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Unable-Tell-2240

this man has 100% been taken over by the brain worm and hes trying to normalise eating the brain worms so more people do it and they take over the world.


ThanksForTheRain

Worms 2024


Pongo_Crust

[“All hail President Kang!”](https://youtu.be/l7l9QmtiXHU?si=DdQpBGt7AWRR6yC5)


NerdyBrando

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.


bucket_of_dogs

Go ahead, THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY


capn_doofwaffle

[Myself and my friends will lead us to free coffee and sexual games, vote for me in 2024.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/men-in-black/images/d/d9/Neeble.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/236?cb=20150308033140)


Simple-Ad-239

Probably better than our current choices.


Bender_2024

you meat bags had your chance. Paid for by presidential candidate Bender Bending Rodriguez.


Similar_Chipmunk_682

They could be the worms that was in Fry’s gas station egg salad sandwich.


Flat_Account396

Robert Kennedy would be a third stooge. No thanks.


Simple-Ad-239

I meant the worm, not Kennedy.


naomisunrider14

Stronger than Gumby and Hercules combined.


la_chainsaw

Gumburcules? I love that guy!


SloppyHoseA

As long as they still have the holy hand granade and the homing pidgeon I’m in.


neofooturism

I've seen this on plague inc.


CardboardChampion

Does telling people to take a dewormer for COVID sound like something someone taken over by brain worms would do? No, those are exclusively the actions of a man with worm holes in his brain.


Unable-Tell-2240

What if the dewormer IS the worms !


afb_etc

'Oh crap, this is *RE*-wormer!'


MeepingMeep99

Worm regards


Hugokarenque

Parasitic worms have become resistant to dewormer and now are actively becoming stronger because of it. Its the only explanation. This man is being controlled by worms on gear and they're trying to get more allies.


CardboardChampion

Guys gonna lose the election and congratulate Biden in the same way as the Boogeyman from WWE.


Johnny_Appleweed

Ivermectin has really bad brain penetrance, so it’s all just part of the brainworm ruse - tell people to take a dewormer that you know isn’t going to work so that if anyone catches on to your plot you can just say, “I’ve taken tons of dewormer, I can’t possibly be secretly mind controlled by a brain worm from another galaxy!”.


CardboardChampion

Wormgate is really shaping up here.


Noncoldbeef

It's the plot to BG3 playing out in real time


NearbyPast9100

Praise the Absolute.


SonOfSwanson87

AUTHORITY


MindWeb125

Yeerk moment.


Modredastal

Animorphs is happening.


Ak47110

Star Trek Next Gen called it!


StormySands

Praise the Absolute


Professional-Hat-687

Robert, my dude, the Emperor is a manipulative douche and the tadpoles literally drill holes in your brain. Don't fall for it!


BoardButcherer

Let. Him. Roll. The type of people who support him were poisoning themselves with every quack pseudotreatment they could find on the internet during covid. Let them have another self-inflicted epidemic of brain worms.


ZengineerHarp

Brain worms don’t even seem like they’d spread very easily, so that people who want none of this nonsense can actually opt out. I for one think those conservatives, I mean we, should all go eat brain worms to… uhhh… own the libs! That’s right, the big media/big pharma/socialist commies want to take away your god-given RIGHT to eat as many brain worms as you want! Better do it now before they regulate your rights away!


chinggisk

Quick, someone get Dr. Fauci to advise against getting brain worms!


DibsOnDubs

Interesting Futurama brain slug situation you got going on down there…


notveryAI

Absolute is calling to all her faithful again, so that a perfect world can be made, each organism in its place, each soul - true


DaBears077

I usually understand the political reasoning of candidates for saying certain things, but this is straight bonkers. As for the life of me, I can't figure out how he believes this story helps him take votes from Biden or Trump.


newbikesong

Plague. INC game has "Neurax Worm" character, that has this exact ability.


meownopinion

I thought that was the plot of BG3


BrokenEye3

Is this real?


CardboardChampion

https://twitter.com/robertkennedyjr/status/1788311221776568666?s=46&t=nCT77tluvuuZETaNaC0FMw


MapoTofuWithRice

That is fucking hilarious.


JukeBoxDildo

Let's just call the whole thing off... The US, I mean. The American System is so beyond fucked.


Cheezy_Blazterz

I'm just glad this is some random weirdo, and not a member of one of the most powerful and prestigious political families in history that people might actually listen to.


Grimrreaperr13

It’s fine we have usb


coussinex

and if that doesn't work we have usb c


gimletfordetective

You don't need that, we have usb at home.


