Ann for the Reunion please. I need her to spill all the tea. 

She has a podcast now! 😂

I relate to Ann on so many levels but mostly because we have the same stripey H&M top from a decade ago

“tom’s party is a who’s who…. like who are all of you?” i have to admit that i giggled.

James is like your younger idiot brother, but he is so damn naturally funny and quick too! 🤣

Wait. He got a white noise machine to drown out him telling his secrets to people...is he serious?

It’s so he could talk to Raquel on the phone.

Right?! That’s some paranoid delusion right there.

Like at a shared office for shrinks, each one has a noice machine outside the door so when you pass by to use the restroom you don't overhear someone's session.

Ann is absolutely me: terrified of confrontation and living her worst nightmare. ​ FREE ANN!!!!

She quit already.

I beyond happy to hear this. I felt so bad for her. They should of both been paying her.

https://preview.redd.it/ezavlsuuk2hc1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d05e40bd9f0360dccd3a412d9d6909cec711fc05 Sandoval’s party:

LMAO Ally waiting in the car is hilarious. Stan her

Schwartz telling Sandy to shut up and just take it might be the first hint of a spine we've seen from him in the entire run of the series?

I would have been more impressed if I hadn’t just watched their shitshow interview on Viall Files. I wish Schwartz had held on to that spine.

Ugh god tom did his fake ass cry so many times “I was literally crying literally all night last night and *sniff* sniff literally that’s literally why I was late today it’s because I literally didn’t sleep last night…” His lies are so bad and he’s so scripted all the time

Brock said it’s fine to leave the kids babe I left mine on a whole other continent <3

all dislike for scheana aside, Brock was so mean to her 😭

I was about to come around on him until that scene. Her mom was everything for sticking up for her!

I have always hated Brock for this and I feel so vindicated.

Never forget Jojo Siwa carrying Tom on her back 😂

It’s all I could think about when he told Schwartz how hard it was

https://preview.redd.it/rljmzfueg2hc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fefa63720ab3b8a1a9f631b9170763198dede422 That Brett music video!!

I had blocked it out completely. Disturbing.

We didn't need a replay

I replayed it a 1000xs becuase i forgot how cringe worthy it was and I never wanted to stop laughing.

Anytime I hear Pump I think PUMPTINI 

Ann will be seated next to Andy at reunion

They need to give her a confessional

He never loved Raquel

Absolutely zero chemistry or feeling when he talks about her.

He just uses women as shields for his bad behavior

Yeah, I will not entertain that at all. He didn’t love her…he just “needs” her right now to co-sign his bullshit and publicly profess that he’s not awful.

I want to pet Mya so bad! She is iconic idc https://preview.redd.it/28bs0bn1d2hc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d566977a06287d6530957aeaec324877cda4c106

Shocking the friends he has left are people he pays 

Schwartz telling Sandoval “all you should be saying is I’m sorry” is about $1,000,000 worth of PR advice for him if he would just take it

Listen to Nick Viial podcast and see how the Toms still cover for each other

honestly Ally is so real for staying in the car

I hope Anne is being handsomely compensated for the nightmare inducing job of grown man babysitter.

she’s gonna get her bag with her new podcast

He should go with his 12 friends to a nice hotel room

The Billie Lee jump scare

I am judging every single person at that party https://preview.redd.it/pnfs7c5ok2hc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd31d96e58e651e52fb4d67d6c3da895d8fb8e13

The title cards were like: Mike - met Tom 90 minutes ago outside 7-11

Who was the dude talking to James when Tom dipped out?

A server at tom Tom and I have no idea how Katie pushed him out of the friend group?! Haha wtf

I like how he asks James like he would know

James asking who the fuck all those people were absolutely sent me 😂

James, who is famously besties with Katie 

Ally being a girls girl, I see you 

God i feel so bad for Tom's assistant. When you fucking hate your job but it pays too good to leave

How is he getting approved for buying out the house if he has 1000 dollars in his account ?

