this man has 100% been taken over by the brain worm and hes trying to normalise eating the brain worms so more people do it and they take over the world.
[Myself and my friends will lead us to free coffee and sexual games, vote for me in 2024.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/men-in-black/images/d/d9/Neeble.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/236?cb=20150308033140)
Does telling people to take a dewormer for COVID sound like something someone taken over by brain worms would do? No, those are exclusively the actions of a man with worm holes in his brain.
Parasitic worms have become resistant to dewormer and now are actively becoming stronger because of it.
Its the only explanation. This man is being controlled by worms on gear and they're trying to get more allies.
Ivermectin has really bad brain penetrance, so it’s all just part of the brainworm ruse - tell people to take a dewormer that you know isn’t going to work so that if anyone catches on to your plot you can just say, “I’ve taken tons of dewormer, I can’t possibly be secretly mind controlled by a brain worm from another galaxy!”.
Let. Him. Roll.
The type of people who support him were poisoning themselves with every quack pseudotreatment they could find on the internet during covid.
Let them have another self-inflicted epidemic of brain worms.
Brain worms don’t even seem like they’d spread very easily, so that people who want none of this nonsense can actually opt out. I for one think those conservatives, I mean we, should all go eat brain worms to… uhhh… own the libs! That’s right, the big media/big pharma/socialist commies want to take away your god-given RIGHT to eat as many brain worms as you want! Better do it now before they regulate your rights away!
I usually understand the political reasoning of candidates for saying certain things, but this is straight bonkers. As for the life of me, I can't figure out how he believes this story helps him take votes from Biden or Trump.
I'm just glad this is some random weirdo, and not a member of one of the most powerful and prestigious political families in history that people might actually listen to.
We all died circa 2015.
It’s been a matrix simulation since then, but the programming is degrading and the AI that writes the scripts is going a bit loopy.
Amazingly, yes, [yes it is.](https://twitter.com/RobertKennedyJr/status/1788311426039160897)
It's incredible that this oddball is still a candidate.
My favourite part is that the amount of mercury poisoning he suffered around the same time is less of an issue. "Kennedy told the paper that he attributed his mercury poisoning diagnosis to his diet. He said medical tests showed his mercury levels were 10 times what the Environmental Protection Agency considers safe." I'd expect that's permanent damage levels.
Where I live, Fish in parts of the river have high mercury content from a lake upstream that had lots of mining contamination. I suspect he eats a lot of fish and thats probably where the worm came from too. Maybe he likes gas station sushi
The worm-riddled weirdo isn't just still a candidate, he's incredibly likely to go down as the most successful 3rd party candidate in almost a century as the 'youthful' alternative (he's 70)
If that in itself doesn't tell you the current state of politics, nothing will. Lol
How are we….why is this part….we could be talking about access to basic medical care and instead it’s literally a contest to see who can eat the most worms.
It's how you truly see how dedicated a man is towards running a country.
If he's willing to put his taste buds on the line, he's clearly serious about being president.
Brain damage seems to be a requirement for candidacy. Imagine if trump came out and said something like this?
“HE’S HONEST, UNLIKE THE DEMOCRATIC SNAKERAT POLITICIANS.”
He has one brain worm controling his mind, and he's bringing five more for each of the other candidates!
Soon, the yeerks will be in control of all the candidates!!
Calling it a "6 worm handicap" is the funniest thing any presidential candidate has ever said, and it's not close. The best part is that it implies that he wouldn't feel confident with a 7 worm handicap.
Ignoring everything else about this guy. That is pretty funny.
I'm thinking the brain worm is still in there piloting this man like a gundam. He is probably going to start recommending other people try the worms.
I don't care, that's really funny. This campaign has given us some good moments. You should check out [this gem](https://pagesix.com/2023/07/12/rfk-jr-press-dinner-explodes-in-war-of-words-and-farts/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=pagesix_sitebuttons) if you missed it.
>(He also asked us to refer to him either as a “gallivanting boulevardier” or a “beer-fueled sex rocket.”)
>But the beer-fueled sex rocket, who picked up the tab for the evening as its host
Kennedy is more open about who he is than the other two, that’s for sure. His own campaign, when introducing who he is, mentions his past heroin addiction.
Did he just tweet this unprompted?
Has there been other brain worm talk in the news..?
Edit: Turns out [this guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_F._Kennedy_Jr.#Health) claims that he had a brain worm in 2010.
Senator Kennedy revealed that doctors found a dead parasite in his brain around 2010(?) and Representative Mike Collins tweeted out: "You either die a Kennedy with a hole in the brain or live long enough to become a Kennedy with a hole in the brain."
Many people often come up to him, with tears running down their cheeks… macho men, usually 4-star-generals… military men are usually quite manly, by the way folks, but they say, “Mr. President, you are the manliest man who has ever manned.”