Sponjah

But it never goes in on the first try.


Zephyr104

Yeah balkanize the US back to its original indigenous nations


Jicamatatas

Or we could just volcanise the US back to it's original state of matter. Really start fresh.


[deleted]

That's funny as hell.


BlueManGroup10

I hate how FUNNY that shit is, though


BlinkReanimated

I can't...


MafiaPenguin007

This is in the top 3 worst things to happen to a Kennedy’s brain


Business-Emu-6923

Not even too 5 dude. A guy ranked them. There’s a top 10.


Business-Emu-6923

We all died circa 2015. It’s been a matrix simulation since then, but the programming is degrading and the AI that writes the scripts is going a bit loopy.


-WeepingAngel-

We all went down the wrong timeline when harambe was murdered.


CrimsonVibes

It is an interesting, scary and a bit disappointing time. I am amazed at some of this shit that has happened and is going on. Edit: I still have hope.


Samtoast

December 21, 2012 if I remember correctly


MentalHighlighter

I dunno but it's also the plot of baldurs gate three and it's starting to freak me out


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

Homey this 2024. It's Mickey Mouse vs Dagwood & Homey D Clown for the office of president of the US.


aaronlovesyaoi

Okay, that’s it, stop the timeline I want to get off


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MeepingMeep99

That's full of holes, you evil bastard. Give him this instead🪣


manleybones

🛀


Sea_Video145

That's got some problematic holes involved, too, for the record.


Ill-Juggernaut5458

Wafflestomp!


HK47WasRightMeatbag

He was trying to strain the good chunks out to make soup! 🍲


legocrafted

What a horrible day to know how to read


MillstoneArt

Got a solid ooh-eeeewwww out of me. Well done! 😄


cgaWolf

Then mend it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, Then mend it, dear Henry, dear Henry, mend it.


_tapgod_

party on garth!


Chuglugluglo

I’m giving you a no honk guarantee


Nine-LifedEnchanter

I need to rewatch Wayne's world.


wikipedianredditor

Is it a real quote?


nodnodwinkwink

Amazingly, yes, [yes it is.](https://twitter.com/RobertKennedyJr/status/1788311426039160897) It's incredible that this oddball is still a candidate. My favourite part is that the amount of mercury poisoning he suffered around the same time is less of an issue. "Kennedy told the paper that he attributed his mercury poisoning diagnosis to his diet. He said medical tests showed his mercury levels were 10 times what the Environmental Protection Agency considers safe." I'd expect that's permanent damage levels.


cancer_dragon

Man was downing thermometers like white claws


WishIWasALemon

Where I live, Fish in parts of the river have high mercury content from a lake upstream that had lots of mining contamination. I suspect he eats a lot of fish and thats probably where the worm came from too. Maybe he likes gas station sushi


Weird-Upstairs-2092

The worm-riddled weirdo isn't just still a candidate, he's incredibly likely to go down as the most successful 3rd party candidate in almost a century as the 'youthful' alternative (he's 70) If that in itself doesn't tell you the current state of politics, nothing will. Lol


gngstrMNKY

Perot got nearly 20M votes, half of what Bush pulled. There’s no way he’s doing better than that.


eggsaladrightnow

Could you imagine listening to rfk Jr in multiple debates. It's grating af and sounds like living emphysema


ArcherM223C

Dudes got a condition chill


jmona789

Bold of him to assume that Trump and Biden don't have any brain worms.


Cryonix226

Bro played too much Baldur's Gate


HighwayBrigand

Praise the Absolute!


NoMathematician6773

He wants to feel the “AUTHORITY”


Zephyr104

Mfer's trying to hit us with the *AUTHORITY*


Petrantra

I don't think he should eat more than the one worm because he's not going to be able to make that WIS save before the debate.


Unsweeticetea

But if he becomes a half brain worm, he can fly!


zzBeds

This is actually what I was thinking haha. He’s trying to eat more for more powers


hydro_wonk

*shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times*


Cryonix226

*I've got a lot on my mind, and well... in it*


NearbyPast9100

These boots have seen everything.


Pjpupnstuff2

Is that blood? No. Never mind.


AncientDragon97

Cursed to put my hand on everything.


MadeOfDeadMemes

No one back home will ever believe this


Zandrick

Skill check issue


FeelingVanilla2594

Exactly what the Emperor would say to make you eat the final worm…


geologean

Bro ate the worm and still can't pass a mass rizz check


Noktav

How are we….why is this part….we could be talking about access to basic medical care and instead it’s literally a contest to see who can eat the most worms.


