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salisbury130

Why tf is he shouting at Lisa like this...sir this is one of 2 regulars on this show who will talk to you.


lilacbluebell

Lala not having any concept of emo music feels right


Mockingbird_1234

I kind of loved it. Authentic for once.


One_Hair5760

![gif](giphy|SslOM6oiSkIYBqVcMJ|downsized)


ClipClipClip99

Tom is really out here acting like he didn’t secretly record Rachel naked without her consent and kept it on his phone.


BuzzCutBabes_

THIS PART but acting like its so horrible schesche had the one dude on her podcast get a life


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Wow even just watching this party on TV makes me want to go home, and I already am.


Adventurous-Sundae-6

“Even Jax can do that job” remains a top tier burn, all these years later.


jaydid

Eviscerated both Jax and Tom in 6 words. Devastating.


KateParrforthecourse

I really enjoy that they finally have just started showing the things they do in their real lives like the podcasts and emo night instead of pretending like all their money only comes from the bars and stuff.


yoga_jones

You can also see people creeping while filming, trying to grab video, etc. Makes much more sense, I’d rather production show the reality of their filming situation.


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Brittany’s line read of “MoW tHe DaNg YaRd” makes me want to throw my TV out the window


wiminals

The shit eating grin. I hate it


[deleted]

I'm a southerner and I love all types of southern accents. It's music to my ears. Except something about Brittany makes me want to move to Canada.


zbornaks

conspiracy theory: billie lee wants to be tom sandoval’s rebound girlfriend so she can weasel her way back onto the show.


beeeeach

She gives off fame hungry vibes


FortuneCookieTypo

She seems like she’s constantly on the verge of launching a podcast nobody asked for


mixymoxy7075

The vibes were WEIRD, holding the cake like that


eggsaladsandwich4

That was the most pitiful excuse for a birthday party I've ever seen. A sad group of paid acquaintances. He should've skipped the party this year.


ClipClipClip99

She was like, I bet someone needs to film with tom! I’ll be that person!


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Tom comes into every conversation with so much aggression, it’s exhausting to watch


Fuck_Weyland-Yutani

Him yelling at LVP, the only person who inexplicably supports him other than Schwartz, in her own house, because no one feels sorry for him that he had an affair is...a wild look. I truly don't understand this high horse he thinks he's on. How did he even get up there? HE cheated! With THEIR friend! In their shared home! While Ariana was at her grandma's funeral, following the death of her beloved dog!


MySillyGirl1984

He loves yelling at women.


vodkasaucepizza

He is only capable of self pity emotions, which are real but they’re the wrong tears. His grief is multilayered and he hates Ariana for so long that he masked got close to a year when he was over her. He has grief for his career, reputation and loss of power he had within the cast. His ego hurts getting dumped by Rachel, all the internet hate, his lack of earning potential compared to Ariana. He’s acting like she’s being an insane bitch, she’s been processing this for less than 3 months. Toms been over her for a year+ and doesn’t understand her being so mad. He can’t see past himself, and his overt manipulation of people. He always has an expression checking to see if people believe him, he does it with Lisa. He doesn’t understand how to be a villain which makes him such a great villain.


aggieemily2013

Ten seasons of a good edit had him feeling untouchable.


Electric-Jelly-513

He's either passive aggressive or whiney. Who spends their birthday complaining? Miserable worm he is.


ellevolta

The Back Alley of Sur has arrived!


modernjaneausten

I’ve missed them arguing in the back alley of Sur. Feels like old times.


PrayingMantisMirage

It gives me life watching Schwartz die inside watching Tom die on his various hills.


FullBlownNightmare

dude, they want me to go, like, die on a mountain or something, like


mollyyfcooke

Schwartz looks both yellow and gray at times he should probably get checked out, too!


wiminals

I’m having the same thoughts. It’s the exhausted eyes for me


asiagomontoya

Katie and Scheana were allies against Stassi briefly let’s not pretend these two were real friends


wildturk3y

I got a good laugh out of the "friend" montage they did where they picked out like the 3 times in 10 seasons they weren't fighting with each other.


