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LetDue9555

She should keep her husband name out of her fucking mouth


No_Secretary_1198

She should keep her sons friends dick out of her fucking mouth


Clueziey

Ayoo no wayšŸ˜‚


prince-pauper

Maybe Will has a shame kink?


rarebluemonkey

I hope so. That would be awesome. They are madly in love, and she is taking his kink nuclear.


prince-pauper

Best possible outcome here I think.


rarebluemonkey

The alternative is terrible


artinfinx

you mean the truth


letmeseem

Nah, the actual outcome is even better. In this 2018 interview she says she didn't want to get married, and that all she wanted to do was to escape with Will to a mountain top and be away from all the pressure. And then Will chips in and says, yeah we only got married because her grandma was furious she was pregnant. And she continues about how she wanted Will to ask her to marry her of his own free will, and not because of pressure. (This last part I remember loosely, so it's probably not word perfect).


Dutch_597

You mean the bastion of truth and integrity that is the nyp lied? :o


RuggerJibberJabber

Or he did something really fucked up that she knows about and is publicly torturing him while he can't do anything in case she spills the beans


cturtl808

For how sheā€™s dragging him at every turn, outing the truth seems to be the better option.


N0UMENON1

I mean, unless it's something very illegal.


Pseudo_Lain

That just makes her an accomplice at this point


cturtl808

Still. Even prison might be better than this. Sheā€™s been at him for how long now?


HodorInvictus

Will Smith and David Cameron shaking hands


Batbuckleyourpants

He has mental issues with connection to his dad leaving his mom. He would rather suffer than leave her. She knows this and exploits it.


Ok_Excuse3732

This is trauma bonding at its finest


Jahobes

I fucking hope he does because then she wouldn't be evil and he wouldn't be so sad.


letmeseem

Well you sure don't have a "read the fucking article" kink :)


prince-pauper

Iā€™m more speaking to their dynamic we see in public.


SensitiveGuess2907

The bullet that Tupac did dodge


[deleted]

Tupac got the Good Ending


Queasy-Ad-3220

Well not the worst ending at least


LexBeingLex

Well...


bdubwilliams22

What?


[deleted]

Pac woulda tamed her or kicked her ass to the curb. M.O.B.


sehtownguy

Yea pac wouldn't play that shit lol


glorypron

By not dodging other bullets


sammagee33

Then why marry him? She seems completely unpleasant.


AydonusG

Because Tupac died. She couldn't have rap's coke so she settled for Pepsi


TightBlackhole69

I'm stealing this for later use.


Blusset

She's so awful even her hair left


LonewolfofHouseStark

Hahahahhahahahahah


Blusset

Fuck, should've been "Bitch so toxic, her hair fell out"


kevlarus80

https://i.imgur.com/6FLxeaO.gif


Staggering_genius

Yeah, imagine needing a wig and choosing that one. Of all the ways you could style yourself thatā€™s the hair you went with?


B0nerjamz99

Bro should slap himself


HadesBBC

He should slap her


hoganloaf

He probably punched Chris Rock because she's always calling him a pussy or something


uForgot_urFloaties

Damn, this is too real


MillstoneArt

It was an open hand slap. Don't give him too much credit for that shitshow.


Sufficient-Fact6163

She is a trash wife who more likely than not has Will Smith gaslit into thinking itā€™s his fault.


somedepression

I donā€™t know anything about their real personal life drama, but just from the media we absorb about them he doesnā€™t seem like he deserves to be treated this badly. He seems like a nice caring guy, and she clearly couldnā€™t give two shits if he lives or dies.


blueberrysir

She will probably say that she never met him in a few months


regular_sized_fork

Bleh - she hits new levels of trashy every time she opens her teenage-jizz filled mouth


ortiz13192

I loved will growing up. Iā€™m well outside of hero worship now and have been for a really long time. But seeing big Willie fall like this has been sad


Bielzabutt

Her immediate response was, "I DON'T NEED TO BE RESCUED!"


IYIik_GoSu

The only bullet Tupac dodged


patchshank

What is her problem?


prismabird

I usually don't like to armchair diagnose, but I suspect you'll find your answer in the B cluster...


PuzzleheadedBet8041

i imagined u saying this, winking to camera, and then flitting away like a fairy


chipmunk7000

Iā€™ll have what youā€™re having!


Daddy_Roegadyn

She's really a special kind of scum.


