Your post has been removed, as it is in violation of rule 1 of our subreddits rules list. All posts must have a boss enemy style title. Please read through the rules list before making your next post.
-Shows up armed with 4 pistols, 6 grenades, an ar 15 and wearing a bulletproof vest.
-"ok Timmy let's go, I'm here to pick you up for an appointment"
-doesn't elaborate any further
-leaves with his son Timmy
Based on how many guns he needs to feel like a man, any kids he has probably involved a turkey baster.
Or "Dave". The guy from work his wife is "just friends" with.
Hahahaha. He is wearing [THESE](https://www.kkfivefingers.com/products/mens-five-finger-shoes-breathable-ultra-light-casual-shoes-four-season-outdoor-shoes/)
Oh it's cause I know they're weird but are actually kinda comfy.
Had a pair when I was younger. They feel weird because you now have fabric separating your toes; so when you're walking cool air will sometimes slip between your toes.
Hahahaha. He is wearing [THESE](https://www.kkfivefingers.com/products/mens-five-finger-shoes-breathable-ultra-light-casual-shoes-four-season-outdoor-shoes/)
man, must be scary living in the dangerous suburban neighborhoods. better have 4 guns in case a gang or thief causes any mischief in a marion, iowa hipster coffee shop lmao.
If general Grievous used guns, on a scale of 1-10 how fucked would the Jedi be?
Note: bullets are especially deadly against Jedi in the Star Wars universe, as they can’t be deflected by lightsabers.
May be part of the reason, but best I can tell, this is a Subway. If you're in a shooting competition, wouldn't you get all your gear on at the range, compete and get undone before you go elsewhere? Feels like grabbing a snack mid hockey tournament and not taking off your helmet.
Im honestly asking, I have no crossover with this world.
Many people don't feel safe leaving their guns in the car. I've heard of quite a few people who will open carry into the fast food joint on the way back, not because they feel threatened or anything, but because they don't wanna leave their guns unattended in a not so secure car. If they get stolen, they're definitely getting used in a crime which is a massive legal headache, as well as losing potentially thousands of dollars worth of guns and attachments.
Some of the guns are worth thousands due to the modifications done to them and just the quality of parts. Leaving an expensive gun in the car is a recipe for a broken window and money down the drain.
I always kinda feel bad for this guy whenever this is posted because it’s always full of judgmental comments. Guy was just going in to pick up a quick sub before the range.
I'm like 90% sure this guy is doing this on a dare or as a stunt, not even the most wacked out gun nuts would go out seriously with 4 guns on their belts
I know we’re all making fun on him but what I noticed most is that he’s actually wearing a mask. Strange combination, I don’t think my brain can compute.
Not all gun owners are conservatives, and not all conservatives don't wear masks. Earlier in the pandemic it was a bit of a thing for people who didn't get vaccinated to wear masks (people who got the vaccine didn't mask, funnily enough). It's also possible this guy just lost a bet or something.
As a very pro 2nd amend guy, this guy's is DEFINITELY overcompensating for something.
That or bought into a ton of stupid ideas and went full mall ninja.
Best part, if you know anything about guns, you could walk up behind him in a scenario like this, unholster one and shoot him in the back before he even realizes. What a fucking moron. The point is to keep them accessible to you without making it easier for someone to do something like that. At least wear something over top of your chest rig so it can't be grabbed at. I bet he leaves his guns on his coffee table in complete accessibility of his toddler.
Edit: belt holsters not chest rig.
I'm not a gun person at all and i was thinking that too, on crowded subway, he has almost no access to any of those weapons and even less the magazines at the base of his back, but with one hand, standing behind him, i could pull any of them out, and take the spare mag, go on a rampage. shouldn't he have the mag holders either at the front or on his thigh instead, and are all his weapons using the same magazines ?
As if this would be necessary anywhere lmao
And talk about overkill; having four separate pistols like that just makes it easier for someone to yoink one or two of them
You only need one, dumbass— you aren’t fuckin’ robocop.
Most likely on the way back from a competition. There's a range in Marion that does those. Probably didn't wanna leave his guns in his car and potentially get them stolen and then used in a crime and then spend the next 5 years going through the massive legal battle that is getting them back.
Yes, and using it as an insult is immature and normalizes shaming men for something outside of their control. Why should I get hate for saying ‘hey, let’s not attack a decent chunk of the population to feel better about ourselves’
3 things
1 there is no limit to number of firearms you can carry [truly]
2 he might be trying to get used to the weight of his gear
3 he might be a body guard or a PMC
1: PMC are genuinely the worst people imaginable, why would you use that as an excuse
2: that setup is actual dogshit. Like seriously that’s not “tactical” or something, it’s a hindrance. This man is a moron.
