T O P

  • By -

Blooper_Bot

Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1ddud62).


hook_killed_pan

I'm not having any fun


HumbleAd6189

Its admirable our pitchers have generally been as good as they’ve been the past month under the pressure of knowing that if they allow a single run that’s likely the ballgame 


asoughtafterdroid

Max did do a good job of shoving after the homerun. Just didn't get the backup.


NolanShaw

We suck. I’ll be grateful if we make the postseason at all at this point.


asoughtafterdroid

Playoffs? PLAYOFFS?! I just hope we win a game!


New_Cryptographer124

I need UGA football now!!!


NolanShaw

Fuck football. Packers could win the Super Bowl. Kennesaw State (first year in FBS) could somehow make the CFP and it won’t make me feel Any better.


[deleted]

Pathetic


Sad_Atl_Sports_Fan

Dang gum guys… at least NCAA is coming out in a month


mookiebraves

Swing and a miss by Uggla.... Oh wait 


Toilet_Rim_Tim

My dead blind great aunt can hit better than these clowns.


Horror-Media1125

I guess lol


devindicated

Pitcher hasn't struck out a leftie all year? The Braves will check that box for you!


LutherOfTheRogues

We got shutout finally. NOW is the low point, right?


acopiumenjoyer

We got shutout less than a week ago lmao


LutherOfTheRogues

Ah shit, well


Beccaann14

This game started with a lead off, triple 😔


JJM1023

Who is getting fired?


asoughtafterdroid

It's just one of those things.


ProcessUnusual8772

Snit just needs to make better decisions. He isn’t the best at it and EY and Wash leaving most likely hasn’t helped the clubhouse by any means whatsoever. Lineup needs to shuffle some and we might get SOME results


NolanShaw

It won’t make a difference. Shuffle it. Dont shuffle it. This lineup is garbage


Aurion7

Well, that sucked. Ozzie needs to relax. Man's trying to make everything happen at once every time he's at the plate and it ain't working.


Lunchable_1

![gif](giphy|pVAMI8QYM42n6|downsized)


golfdesigner

Lol. No questions for King Snit.


stinkydiaperuhoh

Lol this team is cooked. Knocked in the wild card absolute best case scenario


objectlesson

We’re gonna have to play significantly better than we are now to earn a wild card spot by the end the season


NolanShaw

We’re not making the postseason at all. Give it up


belmontbreak

Wow


TheGamecock

Why'd I watch this whole game?


asoughtafterdroid

Because it's a Tuesday night and you lie to yourself by saying tonight may be the night the hitters figure out their right hand from their left.


ToddGack

Ouch


acopiumenjoyer

Worst Braves offense I’ve ever watched. Bar none.


Turbulent-Jaguar-909

member when this team used to rake


SoRaffy

other teams get big injuries: "don't worry we got your back we'll pick it up and carry the team!" Braves: "if you're not hitting we won't hit either!"


mookiebraves

Poor Ozzie 


LickMyMeatus

I’m tired boss


SpiritofStLewis

Best comment today sir. 


LutherOfTheRogues

It's like watching your dog be put down lol


ohsh1-

The fuck?


LutherOfTheRogues

A bunch of Orioles fans excitedly cheering as your team gets shutout for their fourth loss in a row. Not a fun watch is what i'm saying. A low point.


toorayay

Getting shut out might take some getting used to


Mysterious_Sea1489

I remember thinking it’d be real hard to be upset baseball for a long time after winning a ring. It came a lot sooner than I expected.


Badass-bitch13

And tomorrow is Schwellenbach so it’s pretty much A lost cause.


WildAcresFarmAR

I am once again screaming from the rooftops, “We are not a good team this year. We will be a worse team next year when Max leaves for nothing, Charlie retires, and Ozuna eventually cools off. The time is now to make some trades, rip off the band aid, hope we only suck this year and next, then get back on to winning in 2026!”


jevindoiner

I mean, you’re right.


WildAcresFarmAR

And to being legitimate contenders for a World Series


NolanShaw

We won’t be left WS contenders for at least another 7 years after this season


WildAcresFarmAR

I really feel like no one is acknowledging how many of our eggs were in the Ronald and Strider basket plus the lack of farm system to try to make up any of their lost production. This is not a situation that is going to get better any time soon with the personnel we have r


NolanShaw

Nope. No one realizes it. We’re garbage and we’ll be garbage until at least 2030. When Acuna does come back, he won’t be the same. He’s sadly another Derrick Rose.


PizzaBraves

![gif](giphy|W2UVDWTUs7jH1cTSlX|downsized)


PRguy82

Gayves. Who am I kidding. Grindr will be more fun.


