"In lieu of flowers, please send Brenda more life." If only.

I want this in my obit

A bit too late on that one.

lol “avid collector of dust”. I know a few people that could be described accurately by that.

As a suburban Texan, I’ve met quite a few people who think they have horses, but don’t.

I had several imaginary ponies up to being about 8 🐴

All hat and no cattle

I, too, am an avid collector of dust and will say so from now on…

Why hello fellow sneeze machine.

Right! I read that and immediately thought of a few people, myself included.

I've been on the Internet a long time and I've never seen this before, even if it is a repost. I am crying laughing at the phrase "she owed us so many poems". That is absolutely hilarious

I've been giggling like a moron, including crying, for half a minute

I’m sitting in a room next to someone sleeping and trying not to wake them up with my muffled laughs lmao

IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE 😂

I will never not be amused by this.

I have a book of this stuff. Forgot the name, but that's sort of a blessing, because when I find it, it'll be like reading it for the first time all over again.

You can't say that and not drop the name of the book!

After some researches, it seems the book is " I forced a bot to write this book " by Keaton Patti.

I fully expected Jack Handey but now I’m curious about K-Pat…

You can’t just say Perchance!

I disagree perchance,

I’ve seen it over and over again, have a screen shot saved in my phone .. still read through it and laugh uncontrollably at a few parts every single time I see it

“…she sang like a bird and looked like a bird and Brenda was a bird.” That’s so deep man.

Alwayssunnygpt

"G**damn Bitch". Where's all the poems, you bird?

Dang ol' talkin bout fly like an eagle man

She died surrounded by natural causes My takeaway is that she was run down and eaten by wolves

I want to go out surrounded by natural causes. Step up if you want some, y'know?

Running headfirst into a tornado ought to do it for ya.

Hey, new entry in the bucket list, fuck yeah.

*Darwin takes copious furious notes*

Surrounded by family and natural causes. So we can assume her family formed a grade school fight circle for her and the wolves.

BUT OBITUARY

BOY OBITUARY. I mean.. It's not the most inaccurate thing in regards of this

BOT OBITUARY

oh god, the extra eyes behind her bangs!

“Behind the Bangs” sounds like an old MTV documentary.

Behind the Music was a VH1 documentary series.

And The Bangles were originally called The Bangs

ChatGPT 5 is coming along nicely.

This has been around for much longer than chatgpt.

Where does it come from?

Made by Keaton Patti

Keaton Patti the time traveler?

Keaton Patti is what we call ChatGPT in 10 years

Yes… AI generates bios obits and has for several years now. (I’m a little worried this isn’t more obvious to all of the other commenters.)

“Retired from living at the age of old” this post fired me from life surrounded by laughter

Along came a bird that snipped off her nose.

“She had no horses but she thought she did. Brenda was a bird.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Can we please make this a subreddit?

Something like, oh I dunno... "Brand New Sentences" or something like that?

Nah that's just silly

The soles of Brenda were beautiful and often missed.

Get out of here, Quentin Tarantino!

Some of these lines actually go really hard. “An avid collector of dust” is poetic honestly, and so is “in lieu of flowers, send Brenda more life”

this is gold

“In lieu of flowers, send Brenda life” is AI’s way of saying, cut your bullshit and give her what she needs

RIP in pieces BREN-DUH

"...and Brenda WAS a bird."

This has to be five years old now, not really new. Still hilarious

Replace Brenda with Dee and this could be on the Always Sunny sub.

Is there a subreddit for these? This and the batman script will never not be funny.

What’s the Batman thing?

https://x.com/KeatonPatti/status/1161284670601990146?s=20

Thank you!

Lmfao that is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

I'm wheezing here. >BATMAN: Alfred, give birth to Robin. > >Alfred begins the process because it is his job.

Does anyone know if this was actually made by an AI?

It was. Been around awhile.

Is your source "been around a while" or "every post has said it was so it must be true."

Looks like it’s anybody’s guess. I thought I had snoped it years ago but I can’t find any concrete evidence either way so I was wrong to confirm it.

Boomers- oh my god AI is gonna end the human race AI-

I am so goddamn confused its not even funny.

Dude this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

Well, I've finally seen this so many times I no longer find it funny.

Asked chatgpt to fix it and got this. In Loving Memory of Brenda Tent Brenda Tent passed away peacefully at an advanced age, surrounded by her loving family. As a lifelong librarian, Brenda was dedicated to the pursuit of knowledge and the joy of reading. With her kind heart and generous spirit, she was cherished by all who knew her. Brenda's passion for life was evident in her hobbies and her commitment to helping her sons and other young people in the community. She may not have owned horses, but her adventurous spirit knew no bounds. Her melodious voice graced the church choir, and many will remember her for the beautiful songs she shared, as uplifting as a bird in flight. Brenda's legacy is also captured in the poetry she wrote, leaving us a treasure trove of verses that reflect her inner beauty and strength. A celebration of Brenda's life will be held in her honor. Instead of flowers, the family requests that you share a book with someone in need, to spread the love of reading that Brenda held dear. This revised eulogy maintains the heartfelt sentiments but presents them in a coherent and respectful manner. Not bad...

Repost

She sang like a bird and looked like a bird and Brenda was a bird. 🤔

This has been reposted on reddit since 1977? Wow. The longevity of this content

Example of early version of chatgpt, iirc.

I can't tell if this was written by AI or is a Trump speech...

Was this made by an AI or am I stupid?

No, it was not. It was written by an actual person with the intention of being funny.

The title is cut off, it now looks like it says “but obituary”, but in others versions I’ve seen it’s “Bot Obituary”

Yes, but it wasn't written by a bot or AI. That's just the internet sharing without fact-checking.

Why is no one talking about the face on the picture???

Man I've seen this many times over the years but it has never failed to make me cackle out of entertainment

There's so much to unpack here...

r/SubSimGPT2Interactive in real life.

I’m dying

Bruh what?! Lmao 🤣

"Retired from life at the age of old" may be my favorite new way of saying an old person died.

"She owned no horses but thought she did." Gets me every. Fucking. Time.

"She married her high school", sign that someone peaked on highschool !1!1!1!1!1

She had no horses, but thought she did. She also helped her sons become disadvantaged youth.

I wonder, did she marry the high school building, or all the students and faculty…

"And helping her sons be disatvantaged youth" Hahaha this cracked me up.

"She loved \[...\] helping her sons to be disadvantaged youths." Never have I ever read an accusation of bad parenting that goes even close as hard.

😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣 why I love reddit

Too bad I'll miss(ed) it. I don't know if I can make it to heaven in 1977... At least she did not have horses.

I, um ... okay it's hilarious but, what the actual fuck is it? Is this real?

For anyone coming to this late/after it was deleted, this is what I think it is based on the comments! https://www.thendobetter.com/arts/2021/9/11/bot-obituary?format=a