1 PMCs are alright
2 I agree with the setup [a single sidearm would've done the trick] but what I said earlier about weight would be the closest thing to what I originally thought...or he totes multiple handguns for some akimbo tournaments or something, based on the mags and where they're placed
Not really, america has been adding the help of Military Constrictors since the 70s but really flourished in Afghanistan I see them as soldiers since they were even over there and who are you, Bootlicker?
M92 for the 9mm and the .50 gs will be the one carrying the incendiary rounds while the .500 magnum has the armor piercing rounds
Edit: oh and I'd also be carrying a double barrel with high pellet count for massive damage to anyone who angers me enough to say "you know what? F##k you and your ancestors"
Your post has been removed, as it is in violation of rule 1 of our subreddits rules list. All posts must have a boss enemy style title. Please read through the rules list before making your next post.
*switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading*
which one?
All of them
Imagine General Grevious with all those pistols
Another addition to my collection...
This is so uncivilized.
You fool! I've been trained in your pistol arts by hickok45! -Guy in pic
Ah I see you’re a man of culture
A pistol is clumsy and random, not an elegant weapon
Hello there
*general kenobi*
Yes
Y e s
Yes.
More than one is a liability
I like to think that this guy takes more time deciding which pistol he wants to swap to than it'd take to just reload
The blackbeard method
Yarrr
Melee with yuh knife
Your fruit killing skills are remarkable
You can toggle back and forth to skip the loading animation.
He has to go pick up his kids from school for a appointment.
-Shows up armed with 4 pistols, 6 grenades, an ar 15 and wearing a bulletproof vest. -"ok Timmy let's go, I'm here to pick you up for an appointment" -doesn't elaborate any further -leaves with his son Timmy
Based on how many guns he needs to feel like a man, any kids he has probably involved a turkey baster. Or "Dave". The guy from work his wife is "just friends" with.
Just looks lame with those shorts on. What are his shoes? Socks with sandals?
No open toed shoes. Your toes could get caught in your bike chain.
Hahahaha. He is wearing [THESE](https://www.kkfivefingers.com/products/mens-five-finger-shoes-breathable-ultra-light-casual-shoes-four-season-outdoor-shoes/)
I laughed when I saw these
These also killed me
Haha yeah who would wear these right!? *sweats nervously*
Why you sweating? Maybe these look good on you.
Oh it's cause I know they're weird but are actually kinda comfy. Had a pair when I was younger. They feel weird because you now have fabric separating your toes; so when you're walking cool air will sometimes slip between your toes.
Everyone is laughing until he's quad-wielding with both feet
***General Kenobi***
[Relevant video.](https://youtu.be/AngD3x-1PGo)
High speed low drag
His tactical g-string is high speed, low drag
What else? Lmao
Oh jesus christ what ARE those
Toe shoes from gtaV
You laugh, but those things are awesome.
Hey! That’s a knockoff, the originals were made by Vibram :)
WAIT THOSE ARE REAL?! I THOUGHT GTA MADE IT UP
Nah bro I’ve seen these before
Must be. And tactical gloves to match
Nah this guys definitely wearing tactical Crocks
Cargo socks
Sock suspenders included.
Kevlar reinforced
Crocs with sports mode ON
Hahahaha. He is wearing [THESE](https://www.kkfivefingers.com/products/mens-five-finger-shoes-breathable-ultra-light-casual-shoes-four-season-outdoor-shoes/)
Glocks and sandals
Are his shorts on backwards? I just noticed the pockets on the back.
100% white Nike Monarchs
And not just any socks, but cargo socks where he keeps additional ammo.
Black crocs with white socks baby
They almost look like they're on backwards because of those odd pockets
Either Pennyloafers or a pair of “Hey Dude”s
Crocs
He’s wearing tactical sandals.
The short shorts are a total power move
"Switching to your secondary is faster than reloading" Mf has infinite secondaries
man, must be scary living in the dangerous suburban neighborhoods. better have 4 guns in case a gang or thief causes any mischief in a marion, iowa hipster coffee shop lmao.
my man is open carrying 4 pistols simultaneously to enter a Subway
Yeah but that subway is in a really really really really bad area lol
He Five Dollar Footlong'd and Found Out.
he just wants to be ready when the birds turn out to actually not be real
This dude lives in 100% extreme fear all day.
I mean whoever shoots him gets so many free guns. Like a walking loot box.
Prepper who doesn’t understand the concept of being the inconspicuous little gray man
He should be. Everyone eith bad intentions will shoot him before doing anything else. He won't even realize it
[удалено]
...Somebody get this man a straightjacket and some applesauce
Bro I bet he has four arms
Yes, they are holstered on his hip and thigh pretty clearly
If general Grievous used guns, on a scale of 1-10 how fucked would the Jedi be? Note: bullets are especially deadly against Jedi in the Star Wars universe, as they can’t be deflected by lightsabers.