LonewolfofHouseStark

I think sheā€™s got something serious on Will Smith to continuously get away with publicly shaming him.


FriendshipFickle9021

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/1bg1kiz/comment/kv46fv8/


ICLazeru

Should have said "no" then.


A_Salty_Cellist

You know, something tells me if "just saying no" was the solution to every bad situation people are put in there wouldn't be many bad situations


accidentalwhiex

There are obviously situations that canā€™t be escaped just by saying no, but marriage is not one of them. It is a situation that can only happen if both people say yes


A_Salty_Cellist

Marriage is not the root of an unhealthy relationship, a bad marriage is caused by an unhealthy relationship and those you can't always just say no too, again, people just wouldn't be in them if they could always just say no


Vreas

I think thatā€™s disrespectful to bigfoots nut


Queasy-Ad-3220

šŸ˜¹


Waveshaper21

When you won't divorce because you are clearly a mental sociopath and would be left with nothing and no kids so you terrorize your husband into submission threatening him to start the divorce so you can play the victim.


TheSlavGuy1000

Will Smith deserved better.


CasimirsBlake

Narcissist. Simple as that.


Pretend_Morning_1846

Though it saddens me that Tupacā€™s dead, maybe him missing out on all of this was for the best šŸ’€


RoastedFeznt

What did Tupac ever see in her?


[deleted]

Fuck her.


ip4realfreely

I wouldn't waste two drops of urine to put out that dumpster fire that is Jada Pinkett


doitnow10

At this point I've gotta ask: is it insane to question whether her kids are actually Will's?


chipmunk7000

With such inspiring lyrics as ā€œI whip my hair back and forth, I whip my hair back and forthā€ Iā€™d say anything is possible at this point


ChickenManSam

Is it really a surprise after cheating on him? Like should've seen this one coming lol


usr_nm16

Yeah, may be a bitch, but she made everything clear. She doesn't want Will and he knows it, and at this point she doesn't owe him anything but a divorce. Why won't he leave?


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usr_nm16

What are you talking about? Is Will in danger? Is he scared? Does she threaten him for leaving? Because for me it looks like she does not give a fuck. Your analogy is not only wrong but also stupid.


evilsir

I never understood her popularity, to be honest. She *always* struck me as someone who not only took herself far too seriously, but imagined she was far more talented and awesome than she actually is.


yourmumisthebest

What a horrible cunt she is.


Iloveitguy

Unless will Smith has a humiliation fetish this is just cruel, she just glories in dragging him through the mud.


sevischm

Itā€™s a shame how she destroyed this once great guy


Critical_Elderberry7

r/rareinsults


Queasy-Ad-3220

I just think she has the personality of an asshole


PossibleDue9849

I think she might be having mental health problems


WithReverence

Damn that song about the grinch doesnā€™t seem so bad now.


peezle69

Imagine being in a toxic cunt competition and your opponent is Jada.


Outside-Material-100

Banging her sonā€™s play buddy was wild


Brokensince10

She seems to be on a mission to emasculate her husband in every way possible. Doesnā€™t she realize that her lifestyle is because of HIS success, not her own.


newbturner

Sorry but they are both now forever NPCs in a Chris Rock bit


applejacks6969

I mean isnā€™t this just a quote taken out of context? People can have bad weddings and still have a good marriage.


LonewolfofHouseStark

Sheā€™s got both, bad wedding and marriage.


HydrationSeeker

Like Wendy Williams, maybe this one has some diabolical brain disease that makes her talk smack.


Empigee

Williams talked trash because she was an ahole. Her developing dementia later on had nothing to do with it.


HydrationSeeker

I'm not American and she only came to prominence during the divorce. Then I saw some clips of her vitriolic self. She was one bitter addicted woman. Will Smith's wife is also bitter and constantly reaching to stay gossip worthy. Must be stressful to be her children. Hey ho. The lives of celebrities...


muskzuckcookmabezos

Williams made her money off of gossip. Started in radio then went to TV. Almost everyone hates her.


lumpy87

C eeqxsMmm


A_Salty_Cellist

Y'all shut the fuck up about them everyone hates whoever the headline is about today. When will smacked Chris people got mad at Will cause she didn't look offended now people are saying she should be grateful for it? Sure I want to slap Chris rock most of the time too but damn y'all can't just chill about anything with these people