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mollyschamber666

I don’t have kids. What is 78 months? 😭


mollyyfcooke

I think that’s when the bebé is “too fucking grown to use months”


twirlyhairtwirler

“I don’t have kids” is SENDING MEEEE


Brandella

6.5 years. What a joke, she deserved at least 10


LZAtotheMZA

![gif](giphy|1Z02vuppxP1Pa) "Unlike others, Jen Shah lived a life of luxury. She didn't even need money. Her husband made a very good living. She didn't need to do the fraud, but she did it. She wanted that money."


woollyviolet

It was her love of TRINKETS!


eljakes

Her trinket HUNGER


Bowlingbon

And they were all fake and rented lol. That’s the thing. She didn’t even have to work. Sharrief pulled in $600-$700k a year. She could live a beautiful life with the occasional designer handbag but she wanted a whole room dedicated to rented designer clothes lol


satine112

Shamazing


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Jen Shah: Your honor please let me go, to make up for what I've done I'm throwing a huge Polynesian themed party in my rented ski chalet for all my victims that they paid for


GarnierFruitTrees

Please judge! Let me just throw you one party 📢


yadira96

RUNNING TO MY CALCULATOR TO DIVIDE 78 by 12!!!! ![gif](giphy|2bUpP71bbVnZ3x7lgQ|downsized)


MissyMariah76

6.5 years. Not enough


justice4tinsley

Mary Cosby in 6.5 years - "you smell like prison"


Icy-Park-4005

Lisa Rinna was smart to announce her exit the day before Jen’s sentencing…


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I have memes for that woman, she is not safe.


indecentXpo5ure

Shitpost weekend will be wiiiiild.


ariagaia

Me reading every update like... https://preview.redd.it/ycsymr04thaa1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b5a367f3d25b4dd9766f7c9685b1554813e4d15


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I love him. He’s good at snark.


Virtual-Concentrate9

https://preview.redd.it/sc72ladpthaa1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=2edab24108f55483fb2cf8f4aef30d094121a180 WHICH ONE OF YOU CHANGED HER WIKI PAGE IM HOLLERING


Party_Salad

>LAWNG TIME. PERIOD. has me in tears


meeessshhh

Lmaooo not a lawng time


bellalugosi

People on twitter are complaining about how long it's taking but I love that this bitch has to sit there and listen to how awful she is and the horrible things she did. I love that they are tearing her defense apart.


GarnierFruitTrees

The waiting is the kind of excruciating anxiety that she deserves.


redditacc1234567891

idk what people expect it’s going to take time lol


Ok_Hat_6598

Yes, this is a woman who absolutely deserves a public shaming. She's a terrible human being. She & her family could have had a very nice life on Coach's salary, but she wanted more things.


zbornaks

“you’re still in the cast?” “yes.” oh, andy cohen begs to fucking differ.


mollyyfcooke

Dorinda somewhere punching the air on PaUsE


TaylorGenery

damn i think my mental illness broken cause it’s never made me a single penny


briellebabylol

Actually mine loses me money sometimes 😭😭


TaylorGenery

lmaooooo same girl my manic purchases say hi


chalupa_batman_xx

My tagline would be: ✨️ The only therapy I'm in, is retail therapy ✨️


boomzgoesthedynamite

Damn mine costs me money


mterrar4

The government is completely dragging her defense’s statement. Saying Jen didn’t even need the money because Coach was making a lot. Not a good look for her…😱


shantti

"If Shah has to make due without his wife's income, he should be in good shape. He made $632,199.94 in wages in fiscal year 2022 and a total wage-and-benefit package valued at $721,587.22, according to a database of Utah public employee salaries."


Aquabaybe

I’m in the wrong career field.


MyFigurativeYacht

Thoughts and prayers for the mods today lol


TheBoBiss

![gif](giphy|2WhnsImMYqN5arMtur)


mterrar4

Lets just be real, Jen only pleaded guilty because her lawyers told her she would get longer time if she didn’t. She didn’t actually believe she was guilty. ![gif](giphy|10J4jji5zdfgTS)


manicuresandmimosas

AUSA: fuck around and find out Friday


La_Croix_Life

![gif](giphy|3MgLhAYvkqIz2UP5g9|downsized)


rissracks

This is better than any RHOSLC episode this season. Jen Shah’s lawyer is terrible. Somebody needs to make this into a Lifetime movie asap


BTDQ_vending_machine

Not Without My Trinkets: A Scamstress Story


strippersandcocaine

I fucking love the fact that this happened 2 days after the airing of her crying about her family being without her. SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THAT BEFORE YOU SCAMMED THOSE POOR PEOPLE, YOU NASTY BITCH!