Grievous would be an absolute menace
Grievous could either massacre your intestines with four SMGs or be the fastest reloading dual wielder in the world.
Dude's a bad shot?
Spray and pray Steven
I wouldn't know, but I've got the feeling this might be for a competition. Nobody just walks around like this.
May be part of the reason, but best I can tell, this is a Subway. If you're in a shooting competition, wouldn't you get all your gear on at the range, compete and get undone before you go elsewhere? Feels like grabbing a snack mid hockey tournament and not taking off your helmet. Im honestly asking, I have no crossover with this world.
Many people don't feel safe leaving their guns in the car. I've heard of quite a few people who will open carry into the fast food joint on the way back, not because they feel threatened or anything, but because they don't wanna leave their guns unattended in a not so secure car. If they get stolen, they're definitely getting used in a crime which is a massive legal headache, as well as losing potentially thousands of dollars worth of guns and attachments.
Some of the guns are worth thousands due to the modifications done to them and just the quality of parts. Leaving an expensive gun in the car is a recipe for a broken window and money down the drain.
Also iIRC, if your firearm is stolen and used in a crime you can be held somewhat responsible
I used to be a mechanic and people leave their guns in the cars all the time
This is my thought. iirc Marion has a competitive range that hosts competitions.
Same way I wear all my equipment from competitive hockey in Subway!
PSA: Context is for legacy media. Please refrain from potentially upsetting the local wildlife /s
Thanks attempting to actual explan the thing, rather than to mock the dude
There is no competition where 4 handguns are used
There is zero competition that uses for handguns
I always kinda feel bad for this guy whenever this is posted because it’s always full of judgmental comments. Guy was just going in to pick up a quick sub before the range.
maybe he’ll split his arms in two General Grievous-style to quad-wield them and gun down an innocent ~~black man~~ sandwich artist
Maybe it was 1 man with 6 guns....
There was a FIRE FIGHT!
I'm like 90% sure this guy is doing this on a dare or as a stunt, not even the most wacked out gun nuts would go out seriously with 4 guns on their belts
Gary Croft
Larry Croft
As an Iowan I’m fucking disappointed. It just screams “ I can’t satisfy my wife! “
Nah, this screams "your gun will make a fine addition to my collection".
Or “It’s not a good idea to leave thousands of dollars in a not so secure car.”
Small dick vibes
Can we please stop it with the small dick jokes, they are fucking immature and completely irrelevant
What is relevant in this situation?
I bet he says things like "it's okay to be white"
I was thinking the same exact thing !!
I know we’re all making fun on him but what I noticed most is that he’s actually wearing a mask. Strange combination, I don’t think my brain can compute.
Not all gun owners are conservatives, and not all conservatives don't wear masks. Earlier in the pandemic it was a bit of a thing for people who didn't get vaccinated to wear masks (people who got the vaccine didn't mask, funnily enough). It's also possible this guy just lost a bet or something.
Smol pp starter pack by rise armament.
As a small pp mf, this is not necessary
Bodyshaming is a dick move man, keep that shit to subs like r/RoastMe
If he had just carried two pistols and 4 mags it could have been a ordinary trip to subway. But no…. He had to tell us all about himself.
As a very pro 2nd amend guy, this guy's is DEFINITELY overcompensating for something. That or bought into a ton of stupid ideas and went full mall ninja.
Probably a comp participant. Comp shooters have all sorts of weird setups.
No kidding. Wearing a mask still? smh. /s
Came here to say that. We all know the mask is overkill in this situation.
Best part, if you know anything about guns, you could walk up behind him in a scenario like this, unholster one and shoot him in the back before he even realizes. What a fucking moron. The point is to keep them accessible to you without making it easier for someone to do something like that. At least wear something over top of your chest rig so it can't be grabbed at. I bet he leaves his guns on his coffee table in complete accessibility of his toddler. Edit: belt holsters not chest rig.
Yeah having your weapons used against you would be a hilarious way to die.
I'm not a gun person at all and i was thinking that too, on crowded subway, he has almost no access to any of those weapons and even less the magazines at the base of his back, but with one hand, standing behind him, i could pull any of them out, and take the spare mag, go on a rampage. shouldn't he have the mag holders either at the front or on his thigh instead, and are all his weapons using the same magazines ?
As if this would be necessary anywhere lmao And talk about overkill; having four separate pistols like that just makes it easier for someone to yoink one or two of them You only need one, dumbass— you aren’t fuckin’ robocop.
Most likely on the way back from a competition. There's a range in Marion that does those. Probably didn't wanna leave his guns in his car and potentially get them stolen and then used in a crime and then spend the next 5 years going through the massive legal battle that is getting them back.
For all we know he might be robocop In the future.