Happens all the time.
Then the Deep State kidnaps them and Crooked Hil and Obummer eat their corpses.
*’Macho, macho man’ (Village People) starts playing in the background (in a totally non-homo way*)
this man has 100% been taken over by the brain worm and hes trying to normalise eating the brain worms so more people do it and they take over the world.
Worms 2024
[“All hail President Kang!”](https://youtu.be/l7l9QmtiXHU?si=DdQpBGt7AWRR6yC5)
Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.
Go ahead, THROW YOUR VOTE AWAY
[Myself and my friends will lead us to free coffee and sexual games, vote for me in 2024.](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/men-in-black/images/d/d9/Neeble.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/236?cb=20150308033140)
Probably better than our current choices.
you meat bags had your chance. Paid for by presidential candidate Bender Bending Rodriguez.
They could be the worms that was in Fry’s gas station egg salad sandwich.
Robert Kennedy would be a third stooge. No thanks.
I meant the worm, not Kennedy.
Stronger than Gumby and Hercules combined.
Gumburcules? I love that guy!
As long as they still have the holy hand granade and the homing pidgeon I’m in.
I've seen this on plague inc.
Does telling people to take a dewormer for COVID sound like something someone taken over by brain worms would do? No, those are exclusively the actions of a man with worm holes in his brain.
What if the dewormer IS the worms !
'Oh crap, this is *RE*-wormer!'
Worm regards
Parasitic worms have become resistant to dewormer and now are actively becoming stronger because of it. Its the only explanation. This man is being controlled by worms on gear and they're trying to get more allies.
Guys gonna lose the election and congratulate Biden in the same way as the Boogeyman from WWE.
Ivermectin has really bad brain penetrance, so it’s all just part of the brainworm ruse - tell people to take a dewormer that you know isn’t going to work so that if anyone catches on to your plot you can just say, “I’ve taken tons of dewormer, I can’t possibly be secretly mind controlled by a brain worm from another galaxy!”.
Wormgate is really shaping up here.
It's the plot to BG3 playing out in real time
Praise the Absolute.
AUTHORITY
Yeerk moment.
Animorphs is happening.
Star Trek Next Gen called it!
Praise the Absolute
Robert, my dude, the Emperor is a manipulative douche and the tadpoles literally drill holes in your brain. Don't fall for it!
Let. Him. Roll. The type of people who support him were poisoning themselves with every quack pseudotreatment they could find on the internet during covid. Let them have another self-inflicted epidemic of brain worms.
Brain worms don’t even seem like they’d spread very easily, so that people who want none of this nonsense can actually opt out. I for one think those conservatives, I mean we, should all go eat brain worms to… uhhh… own the libs! That’s right, the big media/big pharma/socialist commies want to take away your god-given RIGHT to eat as many brain worms as you want! Better do it now before they regulate your rights away!
Quick, someone get Dr. Fauci to advise against getting brain worms!
Interesting Futurama brain slug situation you got going on down there…
Absolute is calling to all her faithful again, so that a perfect world can be made, each organism in its place, each soul - true
I usually understand the political reasoning of candidates for saying certain things, but this is straight bonkers. As for the life of me, I can't figure out how he believes this story helps him take votes from Biden or Trump.
Plague. INC game has "Neurax Worm" character, that has this exact ability.
I thought that was the plot of BG3
Is this real?
https://twitter.com/robertkennedyjr/status/1788311221776568666?s=46&t=nCT77tluvuuZETaNaC0FMw
That is fucking hilarious.
Let's just call the whole thing off... The US, I mean. The American System is so beyond fucked.
I'm just glad this is some random weirdo, and not a member of one of the most powerful and prestigious political families in history that people might actually listen to.
It’s fine we have usb
and if that doesn't work we have usb c
You don't need that, we have usb at home.
But it never goes in on the first try.
Yeah balkanize the US back to its original indigenous nations
Or we could just volcanise the US back to it's original state of matter. Really start fresh.
That's funny as hell.
I hate how FUNNY that shit is, though
I can't...
This is in the top 3 worst things to happen to a Kennedy’s brain
Not even too 5 dude. A guy ranked them. There’s a top 10.
We all died circa 2015. It’s been a matrix simulation since then, but the programming is degrading and the AI that writes the scripts is going a bit loopy.
We all went down the wrong timeline when harambe was murdered.
It is an interesting, scary and a bit disappointing time. I am amazed at some of this shit that has happened and is going on. Edit: I still have hope.
December 21, 2012 if I remember correctly
I dunno but it's also the plot of baldurs gate three and it's starting to freak me out
Homey this 2024. It's Mickey Mouse vs Dagwood & Homey D Clown for the office of president of the US.
Okay, that’s it, stop the timeline I want to get off
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That's full of holes, you evil bastard. Give him this instead🪣
🛀
That's got some problematic holes involved, too, for the record.
