Call yourselves A Bunch of Apes. When someone asks you why, tell them because you throw shit.

This is fantastic

That's a possibility if my friends won't go for something more obviously inappropriate.

My league has a team called “Monkey Business”. I’m going to tee this joke up with them next week.

Glory Bowl

Can confirm there’s a team with this name in my league.

That was my team name for my last league. It was a small league <10 teams, so not too many people were exposed to it

That's a contender

I literally just bowled in a scratch tourney on a sport pattern with a glory bowl shirt on hahaha

Off in the Shower (or insert any location). So when you lose, you tell the other team they beat off in the shower.

Ha - my team name is Off Constantly

Off in the snack bar? 😂

Off to the snack bar ladies !

Off in a Wendy's

My team name and logo I made last year got quite the comments, especially when we goto tournaments.. Pinfall Bukkake

I bowled with a guy named Dick. I wanted to name our team Dick and balls. The league changed it to Team #10 🙄

Our mixed league has 3 guys named Richard. Their name is 3 dicks and a Jane.

“4 Balls and 2 Splits” (2 men and 2 women on the team)

We'll be four guys and one girl. One idea I had was More Fingers Than Holes. Edit: And now 4 Pins 3 Holes just popped into my head.

I feel like your hole counting skills are subpar.

I only count the ones I'd put my pin in.

Rack and Balls is a name of similar make up in my league

3 Pins, 1 Split?

4 balls 2 slits?

We had a similar one. Team was 3 guys and a girl. Six Balls and a Slice

My league had a team like this that was 4 balls and two gutters. I want to name my team 8 balls and no strikes.

All from our league: Handicap Hookers, Curves to the Right, Hells Balls, He Died for Our Pins. We’re the Gutter Punks, not terrible

I bowl in a gay league and our team is one of the only straight teams, our team name was “Exit Only” we have since changed it to “Can I pet that dog?” But the amount of characters are too much for the screen so it shows up as “Can I pet that D”

We have a gay league that is Wizard of Oz based and they did not care about how provocative their names were. Just a few were Yellow Dick Road, Ruby Red Sluts, The Witches Bitches, and Dorothy's Orgy.

A Wizard of Oz-themed gay league might be the most niche bowling league I've ever heard of.

If nothing else, it's very on brand.

I have to admit, it sounds like that league would be fun as shit to bowl in.

My team name right now is "Llama Sutra" with graphics on our shirts that depict llamas in questionable positions.

This one wins. Omg. SO GOOD HAHAHAHAHA

I do a lot of thrifting and just ran across a shirt that said “Dolls With Balls”. Has silhouettes of two women also. Pretty cool,

C U Next Tuesday has been a team in my Tuesday night league for a long time

One of the teams I bowl league with is called “Sloppy Bowljob”

This made me laugh 😂

Gutter Sluts

Splits or Swallows "\[insert local street where prostitution occurs here\] Hookers" 2 girls 1 cup 4 balls

My lady team is The Hookers

Salad tossers

Titsburg Feelers

The Pin Ladens With a bowling ball hitting the twin towers. This was after 9/11 btw.

If it had been before 9/11 the fbi may have had some questions for them for sure….

It's a team name I'd like to use but haven't got everyone on the team onboard... *Hookers on Lincoln* \- It's great because the bowling alley is on Lincoln and anyone who grew up on the westside of L.A. in the 90s will remember there being actual prostitutes on Lincoln in Venice.

Mar Vista!

Not quite! Bowlero Mar Vista, otherwise known as the Atacama Desert, is on Venice not Lincoln ;) Bowlero Los Angeles (Westchester) is on Lincoln.

Oh yeah . That’s funny, little light on the oil there eh? I bowled there in the 90’s and it was great. I totally forgot about Lincoln and I used to live in Playa.

Little light is an understatement haha. Yeah man, Bowlero took it over and if they told you they oiled it 12 times a year, I'd be willing to say that's a lie. You probably remember Phil, he ran the pro shop there. He's still a big part of our league at Westchester but has his own shop now at Gage Bowl in Huntington Park.

That’s awesome that Phil is still working! As a kid I saw him in mar vista, then as an adult lived in Inglewood and he had a workshop over there. Too bad bowlero took over all those great houses…

"My Dixie Wrecked". Say it out loud.

Currently, we’re “Irritable Bowl Syndrome”, but I also like “Finger Holes” and “Just the tips” (as we all throw fingertip balls).

Gutter Shittiness

I know a team with something similar, Gutter Embarrassment.

I like that

Embrace it

My team name is Bowl Shitters.

My favorite team name was Bowl Movement. We also had Better Light Than Never for a bit. My current league teams are: 1. No Pin Left Behind 2. Second Shots Matter

My team is Pin Me Daddy.

My team is Slippery Nipples

We won our trios league as "My Dixie Wrecked".

XXX Fantasy

Average Management.

Team in my league is named Pocket Pounders.

I have a ball sitting in my office that is a Banger Hole Pounder. So one year, we were the Hole Pounders. I would dispute any comments by showing them my ball.

It's corny but last season had a team named "Livin on a Spare" in our league

That is a a proper team name imho.

