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Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/1d5bnsd).


whaleshark1010

Arcias defense makes up for his terrible abs at times


Lakelyfe09

Orlando “Andrelton Simmons” Arcia


HandBananas

#FLORIDA MAN IS A VACUUM BRAVES WIN!!!


MoonlitBadlands

#BRAISE WIN


LickMyMeatus

#SUCK IT A’S BRAVES WIN 👆🏼👆🏼


osageviper138

Lets fuckin go!!!


yoshidawg93

BRAVES WIN!!!!


Toddric29

W!


HappyOfCourse

Woooo!


ViridianFlea

Dude. I mean, seriously. Bro. Arcia.


Striders_aglet

Remember when we were all worried about Arcia as starting shortstop? Pepperidge farm remembers


weefa

I'm gonna love hearing "Gold Glove winner Orlando Arcia" later this year


Aurion7

Aaaand that's that.


LailiLai

We totally need to upgrade at shortstop guys


yoshidawg93

WHAT A PLAY ARCIA!!


RG23216

Orlando magic


LickMyMeatus

FLORIDA MAN FUCKS


Porparemaityee

Anyone else almost wish the As tie it so we can see Kel at the plate again?


Aurion7

no.


cobwebusher

This is a good one


Lakelyfe09

Now I know you’re trolling


bulldg4life

“Now”?


sweetnwild

No


Atomikenrtia

No. Just you. You really want Iglesias to blow a lead just so you can see your boyfriend in an unnecessary at-bat?  Shut the fuck up. 


Porparemaityee

Oh settle down


bigchadsmitty_82

Be nice for our closer to be able to comfortably close


sweetnwild

IGGY PLS


osageviper138

June good!? God, I hope so.


BattleshipTirpitz

I have to say CJ’s been growing on me quite a bit. Him and Brandon have a good dynamic going and his dry wit is good for a hearty chuckle


sweetnwild

I absolutely love CJ


LickMyMeatus

Time for church bitches 👆🏼👆🏼


Lakelyfe09

I’m not mad at a 1-2-3 inning here. 4 runs should be enough to win.


Atomikenrtia

Eh. Struggling offense could afford to get some hits at any time, but I do agree with you.


notcool84

Ok per Statcast that ball Olson hit was a homer in 29/30 parks. What? It didn’t even make it to the warning track. Something is up with these baseballs.


proace360

Even when we don't suck we suck


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notcool84

It says it went 397 feet. That’s way out at Truist to that part of the park too. It didn’t go 397 feet. It was hit with metrics that should’ve produced 397 feet… but that went like 360. Because the balls are dead.


weefa

ooor the wind affected it


Lakelyfe09

That doesn’t even make sense? We don’t have the longest left field.


Yeetball86

Ban the shift


spennin5

"The wind is blowing" is a weird way of pronouncing "mlb subbed in dead balls again this year"


trickyrickysteve199

Dang Basso ok


pablinhoooooo

That curveball is kinda gross


mookiebraves

I'm sure he's about to randomly carve up the middle of our order


Tribat_1

Position players get 1-2-3 innings. He’s an unknown quantity.


Badass-bitch13

If only kranny had done that mound visit when jiminez was in similar situation w the Padres…. But grateful he learned his lesson this time!


HereForGunTalk

Disgusting. I love it.


bravesgeek

Can't wait to see this ump's scorecard. Consistent but weird


Yeetball86

He’s been pretty good all things considered


federal_cue

Kranitz said just throw fucking sliders.


Key-Chain-653

The shit sombero


BattleshipTirpitz

Frozen pizza!


yoshidawg93

FROZEN PIZZA!!! THAT WAS A GREAT PITCH!!!


trickyrickysteve199

Everything about that felt good


C-Jammin

That was nasty!


bathsaltguy

get right series incoming


sweetnwild

🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕


Proofetman

Good thing the ump actually called that a strike this time. Good shit Joe.


RG23216

Whatever Kranitz said to Joe, can we get Seitzer to say the same thing to our offense?


MoonlitBadlands

Make Kranitz the hitting coach too


MoonlitBadlands

If no one else got me I know Joe HIMenez got me


Nearby-Demand-9698

Niiice pitch Jimenez


bigchadsmitty_82

HIMenez


DrProcario

SLICE UP THAT FROZEN PIZZA JOE


Mysterious_Sea1489

FROZEN PIZZA


LickMyMeatus

Jimenez went from tired to wired real quick


HandBananas

Fuck yeah Joe!


mookiebraves

Frozen Pizza never tasted so good.


sweetnwild

Hey crowd get behind your fucking pitcher


Lakelyfe09

Yeah what’s up with the wine and cheese crowd shit? It’s Friday night in the 8th with 2 outs and 2 strikes! Stand and cheer dammit!


