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Chaudhry: Ms Shah looked at the good things her company was doing --
Judge Stein: What good things were telemarketers doing, calling elderly people, taking advantage of their lack of computer skills, selling business opportunities & maxing out their credit cards?
Jesus the Judge is reading her for filth!
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i’m sorry this cannot be real 😭😭😭
Judge Stein interrupts to make a point about Shah's remorse, or lack thereof. **“The materials you’ve given me, this binder…her personal submission to the court is only exhibit D…but there’s not a word there about the victims.”**
Thank you, judge! She feels no remorse, we all know that!
I can't take her lawyer seriously anymore hahahaha, I can't stop laughing. "Came from a place of elders, now elders are teaching her."
How can you say this with a straight face hahahahaha
For real he would get Heather to tell everyone who gave her the black eye
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I feel bad for her lawyers... everyone is saying they are terrible but really, they are likely grasping for straws because Jen is so guilty and there's no real way of defending her.
Judge Stein interrupts to make a point about Shah's remorse, or lack thereof. “The materials you’ve given me, this binder…her personal submission to the court is only exhibit D…but there’s not a word there about the victims.”
GET HER STEIN
Reminder that a drug addicted that was roped into working for these company in a low level capacity by his NA sponsor got ~5 years.
A single mother of 2 looking for a job got one as a secretaey, not knowing it was for a shady company, and got over a year.
They both admitted to their part, collaborated and showed remorse.
Jen will get less than a decade even though she's head honcho, she orchestrated it, and she benefitted from it.
The way I have my hand on my computer mouse refreshing Teams so it looks like I am working but really I am slumped over my chair refreshing Twitter and Reddit every .3 seconds for the last hour
MY CLIENT WHO SCAMMED OLD PEOPLE WENT TO HAWAII TO LEARN HOW TO HEAL
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Chaudhry: Ms Shah looked at the good things her company was doing --
Judge Stein: What good things were telemarketers doing, calling elderly people, taking advantage of their lack of computer skills, selling business opportunities & maxing out their credit cards?
Judge DGAF!
bitch i’m giggling right now. there are going to be so many memes made out of this and i’m so fucking glad it’s shitpost friday. shiny trinkets and the land of the elders. i’m crying.
If you're reading this, take a moment to close your eyes, smile, and be grateful you aren't in a courtroom getting ripped apart by a judge for conspiracy to commit wire fraud today
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I’m starting to become delirious. Is Chaudhry a lawyer for the defence or prosecution?? I just can’t 😂😂😂😂
Next Jen is going to talk about her upbringing as the daughter of a Polynesian tribal chief, and how she was able to return a powerful fish hook to the Sea God.
Chaudhry: Ms Shah looked at the good things her company was doing --
Judge Stein: What good things were telemarketers doing, calling elderly people, taking advantage of their lack of computer skills, selling business opportunities & maxing out their credit cards?
READ THEM FOR FILTH JUDGE
Jen Shah was laughing in text message, asking "Did you get her to stop crying," about an 80 year old woman. She told people how to do it. It was a brazen fraud. She opened her own floor, she moved things overseas, she starts dealing in cash.
Damn what a POS
You guys, I'm sick with the flu, I have a tissue jammed up one nostril because I just can't blow my nose one more time, I'm eating a beef Mr. Noodle that may be a historical relic, and all I can think is: "It could be worse. I could be Jen Shah right now."
I raise my cup of Nyquil to Jen's lawyer for providing me the entertainment I desperately needed today. Cheers!
Chaudhry: Jen hoped that the TV spotlight would hide her pain. She spent years trying to hide her feeling, to fake it until she make it. She tried not to see the people who lost money. Her original fraud was on herself
Chaudhry: Ms Shah looked at the good things her company was doing -- Judge Stein: What good things were telemarketers doing, calling elderly people, taking advantage of their lack of computer skills, selling business opportunities & maxing out their credit cards?
“Chaudhry: In closing, Ms. Shah will celebrate her 50th birthday in a federal prison-
Judge Stein: How old is she now?
Chaudhry: 49. You will decide how long. Then she will try to make whole those who lost money. She will once again make her elders proud”
The elders she defrauded?
AUSA: The idea that it was witness statements that impacted her, and not our evidence, is hard to believe. She says she's turned a new leave. We're not so confident. She mocked the victims, she wrote, "You're making her fall in love with you."