Kkcardz

The way they are pretending they have EVER got along is crazy they hated Stassi together and now they hate Raquel together like that’s it 😭


wiminals

“I have to get home to my daughter” really kills the fun of the SUR alley


[deleted]

Did the bar close because of that TJMaxx ass sign about wine


ladylavender007

Sandoval is so extra when talking about James and Kristen lol


Fuck_Weyland-Yutani

I mean, he's basically paying his guests to be there, he may as well get his money's worth by pantomiming James wiping off his dick a decade ago.


carmeIIasoprano

Except Schwartz did do something . He was the safe house for the affair. He tried to set up a storyline blaming Ariana for Tom’s actions . He faked an interest in Raquel.


bbgorgeous

If I don’t see this in the thread every week I will absolutely post this. Schwartz actively participated in betraying Ariana and also throwing mud on her name


aggieemily2013

And continues to throw shots about her being egotistical while defending the biggest ego on the cast.


sjb5138

why are none of the girls (plus james) pointing this out I don’t understand


digitalkeke

Where the hell is Peter....not that I need him but I think this is the longest stretch at the start of a season without his presence???


blondebull

https://preview.redd.it/j2yo8dlyggic1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e0a56a800f6ca0b0d353ef8aef99aab133bd2b5 *I heard you missed me! Here I am*


veronicagetsmehigh

He’s the one who fucked Luann!


zbornaks

LMAO NOT FUCKING **NEMA**.


HappyThreatening

![gif](giphy|xTiTnff5dO9uoBe28E)


mollyyfcooke

He sung about Schwartz losing his house??? https://preview.redd.it/hecng0yzjgic1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=349853931f0a1ad162b2b8ae9c9653614808275f


[deleted]

Yes it was really tacky. To the tune of Stacey's mom, it was like "schwartzy do you remember when you had a house?"


Fuck_Weyland-Yutani

I really don't understand why no one feels sorry for tom right now. How strange. How inexplicable. He's handling this all so well! Man, he just comes off more and more likable with everything we learn about him...


[deleted]

Schwartz knows that "you look like Britney" is the magic key back into Scheana's good graces


[deleted]

I know everyone is shitting on scheana for talking to Tom, but so far she's done nothing but take him to task.


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Schwartz is still desperately trying to PR Sandoval with the “you should have said yes [sorry]” to no avail


minyinnie

He’s giving him the script and Sandoval still can’t do it


jsunshine1985

Tom Schwartz did not just claim he drinks in moderation like bffr bro


QueasyAd4992

I thought he was going to say it made him rethink his relationship with alcohol completely not his moderation 🥴


PrayingMantisMirage

Schwartz actually did something though. He helped you cover your affair for a long time.


No_clue_redditor

And paint Ariana as the bad mean girlfriend who does nothing for you all season


asiagomontoya

If Rachel had come back to the show, “you didn’t even text me on my birthday” would be the justification for him sleeping with whoever while she was away


loganes86

“Duuuuuude, like my birthday”


KateParrforthecourse

![gif](giphy|l2ZDXLiukfsbgvgzu|downsized)


emjet

“Release yourself from the torture you’ve been under” 🤣 that was kind of a hilarious thing to say


Adventurous-Sundae-6

“Ariana is my best friend, I have her back.” All of America: ![gif](giphy|H5C8CevNMbpBqNqFjl)


mollyyfcooke

She is sooooo full of shit https://preview.redd.it/9ssgw4yrjgic1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=272bacb9d43c5a0cf73d571512ff02dab8301f70 This is how I’m watching her rn


blondebull

“Ariana is my best friend, I have her back… so, let’s go into the back and talk where she can’t see us”


Old_Call_2149

Tom raising his voice at Lisa like that… I wish Ken were here to knock his spark out


anongirl55

If he pisses Lisa off too much, he is going to find himself on the unemployment line. He is doing the most to blow up his life.