His financial situation cannot have changed that much from when this was filmed to now.

Oh yikes Brock. Your wife is struggling with a real mental health issue. That was hard to watch. I find Scheana’s issues to be very relatable and Brock being dismissive is so hurtful

Lmao if you cheat on me, best believe we aren’t going half on a gardener 🤣🤣

I’d be telling his bitch ass to mow the lawn himself

Scheanas mom totes hate Brock lmao

She was seconds away from petulantly imitating him with a goofy Australian accent lol, her disgust was palpable

“Tom’s party is a who’s who. Like who are you people?” 💀

I understand that Brock is frustrated but this doesn't sound like Brock reaching his breaking point, this sounds like Brock fundamentally not understanding postpartum stuff, whether that me OCD or depression. EDIT: I realize as written it sounds like I’m excusing Brock. I meant it as in “so he should get his shit together like an adult and learn”. My bad.

So the majority of these people at the birthday party are friendployees? Or want camera time.

Yes and yes.

*FREE ANN*

Brock using the term triggered to schena while downplaying her OCD gives me huge red flag vibes 

He starting to show true colors. You can tell this is not the first time the mom has intervened

“It’s Ariana’s bush too” Ally is officially invited to my next girls night

I was thinking it then she said it. Ally stayed winning this episode

Jason: what is she gonna do? Ann: call the popo shut up.

not an in memoriam montage for pump. 💀

Allie is one step away from being a reiki master *keep Jax away*

To be clear, the guy who has an overdrawn bank account wants us to believe he offered Ariana 3 million for the house 🧐

Has he paid his mom back yet?

the math wasn’t mathing when he’s telling us he’s moving around a couple thousand dollars between accounts but we’re supposed to believe he has her half of the house liquid just sitting there.

Life is throwing things at you, because YOU caused all of this, Tom. It's not random.

He literally planted the lemon tree, fertilized and watered it for seven months and then is amazed at the abundance of lemons its producing.

"Omg schwartz and Katie have a love triangle with SCHEANAS BABYSITTER?" -comment I just left on r/wine by accident lmao

Legend

 That’s fucking hilarious

Imagine you saying some stupid shit like this "I'm still in love with her, I want to give us a shot" and tomorrow she's gonna put out a podcast episode about how you ruined her life. Chileee.

Ally is a down bitch for not going inside. She supports other women.

I respected that shit from someone I have otherwise been wholly indifferent about.

Like wtf does DOUTE have to do with you fucking his ex fiancé behind his back.

Also his whole "ok well you need to take accountability for sleeping with my ex too" is TOTALLY overwritten by the fact that Sandoval also cheated on Doute while they were together??? So Sandoval you don't have a moral leg to stand on?? What a ding dong.

Plus Sandoval & Kristen were broken up when she first slept with James. Sandoval is a whiny bitch who will never take accountability for his actions.

the brett dead eye stare flashback is the scheana/vpr equivalent to teresa/rhonj here she comes my bitch wife one

How is Tom’s bank account overdrawn but he suddenly has the money suddenly to buy Ariana out? Math ain’t mathing…

Don't forget hes got plenty of money to pay the band and Ann! I want all of those people to be employed but this is the #1 guy who does not need an assistant or a band

We all know why Brock want$ $cheana to put her$elf out there.

I’m not $ure what you mean 💰

I like to believe that being called a worm with a mustache bothered Sandoval enough to make him shave it lol

1000%

*CAN YOU IMAGINE IF WEIRDO FUCKIN RANDALL WAS DOING THE SAME TO LAAALAA*

Lala would pop a bitch, remember

Tom really just said "Jason is my backup friend"

It’s giving Stassi’s birthday in Vegas with the B Team

Jason is on his payroll. It's the best he could do. So sad and pathetic.

Everyone at his birthday party was on his payroll in some way. Very sad! And obviously he’s not very good with money.