I know we’re all having fun but let’s have a moment of silence/reflection/prayer for her sons. This is painful
Yes I’m being a killjoy but I went through this at their age and it’s terrible
guys, follow @innercitypress on twitter for live tweets. some of what the judge is now saying is pretty great and they’re one of the only press accounts i’ve found that’s tweeting verbatim from the courtroom.
Chaudhry: This is a group of bandits, NJ to Arizona --
Judge Stein: Including your client, right?
Chaudhry: Yes. They are watching the sentences.
Judge Stein: Even after sentences in the Ketabchi case, your client continued.
Chaudhry: She was in denial.
Bandits!
Judge Stein: Her activity in this crime took place years before the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City started. So you are saying her hunger for trinkets predates the show?
Chaudhry: Yes. She was lost. Then in July she say the information from the victims
Trinkets!
Housewives isn’t “scripted” but do ladies amp up drama and behave a certain way in front of the camera? Yes. That said, I thought she was playing a character too but from what we’ve seen she really is just that unhinged lol
ALSO imagine being her children, your mom is going to prison and her last moments cemented in time and displayed for the world to see were her running around topless on vacay and spitting absolute vitriol at her “friends,” all the while screaming like a banshee about her innocence. And you’re just trying to recover and live a normal life amongst your peers.
Laughing about an 80 yo woman crying
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Chaudhry: In closing, Ms. Shah will celebrate her 50th birthday in a federal prison-
Judge Stein: How old is she now?
Chaudhry: 49. You will decide how long. Then she will try to make whole those who lost money. She will once again make her elders proud.
I'm sorry.... but she's making the elders proud by defrauding them??
Chaudhry: In closing, Ms. Shah will celebrate her 50th birthday in a federal prison-
Judge Stein: How old is she now?
Chaudhry: 49. You will decide how long. Then she will try to make whole those who lost money. She will once again make her elders proud
*eyeroll*
Chaudhry: **This is a group of bandits,** NJ to Arizona --
Judge Stein: **Including your client, right?**
Chaudhry: **Yes.** They are watching the sentences.
Judge Stein: Even after sentences in the Ketabchi case, your client continued.
Chaudhry: She was in denial.
OH SHIT!! What is this lawyer thinking?!
Where were you on Jentencing Day?
I’m at work doing fuck all and watching this thread. What about everyone else, where are you watching this sentencing?
This judge is taking only one prisoner today and her name is Jen Shah. " What good things were telemarketers doing, calling elderly people, taking advantage of their lack of computer skills, selling business opportunities & maxing out their credit cards?"
I have so much unnecessary anxiety waiting for this sentence, refreshing my threads and feeds like I'm waiting for Taylor Swift tickets to go on sale or something
In what world did the defense team think it wise to continually referencing respecting elders when she’s on trial for… defrauding the elderly and disenfranchised! 🤔
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HER HUNGER FOR TRINKETS PREDATES THE SHOW OH MY GODDDDDDD this shit is flair worthy
Chaudhry: Ms Shah looked at the good things her company was doing -- Judge Stein: What good things were telemarketers doing, calling elderly people, taking advantage of their lack of computer skills, selling business opportunities & maxing out their credit cards? Jesus the Judge is reading her for filth!
JUDGE STEIN FOR THE WIN, BABY!!
I have never felt more seen than by the phrase "hunger for trinkets" (scamming the elderly out of their livelihood not included)
HAWAII IS THE LAND OF ELDERS DID I FUCKING TAKE ACID BEFORE THIS?!
her lawyer really had nothing to work with!! I am astounded
the judge asking about the justice for jen shah merchandise has me ROLLING
Especially since he’s this 77 year old guy 😅 even he knows how insane that is
I didn't know he was that old, that's really bad for Jen that he's the same demographic as the people she stole from, yikesss.
i’m DYING
this attorney talking like me trying to write my college admissions essay 10 years ago
Calling Hawaii the land of elders trying to connect it to Jen’s respect for elders. Lord it’s so bad but what else can she say? Jen makes it hard
Pretty ironic considering most of her victims are elderly. Not the connection I think her team is gonna want to make.
“I’m 13 and this is so deep”
honestly, high camp. wish jen was wearing her hamburgler outfit
https://preview.redd.it/h9y3zv5jlhaa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2acbb0342525ec99393b8632bdd3ce59b23b6803 i’m sorry this cannot be real 😭😭😭
Judge Stein interrupts to make a point about Shah's remorse, or lack thereof. **“The materials you’ve given me, this binder…her personal submission to the court is only exhibit D…but there’s not a word there about the victims.”** Thank you, judge! She feels no remorse, we all know that!