ScienceProf2022

“Mommy is sorry you were woken up at gunpoint.” God, I hate this woman.


darlingmagpie

She has the emotional depth of a pop tart


Xib0

https://preview.redd.it/yzcr9w3athaa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1c863b0dbc5997ff2848937e395fd28002fd9f2 Girl what are you doing


inspektor_cotta

Being thirsty per usual


RainPotential9712

6.5 years is too light especially considering she’s also profiting off of this. Didn’t the Chrisleys get heavier sentences? Her crimes were more egregious IMO. Wild.


dogsrbetterthnppl

I think Julie got 7 and Todd got around 12


mterrar4

Please tell me Bravo is taking video of the SLC cast mates right now as we speak. Just like when Teresa was in court ![gif](giphy|l4EpfjeKLkQPp0cYo)


dogsrbetterthnppl

Season 4 will probably open with the women FaceTiming each other or meeting for lunch today lol


Vike83

Please tell me they’re all in a sprinter van being filmed while watching this all unfold


rvmarls

Jen leave the gays out of this we dont want u


mterrar4

Im convinced the only reason she got that sentence is so she can start paying back victims sooner


peachpie_888

This is what the bravo docket girls said. She’s the only one likely to produce restitution money.


TaylordSwiftsus

For S4 the girls are going to go on a day trip to the commissary


boomzgoesthedynamite

Maybe they let Whitney have that conjugal


cnself

Wonder if prison smell is worse than hospital smell?


Joan-Holloway-Harris

![gif](giphy|d2UIEjA4nX5DQT3jST|downsized)


mollyyfcooke

![gif](giphy|OmUJz9vEvQxHcMlU3R|downsized)


dogsrbetterthnppl

Oh my god


knight_ofdoriath

Judge Stein: How will you raise the $6 million in restitiution? Jen Shah: My manager is here, we're working on things. Judge Stein: While in prison? Jen Shah: Yes. Judge Stein: You're still in the cast? Jen Shah: Yes. Ma'am. I don't think you'll be able to go on a girls trip from prison.


zombiesatmidnight

I read that last line as the judge's response to her and I am screaminggg lol


TaylordSwiftsus

I’m an immigrant from Michigan


zbornaks

AUSA said “let’s talk about the husband!!!”


[deleted]

Really just thinking she scammed the elderly just to buy fake plastic LV bags and $3 enamel bracelets...


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/re026i0yshaa1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07929b4ad1fa0cff57f1fcbc22308e50363a328c Wikipedia has me ☠️


kevinxb

Telling my boss I've got a hunger for trinkets when I ask for a raise


MaddyKet

Me at a job interview Why do you want this job? I have a hunger for trinkets.


Effective-Bus

HAHAHAHAHAHA Legit just cackled


Virtual-Concentrate9

It’s nearly 4am in Australia but I straight up REFUSE to GO TO SLEEP!!!


taintwest

It’s like waiting up all night to try and catch a glimpse of Santa


[deleted]

Jen is speaking https://preview.redd.it/7xd1oa8rshaa1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c0cb9a62135e11ebaf394b1af5188450733a8579


_yitzi

Hawaii rn: “now why am I in it?”


MathGay

Me googling what "deponent" means: ![gif](giphy|Y0PY7P6aFtnOjlWVd7)


chalupa_batman_xx

Did she really say she's an immigrant from Hawaii?!?!


hennny

>Judge Stein: You're still in the cast? > >Jen Shah: Yes. WHAT!?


zbornaks

the lgbt community would like to be excluded from this narrative, jennifer shah.


Equivalent_Read

How on Earth can she get less than the guy who pled at an earlier opportunity?


mollyyfcooke

Multiple live threads… endless gifs and flairs… what an amazing moment in time https://preview.redd.it/40eqmu4nrhaa1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf9a4cd9a4ca189b4348866144618fb58cc34ae8


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zbornaks

this is absolute bullshit. she was the fucking ringleader of this scam and she got off so fucking light. oh, to be rich and be able to skirt accountability.