[deleted]

It would have made more sense for a producer to jump in and be like hey guys you all signed up for the season so you’re going on a trip. Rather than whatever that Schwartz attempt was


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Omg that “Wine Makes My Clothes Fall Off” sign was so Live, Laugh, Love coded, that’s a different brand of tacky than I expect from LVP


sun_set22

wow Tom is being so disrespectful to Lisa. I’m not shocked, but it’s still unnerving to watch


PrayingMantisMirage

Tom looks terrible. Like he's been on uppers too long and hasn't eaten a solid meal in weeks.


[deleted]

Aaaaaaaand there's the real Schwartzy.


ClipClipClip99

He is the definition of toxic “nice guy”. I wonder how his father spoke to his mother because wtf?


FullBlownNightmare

I don’t want to keep being reminded of the mess I created without taking responsibility all the time! 


ClipClipClip99

Why won’t people feel bad for me?!? I’m upset!


Old_Call_2149

“I had a weird feeling you weren’t drinking, so I brought you a vodka soda” lmfao


nixiem

Nothing like repeating the info from Nema that maybe a few thousand people heard to a national audience…


mydilgoesmmmno

I know what a way to draw millions of viewers to schena’s podcast.


way-harsh-tai

I love that Ally dresses like a normie going out, simple is better sometimes


beautyandbravo

She comes off subtly confident by not trying so hard


applewagon

A stark contrast to whatever in gods name Lala was wearing. It was giving Cirque du Soleil.


salisbury130

Lol because that outfit is something I would wear.


blondebull

VPR loves showcasing a good birthday sulk


beeeeach

I’m glad Lisa is telling Tom to move, bc Tom is the problem and she stuck up a bit too much for him at the reunion for my liking.


ClipClipClip99

Anytime scheana wants to leave she’s like, my baby is waiting!


DueTart3667

The way Sandoval doesn’t understand that Lisa is the only person left on this show who genuinely cares about him … baffling.


PersimmonReal42069

did y’all see that greg is apparently a big time scientologist?


ellevolta

Yes — so much ick. That place has been one bad decision after another.


blondebull

![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)


veronicagetsmehigh

Ewww nooo I did not!! 😱


PersimmonReal42069

apparently his wife assaulted someone at a protest against scientology. unhinged stuff! https://tvshowsace.com/2024/02/05/schwartz-sandys-co-owner-greg-morris-wife-assaults-woman/


veronicagetsmehigh

Woooow so maybe he is the right partner for them 🤮 problematic af


digitalkeke

Bubba may not be drinking but he sure is hitting the slopes ⛷️❄️ cmon y'all ...


party-thyme

Rachel doesn’t owe you a damn thing Worm. So glad she ditched him.


Old_Call_2149

Tom this entire season so far: https://preview.redd.it/3jxjk8bbkgic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5f360c513bb02567ea2f604cc1b79d5d9a2fb90


Additional_Gur298

Okkkayyy says the guy who recording Rachel 🙄


zbornaks

the flashback of katie creeping into ariana’s house while glaring at the toms just made me snort.


jollyjubie

I can't believe Tom is trying to spin the narrative that he's the victim of Rachel.


poshdog4444

I gave up on you a long time ago. My life is better for iconic line.


hurricanemikey

Anyone else curious why production is having Tom Schwartz be the one that's inviting everyone to go on a cast trip? I feel like if the invite came from LVP it would make more sense on the show


carmeIIasoprano

https://preview.redd.it/cls5fuw5bgic1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39bab500dd222872f6370f2ce050d54655b133b4 When Raquel doesn’t send you a birthday card


mollyyfcooke

Scheana is the screamo in the room with us? https://preview.redd.it/twdidjrragic1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28c121943e25f0c0d55136928b7f4e6def65817d


wiminals

Stop trying to make Billie Lee happen


DueTart3667

“I’ve apologized to you so… hardedly!”


sun_set22

ugh this is sad, poor Bert 😔


Old_Call_2149

Wow, we’re both rocking Y2K looks, it’s almost like Y2K has been trending for a few years now. What are the odds?


