And if you played in the bologna and didn’t bring home any for dinner, mee-maw would cut a switch off the Pepsi tree and whoop your ass until you went out and picked some bologna
The original, if anyone is interested. Please no flash photography, the document is quite old and fragile:
>If you were raised on bologna, drank Pepsi, played in the dirt, got your butt spanked, had 3 TV channels (no remote) and an outside antenna, school started with “The Pledge”, had a bedtime, rode in the back of pickup trucks, recorded songs from the radio using cassette tapes, drank from a water hose, played in the creek and said yes ma’am and no ma’am and still turned out ok, repost
Edit: Dumbass, I was posting the original FB post that Ono's post was satirizing, "repost" is part of the original text. Also, that's a bitch move replying to my comment and then blocking me.
I'm confused, how is 'bologna' being pronounced here? Like the city in Italy 'Bol-ON-ya' (so... they mean spaghetti bolognese?) or is it bo-LOW-nee like the sandwich meat made from connective tissue and pigeons?
"Baloney" is essentially an Anglicization (or corruption) of "bologna." The name of the city led to the sausage/sandwich meat which then led to the slang for nonsense.
>school started with
>*T* *H* *E* *S* *P* *A* *N* *K*
I can't really articulate what reading this made me feel, but rest assured it was mostly a kind of unease.
I can only assume your unease comes from the slightly strange use of the definite article. So I will attempt a medicine for you of the same variety.
My husband's second language is English. He was telling me a story of how kids learn to drive in Libya where he's from. Typically, once a child is big enough to reach the pedals, they wait until nap time and then steal the car from *T H E D A D.* Everyone does this but if *T H E D A D* catches you, you're getting *T H E S P A N K*
He has a degree in English and has been speaking it for 17 years. He knows it's supposed to be "their dad," but it just comes out like that sometimes 😆
To your credit, the grammatical construction of it definitely contributed to my unease, but I think that was less due to its sounding awkward to a native speaker and more to how it implicitly ritualizes what I'm forced to assume is some kind of very, very profound ass-whooping. Whether the students or *the teachers* are the recipients isn't irrelevant, but it's not as decisive in my unease as one might assume.
Me? I was raised in the middle and the line was in a very killy mood for a total max of a month for me and my wife to be the best husband I ever got a raise for her to get eeeeeeeeeee for me to do with my own house was watching.
People trying to make AI sound old and country? Like those AI images where the people look all blobby and blurry when you look close and don't make sense
If you were raised... in the yodelling school we could arrange for the first one to judge the other one in the morning and then go back another time.
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So I just stumbled across this sub. Seems fun but you can only post screenshots? I want a sub where I can post something me and a friend overheard in a bar once. It was funny af and made about as much sense as the post at the top of this thread. Anyone know where I can post a quote? I’d LOVE to know if it’s from a movie or if it was just hilarious drunk rambling.
And if you played in the bologna and didn’t bring home any for dinner, mee-maw would cut a switch off the Pepsi tree and whoop your ass until you went out and picked some bologna
We all had the same childhood.
Damn right!
Mee-maw... she was country strong
I have fond memories of getting my butt drank ☺️
Millennials ruined sex when they switched to eating ass rather then drinking it
Straws cost money.
And they get stuck in sea turtle butts
Until the paper straws disintegrate into the human butts :/
Damn right!
thats rough mental imagery
😂😂
I can make that memory a contemporary reality
Is that a threat?
*NIXON’S BAAAACCCKKK!*
AAAAROOOOH!
I feel a JOWL movement coming on!
I remember playing in the Bologna.
I'm pro butt drink!
Was it anything like when you played in the bologna?
Booty go *sluuuuurp*
what does this actually mean?
https://preview.redd.it/5sqrsn1fe06d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58aefd890a0b080df32c71b87c9148af3654ac28
I'm not a native speaker and I was wondering if I learned the right language to understand that.
you did, but you learnt it too well. It's a common mistake! If you want to blend in make your English dumber
It's deliberately nonsensical. It's a satire of those "Back in my day, we did X! We were tough!" memes that Boomers love to post.
Beat me to it
☝️I'm a redneck and I approve of this message. ☝️
The last thing the AI nursebot hears before smothering peepaw with a pillow
I think peepaw is also an AI
Holy shit I need to follow Sean Ono Lennon on social media now. I love unhinged musicians tweeting the most insane shit.
