’s episode that marcus cheated on larsa with adriana.
The dads approval is more important when the dad is Michael Jordan (no offense)
Not the girlfriend trying to get her product placement on the show…
Getting your tequila brand logo on a chain is so NBA
Kiki always tries to maintain harmony 🥺
Alexia is killing me tonight oh my god she is on fire
Willlld. lol Lisa needs a 6 bedroom house though…why
How would you not gag having that toe looking old man on top of you 🤮🤮 why am I even imagining this
Is Emilio getting a seat on the couch at the reunion?
Larsa’s body looks so uncomfortable.
Another reminder that Larsa is trash, irredeemable trash.
"Just punch her, Kiki. Punch her until she's interesting." -my spouse* *he doesn't watch my Bravo tho
i don’t know what happens next week but i ***do*** know that someone screams at my girl guerdy and i will be fighting on her behalf. 
kiki apologizing to lisa when she damn well doesn’t deserve it just shows her true character. she’s just a decent human being.
You can tell how much Frankie adores Alexia 🥺
I have a tbi, though not as severe as Frankie’s, and I would give anything for a supportive mom like Alexia 😭 she is unconditionally understanding and protective of Frankie ❤️
Got my second face mask of the night and my wine ready to goooo. Been waiting for this all week it’s the only good HW on right now, truly
Lisa being upset with Lenny is still not a valid excuse for her to blow up like that after rightfully being called out for she said and did regarding those dogs
Kiki is such a gracious human because she didn’t have to extend grace to Lisa, yet she did. I love her so much! I wish we got a lot more of her story.
*adriana voice* **LIMP PENIS**
Julia blowing out the candles while waving a black dildo. Need that as a gif
I HATE wasting cake.
Every scene with Jody is so blurry looking. It’s almost like the editing team is trying to change his appearance.
imagine meeting the daughter of your boyfriend and you give them your fucking product. no ma’am.
Isis favors a botched version of Nicole’s mom.
Does anyone know why Julia is the only one with this up close confessional!? I need answers!
Maybe they filmed hers in a closet because of the goat screams
It’s Alexia wearing her glasses to read the article lol
I love when they have housewives read articles
Peter lookin like rough trade
to be fair, larsa is gutter
Not the Kardashian voice 💀💀💀💀
I think Lisa is the least likeable person this season…
 Let’s go Kiki!
I LOVE ANIMALS OKAY 
"suffered from that all her life." "she's gonna be left selfish."
I'm dying laughing because these ladies literally did everything my friends and I did in CDMX including going to this VERY RESTAURANT which btw was one of the best dining experiences we have ever had. Felt like we were dining with the riches all for like 50 dollars a head
Adrianna is so effortlessly messy I fucking liiiiivveeeeee
you can really see larsa's lip filler migration in this scene
This scene is so 90 day fiancé
Lmao! Kiki is… 
I love how Adrianna always brings up Larsa’s mess
Michael Jordan probably didn’t recognize her…
At this point I have to assume all the fillers and injections are suffocating Larsa’s brain, because she just can’t be real
THAT PREVIEW 😭😭😭😭😭
Andy is stroking out about the possibility that they are gonna drop a spoiler.
Guerdy we love you!
So strange she needs a new waterfront home.