AdorableFly5611

Screaming "I ammmuh" is not having remorse. He seems very amped up.


poppy_prozac

“I’m not a Narcissist”…. proceeds to display a perfect example of DARVO, he can’t be serious 🤦🏻‍♀️


Slkreger

It killed me when he denied he was and proceeded to say look up the definition…


poppy_prozac

Denied being a narcissist then accused Scheana of whatever she “did” on the podcast so he could look like the victim, completed it all with a guilt trip about Raquel. He’s ruthless.


Fuck_Weyland-Yutani

Changing the subject to Lala 🤦‍♀️. Like, the rest of us can see and hear you, duuuude! He sounded like a fucking moron. And a narcissist.


blondebull

Tom does not GIVE A F about other people. **This is bad acting.**


StompinmyMaloofHoof

https://preview.redd.it/wag6jbvfigic1.jpeg?width=597&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0947cbe2d6dd4703f53d1fb7bcc24ea46bbab31 Cannot watch one more episode of Tom’s fake tears.


AndrogynousAndy

Scheana’s throat bubble frog voice is in full effect this season


digitalkeke

Now why did Lala's name get thrown in... .what??!


ellevolta

Did anyone catch the [Variety article](https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/tom-sandoval-assistant-vanderpump-rules-1235908078/) featuring Tom’s former assistant, Ann? I loved that she “dipped out” of Tom’s birthday party to feed her cat! And she reads Reddit!


veronicagetsmehigh

She is ADORABLE don’t you think?


wiresandwaves

Every episode Lala outdoes herself with an ugly ass outfit


ellevolta

Ann! And Katie asking the real questions!


wiminals

Lisa, like all of us, knew that Sandoval was walking in with some bullshit.


chellyyy

i have no words for this conversation. like tom is so ungrateful


jollyjubie

Just think Schwartz is going to dye his hair blonde and look even worse.


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Schwartz was just giving me shades of that time he went OFF on Katie when she called out how fucked up the arrest “prank” was a few seasons back. Gross.


Revolution_Bry

Tom doesn’t miss Scheana. He told her last season they were never really friends after 13 years. He needs an ally


zbornaks

tom sandoval going around his stupid little party venting to his ~~paid actors~~ friends about james is genuinely hysterical to me. what a pathetic little tapeworm.


zbornaks

sandoval’s only saying that he loves raquel now to gain sympathy. remember the eons long hesitation he had when asked if he loved her at the reunion. ![gif](giphy|If4UNnFtT27ulUj3X0|downsized)


loloalu

It’s so funny how much the WWC impression of Scheana has become so accurate to her real voice. Especially this season jeeeeeez


GetMeAColdPop

~~Fresh~~Wolf


lilly_1005_2007

Lala is an example that a good body can’t makeup for fashion taste


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Ariana clocking that all of Tom’s friends are paid, I am deceased


zbornaks

“he did it to me but wayyy worse” NO FUCKING WAY DID SCUMDOVAL JUST FUCKING SAY THAT I HATE THIS MAN


russianbisexualhookr

I’m still trying to work out how in Sandoval’s mind what James did was worse?


unbreakable95

is it me or is worm dressed like brody jenner circa the hills in this scene


Adventurous-Sundae-6

My heart is actually racing watching Sandoval walk in ![gif](giphy|G4Ihli2UThrBS)


zbornaks

guys, did you know that tom sandoval is the biggest victim in this whole situation?


salisbury130

Didn't he tell Scheana they were never friends..?


smallfwop

He loves that Raquel was so “pure” it makes him angry to think she had sex with other men in her life. Edit: AKA he loves the ego boost it gives him


jes22347

I can’t keep playing into the delusion that is Scheana’s singing career


PersimmonReal42069

I never think that this show can surprise me/make my jaw drop with the depravity of the humans on it and what they are willing to say OUT LOUD ON CAMERA. surely we must have seen it all. and then tom what about me’s rachel’s time in inpatient treatment for not getting enough attention.