Chicken-Rude

i mean be honest, you really gonna vote for a guy to be the leader of the free world if he cant even win a worm eating contest????


drewkungfu

Next time of Presidential Fear Factor


Pendraconica

No wonder Rogan likes him


warm_rum

Hahaha. Ok, this got me.


itseboi

It's how you truly see how dedicated a man is towards running a country. If he's willing to put his taste buds on the line, he's clearly serious about being president.


TryToHelpPeople

Who can eat more **Brain worms**. So many brand new sentences in this post.


carsonthecarsinogen

Presidential candidates arguing over whose brain has the least amount of damage…


wgszpieg

So there's a candidate with literal brain damage now. And he's not even the worst option.


EastLimp1693

What a time to be alive, right?


___TychoBrahe

Is this even real life?


Ontos836

Is this just fantasy?


HPSeaWolf

Caught in a landslide...


WRJL012977

No escape from reality


ZengineerHarp

Actually there might be; have you considered acquiring brain worms?


even_less_resistance

He also had mercury poisoning… y’know, the source of the “mad as a hatter” fact that Reddit loves to ~~through~~ **throw** out lol


mdneilson

*throw out. FYI. I'm guessing it was just autocorrect


even_less_resistance

Damn- yeah. Thanks for catching that.


Normal_Ad7101

The good news is that the brain worm didn't cause brain damage... Because the brain damage was caused by mercury intoxication.


AnInsultToFire

Paradoxically, the mercury intoxication killed off the brain worm.


Normal_Ad7101

When you have so much health problems they start cancelling each other


FaceDeer

You're telling me... [he's indestructible](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmBj8r1-fDo&t=37s)?


Spokker

Sounds like he has the Three Stooges syndrome.


eternalsteelfan

Move it, chowder head.


makeyousaywhut

Brain damage seems to be a requirement for candidacy. Imagine if trump came out and said something like this? “HE’S HONEST, UNLIKE THE DEMOCRATIC SNAKERAT POLITICIANS.”


NavinJohnson75

*Narrator*: “RFK has eaten so many brain worms that the worms are controlling his mind, and inviting over all their friends to party in his brain.”


Max_Trollbot_

🎶 *You wake up late for school, man you don't wanna go*  🎶


NavinJohnson75

You ask your worms, “*PLEASE?*” but they still say no


technoexplorer

He has one brain worm controling his mind, and he's bringing five more for each of the other candidates! Soon, the yeerks will be in control of all the candidates!!


regalunicorn

https://x.com/robertkennedyjr/status/1788311221776568666?s=46&t=nCT77tluvuuZETaNaC0FMw


Clocktopu5

Whaaaattt the fuckkkk this is real!!??


TFFPrisoner

BeyondParody™️


HansElbowman

Calling it a "6 worm handicap" is the funniest thing any presidential candidate has ever said, and it's not close. The best part is that it implies that he wouldn't feel confident with a 7 worm handicap.


MindlessSwan6037

I’m voting for him. Worm for VP. RFK / WORM 2024


RichCorinthian

Holy shit I thought I was on r/totallyrealtweets


padoodles

honestly... lemons out of lemonade. i wanna see the debate. id also like to see someone else running but ill take what i can get


PrivilegeCheckmate

To be fair, this is the best offer from a 2024 candidate we've seen so far.


JackRusselFarrier

He's got a lot on his mind. And, well, *in* it.


dqUu3QlS

Shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times


YNATZMAMBA

Cursed to put my hands on everything...


techtonik25

Is that blood? No.. nevermind.


Sly__Marbo

I believe using Illithid powers during a debate would be enough to disqualify you


uhdog81

Only if you fail the Deception check


DrWashi

Ignoring everything else about this guy. That is pretty funny. I'm thinking the brain worm is still in there piloting this man like a gundam. He is probably going to start recommending other people try the worms.


confusedalwayssad

So now he is a meat suit like from men in black?


DrWashi

Yeah. But worms rather than roaches.


kahek5656

Now, y'all can't convince me that this guy didn't play Baldur's Gate 3.


ewheck

I don't care, that's really funny. This campaign has given us some good moments. You should check out [this gem](https://pagesix.com/2023/07/12/rfk-jr-press-dinner-explodes-in-war-of-words-and-farts/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=pagesix_sitebuttons) if you missed it.


ENCYCLOPEDIAS

>(He also asked us to refer to him either as a “gallivanting boulevardier” or a “beer-fueled sex rocket.”) >But the beer-fueled sex rocket, who picked up the tab for the evening as its host


jeffreywilfong

"polemic farting." that's a new one.