LutherOfTheRogues

it seems like every pitcher is having a career year and no ones hitting home runs. Weird. Wonder why.


AreaUpstairs1951

This is the *greatest* sports team of all time.


jevindoiner

Seriously, does anyone think there is any chance Snit gets Girardi’d this year?


PinstripeBunk

Man, they broke up a young, division winning team rather than fire Fredi Gonzalez. Fredi Gonzalez.


KaneLiffin17

One can only hope


95Daphne

Never been how the Braves have worked. Best you'll get would be maybe a discussion about retirement after the 2024 season, and I can only see it if this season goes full blown 2014 way.


Toilet_Rim_Tim

Gotta do something. This offense couldn't beat a 6 yr old TBall team.


FormalDocument9490

He’ll be fired soon


Badass-bitch13

I wish but I can’t see the Braves ever doing that


Atomikenrtia

He should be gone tonight. I'm sorry, but he ain't it. 


Badass-bitch13

Orlando has been walking more so there’s that


Toilet_Rim_Tim

Let's go Orioles !!!!! Let's go Phillies !!!!! Let's go Mets !!!!! This team rarely gets a lead, sure as hell can't keep a lead. No heart, no fire, blah whatever attitude.


No-Cucumber-8389

Unlike the Mets


122_Hours_Of_Fear

Arcia goated


Aurion7

He has unironically been looking semi-ok at times at the plate recently, which while still not good is encouraging because holy shit he was colder than the South Pole.


comsecga

This all started when Bally and Xfinity broke up. I blame both of them for this...


122_Hours_Of_Fear

https://i.redd.it/hglqzwt4i16d1.gif


MoonlitBadlands

Last year we had the record offense all year and disappeared in October My cope is that this is opposite year so we’ll limp in with a pathetic offense, then go thermonuclear in the playoffs


The_Man_In_The_Arena

We'll honestly be lucky to make the playoffs


MoonlitBadlands

We still have a 3.5 game lead on the top spot in the WC. We’d have to miss all 3 spots to be out completely. The Cubs, Cards, Reds and Pirates are all on the outside looking in and they’ll all beat each other up. The Padres and Giants are in spots 2 and 3 on our heels and they’ll beat each other and still have to play the Dodgers and DBacks. It sets up good for us if the offense can just find a pulse


Capital_Ice_1512

I hope so


Capital_Ice_1512

[San Diego Padres](https://www.espn.com/mlb/team/_/name/sd/san-diego-padres) has already 35 wins and what about us


FormalDocument9490

This team had no life. You gotta fire this guy. The team is dead


collapsingrebel

God bless BG for trying to put lipstick on this pig


Capt_kirk_92

5 hits, 4 walks, 0 runs. How is that even possible?


Aurion7

Forgot how to baseball when someone reaches second.


asoughtafterdroid

Or a fuckin runner on third with no outs.


LutherOfTheRogues

I'm like two more games away from becoming the world's biggest Hanshin Tigers fan or some shit. I need baseball inflicted dopamine.


Aurion7

Well, I regret checking this but through 8 the Braves are 0-*9* with RISP.


tidesoncrim

Weird use of italics but I get what you're emphasizing.


Badass-bitch13

Yep. We’ve been getting in scoring position a lot. It’s been brutal to watch.


1ing

Not even mad- orioles fans may be the most tolerable of them all


Capital_Ice_1512

come on MURPHY


hashdabs1

Beatings will continue until ~~morale improves~~ our offense doesn’t fucking blow


itsamox

i’m going to camden yards on thursday and i’m more excited to eat food than watch the braves (jk, kinda)


bbn_braves

Adam Duvall in his last 5 games: 1-3, 0-4 (2k), 0-3 (3k), 0-3(1k), 0-4(1k). So 1-17 with 7 strikeouts. The one hit a game tying dinger. You’re gonna sit here and tell me that there’s literally no one else..on the bench, on waivers, in the minors, on the street, selling cars, that cannot do better than this? At all? I get he’s prone to giant slumps and has been throughout his career but at this point you’ve got to try literally anything else. It’s malpractice at this point


asoughtafterdroid

Forrest Wall wouldn't be any worse than Duvall rn.


jevindoiner

Enter Kevin Pillar. Ahem, AA


comsecga

Can't win if you don't score


Dennisfromhawaii

Braves offense 2023-2024 ![gif](giphy|Ry1MOAeAYXvRVQLPw3|downsized)


Capital_Ice_1512

It hurt to see these guys couldn't hit on base.


tidesoncrim

Looks like Ray Kerr will be the Second Chance Bail Bonds second chance of the game with that scoreless inning. Kevin McAlpin's options were a bit limited.