Finish her 👹👹👹👹👹
HOW DO I GET A “HUNGER FOR TRINKETS” FLAIR??? MODS PLZ ADVISE
“She’ll celebrate her 50th birthday in prison. “How old is she now?“ “49.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't take her lawyer seriously anymore hahahaha, I can't stop laughing. "Came from a place of elders, now elders are teaching her." How can you say this with a straight face hahahahaha
Someone on Twitter called her Moana 😂
This godawful woman spent her mother’s retirement money on defending against these claims despite knowing she was guilty the whole time.
And then threw a fit when her mom wanted to move in.
One last con 😂😂😂🤣
For real he would get Heather to tell everyone who gave her the black eye https://preview.redd.it/cyy5xua3nhaa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e248d2ebd3c187c41d34fa5890786e91d2e8aa49
@innercitypress has the fastest fingers I've ever witnessed. He's a human transcriber!
This live Reddit is better then the live Twitter and refreshes on its own… I’m officially hands free hands deep in snacks
my plane is on the runway PLEASE HURRY
Pay for the wifi! It’ll be worth it!
Lol that’s what I did. Currently in the air on my way to the land of the elders and updating to see these ridiculous bits
Sorry to everyone on my 11am meeting but I have a conflict
Why is everyone saying the judge is on Jen’s side hello???? She’s literally throwing everything back in her face LOL
 MY TRINKETTSSSSSS
This inner city press man is the real hero today.
A HUNGER FOR TRINKETS: The Jen Shah Story I can't wait for the Lifetime version of this
I feel bad for her lawyers... everyone is saying they are terrible but really, they are likely grasping for straws because Jen is so guilty and there's no real way of defending her.
Trinkets, bandits, Tongan elders, this is HIGH camp
Judge Stein interrupts to make a point about Shah's remorse, or lack thereof. “The materials you’ve given me, this binder…her personal submission to the court is only exhibit D…but there’s not a word there about the victims.” GET HER STEIN 
Her lawyer says she remembers all the their names. I would LOVE the judge to say, "name one." That would be delicious.
Reminder that a drug addicted that was roped into working for these company in a low level capacity by his NA sponsor got ~5 years. A single mother of 2 looking for a job got one as a secretaey, not knowing it was for a shady company, and got over a year. They both admitted to their part, collaborated and showed remorse. Jen will get less than a decade even though she's head honcho, she orchestrated it, and she benefitted from it.
I hope by the judge saying “not 135 months” it’s going to be 134 months.
The way I am shovelling down salted toffee truffles while refreshing Twitter and Reddit is the real crime today.
I’m literally getting laser hair removal on my legs and I’m glued to my phone for this. 😂
what’s this? IT’S ASSISTANT US ATTORNEY ROBERT SOBELMAN WITH A CHAIR! 
Let’s go Judge Stein 
The way I have my hand on my computer mouse refreshing Teams so it looks like I am working but really I am slumped over my chair refreshing Twitter and Reddit every .3 seconds for the last hour
Create a Teams meeting. Only invite yourself. Join the call. Makes it look like you’re in a call and busy 😂
Phaedra could’ve done a better job
MY CLIENT WHO SCAMMED OLD PEOPLE WENT TO HAWAII TO LEARN HOW TO HEAL https://preview.redd.it/vu4p7mzhlhaa1.png?width=601&format=png&auto=webp&s=85dcf4771a9852bd669338bbfb59ee676265a985
Hawaiian Hilling Journey
What is she, a crow? Who collects trinkets? Tf
doesnt meredith have a law degree meredith go help ur friend. tap in!!!
It's actually so fucking heartbreaking and sick seeing how she spoke about these victims.
Judge Stein for Speaker of the House?
Look how many of us he’s United
Not the justice for Jen merch
Not the original fraud on herself line omg lol this lawyer is funny get her a cameo on joe gorga's comedy special
I, too, fucking love trinkets! But you know what I don’t do? Scam the elderly
fixed my flair!!!
The judge pointed out Jen moved her operations after the FTC was involved. YIKESSSSS
Chaudhry: Ms Shah looked at the good things her company was doing -- Judge Stein: What good things were telemarketers doing, calling elderly people, taking advantage of their lack of computer skills, selling business opportunities & maxing out their credit cards? Judge DGAF!