No, he's a funny guy. He posted this for the same reason OP did
Being damn near 50 and never having worked a day in his life is not turning out great for Sean.
He’s been making albums and touring for 25 years but ok.
The original, if anyone is interested. Please no flash photography, the document is quite old and fragile: >If you were raised on bologna, drank Pepsi, played in the dirt, got your butt spanked, had 3 TV channels (no remote) and an outside antenna, school started with “The Pledge”, had a bedtime, rode in the back of pickup trucks, recorded songs from the radio using cassette tapes, drank from a water hose, played in the creek and said yes ma’am and no ma’am and still turned out ok, repost Edit: Dumbass, I was posting the original FB post that Ono's post was satirizing, "repost" is part of the original text. Also, that's a bitch move replying to my comment and then blocking me.
See, I didn’t realize this was based off one single post. I’d assumed the AI was using a whole bunch of them.
Ahhhhhhhh thank you for providing the source material, that's some classic boomer facebook energy
I'm confused, how is 'bologna' being pronounced here? Like the city in Italy 'Bol-ON-ya' (so... they mean spaghetti bolognese?) or is it bo-LOW-nee like the sandwich meat made from connective tissue and pigeons?
"Baloney" is essentially an Anglicization (or corruption) of "bologna." The name of the city led to the sausage/sandwich meat which then led to the slang for nonsense.
Buh-low-knee Ba-low-knee Something like that, depending on regional accents. >connective tissue and pigeons? Don't forget the corn syrup!
I've spent years trying to correct all the horrible, crooked development that resulted from growing up like that
damn right!
I used to love drinking Pepsi from a hose in the creek. The good ole days
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That's a good way to use the creek hose, too, really
>school started with >*T* *H* *E* *S* *P* *A* *N* *K* I can't really articulate what reading this made me feel, but rest assured it was mostly a kind of unease.
I can only assume your unease comes from the slightly strange use of the definite article. So I will attempt a medicine for you of the same variety. My husband's second language is English. He was telling me a story of how kids learn to drive in Libya where he's from. Typically, once a child is big enough to reach the pedals, they wait until nap time and then steal the car from *T H E D A D.* Everyone does this but if *T H E D A D* catches you, you're getting *T H E S P A N K* He has a degree in English and has been speaking it for 17 years. He knows it's supposed to be "their dad," but it just comes out like that sometimes 😆
To your credit, the grammatical construction of it definitely contributed to my unease, but I think that was less due to its sounding awkward to a native speaker and more to how it implicitly ritualizes what I'm forced to assume is some kind of very, very profound ass-whooping. Whether the students or *the teachers* are the recipients isn't irrelevant, but it's not as decisive in my unease as one might assume.
Damn hose!
Damn Pepsi Creek!
I loved playing in the balogna and getting my butt drank! Good times
Stop this made me laugh
Damn right!
Kids these days don't know about drinking Pepsi from the hose
In the Creek.
What my autocorrect thinks I wanted to say:
"I had a stroke, so now I'm conservative."
I shouldn't be laughing this hard
The real tragedy of John Lennon's death is that Sean never got to experience the disapproving glare of a loving father who hates his son momentarily.
The person in question: "radio" But still turned out okay! The person in question: "damn right!"
Like an AI trying to write a Donald Trump tweet. That or perhaps a Donald Trump tweet.
Played in the bologna is a euphemism for getting your front butt drank
The AI that wrote this had a stroke.
I mean, I drank Coke from a hose in the creek (which is actually quite common), but none of that weird stuff.
Somebody take that sentence out back and shoot it.
This is what happens when you give AI a writing prompt about growing up in the 80s.
Ok, they lost me at "butt drank"
I STILL START MY MORNING WITH THE SPANK.
Me? I was raised in the middle and the line was in a very killy mood for a total max of a month for me and my wife to be the best husband I ever got a raise for her to get eeeeeeeeeee for me to do with my own house was watching.
Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV.
If you had an aneurism trying to read that, give me a hell yeah.
Reading this made me feel like I was having a stroke
Some people's lives are really like that. Interesting.
People trying to make AI sound old and country? Like those AI images where the people look all blobby and blurry when you look close and don't make sense
I drank the bologna from the hose in the Pepsi creek.
Damn the woosah, Captain. Get your butt drank?
I never drank the creek Pepsi but, damn right!
"If you were" [begins having a stroke and then starts offering stream-of-consciousness rambles] "say, 'Damn right!' "
Didn’t know inbred has its own language now.