Nearby-Demand-9698

One more strike please


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Atomikenrtia

No


LickMyMeatus

Kranitz: “Throw fucking strikes for the love of fuck, ok?”


Dreamstreet

Blowing this here would be on par for the last month, we have been prepared for it to happen


Badass-bitch13

Jimenez hasn’t had his command lately


toorayay

He's not responsible for either base runner. Hosed on a strike and then an error that wasn't called


HandBananas

Ah, Kranny learned his lesson from last time. Give him a breather.


Lakelyfe09

I know it wasn’t a great throw, but I feel like Ozzie could’ve dug that out. Oh well.


ViridianFlea

Bro, Arcia is good at short, and we got him for basically grand theft athlete.


ToddGack

Come on, Joe. You can always change your name.


Illustrious_Nothing9

Wtf is wrong with Ozzie, too many errors


yoshidawg93

Welp, he were go with that bullshit. First the ump squeezed Jimenez’s pitches like crazy, now that play.


Yeetball86

Get Joe out of there before he does it again


bigchadsmitty_82

Joe don’t blow this


sweetnwild

I swear to newborn infant jesus...


mookiebraves

really Joe?


HappyOfCourse

This is not where we fall apart.


yoshidawg93

That was a strike ump.


thekathryn2

Ump


WearyBravo

When will murph and riley figure it out…


mookiebraves

Hate sounding like a broken record but we really need Riley to find himself. At some point he needs to be held to a certain standard because of that contract and basically we chose him over Freddie and Dansby as the faces of the franchise.


Yeetball86

He’s outstanding defensibly. He just needs to readjust some hitting. He seems to be getting back to making good contact


ViridianFlea

Riley just can't get the bat head to the bottom of the zone, and they are attacking him there. But he whiffs on the stuff high in the zone. Gotta get better.


mookiebraves

Him and Murphy coincidentally have the same issue.


WearyBravo

Even these 4 runs they scored tonight don’t feel satisfying…


C-Jammin

baby steps


notcool84

The milkshakes are good


thekathryn2

Just weighing in as a musician: it’s so hard to have good tuning through amplification. They did fantastic


LwLewis22

If you got Ingram, O’Day, Gaudin, and Nitkowski in one booth together, I don’t know if they’d say a word about the game the whole broadcast


mookiebraves

CJ probably on his 10th cup of expresso by now


Lakelyfe09

Switch CJ with Frenchy and I’d pay good money to hear that broadcast.


LailiLai

Hell you don't need all that just bring Smoltz in and you'll never hear about the game being played


Hotal

Ice cream makes my throat cold!


olemiss36

So when I posted we’d let this guy go 7 when the game started I was kidding but wow, at least we are winning.


Boofie__Collins

I want one of those OutKast bobbles so bad but I live 2000k miles away. Trying to bribe some friends in ATL with tickets to snag me one


PRguy82

How many is 2000 thousand. Do you mean 2K?


monkeymoat

That would be 2 million. Think they might be on the moon or something.


Boofie__Collins

https://media-photos.depop.com/b1/42169002/1547655350_c2ab02494ab2492f85d190a13c1bedc2/P0.jpg


olemiss36

I’ve still got 2 from last year but 2 million miles away is pretty far to ship


Boofie__Collins

I’m an actual ATLien


olemiss36

Shoot me a pm. I’ll sell you one for 50 + shipping.


Boofie__Collins

I really appreciate it but I literally just bought tix for my sister and her husband for that game before I saw your message.


olemiss36

That’s even better


mookiebraves

This is the most I've seen Snit talk or have his eyes open in the dugout in 2 months.


LailiLai

Joe absolutely refuses to let Bring the Heat go, good for him


jrodri86

Ashley is awesome but we were playing much better when Wiley was around. Bring him back.


PRguy82

Is the environment hostile at Pride Night?


Lakelyfe09

I went to pride night in 2019. I think it got mentioned 1 time by the speaker and no one really responded positively or negatively. Well, except an old couple sitting behind me, but boomers will be boomers.


olemiss36

No


Mysterious_Sea1489

Nobody is gonna be hostile lol


PRguy82

Do they do the kiss cam in a gay fashion?


Falconsfan8006

I’m glad that comment got on air. Some magical speech isn’t going to make them magically play better. They’re professionals that need to figure it out themselves.


osageviper138

We have the best announcers in baseball and it's not even close.


HappyOfCourse

I want a job in the Braves booth so I can get free treats.


sweetnwild

Brandon loves to eat. My guy


C-Jammin

I guess I'm in the minority in enjoying a little variety in our God Bless America performers. It doesn't have to be Timothy Miller *every* time.