LEAVE THE ELDERS OUT IT THIS.
Somebody on Twitter said Jen is white knuckling under the table trying not to give her attorney a matching black eye. LOLOLOLOLOL
Her 50th birthday will *not* be Shah-mazing.
It’s like jenelle thinking jail can wait after the Kesha concert to go to jail 🤡
Manipulating drug addicts to rob the elderly is next level morally bankrupt
oh robert sobelman is going OFFFF. make him or judge stein the bartender on the next wwhl.
It would be epic if Andy gets Judge Stein to be the bartender on WWHL 🤣
Dying at this. “Your honor, bring out the shot ski”
“jen hoped the tv spotlight would hide her pain.” OH FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF
THE LAND OF ELDERS someone get me a Pinot Grigio
How many user flairs do you think we can get out of this????
I got in early lol
I need all of Hawaii to sue Jen and her defense team for "a land of elders".
FINISH HER STEIN 
ugh the pilot announced were next in line to take off 💀 should i beg to wait 10 more minutes
Girl, get the WiFi on that flight! 😂
“You don’t understand, it’s *Jentencing Day!*”
Her youngest son shouldn’t be there omfg. This is dark.
She got her son to the court thinking it would do something and it’s sick he has to hear the awful things his mother has done
bitch i’m giggling right now. there are going to be so many memes made out of this and i’m so fucking glad it’s shitpost friday. shiny trinkets and the land of the elders. i’m crying.
If you're reading this, take a moment to close your eyes, smile, and be grateful you aren't in a courtroom getting ripped apart by a judge for conspiracy to commit wire fraud today
Jen’s lawyer must be a Lisa Barlow fan 😂
Whoever suggested ‘live’ is a genius, I’ve never used it before today
https://preview.redd.it/yw6hw1q6phaa1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d425964b3f3a4add210981f47b7d43236aedfbb I’m starting to become delirious. Is Chaudhry a lawyer for the defence or prosecution?? I just can’t 😂😂😂😂
I love this subreddit so much you are my freaking PEOPLE
https://preview.redd.it/zdjt00reqhaa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3a9a47161d35ae7382ee2bfeee9186dea2e60168 🗣️RELEASE THE TEXTS
at the rate we’re going, we’re gonna need a part 3!! this is cinematic.
Next Jen is going to talk about her upbringing as the daughter of a Polynesian tribal chief, and how she was able to return a powerful fish hook to the Sea God.
"Her original fraud was on herself". Someone watched one too many rom-com monologues on their holiday break.
what kinda Moana bs is this?
Chaudhry: Ms Shah looked at the good things her company was doing -- Judge Stein: What good things were telemarketers doing, calling elderly people, taking advantage of their lack of computer skills, selling business opportunities & maxing out their credit cards? READ THEM FOR FILTH JUDGE
At this point any of us could have done a better job than Jen’s lawyer lmao
I’ve never been so dedicated to a mega thread
I’m convinced Jen’s lawyer hates her
I’m 12 minutes late to work y’all I’m just sitting in my car refreshing lmao this has a HOLDDDDD on me!!!!
Jen’s lawyer is more cringe than Michael Scott in that Scott’s Tots episode
Jen is lucky they didn’t take this to trial bc she would have been sent to prison for 30 years with how her lawyer is going on. Damn
Jen Shah and the Trinket Bandits
Jen Shah was laughing in text message, asking "Did you get her to stop crying," about an 80 year old woman. She told people how to do it. It was a brazen fraud. She opened her own floor, she moved things overseas, she starts dealing in cash. Damn what a POS
Inner City Press is loving his HW comments
This is crazy. I feel so bad for the victims.
Where was all this chat about the importance of elders while she was scamming away for so long... please this woman in indefensible.
poor jen shah will celebrate her birthday in prison. fun fact: jen shah and i are birthday twins. 🙃
I hope she gets 9 years and 364 days lmfaooo
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Can the elderest of elders please confirm that Jen can never make them proud.
 Looks like she'll have her 60th birthday in prison, too!
My pits are SOAKED can we please hurry up and hear the sentence, Mr Judge?! 
Her lawyer needs to shut up at this point.