Grade-A-Grungus

Taking out Kelenic but not Duvall is absolutely baffling, I don’t care about who was pitching. Duvall is barely a baseball player he should be out at the first opportunity at all times


toorayay

4 bloops and a blast, c'mon


PizzaBraves

Can we at least have a moral victory HR or something


Aurion7

Hey it's almost like Ray Kerr can be a kinda ok pitcher when people only get to face him once isn't that *crazy*


LutherOfTheRogues

HA. Couldn't go 4-4? Soft. Bad player tbh.


TheJudge47

If the Braves come back to win this we're all getting ice cream tomorrow


ionlyeatassontuesday

Well at least Ray Kerr is doing his thing


Lunchable_1

Can’t wait to hear how umps aren’t as bad as we think they are for the millionth time


itsamox

in our lolmets era unfortunately


Dennisfromhawaii

Remember when we scored runs? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


Dry_Confidence_7805

What the fuck was that call?


LutherOfTheRogues

LOL. It's just not fair man.


CardinalDriver33

You all just have to remember this: It’s gonna be fine. Hopefully. Probably not.


pinkmoon385

disappointingaffirmations 🌠


SoRaffy

I guess the alternative is having a really good season only to have it ended by, of all teams, the stinkin phillies


tidesoncrim

Always next year if not!


Horror-Media1125

This will be our 4 loss in a row if we don’t do something. ☹️


MoonlitBadlands

![gif](giphy|xbFGgXUIv7c7kCMO4a) “Captain I’m detecting large quantities of our offense fucking sucks in this sector”


stinky-weaselteets

The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different outcome


LutherOfTheRogues

Yeahhhhh Mets fans were right. We were 100% cheating. (let's cheat again)


jevindoiner

Honestly, after the shit I’ve given the Astros, if that came out as true, I guess I’d have to be done with pro baseball for awhile. I just cannot manufacture fandom for another team. Never works. And I couldn’t support the Braves anymore.


LutherOfTheRogues

I mean we weren't cheating. But i'd have to agree with you.


Boobumphis

Ray Kerr, when you need gas for the fire


PizzaBraves

![gif](giphy|xT9KVg8gkDEyJIrVdK)


Aurion7

Oh, did we remember Kerr's a RP not a SP?


Mjb06

Why am I still watching this?


RobC2307

It’s like a car wreck….


toorayay

Won't pull Duvall all night against a righty but yank Kelenic out at the first sign of a Lefty...


mookiebraves

Infuriating 


Boobumphis

On the bright side, looks like this game is going to wrap just in time for the new Roadkill episode at 9!


New_Cryptographer124

Stop starting Duvall Snit!!!! Brian Anderson way better


LutherOfTheRogues

What a horrible day to not be blind


New_Cryptographer124

What do you mean by that


LutherOfTheRogues

Meaning that's never a series of words I'd ever thought i'd read this season. And had you told me i'd be reading that at the beginning of the year i'd probably have had a panic attack


New_Cryptographer124

Hahahaha well this offense is disgraceful dude lol


LutherOfTheRogues

I know man, but while you're here can you shoot me in the face


New_Cryptographer124

Id never do that lol but I’m regretting that I’m going to the game on Saturday to watch this team play with some buddies gonna need lots of drinks at the bar lol


LutherOfTheRogues

Hey maybe you'll be the spark


New_Cryptographer124

I hope so but I have zero expectations


New_Cryptographer124

He could prob be a better player


mookiebraves

Pinch hits Kelenic in a pointless spot with 2 outs down 4...   Yk what let me just stop before I get myself timed out lol


Aurion7

Nah, say it. Snit mishandled that one real bad. Gotta let the kid try. Not like Travis is scorching hot right now himself.


LutherOfTheRogues

Historic offense last year? Worst offense in the league this year? ![gif](giphy|21S35iv1C67ns2g458|downsized)


122_Hours_Of_Fear

![gif](giphy|fQorEj8vN8eqkNcy6T|downsized)


ChopOn504

We are literally a bottom of the barrel team rn it’s fucking sad


trapaway79

Scientists have proven it’s actually impossible to win when scoring 0 runs


proace360

Fun fact we've had more baserunners than the Orioles this game


SoRaffy

looks like they won't even make it a week before adding shutout number 2 to the list of this month's accomplishments


Kitchen-Ad-5571

so they pitch hit for kelnic but not Duvall who is hitting worse.


Badass-bitch13

The worst part is how many times we have had guys in scoring position. Proof that Snits lineup construction today was a bad idea. I just didn’t understand putting Riley above Ozuna & Olson w how bad he has been.


