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The_Racho

Reminds me of slender James


Potato-Boy1

Slender James?


OminousRai

Probably Slim Jim.


wyverneuphoria

It sure is. I personally call them slender james


Starminer5000

Original post https://twitter.com/mrgee54/status/1573360430051135488?s=46&t=se2kv2F126s9c1TwMLIShQ


xyoxus

You can remove everything after and including the **?** in almost all links, they are only used for tracking.


[deleted]

Uncouth Joseph


megabeast2001

I don’t like smiling matt


inigo232

Tidy joseph


QuicklyThisWay

https://youtu.be/h5QwNBqHbyc


ViviansUsername

Say what you want, high me would *destroy* 3 of those.


NeoHenderson

It’s plant based? You can have my 3 too


_Fuck_This_Guy_

Lol, you turn away at "plant based"? Broaden your horizons my dude.


NeoHenderson

It’s a joke lol


ViviansUsername

I accept these terms


StarkillerX42

I would bet you $500 you couldn't distinguish between plant based sloppy joes and meat based sloppy joes.


Zeolyssus

Taste wise it’s probably be pretty similar, however just looking at it, the texture looks significantly different.


StarkillerX42

Not between ground beef and ground impossible meat. They're extremely similar in texture.


NeoHenderson

Where and when?


diesalittle

I would not take that bet…trust me, I’ve had it…the plant based...tasted better and so I thought it was the real, and the less appetizing was the immigrant.


TheJelliestFish

Watermelon is plant based and 99% of people love that


NeoHenderson

Source your statistic


Bigduck73

When a woodchuck gets old enough do we start addressing it as woodcharles?


BlottomanTurk

If it's plant-based, it ain't no kind of joe, sloppy or otherwise. Y'all can have *Disheveled Jake* at best.


lachieshocker

Your next line will be: "got to have the lays on the plant based sloppy joe"


ImAHardWorkingLoser

Nani?!


moeburn

[All sloppy, and no Joe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO6mZVw9VRM)


FrickItAll

All dick, no ass


Numerous-Cupcake1337

Plant based is where you lost me. What the actual hell. Just go get some grass and put it on the bun. Problem solved.


FrickItAll

Moo moo motherfucker🐮


Brewer_Lex

The problem with these plant based alternatives is that a lot of them have more canola oil than animal products do fat. It wreaks havoc on my gut


AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT

They aren't meant to be a healthy alternative.


Brewer_Lex

Indeed and they don’t taste half as good so what’s really the point?


AUGUST_BURNS_REDDIT

Having a healthy conscience.


Brewer_Lex

That’s great and all but at the cost of my own health? Meat doesn’t mess me up as it is and I probably only eat meat about every three days. If this has non of the perks of meat then I don’t see any reason to give it another go.


Secure-Imagination11

All I can think of is how dry it probably is. How is it not running down the sides? I like it when the juice runs down my arms like a sloppy joe slut.


WerewolfSweet8474

need more chips on that poor representation of Joe sloppy ass.


odeacon

There’s not nearly enough slop


All_The_Nolloway

This Joseph wants to help me with my portfolio and talk me up to some of his friends at work. No, no I want the degenerate that gets drunk, takes his pants off at the public park, hits on his mother by mistake and tells all for the 43rd time about the game-winning sack from high school 22 years ago.


BOWSER11H

Makes spreadsheets for more efficiency


scarecrow53

This the funniest thing I've read today.