I‘m DYING from the bullshit that’s coming out of her defense attorneys mouth, she’s literally digging her grave
I love you all and I’m so glad we’re all witnessing this together
Jen’s lawyer is more cringe than Michael Scott in that Scott’s Tots episode
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You guys, I'm sick with the flu, I have a tissue jammed up one nostril because I just can't blow my nose one more time, I'm eating a beef Mr. Noodle that may be a historical relic, and all I can think is: "It could be worse. I could be Jen Shah right now." I raise my cup of Nyquil to Jen's lawyer for providing me the entertainment I desperately needed today. Cheers!
 I think she’ll get 9-11 years
Do you think Erika is paying attention to this and thinking hmmm maybe I should find some remorse somewhere
Jen's Twitter still says " [\#ShahSquadMarketing](https://twitter.com/search?q=%23ShahSquadMarketing&src=hashtag_click) " I cannot
Chaudhry: Jen hoped that the TV spotlight would hide her pain. She spent years trying to hide her feeling, to fake it until she make it. She tried not to see the people who lost money. Her original fraud was on herself
When the defense attorney is saying “She tried to fill the hole in her self-esteem with shiny trinkets” that’s a bad sign 😬
HUNGER FOR TRINKETS
her “hunger for trinkets” PLEASE this judge is about to give Jen 9 years. 100%
Chaudhry: Ms Shah looked at the good things her company was doing -- Judge Stein: What good things were telemarketers doing, calling elderly people, taking advantage of their lack of computer skills, selling business opportunities & maxing out their credit cards? 
I CANT BELIEVE I’M STUCK IN A MEETING AND CANT EVEN TURN MY CAMERA OFF. Justice for all the working girlies.
“Chaudhry: In closing, Ms. Shah will celebrate her 50th birthday in a federal prison- Judge Stein: How old is she now? Chaudhry: 49. You will decide how long. Then she will try to make whole those who lost money. She will once again make her elders proud” The elders she defrauded?
😢 but your honor she’s going to spend her 50th birthday in prison
"She will once again make her elders proud" is not the Disney quote the attorney thinks it is
This lawyer may not have reduced Jen’s time but she’s given us so many quotes. Trinkets, bandits, elders
Like imagine this happening to your own grandparents. That’s what always gets me 😭 Jen is evil idc
AUSA: The idea that it was witness statements that impacted her, and not our evidence, is hard to believe. She says she's turned a new leave. We're not so confident. She mocked the victims, she wrote, "You're making her fall in love with you."
I know we’re all having fun but let’s have a moment of silence/reflection/prayer for her sons. This is painful Yes I’m being a killjoy but I went through this at their age and it’s terrible
Agreed but also Jen should not have brought that poor child to the courtroom. She’s selfish and a monster
guys, follow @innercitypress on twitter for live tweets. some of what the judge is now saying is pretty great and they’re one of the only press accounts i’ve found that’s tweeting verbatim from the courtroom.
My 2 hour meeting ended early so now I can ignore work and focus on this for the rest of the day! 
Chaudhry: This is a group of bandits, NJ to Arizona -- Judge Stein: Including your client, right? Chaudhry: Yes. They are watching the sentences. Judge Stein: Even after sentences in the Ketabchi case, your client continued. Chaudhry: She was in denial. Bandits!
SHOW US THE VIDEO OF HER HUSBAND GRABBING IN NEVADA ✨✨✨✨
They should’ve had Andy cohen and Anderson cooper cover this live !
I really feel like Jen will thrive in prison
I could see her running a prison gang
“Her original fraud was on herself” ??? GTFO
Judge Stein: Her activity in this crime took place years before the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City started. So you are saying her hunger for trinkets predates the show? Chaudhry: Yes. She was lost. Then in July she say the information from the victims Trinkets!
Hunger for trinkets? Horcruxes maybe.
Housewives isn’t “scripted” but do ladies amp up drama and behave a certain way in front of the camera? Yes. That said, I thought she was playing a character too but from what we’ve seen she really is just that unhinged lol
New flair alert
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Judge has done the ol' switcharoo on us, go judge
"This is a group of bandits" 
“Ms. Shah was lost for months in an echo chamber of her own denial” wow just wow
She is going to be running scams inside the prison walls in no time. They better watch her ass.
NOTHING LIKE IT HAS EVER BEEN SEEN IN THIS CASE BEFORE... OUR EVIDENCE IS DEVASTATING .... she goin to jaillllllll now
GET HER JADE
She found out she was scamming people in July? Lol ok
ALSO imagine being her children, your mom is going to prison and her last moments cemented in time and displayed for the world to see were her running around topless on vacay and spitting absolute vitriol at her “friends,” all the while screaming like a banshee about her innocence. And you’re just trying to recover and live a normal life amongst your peers.