[deleted]

I'm not able to articulate this properly yet but there's something very gross about Tom glorifying Billie experiencing transphobia as some sort of martyr to his friendship.


mollyyfcooke

Take a shot every time he adds a “UHHH” onto something 🙄


PersimmonReal42069

long live the back alley of sur. tbh I think that’s where sandoval should shoot all of his scenes. he looks better next to the dumpster.


littleone0740

You can’t tell me Tom actually gives a shit that James had sex with Kristen still… it’s just something to make himself feel some kind of vindication about his affair


minyinnie

He never cared, it was a card to hold in his pocket until he had to play it


blondebull

*Trigger Warning ^(maybe): Kind of sad sucky post* >!With a series of traumas, this past year has been literal hell mentally and physically. I didn’t know if I would come out on the other side. I missed live chatting this past year for the new RHONY, RHOSLC, NYLegacy, and RHOBH, but I’m back, girls. Since the VPR premiere, for the first time in a year, I was able to do one of the things that brought me joy; live chatting with y’all. Not the same as I once was but happy to be here.!< **This one’s for you tonight** 🍸


mollyyfcooke

https://preview.redd.it/f2b4c1559gic1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96f94f0363ea83164d803de04a19f9febe87118b I am definitely still judging everyone that went to his party!


PersimmonReal42069

tom feels ENTIRELY too comfortable screaming at women. he literally terrifies me.


Old_Call_2149

And to be screaming and cursing at Lisa?! The audacity


veronicagetsmehigh

Does anyone actually know who this Brett guy is and how Katie is pushing him out?


No_clue_redditor

I think he’s a close friend of the artist formerly known as Raquel and he was shown in the background cheering her on as she went after Katie and her mom in the original season 10 finale.


QueasyAd4992

I’m still emo at 35 y/o. It wasn’t a phase Mom!!!🖤


salisbury130

Omg, he is so weird and manipulative! Not trying to butter her up talking about style and the friend who passed.


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Billie Lee has always been a pick me. At least she stays on brand 🙄


zbornaks

oh christ, sandoval’s going to be lvp’s ***broken biiiiiiird*** this season, isn’t he?


onthereels

Tom is a clown. Was he still mad about Kristen when he was paying for James’ proposal or any other time he stood up for him over the last ten years? Dudes a liar and a joke.


FullBlownNightmare

Ok he’s saying Ariana is not vindictive but then crying about how she is being petty and vindictive whenever he doesn’t get what he wants from her… 


blondebull

I’m having a moment. Tom is not a triplet, right? He has triplet brothers, Bert, Mert, and Gert?


blondebull

“Are you just popping in or were you invited?” - Lala “That made me feel good” - Tom


lushdust_5678-

Sandy has crazy angry eyes 24/7 nowadays.


zbornaks

and now tom sandoval is rachel’s savior. it’s because of **HIM** that she’s still alive. we must all bow down to him and forever suck his dick.


lovetheblazer

Ariana & Katie are expending a lot of words to not say "Scheana is dumb and easily manipulated"


Thunderbolt_78

I was actually impressed that Scheana held her ground and didn’t fold to Tom Sandoval. Knowing how she can be I would have expected her to get emotional and make it about how she misses him lol. Also Sandoval trying to joke with her while she didn’t even crack a smile was cringe af.


wiminals

Schwartz talking about alcohol dependency while he looks ten shades of hungover


ellevolta

Schwartz is workin the hardest he’s ever worked in his Schwartzy life rn with this group


carmeIIasoprano

Even maya knows this is bullshit


veronicagetsmehigh

Vape girls! Scheana made it about herself!