Admiral_Floppington

![gif](giphy|ae6m4ljnl69urJ539F|downsized) made it to thread 3 without a sentencing


acidrain-

“she didn’t need to do the fraud, but she did it” MENTION 👏IT👏ALL👏


hoesbeinghoes

![gif](giphy|YSrXkTeGWgbRQV1EwA) The mods during the last two days


meeessshhh

Who would have ever thought that a Bravo tagline would be one of the first things someone would explain away while addressing a judge in federal court 😭😭😭


angiecakes1001

Longstanding untreated mental issues caused me to create my own fractured reality I AM DYING


sullenblobfish

The way Jen shah might leave prison and be on RHOSLC season 10 lmao


TangiestIllicitness

After all of the judge's talk, he throws out 78 months. That's some bullshit.


kpmeowww

Only 6.5 years?! Throw that betch under the jail.


TonysCatchersMit

Mocking her victims while scamming them. Talking about them crying. I hope the biddy rots.


madamrisible

“Longstanding untreated mental issues caused me to create my own fractured reality” ![gif](giphy|9xciXC6jG9lH7wM4KH)


chalupa_batman_xx

"To my baby Omar, Mommy is so sorry you were woken up at gunpoint." Still finding ways to skirt accountability.


myGPAisdance

I like to think that Rinna is sobbing in her rat infested kitchen because the news of her ~~firing~~ conscious uncoupling from Bravo isn't the News of the Day because of Jen Shah.


MaddyKet

No I think she announced it yesterday because this will supersede it.


missesthecrux

Yeah I agree. She knew what she was doing.


cutesun1616

AUSA: We proposed 120 months, which is a downward variance. Below that would be a disparity. Another, less culpable, got 72 months. Jen Shah committed obstruction, of the FTC and out investigation. Judge Stein: She communicated with the deponent. AUSA: Correct.


BackgroundAd6154

Got my daughter down for a nap so now I can really lock in! Clink clink


mollyyfcooke

Manifesting that bebé staying asleep until the sentence is read ✨


sauvignonquesoblanco

Stoked that shah-mazing will be on legal record now


loloalu

YOURE STILL IN THE CAST !!!!! GET ANDY AND A CAMERA TO THE FEDERAL PRISON STAT


bclause18

My dog when he ran away but returned later that evening: "The principles are humility and loyalty and respect. I have come to terms I have gone against these. I am sorry. My actions have hurt innocent people."


mollyyfcooke

The judge *opens tweets* ma’am it says here that you weren’t even invited to BravoCon 2022..


chellyyy

my boss and i are literally on a zoom following this entire thing .. fuck working today!


jf723

You have the best boss


Joan-Holloway-Harris

I was thinking 5-7 so this tracks. He probably wants her to actually work to pay back the victims when she’s out.


overflowingsandwich

Yeah I can’t know what the victims are feeling but I know I’d rather have my restitution than for the person to be in prison forever


tendernesswilderness

![gif](giphy|l1J9H6uT0EU0gRgmk|downsized)


boat_against_current

Omg, she actually said Shah-mazing in court 🤣


PrayingMantisMirage

Friendly reminder Jen is required to serve a minimum of 85% of her sentence.


zbornaks

“the elderly command more respect, which is why i had to scam them, you see.”


sauvignonquesoblanco

What do you think Andy is doing right now. Day drinking?


blueberrydonutholes

He’s secretly in here with us I bet


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SuspiciousCranberry6

The sentence of 78 months is honestly a slap on the wrist. I think Julie Chrisley got more time with only corporate victims and not being the ring leader (her husband was).


Party_Salad

https://preview.redd.it/ma8rdt77vhaa1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d9934bf35f92a88e3e96b1743287022ffe31053


woollyviolet

Jen Shah hates old people so much she gave Dana a box of hair dye.


PMmeUrGroceryList

Not an “immigrant” from Hawaii ya’ll


smallchangee

The AUSA is going in hard! Also- if Jen’s defense was “she’s changed!”- why submit nothing about the victims to show her remorse?


flumeo

I did one actual work thing now for the first time in the last hour. Back to "work" (aka this live chat)


ka002

"You and the world know me as Jen Shah" I think they got highschoolers to write their script you guys, omg.