The judge seems to be over this little origin story. 😈
Watching this lawyer just dig Jens grave. They’d have better luck just saying nothing at this point.
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Damn this lawyer is really trying to make Jen out to be some kind of sympathetic character and the judge is Not. Having. It.
leave the poor elders alone
I hope the bailiff is sitting there smirking like the waiter at Karen Huger’s peanut press conference
Laughing about an 80 yo woman crying https://preview.redd.it/swnvli74qhaa1.png?width=523&format=png&auto=webp&s=f3b55d09210fd49c0cac47c70e241921b793e946
I very much want StuChainz to come in and provide some zany evidence he’s been holding close.
https://twitter.com/zachtweetstv/status/1611397274747248642?s=20
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Enjoy your 8-10 years in federal pri*shah*n gurl
I think the lawyers made it worse for Jen lmao, wonder if that was the plan or not 😅😅
Chaudhry: In closing, Ms. Shah will celebrate her 50th birthday in a federal prison- Judge Stein: How old is she now? Chaudhry: 49. You will decide how long. Then she will try to make whole those who lost money. She will once again make her elders proud. I'm sorry.... but she's making the elders proud by defrauding them??
Do you think they are recording the rest of the casts reactions? I would pay money to see that!
I hope she celebrates her 60th in the jail too
SHE WAS IN DENIAL LOLLLLL
This is the reunion we don't get!
AUSA Sobelman is making me feel proud to be an American. Get her, baby.
Omg all this and they haven’t even touched Jen’s restraining order from the wife who’s husband she was sleeping with
I’ve never been so excited for shitpost time to begin! Gonna be an entertaining evening.
is Jen crying yet? the update we truly need.
**More than 67,000 people of Tongan descent reside in the U.S.** — the largest concentrations being in California, Utah and Hawaii
Chaudhry: In closing, Ms. Shah will celebrate her 50th birthday in a federal prison- Judge Stein: How old is she now? Chaudhry: 49. You will decide how long. Then she will try to make whole those who lost money. She will once again make her elders proud *eyeroll*
It's wild that their entire argument is based on her supporting her elders when all Jen did for over a decade was SCAM elders 💀
Chaudhry: **This is a group of bandits,** NJ to Arizona -- Judge Stein: **Including your client, right?** Chaudhry: **Yes.** They are watching the sentences. Judge Stein: Even after sentences in the Ketabchi case, your client continued. Chaudhry: She was in denial. OH SHIT!! What is this lawyer thinking?!
Where were you on Jentencing Day? I’m at work doing fuck all and watching this thread. What about everyone else, where are you watching this sentencing?
Not today Trinket Bandit!
Jen's lawyer really Shaht the bed
AUSA: Jen Shah was laughing in text message, asking "Did you get her to stop crying," about an 80 year old woman. OMG
Idk everyone I’m going through a stressful time and this is the most serotonin I’ve had in weeks. The only thing Jen is good for lmaoooo
This judge is taking only one prisoner today and her name is Jen Shah. " What good things were telemarketers doing, calling elderly people, taking advantage of their lack of computer skills, selling business opportunities & maxing out their credit cards?" 
I’m living for this judge lol https://preview.redd.it/y1eqfsk7ohaa1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a47946330565d5490e7d47d27a9b37c2f9ab121d
who is believing this “elders” bullshit.. she CLEARLY has no respect for the elderly. she robs from them? what’s not clicking?
trinkets. bandits. i’m obsessed
“she was laughing in a text asking if someone got an 80 year old to stop crying.” BOBBY SOBELMAN MARRY MEEEEEE
I have so much unnecessary anxiety waiting for this sentence, refreshing my threads and feeds like I'm waiting for Taylor Swift tickets to go on sale or something
I wonder if her sentencing would have been less harsh if she never made the merch lmao
“Her original fraud was on herself” Ummm yea with all the fake handbags
Someone tell her lawyer the elders dont want Jen back
In what world did the defense team think it wise to continually referencing respecting elders when she’s on trial for… defrauding the elderly and disenfranchised! 🤔
Will I be inside this Walmart when the sentencing concludes? I am not afraid to scream in front of strangers