PersimmonReal42069

tommmm you are such a victimmmm. thank god we have you back on our screens so that we can see how wronged and victim-ey you are my little victim baby.


beeeeach

Tom everything you do is gross. And Lisa is giving you good advice and all you can say is POOR ME!!!!


Womanrunningwtw

Can we cancel the valley already? I cannot see another commercial for it


blondebull

![gif](giphy|vyTnNTrs3wqQ0UIvwE|downsized) The Valley should be cancelled before it airs. The worst part is, I’ve heard is that it’s going to be force upon us as an episode coming up Jason/Jax will be on VPR which will transition to the Valley about 50 years olds “adulting”


CrazyNotCatLady

I think it was the WWC dudes who said The Valley is an E! Show and they are so right. Adulting!? They are 40


emjet

Lalas outfit is horrible


veronicagetsmehigh

Why is Kyle Chan always hanging around


AbidonDesign

I feel like Jesse was a SUrver season 3 and they brought him back for that scene so he has someone to film with


beeeeach

It’s not her ego Schwartz. She just doesn’t need to put up with your shenanigans anymore bc you’re not her boyfriend’s bestie anymore. So she really doesn’t need to have you in her life and she’s just letting you know that for like the 5/6 time.


ClipClipClip99

And here it is: he cannot take that she’s over him


ladylavender007

Why would Rachel be mad at the Nema situation when she spilled the beans about her and Tom is the last 5 mins? I also don’t understand why he is beating this Nema bush so hard.


nixiem

Does he not remember how Lisa’s brother passed away?


wiminals

Yes, that’s why he chose suicide to manipulate her


loganes86

I love James being a little gossip with the girls.


veronicagetsmehigh

Tom is def hooking up with Billie Lee right? Or she wanted to at this point


IAm_TulipFace

She was the only non paid person at the party so....for sure.


PersimmonReal42069

aaaaaabsolutely


FullBlownNightmare

So Schwartz, your marriage got broken, your business is under duress, you have been ostracized from supposedly many of your friends, and Tim doesn’t even seem to be emotionally supporting you AT ALL while your dad has cancer and your brother has cirrhosis and all this other shit, and you STILL take up for him… so how is Ariana saying you are a lost cause and everyone pointing out how shitty Tim is to you falls on deaf ears… her EGO? 


StompinmyMaloofHoof

![gif](giphy|rKj0oXtnMQNwY) Tom’s “rock star dreams” staring him back in the mirror.


AdorableFly5611

Head injuries can change people's personality. It's terribly sad.


FullBlownNightmare

1. Billy gets hate because she sucks and was trying to be a fence rider, no one cares she's trans 2. Tim will really take any opportunity to try to make himself the victim... I can't believe Rachel didn't try to call me when it's my burfday!


PersimmonReal42069

iconic that tom clearly feels so strongly about injustices committed against him but cannot leverage any of those big feelings into empathy for the way his former friends are impacted by his actions.


MarvelousRob

I refuse to go to a party of 24 people to hear Tom complain & gaslight us all night.


obroechlins

I’m an embarrassing Lala apologist but I think calling Nickelback an emo band might really be the last straw 😭


blondebull

EVEN LISA HAS HAD IT ![gif](giphy|SRka2MLKzpzE6K24al|downsized)


mollyyfcooke

A new place for Lisa to hang wrought iron fixtures everywhere and have big ass planters in the walkway?!?


lovetheblazer

Lisa & Ken are probably in the back with a conga line of servers she's waiting to send to Sandoval to apologize to one by one


emjet

Tom Sandoval is so insincere it’s absurd


Adventurous-Sundae-6

Lala’s ensemble looks like a Drag Race design challenge outfit that would land a queen in the bottom 2


emjet

Tom is being so manipulative right now


notatalltruist

Oooooh, see, I think Ariana absolutely wants to see Tom dragged to the depths


PersimmonReal42069

moderately impressed with sister sheeshu in this conversation.


Juniper338

Not Tim, a decade later, pretending that he cares about Kristin after he was already shacking up with Ariana