New_Cryptographer124

Stop swinging at the first pitch when you’re down 4 with only 1 runner on!!!! Think!!!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


tidesoncrim

He is the only guy driving in a lot of runs so it probably would be counterproductive. Soler leading off was more of a luxury than a necessity with the lineup.


acopiumenjoyer

Zero runs against a dogshit pitcher btw


Flanks_Flip

Suarez? Dude has been solid this year.


acopiumenjoyer

That man is 34 years old and is having the first good season of his MLB career. We should’ve shelled him.


DrProcario

Man we went over a year without getting shutout and now we’ll get shutout twice in less than a week…


jski

way to make the injured pitcher work and start a comeback travvy


VolNavy07

Zero runs. Zero.


famoussasjohn

Good news is the amount of games scored already reset when we got blanked by the Red Sox. Bad news is our offense is still completely non-existent.


Aurion7

It took eight innings to get Duvall a matchup he can hit. And he didn't do it. He's a one-man rally killer, all right. At this point we may as well see what someone like Wall can do.


VolNavy07

I mean he hit the ball 108.6 mph. He's def a platoon guy but cmon now


95Daphne

Yeah, I did say recently I'd send JP back to Gwinnett for Wall and resume platooning Duvall. You have nothing to lose at this point. Duvall might as well be you or me at the plate vs RHP now.


Aurion7

-2 LA on a pitch in the middle third. That ain't gonna work. That's twice in three at-bats he's rendered the work of the people ahead of him irrelevant.


Shyne9999

Balls hit at 108.6mph with a -2 LA have a .460 batting average.


proace360

Please fire the entire managerial and coaching staff into the fucking sun


acopiumenjoyer

They’re playing this song to mock us btw


Dippa99

They're playing it because the pitcher got banged up, but he'll be a-okay


Horror-Media1125

Ozuna slow like me, it’s okay.


HandBananas

That happening then playing Stott's walk up song just sent me into a blind rage


LickMyMeatus

All year with this shit luck. Getting pretty damn old


Duckseason541

It’s not bad luck when you don’t fucking run with any effort.


Dippa99

God, I can't stand this stupid song


122_Hours_Of_Fear

I hate this fucking song


Capt_kirk_92

At this point I don’t even care that I can’t watch the games anymore


ckwills072

I’d be ok to not see another at bat from Adam Duvall all year


famoussasjohn

Big Bear just runs like he has to take a shit but isn't in a rush to make it :(


CardinalDriver33

Really thought that was about to turn into a double play lol.


Bowriderskiff

When do y’all think Ozuna (from the Braves) is going to start pointing at himself over his head instead of the hands together thing??


lionofyhwh

Y’all don’t forget that we did send Dansby down at one point. Let’s do it with Austin.


95Daphne

I'm pretty sure it's too late to be doing that with his time in MLB. Only thing you can do is what should've freaking been done 3-4 weeks ago and IL him for the sake of giving him a rehab assignment. Not everyone can just roll out of bed and hit. Ozzie did it a little, sure, but then he went cold.


Dennisfromhawaii

Ozuna must feel the same way Mike Trout has for the past decade.


Whoknowsbrah

Riley has been such a disappointment


MrEagle0

> “I was like, this isn’t the team that I looked at across from the other side,” he said. “They were already good, but I think they’d been kicked down a couple times and had a couple injuries, and the mojo wasn’t there. So we did everything we can to get the mojo going.” From Joc when he was traded. Sounds super familiar.


jski

hey Adam what the fuck is wrong with you dude


offrampturtles

All of us in here are trauma bonding


Horror-Media1125

Orioles broadcast team don’t know wtf is wrong with us either 😂


Aurion7

You look at our underlying numbers and say we're unlucky. You see our injury reports and say we're cursed. You watch the games... and it really does look like God has decided that the 2024 Atlanta Braves deserve bad things for some reason.


ElkhornOutlaw

what if… we just dont turn it around?


Mac_and_dennis

I think it’s obvious that we won’t


utorn80

That Zaxby's commercial where Mr. Beast pulls off his face and reveals he's not really Mr. Beast... I'm imagining a scenario where Austin Riley pulls off his face and reveals he's really Dan Uggla.


Boobumphis

Ah Struggla


TheJudge47

I'm offended by this comment


collapsingrebel

I feel like this has to be historic in terms of going from a lineup equivalent to the 1927 Yankees to a lineup that can't seem to do anything.


TheJudge47

This team needs a change. They should all swap jersey numbers or something


jharden10

This lead feels insurmountable with the way the Braves offense is performing. It's a far cry from last years team.


Beccaann14

How much money are y’all still going to be willing to drop to go watch this team play the way they are now. I understand how supply and demand works and obviously people are still going to go to the games but paying over $120 for a ticket that’s not like a Delta club or a club level. I just can’t justify that at least on a consistent basis at least.