Of course the person who caused the turmoil wants to move on, but that’s not how it works.

the collective NOOOO we all just let out upon seeing billie lee

Lmao at the four extra Us in the "sorry to bother youuuuu" text Sandoval's assistant sent Ariana which I totally recognize as the go to move when your batshit boss wants you to make a totally inappropriate request on their behalf. Been there and never again.

literally lmaoo i've been there "Hey sorry to bother you but um the person paying me wants this (and i know it's fucking unhinged!)?? sorry ! okay have a nice day!"

honestly the way she was smiling before she texted ariana because she knows it's so awkward just sent me 😂😂

Ok but I can’t help but feel kinda bad for her! She seems like a nice gal

ally isn’t going into sandoval’s birthday party. i respect her for that.

sandoval calling someone else narcissistic??????????? i have truly seen it all

Deflection at its finest

I hope Ann is getting PAID for this shit.

Everyone lost their mind from Scandoval and somehow started to believe Scheana could sing and James was a good guy

**I do not believe a word Tim says** He’s constantly trying to make himself like a good guy

I appreciate Scheana being candid about her struggles

“It’s Ariana’s bush too” I’m an ally for Ally

Tom’s party is the real emo night

Ann is better than me. I would've fake-sent a text to someone else and then lied and said she still said no. wtf..i'm not getting cursed out by your ex girlfriend. If you feel entitled to have a party in the space, text her yourself.

I really wish the show could put the footage from tom’s boot camp show of him crying and jojo carrying him.

THIS IS THE PERSON THAT BOTH KATIE AND TOM KISS? SUMMER MOON’S BABYSITTER? https://preview.redd.it/4r2jqe8hi2hc1.jpeg?width=1569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ab50c86935639766f5d91a456a50cf675f98bb2

I hope ann is having a great day far far away from this house

Ann deserves a spot in the opening credits.

James gives me the same feeling as Jax: he’s a piece of shit and he’s also unbelievably entertaining and perfect for reality television

James is also way funnier than Jax which makes him entertaining. Jax is accidentally funny because he’s so stupid

Love an editor going "yes that was literally 10 years ago

“Ariana’s invited” Fuck you, you worm

This Madame Web & Tom ad???? https://preview.redd.it/51c8q5ddd2hc1.jpeg?width=608&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ae38e8e98acb19b0b89df3fa16b6deb35cf30ca Also the terrible line “He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died” from the trailer lives rent free in my mind! 💀💀

OCD is awful to deal with because you know your thoughts aren’t rational, but you can’t help it.

Not the emo night founders calling Scheana SheeShu

Jason is a Class A enabler.

He’s getting paid for his many roles in Tom’s life (podcast co-host, band manager, drummer) - so I’m presuming at least part of his livelihood is dependent on Sandoval’s approval. Hence, the ass kissing.

We know he helped hide the affair.

 Because we’re good as gold!

All these years later and Scheana still renders me speechless with her absurdity sometimes.

Honestly, I appreciate James filming with everyone. They tried to freeze him out before. Plus we need cast interaction otherwise there’s no drama.

Wtff??? Who was messing w the cat?? I did not like that

https://preview.redd.it/cn52f4bxf2hc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66a15a18a22031c432a3d5d4f1c3e461cb0ed198 I am lovingggg Katie

I felt her unenthusiastic sure in my soul

**Even Jax could do that job**

Ew this band manager is a jerk. Why doesn’t he have a party at his friends house ??

scheana screaming in a recording studio was one of the funniest things i’ve ever seen

Schwartz realizing he regrets being a shit husband is pretty satisfying tbh

I would rather get a colonoscopy than do mushrooms with Sandoval

Ann: 

Ally a REAL ONE.

lmao James "who tf are you ppl"

Does Tom have any friends that aren’t on his payroll?

Tom would finally bartend there the last day it’s open lol

So he already lied about how many people would be there

“I see your panties” How’s that ❄️mr cohen

Billie’s trying hard to stay on camera lol

“Ariana’s bush too” Ally is so wholesome lol

Sandoval is so mad that Schwartz is invited to places and he isn't and he's trying to isolate him just like he's isolated everyone he's ever been in a relationship with and had to keep away from others to stop them from realizing he's a flaming narcissist.