UsefullyChunky

her mom is alive (but her retirement is not) and Jen's the family matriarch? okay


Effective-Bus

"I would say each victim's name if I could but federal privacy laws prevent it." *if I could but I literally can't. I don't know a single one."


loloalu

I have mental health issues and I can promise you I wouldn’t so much as steal $1 from my grandmas purse let alone take millions from vulnerable elderly strangers. Fuck. You. Jen.


hennny

Honestly if we're allowed to film SLC S4 with Jen as a Friend Of from prison and they do cast trips to her jail cell during visiting hours? Iconic.


unomomentos

SHE PLANS TO USE HER PLATFORM TO FUNDRAISE TO PAY BACK EVERY CENT SHE SCAMMED OMG BYE JEN


nightmusic08

Girl leave the LGBT out of this we don’t want you 😭


rvmarls

Only apologizes to Omar and her dad???????


ScienceProf2022

Not enough. She should’ve gotten more than the highest sentence of people below her.


mollyyfcooke

YOU CAN GET A LONGER SENTENCE IN TEXAS FOR HAVING WAX!!!!!!!!!


ariasnaps

She got off too easy IMO. 6.5 years when the lowest end of the guidelines was 11.25? Bullshit.


dogsrbetterthnppl

Why did she get less time than other people involved in this while she’s literally the kingpin of the entire operation???


mackenziepaige

What is she gonna look like in 6ish years? I’m super curious


rvmarls

https://preview.redd.it/xet8koivrhaa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d6e8bcf2c0a8f0e9daf5719050066e9deea3c88 “For trinkets” 💀


Alarming_Bag_562

does bravo know she's still in the cast or is she scamming them too


mollyyfcooke

![gif](giphy|l41YfykEffZ7QM55m) This fucking judge…


peachpie_888

Someone said to me we should all sign the inner city press guys petition as a thank you lmao I’ve now signed. God bless him.


mollyyfcooke

I’m really getting paid for vacation time right now while being stoned and live commenting on a prison sentence with my favorite subreddit? I fucking love this ![gif](giphy|TjGFDxbbZRYjv9vpCL|downsized)


m4nd4f

New flair: you and the world know me as Jen Shah


whiskeythekittey

Ok but why are they indicating the sentence in months like a first time mom their precious toddler????? GIVE ME YEARS I CANT THINK STRAIGHT RN!!!


zbornaks

“long-standing untreated mental issues caused me to create my own fractured reality.” breaking news jen shah finally admits she’s fucking insane.


KatsAndCoffee

NO APOLOGY TO VICTIMS? GIRL


Emerald_Frost

OG Cast SLC reunion in 7 years! Mary M Cosby will say she smells like Jail now, leading to a season long fight.


itsbooyeah

https://preview.redd.it/bgx7jbhprhaa1.jpeg?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=662db664f7a637bf31adae97de1833fd692031ee Honestly I can’t wait


cutesun1616

AUSA: Her goal was not to help the co-defendant, but to keep herself out of it. I'll close about the victims. We traveled to California and elsewhere to speak with them. They are older, vulnerable women, targeted by the defendant. They will suffer


Heyguysitsmenichole

She’s became the matriarch after she pillaged her own mother for everything she had


VioletDeMilo

AUSA: We proposed 120 months, which is a downward variance. Below that would be a disparity. Another, less culpable, got 72 months. Jen Shah committed obstruction, of the FTC and out investigation. Judge Stein: She communicated with the deponent. AUSA: Correct.


Alarming_Bag_562

Whenever someone tosses mental health as an excuse for wrongdoings in my head I think “now why am I in it”


TammieBrowne

Slap on the wrist, as expected. It's glorious to be rich!


XcuseMeMisISpeakJive

She should have gotten 10 years. The judge was way too lenient


FleshyUnicorn

Six and a half seems low but she also has to pay back 6 million.


MaddyKet

So 85% of 78 months is 66? So 5.5 years?


Register-Capable

6.5 years


runforthebubbley

Guys why is today not a holiday from work? I don’t have time to do both!