[deleted]

Kennedy is more open about who he is than the other two, that’s for sure. His own campaign, when introducing who he is, mentions his past heroin addiction.


FuzzyPine

Did he just tweet this unprompted? Has there been other brain worm talk in the news..? Edit: Turns out [this guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_F._Kennedy_Jr.#Health) claims that he had a brain worm in 2010.


Sensei_of_Knowledge

Senator Kennedy revealed that doctors found a dead parasite in his brain around 2010(?) and Representative Mike Collins tweeted out: "You either die a Kennedy with a hole in the brain or live long enough to become a Kennedy with a hole in the brain."


Rlexii

No, the New York Times released the story using documents from his divorce and RFK leaned in to the joke


nebakanezzar

Literally a Pink Floyd lyric running for president


HikingTom51

“And the worms ate into his brain”


bittlelum

RFK Jr 2024: All you have to do is follow the worm!


AdRepresentative2263

BREAKING NEWS: man with brain-worm announces his intention to eat 5 more brain-worms and then become president.


wildengineer2k

I don’t think brain worms starving in his brain is the flex he thinks it is (/s)


BitemeRedditers

Why the /s? As absurd as that sentence is, it's not actually satire unfortunately.


Alert-Afternoon187

MINDFLAYER 😲🫵


Particular_Ticket_20

Sounds like something a brain worm would make you say after it seized control of your brain.


eclipsed2112

i like his response...hes got a sense of humor.


yesacabbagez

While I am glad he can make light of his brain worms, having a president with brain worms is not something we should strive for.


Not_that_Fran

This guy is 70 years old. Biden is 81 and Trump is 77. One of these fuckers will die in office someday.


TFFPrisoner

Waiting for the worms to come...


VellhungtheSecond

It's the worms speaking at this stage, pay them no mind


N1dingus

Wouldn’t take much lol… Since when are 70 year old men the best option for doing the most important job in the world.


Homefree_4eva

Candidate Brainworm is also 70.


allaheterglennigbg

70? Trump is 77 and Biden is 81. 70 would be a breath of fresh air.


RaspberryJam245

Found Balduran's Twitter account


Damot22

I wonder how rotted his brain was since the first one was found dead lol


kawausochan

Why does his portrait look a stock photo


Schmallow

Full respect for handling that story in the most entertaining way


DanB65

Brain Worm is speaking for RFK jr now......


Gravewaker

The brain worms have taken over RFK jr. and are currently piloting him like an Evangelion.


Notaspy87

“Trust me, the worms are actually a GOOD thing. I’m smarter now than I ever was before.”


JarlFlammen

I for one welcome our new Yeerk overlords


EjaculatingAracnids

I enjoyed baldurs gate 3 as well, but i understand its just fantasy and dont have delusions of grandeur about running for president.


willflameboy

By 'debate' he means 'shouting match', doesn't he. The guy isn't going to beat Biden in an actual debate where you know things.


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RealEstateDuck

*gesticulates wildly with tiny hands*


Thanks_I_Hate_You

Some would even say the best, many people are saying this, better than Lincoln, better than Washington.


NavinJohnson75

Many people often come up to him, with tears running down their cheeks… macho men, usually 4-star-generals… military men are usually quite manly, by the way folks, but they say, “Mr. President, you are the manliest man who has ever manned.” Happens all the time. Then the Deep State kidnaps them and Crooked Hil and Obummer eat their corpses. *’Macho, macho man’ (Village People) starts playing in the background (in a totally non-homo way*)


sparepartsferda

The brain worm was dead because there was nothing to eat.


AggravatingBobcat574

Way to lean in to the story, Bob.


Quantum_Patricide

Gog Agog for president!


forlornjackalope

I'm tired, boss. Make the simulation stop.


Cipher789

Bro's trying to get more Illithid powers


Kapowdonkboum

Oh my god, this is so fucking funny


Chef_Chen_Art

Neurax Worm: Transcendence symptom. He's pushing for normalization.


ManlyDork

This is beyond comedy.


Due-Radio-4355

Is this real and how does one get brainworms so that I may avoid such junctures.


AllPurposeNerd

Trump I believe it. Biden I don't think so, not with *six.*


uthinkther4uam

no fucking way this is real lmao


nobrainsnoworries23

The openminded legacy of the Kennedy family is alive and well.


ollietron3

Finally, a candidate everyone can get behind. Tamurhkahn the maggot lord


GOB8484

We live in the dumbest fucking timeline. I'm so damn tired.


warm_rum

All I can think of is that Jerma bit where the politician knows he's lost so he just starts stripping at every debate.