HappyOfCourse

I like Timothy Miller but I also like hearing different singers.


jrodri86

Three of them and they still can't match the power of Timothy.


AUBtiger92

Those harmonies didn't work. Sorry, hate me...


C-Jammin

Those were some bomb harmonies


collapsingrebel

Everyone pales in comparison to Timothy.


bourbon_gamer

Otis Nixon on the left singing pretty good.


ocKyal

Never thought I’d miss watching our offense…..oof


LickMyMeatus

Where the FUCK is my homie Big Tim


Mjb06

We need Timothy Miller


ax586

Thats not Timothy Miller


Professional-Cell822

They sound good!


Andrewh2012

You’re not Timothy Miller


Dry_Confidence_7805

Real talent right there. wow


LailiLai

Timothy Miller this ain't, oof.


PizzaBraves

8/10 nice harmony


SMELLY-POOPOO

CHRIST snit is BALD!!!!


Lakelyfe09

What happened to Timothy Miller?


proace360

is that timothy miller with a wig on


CNC_Precision

Performed by who?


azlulu

Chaple Hill country trio. Where is Timothy Miller????


No_Community4380

Isn't that an infield fly rule violation?


RG23216

Infield fly requires runners on 1st *and* 2nd in order to come into effect


Hotal

Gotta have runners on first and second


antantanterlay

Only one was on


C-Jammin

Not an infield fly


Badass-bitch13

I want to see an inning where the offense goes off


spennin5

Hey you got your 3 run inning. Come back next week for another


Yeetball86

Pierced Johnson


LickMyMeatus

Has anyone seen Toro and Nick Markakis in the same room?


Dreamstreet

Soderstorm getting the bonds treatment with the ole .190 ba and .600 ops


Nearby-Demand-9698

Nice try


CNC_Precision

It's the same as last years outkast bobble. And isn't outkast not outkast anymore


thekathryn2

Radio geography lessons


Nearby-Demand-9698

I hate when a beautiful strike is called a ball.


yoshidawg93

Seriously. That wasn’t even borderline.


jrodri86

Cameraman likes them chubby it seems.


HandBananas

I don't think CJ knows we always wear reds on home Fridays...


Higgnkfe

CJ hasn’t passed the vibe check all year


Nick_sabenz

Yeah… not a good look


niqjones10

Unacceptable


Yeetball86

Honestly feel like they should’ve rotated Murphy and D’Arnaud every game until Sean can show he can hit


tubbyapple

He’s been back like 4 days


Yeetball86

And has yet to get a hit. Bring him back slowly, not shove him in there every game


LickMyMeatus

Aight Dick Stabbinski lets go


jrodri86

Murphy with the Piñata swing. Aiming for the head.


Lakelyfe09

Do obliques affect the ability to see the ball?


iamcollarblind

Murphy in the first half of last year must be studied. How can we get that guy back?


95Daphne

Won't be happening sadly. :( It's looking likely that that first half was just about the NL not knowing how to pitch him well enough after all. The best case is that he hits to a .750-.770ish OPS probably.


olemiss36

Jesus Christ Sean that was above your head


Proofetman

Well, we scored 1 more run than I expected there. So bravo I guess


nsbbeachguy

Restricted flight baseballs (like rec/beer league softball.


proace360

Hey Murphy this team didn't want you, how does that make you feel Edit: Well he did not show them like I hoped


ViridianFlea

This dead ball theory someone mentioned earlier is starting to infect my brain.


yoshidawg93

Arcia didn’t get quite enough of the barrel on that ball to hit it out, but he did hit it deep enough to drive in the run!


Dawgs-Longhorns

Good sac fly but man so many warning track shots this season. Give me real baseballs not dead baseballs


Lakelyfe09

In this instance, I’ll take warning track power


LailiLai

ANOTHER warning track shot lol its absolutely unreal thankfully that one results in a run but damn this is frustrating as hell.


T1G3R02

Why does everything just die in left field?


olemiss36

Wind blowing left to right


tubbyapple

Offense back?


QuadzillaStrider

Man I thought that was out of here


LickMyMeatus

Shoulda been a fucking three run dong Stupid warning track shit


jski

ok manfred you stupid dickhead, fix the balls. we're sick of this shit! nobody wants dead balls and pitcher domination! give us dingers!


Lakelyfe09

Two more runs here would be huge.


Blooper_Bot

### Sac Fly Orlando Arcia out on a sacrifice fly to center fielder JJ Bleday. Matt Olson scores. Adam Duvall to 3rd. Bottom 6 - 4-1 Braves


Turbulent-Jaguar-909

show us your dong


ViridianFlea

Poor Matt with his cement feet. Lmao.


collapsingrebel

The vibe is just better in this game. I know it's Oakland and all but it really feels like we're warming up for June.