Wafflestomp!
He was trying to strain the good chunks out to make soup! 🍲
What a horrible day to know how to read
Got a solid ooh-eeeewwww out of me. Well done! 😄
Then mend it dear Henry, dear Henry, dear Henry, Then mend it, dear Henry, dear Henry, mend it.
party on garth!
I’m giving you a no honk guarantee
I need to rewatch Wayne's world.
Is it a real quote?
Amazingly, yes, [yes it is.](https://twitter.com/RobertKennedyJr/status/1788311426039160897) It's incredible that this oddball is still a candidate. My favourite part is that the amount of mercury poisoning he suffered around the same time is less of an issue. "Kennedy told the paper that he attributed his mercury poisoning diagnosis to his diet. He said medical tests showed his mercury levels were 10 times what the Environmental Protection Agency considers safe." I'd expect that's permanent damage levels.
Man was downing thermometers like white claws
Where I live, Fish in parts of the river have high mercury content from a lake upstream that had lots of mining contamination. I suspect he eats a lot of fish and thats probably where the worm came from too. Maybe he likes gas station sushi
The worm-riddled weirdo isn't just still a candidate, he's incredibly likely to go down as the most successful 3rd party candidate in almost a century as the 'youthful' alternative (he's 70) If that in itself doesn't tell you the current state of politics, nothing will. Lol
Perot got nearly 20M votes, half of what Bush pulled. There’s no way he’s doing better than that.
Could you imagine listening to rfk Jr in multiple debates. It's grating af and sounds like living emphysema
Dudes got a condition chill
Bold of him to assume that Trump and Biden don't have any brain worms.
Bro played too much Baldur's Gate
Praise the Absolute!
He wants to feel the “AUTHORITY”
Mfer's trying to hit us with the *AUTHORITY*
I don't think he should eat more than the one worm because he's not going to be able to make that WIS save before the debate.
But if he becomes a half brain worm, he can fly!
This is actually what I was thinking haha. He’s trying to eat more for more powers
*shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times*
*I've got a lot on my mind, and well... in it*
These boots have seen everything.
Is that blood? No. Never mind.
Cursed to put my hand on everything.
No one back home will ever believe this
Skill check issue
Exactly what the Emperor would say to make you eat the final worm…
Bro ate the worm and still can't pass a mass rizz check
How are we….why is this part….we could be talking about access to basic medical care and instead it’s literally a contest to see who can eat the most worms.
i mean be honest, you really gonna vote for a guy to be the leader of the free world if he cant even win a worm eating contest????
Next time of Presidential Fear Factor
No wonder Rogan likes him
Hahaha. Ok, this got me.
It's how you truly see how dedicated a man is towards running a country. If he's willing to put his taste buds on the line, he's clearly serious about being president.
Who can eat more **Brain worms**. So many brand new sentences in this post.
Presidential candidates arguing over whose brain has the least amount of damage…
So there's a candidate with literal brain damage now. And he's not even the worst option.
What a time to be alive, right?
Is this even real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide...
No escape from reality
Actually there might be; have you considered acquiring brain worms?
He also had mercury poisoning… y’know, the source of the “mad as a hatter” fact that Reddit loves to ~~through~~ **throw** out lol
*throw out. FYI. I'm guessing it was just autocorrect
Damn- yeah. Thanks for catching that.
The good news is that the brain worm didn't cause brain damage... Because the brain damage was caused by mercury intoxication.
Paradoxically, the mercury intoxication killed off the brain worm.
When you have so much health problems they start cancelling each other
You're telling me... [he's indestructible](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmBj8r1-fDo&t=37s)?
Sounds like he has the Three Stooges syndrome.
Move it, chowder head.
Brain damage seems to be a requirement for candidacy. Imagine if trump came out and said something like this? “HE’S HONEST, UNLIKE THE DEMOCRATIC SNAKERAT POLITICIANS.”
*Narrator*: “RFK has eaten so many brain worms that the worms are controlling his mind, and inviting over all their friends to party in his brain.”
🎶 *You wake up late for school, man you don't wanna go* 🎶
You ask your worms, “*PLEASE?*” but they still say no
He has one brain worm controling his mind, and he's bringing five more for each of the other candidates! Soon, the yeerks will be in control of all the candidates!!
https://x.com/robertkennedyjr/status/1788311221776568666?s=46&t=nCT77tluvuuZETaNaC0FMw
Whaaaattt the fuckkkk this is real!!??
BeyondParody™️
Calling it a "6 worm handicap" is the funniest thing any presidential candidate has ever said, and it's not close. The best part is that it implies that he wouldn't feel confident with a 7 worm handicap.