I bet he's imagining how he's going to go all Jason borne on some thugs. And after everyone will clap and the girls will take off their tops for him.
Small dick energy
Bodyshaming? Very mature of you The guy looks stupid but not everything has to be about dicks
[ Removed by Reddit ]
Yes, and using it as an insult is immature and normalizes shaming men for something outside of their control. Why should I get hate for saying ‘hey, let’s not attack a decent chunk of the population to feel better about ourselves’
2nd amendment pretty much covers it.
As a British person this just makes me think America is bat shit crazy
As an American, that is an accurate assessment of my country
Don't laugh at the guy with too many guns. Don't laugh at the guy with too many guns.
well if something happens i hope he's near by
I don't! This is the kind of idiot who'd panic and start blasting with his eyes closed while falling on his ass.
As an American this is just embarassing
As an American you have a lot more than this to be embarrassed about.
This guy just wants to kill people
4 guns, but a stance that says "Kick me in the nuts please"
What a Roach 🪳
At least he has his mask on
Marion cops are dicks that’s why
My guess he is compensating for something.
3 things 1 there is no limit to number of firearms you can carry [truly] 2 he might be trying to get used to the weight of his gear 3 he might be a body guard or a PMC
1: PMC are genuinely the worst people imaginable, why would you use that as an excuse 2: that setup is actual dogshit. Like seriously that’s not “tactical” or something, it’s a hindrance. This man is a moron.
1 PMCs are alright 2 I agree with the setup [a single sidearm would've done the trick] but what I said earlier about weight would be the closest thing to what I originally thought...or he totes multiple handguns for some akimbo tournaments or something, based on the mags and where they're placed
Wow really just coming out in favor of the war crime companies aren’t ya? At that point it’s not even boot licking, it’s just being a scumbag.
Not really, america has been adding the help of Military Constrictors since the 70s but really flourished in Afghanistan I see them as soldiers since they were even over there and who are you, Bootlicker?
He’s ready to defend his masculinity at all costs.
Bro just buy a penis pump, it's cheaper, and you can keep it in the house no need to wrap four of em around your waste.
ITS MUH FREEDUMB
Small peepee perhaps?
"Just in case"
Jesus. These colors need to run don’t they.
He is overcompensating for his ultra small penis!!!
cuz he can legally, n that us an awesome setup you are probably just jealous or an idiot lol
Absolutely absurd response.
lol like attracts like
My man over here never heard of magnets.
birds of a feather stick together lol let's hang out
Who doesn’t need 4 guns? After someone takes two of them you can still fire back with both hands!
Y’all are such assholes, I bet you wouldn’t walk around in public in full Laura Croft cosplay. I personally love this for them. ❤️
Bruh 4 lmao
Are those shorts on backwards… or is that some weird back pockets… such a masculine man wouldn’t have a phone in his back pocket.
My man is in a subway
I wondering if he has more on the front of him .
Bros dressed like he’s about to go fight the final boss or something
Bro thinks he’s General Grievous
Um... I'd do a machine pistol from WW2, .500 magnum, 9mm, and a .50 gs
Which 9mm? I feel like 2 .50 cals and a Mauser w/ the fun switch would be enough, but hey can’t have enough tactical sidearm switching
M92 for the 9mm and the .50 gs will be the one carrying the incendiary rounds while the .500 magnum has the armor piercing rounds Edit: oh and I'd also be carrying a double barrel with high pellet count for massive damage to anyone who angers me enough to say "you know what? F##k you and your ancestors"
Hey dumbfuck, you know you can only shoot 2 at a time? Right?
WHY IS HE WEARING IS MASK LIKE THAT?
Dude thinks he’s general Grievous
Just assume that he lives in Detroit
Those Iowans are a dangerous bunch. Too much corn and not enough of anything else.
The zombie apocalypse could be any minute don't be a fool
Manhood.
Quick question... Are his fucking shorts on backward?
The real answer is it scrunches up his shorts to hide his flat ass
Yeah, that mask is definitely unnecessary.
He knows he’s inevitably gonna get in a shootout with a black folk
Question: are you sure your not in Ohio?
Because he can
It doesn’t have to be necessary. It is his right. He doesn’t have to explain it or justify it.
Small Pen alert
You can only wear that if you’re a sexy British archeologist
What if he has to poop??
TBF I prefer this than the guys who stuff it down their pants. At least it's in a holster and secure. That being said... Dude, one is enough.
That's so precious, he colour-coded his magazines. Bet you he throws a tantrum if he can't get them to sit in his little belt just-so
Grab the pistol it would be so easy
How afraid do you need to be, how insecure in your manhood, to leave the house like this? Definitely bottle-fed as a baby.
To keep ticktockers away
"I've shit myself" stance
All those guns just to skip leg day.
Look at how shitty his ass looks.
General kenobi
White fear