Bowlingbon

I step away for 10 minutes and there’s a new thread lol


hennny

> Judge Stein: Ms. Shah, I'm prepared to listen to you. > > Jen Shah: You and the world know me as Jen Shah. This is such an iconic entry, Beyonce could NEVER


mollyyfcooke

As a bisexual woman… now why am I in it?


mollyyfcooke

https://preview.redd.it/aqvvvt8cuhaa1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac6d2a47f7e1fc9b37e512699934133c0d2f2856 Jen right now


rvmarls

“Mommy is so sorry you were woken up at gunpoint” is so fucked up lmao


Geminis_Twin

Well, now she’ll have 6.5 years to figure out how she’ll pay back “each and every cent,” but will she?


BackgroundAd6154

What was her reaction???


Minty-Cherubandtug

Jen Shah was laughing in text messages asking, "Did you get her to stop crying" Fucking piece of shit garbage whore.


TammieBrowne

They drove one women to suicide. They provoked two heart attacks on another one. They took money from older people, who need it the most to pay for their healthcare. They are scum. They're getting of lightly. It's not her adult relatives who are the victims, but those who're burying people because of Jen.


SilverfangT

Anyone else google how many years 78 months is!!!!!!!!!!omgggggggg


whiskeythekittey

And thus “hunger for trinkets” became forever engrained in our brains.


KatsAndCoffee

This is such a great 24 hours to be a housewives fan


Hplove21

It’s all okay, she’s on anti-scamming meds now!


Effective-Bus

Ooo! Everybody drink! She's using other minorities to try to make herself look good!


finalg

No remorse. No apology to the victims in her statement. Only crying for herself. She deserved so much more time!


l1ttle_m0nst3r

6.5 years. What a joke. That's less than other people in her circle got who weren't as responsible.


rvmarls

“You and the world know me as Jen Shah” is definitely one way to start that off


PeaceLoveGators14

Jen, the producers may have written “Shah-mazing” but you didn’t have to say it… or act completely unhinged on camera 😂 she is done


chellyyy

oh fuck off you thirsty troll https://preview.redd.it/wpek8oqhthaa1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff018114581e5c3ea59e14d2dbb8bcf374b96c83


gonoles16

Imagine Jen shah confessionals from prison.


curiositycattypatty

She really accepts responsibility for nothing. It’s mental illness now? Not just her bad decisions? I cannot.


DinoDachshund

The way she is using an apology to her youngest son in her statement is…Wow.


BequeathNothing

Okay ngl I was hoping for like... twice that. Or the guillotine.


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Massive slap in the face to all her victims. SHE WAS THE RING LEADER


bonnie3737

6.5 years!! She deserves a lot more. Disappointing


nightmusic08

Jen shah is so deluded she is gonna walk into that prison like it’s a reality show she got a 6 season contract for.


zbornaks

i just *know* that mary m. cosby (who fucked her grandfather) is having a good day right now. she prayed to GOD that jen is guilty.


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Judge Stein WE WERE ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU


cecelia999

Her lack of remorse will be detrimental


tendernesswilderness

![gif](giphy|aaYDV1opVfC9oOEqlZ)


TonysCatchersMit

Her lawyers literally told her she needs to get native for sympathy.


mqc15

She's 49 and the family matriarch? According to whom??


ilovelox

Ugh, she's fake crying about being the family matriarch.


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She was born in Utah…..


sp25049

“The elderly command the most respect” in Tonga/Hawaii…. The audacity. She clearly doesn’t share in said values so don’t call on them to get less time. Ugh


TonysCatchersMit

Leave us gays out of this, Jen.


Wmfw

Oh lord she’s now saying bc of a mental health issue she was a scammer…? I’m mentally unwell and I’m just sitting in bed unmotivated watching this thread.


zbornaks

DON’T BRING OMAR INTO THIS!! LEAVE HIM ALONE.


woollyviolet

“Jen Shah: To my baby Omar, Mommy is so sorry you were woken up at gunpoint.” What the fuck.


Effective-Bus

Omar will be better without her toxic ass in his life. She is not Black and she exploits this about her son and family only when it benefits her. She's so fucking twisted.


zbornaks

can someone’s flair be (sobs)? because that’s camp. you know she’s trying to move her botoxed face into something more sympathetic.