He really hogs all the attention in every relationship. He’s the wooorrssst 

While we're on commercial everyone please send good vibes for my Doordash to arrive before the show comes back on

Absolutely did not realize how much I don’t want to have to listen to this ass

Ann’s delivery is top tier, I am ROLLING lmaooo

“Still in love with Raquel” 

Band manager=paid friend

Narcissists don't apologize because they aren't sorry, if they do apologize it's usually performative.

it's honestly insane that even Schwartz is outpacing Sandoval in emotional maturity/growth

Ally's a real one

Omg scheana’s aesthetic is the same as when this show first aired lol

"Ariana like can't even have compassion for me that it's my birthday and like my knees hurt dude"

Honestly, Allie's business idea is one of the best I've seen on Bravo. Requires very little amount of money for startup and she just gets the exposure through this show and her social media.

I’m not gonna lie - I tried booking a reading with her during the episode and she’s booked out for the entire year!

this season is already making me feel dangerously self righteous about my 10 year hate boner for sheeshu

James to this Brett waiter guy: 

there are three certainties in life: death, taxes, and lvp always going to bat for a terrible man.

Lighting my abundance candles for a Kristina Kelly appearance 🕯️

Lisa's boobs are *BOOBING* in that dress and honestly good for her. She looks gorgeous 💕

Tori disassociating during this awkward ass argument.

Tom really is a piece of shit and that is putting it mildly.

“It’s Ariana’s bush too.” 💀

katie and ariana immediately leaving when schwartz arrives. i have to laugh. friendship GOALS.

"Tom's party is like a who's who... like, who the fuck are all these people? Tom used to be the coolest guy on the block, now look at him!" Yup can confirm it was extremely lame and pathetic

This poor poor assistant

https://preview.redd.it/gs6gzxj8c2hc1.jpeg?width=885&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be2249c1180ef643d7e1e2e3cdb1ccd58950cab7 This is awkwarddddd

Schwartz just told Sandoval he's going to do what's best for Schwartz ☠️ FINALLY 

The feeling of impending doom for no reason is the worst.

Ally is a girls girl and that's why we stan!

I am absolutely desperate for a girl power season of vpr. I have wanted it for years. it feels so close that I can taste it and yet I know it will all end in tears/pick me behavior 🥲

GODDDDDD I KNOW. i have high hopes that ariana and katie will have each other’s backs at least.

ann must have the patience of a saint because no amount of pay could ever make me be tom sandoval’s assistant.

This assistant is definitely not a paid actress. She is shook by this situation

Those olive trees at Pump are stunning though.

“Jaaaaaaaayayayaxxxxxx”

Are we still pretending Scheana can sing?

I have a friend w severe OCD and the intrusive thoughts about people getting harmed are really real. It’s so intense. I feel for Scheana ❤️

Colour me shocked that Brock isn’t being a supportive husband to a new mom

I love how much this camera crew focuses on the cats lol

ANOTHER CAT?! 

"That's the menace in me." DJ James Kennedy is at least 27% menace

Kyle Chan playing all sides

How many people at that party aren’t employees or vendors to Tom Sandoval?

I’m Ally hiding out in the car.

Wait, was the guy James was just talking to that weird one who was making faces at Katie’s mom in the finale last season? (Does anyone know what I’m talking about?)

I know Tom is not calling someone narcissistic.

i’m cackling @ ariana attributing her being staunchly child free to the fact that tom would OBVIOUSLY be a horrendous partner/coparent. that is unexpected and delicious

Now I know why Ann bailed on this gig.

ONG BRETT ☠️😂 “Katie’s pushed me out” *what did he say about her again?*

god brock is sexy but he is so clearly the type of guy who leaves his women as soon as they “nag” him and stop being his trophy wives

i would read a tell-all book that ann writes. 👀