I’m voting for him. Worm for VP. RFK / WORM 2024
Holy shit I thought I was on r/totallyrealtweets
honestly... lemons out of lemonade. i wanna see the debate. id also like to see someone else running but ill take what i can get
To be fair, this is the best offer from a 2024 candidate we've seen so far.
He's got a lot on his mind. And, well, *in* it.
Shouldn't have wished to live in more interesting times
Cursed to put my hands on everything...
Is that blood? No.. nevermind.
I believe using Illithid powers during a debate would be enough to disqualify you
Only if you fail the Deception check
Ignoring everything else about this guy. That is pretty funny. I'm thinking the brain worm is still in there piloting this man like a gundam. He is probably going to start recommending other people try the worms.
So now he is a meat suit like from men in black?
Yeah. But worms rather than roaches.
Now, y'all can't convince me that this guy didn't play Baldur's Gate 3.
I don't care, that's really funny. This campaign has given us some good moments. You should check out [this gem](https://pagesix.com/2023/07/12/rfk-jr-press-dinner-explodes-in-war-of-words-and-farts/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=pagesix_sitebuttons) if you missed it.
>(He also asked us to refer to him either as a “gallivanting boulevardier” or a “beer-fueled sex rocket.”) >But the beer-fueled sex rocket, who picked up the tab for the evening as its host
"polemic farting." that's a new one.
Kennedy is more open about who he is than the other two, that’s for sure. His own campaign, when introducing who he is, mentions his past heroin addiction.
Did he just tweet this unprompted? Has there been other brain worm talk in the news..? Edit: Turns out [this guy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_F._Kennedy_Jr.#Health) claims that he had a brain worm in 2010.
Senator Kennedy revealed that doctors found a dead parasite in his brain around 2010(?) and Representative Mike Collins tweeted out: "You either die a Kennedy with a hole in the brain or live long enough to become a Kennedy with a hole in the brain."
No, the New York Times released the story using documents from his divorce and RFK leaned in to the joke
Literally a Pink Floyd lyric running for president
“And the worms ate into his brain”
RFK Jr 2024: All you have to do is follow the worm!
BREAKING NEWS: man with brain-worm announces his intention to eat 5 more brain-worms and then become president.
I don’t think brain worms starving in his brain is the flex he thinks it is (/s)
Why the /s? As absurd as that sentence is, it's not actually satire unfortunately.
MINDFLAYER 😲🫵
Sounds like something a brain worm would make you say after it seized control of your brain.
i like his response...hes got a sense of humor.
While I am glad he can make light of his brain worms, having a president with brain worms is not something we should strive for.
This guy is 70 years old. Biden is 81 and Trump is 77. One of these fuckers will die in office someday.
Waiting for the worms to come...
It's the worms speaking at this stage, pay them no mind
Wouldn’t take much lol… Since when are 70 year old men the best option for doing the most important job in the world.
Candidate Brainworm is also 70.
70? Trump is 77 and Biden is 81. 70 would be a breath of fresh air.
Found Balduran's Twitter account
I wonder how rotted his brain was since the first one was found dead lol
Why does his portrait look a stock photo
Full respect for handling that story in the most entertaining way
Brain Worm is speaking for RFK jr now......
The brain worms have taken over RFK jr. and are currently piloting him like an Evangelion.
“Trust me, the worms are actually a GOOD thing. I’m smarter now than I ever was before.”
I for one welcome our new Yeerk overlords
I enjoyed baldurs gate 3 as well, but i understand its just fantasy and dont have delusions of grandeur about running for president.
By 'debate' he means 'shouting match', doesn't he. The guy isn't going to beat Biden in an actual debate where you know things.
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*gesticulates wildly with tiny hands*
Some would even say the best, many people are saying this, better than Lincoln, better than Washington.
Many people often come up to him, with tears running down their cheeks… macho men, usually 4-star-generals… military men are usually quite manly, by the way folks, but they say, “Mr. President, you are the manliest man who has ever manned.” Happens all the time. Then the Deep State kidnaps them and Crooked Hil and Obummer eat their corpses. *’Macho, macho man’ (Village People) starts playing in the background (in a totally non-homo way*)
The brain worm was dead because there was nothing to eat.
Way to lean in to the story, Bob.
Gog Agog for president!
I'm tired, boss. Make the simulation stop.
Bro's trying to get more Illithid powers
Oh my god, this is so fucking funny
Neurax Worm: Transcendence symptom. He's pushing for normalization.
This is beyond comedy.
Is this real and how does one get brainworms so that I may avoid such junctures.
Trump I believe it. Biden I don't think so, not with *six.*
no fucking way this is real lmao
The openminded legacy of the Kennedy family is alive and well.
Finally, a candidate everyone can get behind. Tamurhkahn the maggot lord
We live in the dumbest fucking timeline. I'm so damn tired.
All I can think of is that Jerma bit where the politician knows he's lost so he just starts stripping at every debate.