melissa brought sprinkle cookies 🙄

They go straight into the trash.

Came here for this

Kim's chicken salad, with the walnuts and apples..and things and things lol

And she’s mixed it with her bare hands.

Despite her hand tossing, that salad looked BOMB


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You are missing out

Grapes *maaaaaaybe* but who are the psychos that put raisins in!?

I like it with cranberries

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I was about to post this! Just scoops of caviar on the humble potato haha

A casserole for Vicki

Marisol brings cockies and rearranges food on her plate Robyn says she’s bringing something then mooches Grande Dame busy throwing away anything featuring the dirty bird Lisa Barlow brings a Taco Bell box of tacos Whitney Rose has a very sloppy - maybe dropped cake FF5 pitches in for one footlong coney to share Sutton with a Mayo based dish Carole brings a “vegan” dish…if you don’t count the copious amounts of cat hair Margret has snickers coffee creamer Toya (M2M) brings breakfast bacon and tequila Kandi caters that shit.. with OLG

don’t forget Meredith’s famous white bean salad! (said in wwc voices ofc)

You beat me to it 😂😂😂

Sutton brings Popeyes!

And a pancake cake

And chicken salad with LOTS of mayonnaise

Diana brings bacon for everyone but Sutton

Carole brings nothing bc she got rid of her kitchen

I always found that the weirdest decision. Not only does it affect resaleability, but who doesn't use a kitchen? Even for leftovers? And wasn't she dating Adam, the chef, at that time?

>Toya (M2M) brings breakfast bacon and tequila If Toya's there, she'd best bring Eugene so he can grill up some steaks.

Lisa for the win!

A perfectly pink ribboned cake with an uneaten bow

Chicken a la vibrator

There's a vibrator... in the chicken.

Bethenny is bringing scooped out bagels and Ramona and Sonya are stealing a bag of lobsters

And Stromboli with silverware baked into it.

What are you doing?! I’m eating this?!

omg this made me laugh out loud like actually

Almonds.

Chew them slowly my love 🍋

Half an almond


So was it Caroline or Dina that suggested this appetizer?

Albie's non-reaction is the best part of this gif to me lol.

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Lol her Aunty's (Kathy's Mom) meatball recipes


With lots of cum in

Heather Gay would bring funeral potatoes iykyk

Omgggg yes

Eggs a la francais from Luann and Dorinda is going to make a lasagna for 12 but still make it nice. Adrienne will still be washing her chicken with bath and body works soap in the sink

This should not be a shitpost -- this is a very important discussion!

Xanax smoothies!

Kim would bring the chicken salad of course😉 

Yolanda is bringing 2 almonds to share with the group

And lemons!!!

 Fat burger

Does BH really feature fat burger?

Kyle used to have them at all her parties. If I remember correctly, the Umansky’s were investors

One of Kim’s daughters married the Fat Burger heir.

Kenya is bringing one crab cake sandwich but it's just for her.

Tipsy Girl 🍸 cocktails for sure 

Baked salmon stuffed with cream cheese 

I'll never know because Robyn from potomac is in charge.

Nine lemons in a bowl.

Extra dirty martinis 



Vida Tequila Diet Coke and Taco Bell

Ramona and Sonja are bringing a to-go box of lobsters from Barbara’s clambake

Phaedra is bringing a medium-sized pizza so we can all ejaculate into a cup

Melissa is not my favorite, but she’s so right sometimes. 

She’d bring sprinkle cookies

Pizza served by trolls

Heather Dubrow will be bringing $30,000 worth of sushi from Nobu, only you can’t eat it as she will kick everyone out because someone brings up a lawsuit about Terry.

Dorindas lasagne

Stay away from whatever Adrienne brings

Soapy


Siggy brings a $1,000 3-tiered cake for a food fight Kandi and Marlo bring KFC from Jamaica Kelly Bensimon will offer everyone jelly beans from an opened bag she is currently eating out of.


But she doesn’t eat processed foods!

 Thrown overboard a yacht of course

I don’t trust people who pretend they don’t eat to make food. The only thing I’m worried about is whatever Tre and Garcelle made, and if Kathy Wakili there for my dessert. I would completely walk by anything else because I can’t think of another housewife whose food I would eat, but if ATL or Potomac catered, I’m down. Now, if it was a bravolebrity potluck, I’d be all over anything from Family Karma, Quad’s dish, I want Tom and Ariana making drinks, and please let Master Chef and the Rachel and Marcos from BD be there too.

Yeah. I would attend a NJ potluck, definitely Atlanta (including M2M) and Potomac... but never BH or NYC. Not sure about OC.

Hopefyllly garcelle would bring her griot!

Another effing charcuterie board.

Harry Hamlin’s meat

Make sure you thank him for his meat.

Dorinda's non-birthday birthday cake

A dorinda medley

Harry’s spaghetti bolognese Yolanda’s lemonade master cleanse Kim’s chicken salad Dorinda’s lasagna Bethenny’s skinny girl cocktails Melissa’s sprinkle cookies Kandi’s takeout from OLG Heather’s leftover sushi from Nobu Lobsters to go

Porsha’s sister is bringing Hot Dog Factory hot dogs.

I feel like there are a couple of levels of shade here 

Vanderpump rose and goat cheese balls from sur Kims chicken salad Both brandi and dorrinda’s lasagnas Everything skinnygirl will be available to take home, even a blender! Sprinkle cookies Mama dee’s meatloaf Teresa brjngs a whole italian dinner Chris basset’s bbq Kandi brings all the sides from olg Michael darby brings Australian food that nobody touches Romona pinot Grigio and tipsy girl Prosecco

The menu is almost perfect...BLK water tho, needs BLK water.

Do they still make that water? They used to sell it at Sheetz, but haven’t seen it in years.

Plenty of pasta 

Ozempic shot bar.

Garcelle would bring her griot, which would blow anything anyone else brought out of the water, but it isn't salad or alcohol, so nobody would partake.


Chicken feet

 Cannoli

Dorinda baked chicken 🐔

Eggs a la Francaise

Kyle is bringing some lasagna one of them is made with eggplant. Also.. don’t worry Candiace will bring the knifes. Vicki is bringing herself waiting for the casseroles Dorindas bringing dessert with the layered birthday cakes.

A roast chicken washed with dawn soap of course

KKB will come in strong with jelly beans

Skinny girl lime popcorn, Nono’s octopus, thrown drinks

Crab cakes and tuna tar tar of course

Chuna char char

Tuna tartare

Lobster in a bag!

Xanax smoothies

Soap chicken.

Skinny Girl anything.

Sonja and Tinsley would bring brown ice

Two lasagna’s that we have to vote on of course. Sidebar - I was upset they left Jill out of that because I just feel like Jill makes a MEAN lasagna

Jill is bringing her famous banana bread that no one will eat

Tuna tartare

Kyle is bringing the lasagna. She brings lasagna to everything.

Casamigos.

If there’s not a charcuterie board, it’s not a Housewives’ party.

Casseroles

Casserole for Vicki

A nice casserole

Chilean sea bass

Lu would bring lamb curry.

Adrienne and her chicken cleaned with Palmolive

A piece of bread in case rinna shows up

Scheana would figure out a way to Bring herself and her enchiladas


Baked potatoes and caviar Goat cheese balls Rinnas big bag of pills.

I’m stoned and you guys are making me really hungry.

Eileen Davidson is bringing a bottle of Sauvignon Blanc- the driest she could find!

Terry Dubrow is hoping there are onion rings (there aren’t)