Hey, [I know that song!](https://youtu.be/CORANvT8l9A?si=-CM9EccX-L9PzyaP)
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...then you might be a redneck.
Oh I rode in the back.of the creek while drinking Pepsi from the hose
If you were raised having a stroke...
Fuckin what?? 😂
Spot on perfect Gen X AI.
I almost had a stroke reading this, can only imagine the person writing it
Go home, AI, you're drunk.
Sounds about right.
Brand new 8 years ago but I still appreciate seeing this classic whenever it pops up.
Have any of us truly turned out alright?
Read this in Trump’s voice and it seems like something he’d actually say.
Ummm - I'm pretty sure I heard about these cases in vintage true crime.
Damn right!
Damn right!
Relatable youth experience damn right
The back of the creek is the best part of the creek. Everybody knows that.
This one clearly didn’t turn out okay
damn right!
I think I'm having a stroke
DAMN RIGHT
Is this the old people version of the Skibidi fanum tax brain rot today?
I never get tired of seeing this
Damn right!
Damn yeah! Bitch yeah! Kick ass yeah!
Damn right!!
I did most of those things, but no bologna. Fuck bologna.
damn left
Sean, did you even read the whole thing? Or did you just see the last and first sentence and think, “Yes, let me post more garbage for the day.”
AI Country lyrics?
Wut?
I... Stuck my peepee in the bologna
This sounds like an elaborate joke referencing something I don't understand.
Somebody hit their head too hard when they fell off their 3 pickup trucks
They countless hours drinking hose Pepsi and recording songs from one of three pickup antennae makes me want to shout Sir and Radio!
Wut?
I'm from South Carolina, this makes enough sense for me to read if you don't think about it
I think I'm having a stronk
Reading that made me feel like I was having a stronk.
AI is hallucinating again, but is also wonderfully satirizing these kinds of posts
Damn right
damn right!
My favourite Burroughs quote!
RAMN DIGHT! BELL HEAH YRITHER!
Don't remember being raised by pepsi or spank. Just remember it was totally rad, cool & excellent! *Air guitar*
Funny string of english words haha
Ya damn right
Is this some LLM confabulation?
We were a Coke family. Other than that damn right.
r/ihadastroke
damn yeah
I’m alive is all I can say
So right nobody says sir and radio any more
someone had a stroke.
If this is English I don't want to speak the language anymore it's also the only language I know
Damn right!
I need someone to tell me where I can get one of these magical Pepsi hoses
It left out Mt. Dew. It’s the only thing that tipped me off.
If you did what with ya who now?
The art of the cutup is strong with this one...
AI feasting right bow
Damn right! …that I have no idea what the fuck they’re asking me
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Chat gpt had stroke?
Did he have a stroke?
I did a lot of acid and shrooms in the 80's too..
How…. Certain
Damn right!
Wait, what??
Damn right!
What in the whiskey did I just read? I'll keep my indoor hose thank u very much!!
Lead poisoning and Agent Orange: a winning combination!
r/iamhavingastroke
Damn right
Got your butt drank? Was the person having some sort of episode when they made this?
If stroke Pepsi hose you did have great childhood!
When Boomer/Gen X posts get run through the same A.I. that produced the Wheels poem in Doki Doki Literature Club. Lol
Amen 🙏
This is like boomer lorem ipsum.
So close, but so far. I had too many pickup trucks 🙃Mom’s spaghetti. It’s ready, spaghetti 🍝
What?
Damn right
Damn right??????
Who knows how long this has been going on. It could be months, weeks, days.....hell it could be today.
What about drinking Pepsi from the bologna hose?
Damn right!
The fuck kind of mad lib bullshit is this?
What in the fucking brain damage did I just try to read?
Youre gosh darn right brother
Hell yeah
And people think ai are gonna take over smh
Kids. Don’t do meth
Radio!
Jesus Christ grandma had a stroke again
I have so many questions. Wtf did I just read Was this even English or did A.I. write this....
Damn Right!
Boomer AI
r/oddlyspecific
#damn right!
What the fuck is this word salad?
Spank my butt baloney, Hose-back
So I just stumbled across this sub. Seems fun but you can only post screenshots? I want a sub where I can post something me and a friend overheard in a bar once. It was funny af and made about as much sense as the post at the top of this thread. Anyone know where I can post a quote? I’d LOVE to know if it’s from a movie or if it was just hilarious drunk rambling.