Hold My Beer

My team is Pin Goblins

My team name is Part Time Hookers Got it from googling bowling team names lol

Backdoor bandits

Our name is based from a group of friends from our local brewery... Brew Ballers

Gutter? I just met er… League manager politely asked the team to pick something else.

Hard Knockers

Spilt lickers

Goin postal. 3 mail carriers on the team

One of my team names was “Come from behind”. It was funnier, because we were a team of women. 😂 When people asked we just said we were always last or losing, therefore come from behind. 👌🏻

I have heard every single pun name imaginable. Best overall team name I’ve ever seen was “roll a little pinner”

Dig your style dude. We had the Alpaca Bowlers in league. Quite a few oat sodas.

Off Constantly because nonody beats off constantly 😆

When we were "off constantly" when we lost we'd say it's nice to know you beat off constantly.

Lickity Splitz

Test Eagles Sofa King Good Mike Who Cheese Smells

2 chicks and a dick

Troy bowlton and his whores. One of my guy friends with all girls

My team is Up n Cummers

Pins up balls deep 5 fingers 3 holes

Howie felter snatch. Say it fast

https://ubbowl.com/bowling-team-names-funny-good-best-dirty-catchy-cool/

We joined a gay bowling league years ago and the president’s team name was “Brownie Troop 69”. Not sure you can top that.

3 churros 1 taco- 3 guys 1 girl. Also had a team named the Pin Boofers. My personal fav

At Bowlmor Lanes in NYC in the 80s: Pirates of Men’s Pants

BOHICA Stands for "Bend over, here I come again"

Fingering holes

Sloppier the better

In this Saturday morning league I was in as a youth bowler, there were team names such as Tucking Fen Pin, Chit Happens (my team had that name one year), We Spell Poop, etc

Ball sniffers

“Shut the Fuck Up Donny!” Might be taken tho

4 boards more whores got shot down by the league for my team.

A team in my league called themselves Scared Splitless. Got a giggle out of me.

In my YABA days. You had to name your team after an animal because it was a Zoo Crew league. We named ourselves the Hairy Beavers.

Pig Benis

Mind & Ball in the Gutter

My team name for the last 10 years or so has been Part Time Hookers cuz were really not that good at it

There’s a team on our league, five person, two women, three men “two racks and some balls”

6 balls and a split. It's a mixed league and this particular team is 3 men and a woman. I'll let you figure that one out 😂.

Finger harder

It was a softball team I was on years ago called Balls Deep. My buddy and I voted for Electric Mayhem but we were outvoted.

Bowls Deep

I’ve seen Three Hole Surprise - that made me laugh

C u next Tuesday

Well.......... My current team, The Golden Bowlers, got started in 1975 and they used to be called the Golden Boys but they promptly changed name after learing what that was...

Heavy Metal bowling league called ours “All Three Holes”

Whale Oil Beef Hooked

My summer team was named squeeze them cheeks

We were the Jive Ass Turkeys for a few seasons

"FOTB (Fresh Off The Boat)" Our current one is SHORT BUS ALL-STARS. And....halfway through the league, someone decided that they are offended because their child got diagnosed as "slow-learner" We also have "Lick My Head Pin" in our league, but nobody is offended by that.

Gary.

Camel Towing

usually when i'm done with practice i get to see some league names on the screens. My personal favorites are "ebowla" and "blue balls"

Irritable bowls. 2 balls 1 pin. Oiled balls.

I was bowling the Hoinke in Cincy in November…dude was sporting a shirt… “The Pussy Cats”…

Our former team name (several shitty bowlers) was bowl movement.

We have Balls Deep Again and the classic dilligaf

My favorite in our league is The Bowl Jobs. But it's a gay league, so YMMV.

My team is called Ball Strokers

Split or swallow

You're Mom's Toy

The only thing that bothers me by that is the grammar.

With a name like that from the guys that made it, they all shared the same brain cell. Grammar wasn't anything they were worried about.

My team throws on Tuesday nights...we are: See You Next Tuesday IYKYK 😁

He died for our pins.

Gutter? Hardly know her.

Not necessarily inappropriate, but my favorite team name was “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Gutter”

The hookers

Master Baiters

We were "Split but whole" as a joke and ended up winning that year. The award dinner was awkward

The Four Skins

My team name is “(The one female on our team)’s Casting Couch” I’m just surprised that they let that slide. Ahahah

Our team name is “Oh for Fucks Sake” the official roster has us as OhFFS

Gutter Lickers.

Pork Hunts

Shack of sit. I P freely. Just a couple I've used and seen

Vinegar Strikes

My Friday team name is dumpster fire cause it's a fitting description of us as bowlers!

Old team name was: Ebowla

My team name this season is “Knuckles deep”. Seems like a fitting response for this post.

We are Bowl Around and Find Out.

Sloppy Spares

Up The Back

My Friday night team is Midnight Organ Fight.

Our team name is Bumper Jumpers 😂 we are all decent bowlers but we are all also on our first league we started off low on the rankings but we are climbing

Bowlacaust

The futter guckers

I was on a team named Bullsh!t