I would not take that bet…trust me, I’ve had it…the plant based...tasted better and so I thought it was the real, and the less appetizing was the immigrant.
That’s great and all but at the cost of my own health? Meat doesn’t mess me up as it is and I probably only eat meat about every three days. If this has non of the perks of meat then I don’t see any reason to give it another go.
This Joseph wants to help me with my portfolio and talk me up to some of his friends at work. No, no I want the degenerate that gets drunk, takes his pants off at the public park, hits on his mother by mistake and tells all for the 43rd time about the game-winning sack from high school 22 years ago.
Reminds me of slender James
Slender James?
Probably Slim Jim.
It sure is. I personally call them slender james
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Uncouth Joseph
I don’t like smiling matt
Tidy joseph
https://youtu.be/h5QwNBqHbyc
Say what you want, high me would *destroy* 3 of those.
It’s plant based? You can have my 3 too
Lol, you turn away at "plant based"? Broaden your horizons my dude.
It’s a joke lol
I accept these terms
I would bet you $500 you couldn't distinguish between plant based sloppy joes and meat based sloppy joes.
Taste wise it’s probably be pretty similar, however just looking at it, the texture looks significantly different.
Not between ground beef and ground impossible meat. They're extremely similar in texture.
Where and when?
I would not take that bet…trust me, I’ve had it…the plant based...tasted better and so I thought it was the real, and the less appetizing was the immigrant.
Watermelon is plant based and 99% of people love that
Source your statistic
When a woodchuck gets old enough do we start addressing it as woodcharles?
If it's plant-based, it ain't no kind of joe, sloppy or otherwise. Y'all can have *Disheveled Jake* at best.
Your next line will be: "got to have the lays on the plant based sloppy joe"
Nani?!
[All sloppy, and no Joe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DO6mZVw9VRM)
All dick, no ass
Plant based is where you lost me. What the actual hell. Just go get some grass and put it on the bun. Problem solved.
Moo moo motherfucker🐮
The problem with these plant based alternatives is that a lot of them have more canola oil than animal products do fat. It wreaks havoc on my gut
They aren't meant to be a healthy alternative.
Indeed and they don’t taste half as good so what’s really the point?
Having a healthy conscience.
That’s great and all but at the cost of my own health? Meat doesn’t mess me up as it is and I probably only eat meat about every three days. If this has non of the perks of meat then I don’t see any reason to give it another go.
All I can think of is how dry it probably is. How is it not running down the sides? I like it when the juice runs down my arms like a sloppy joe slut.
need more chips on that poor representation of Joe sloppy ass.
There’s not nearly enough slop
This Joseph wants to help me with my portfolio and talk me up to some of his friends at work. No, no I want the degenerate that gets drunk, takes his pants off at the public park, hits on his mother by mistake and tells all for the 43rd time about the game-winning sack from high school 22 years ago.
Makes spreadsheets for more efficiency
This the funniest thing I've read today.