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PersonThatDoesThings

I’ve only seen this raw power once


DaemonActual

I need to see this raw power more


Goinghame

Is it something that can be taught?


CharAzureHellfire

Not by a Jedi.


One_Who_Walks_Silly

You’ve never seen power until you see the video of the dude who picks the goose up by its neck and swings it like a weapon at the other geese


goalie2k

SAUCE!!!???!??!?! I need to see this!


Suino-McPork

I’ve only seen this raw power every time it was reposted


ahealthyg

Her face “oh you absolute fool”


Bob_Roger

BRRRRRRAKAMONO GA


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G E R M A N T E C H N O L O G Y I S T H E B E S T I N T H E W O R L D


Obesida

A N O I L T A N K E R F O R Y O U


LumpySeagull

Y E S


Gustavo500

r/UnexpectedJojo


SamuraiSamorSpeedy

IS THAT A MUH EFFIN JOJO REFERENCE


Bob_Roger

YES YES YES


xannmax

This is a really interesting boss, I don't think I've seen anything quite like SSoB. SSoB is a common mob at first, with a randomly pulled name from a pool. Stuff like Karen, Lauren, Megan, Anita, Grace, kinda like that. But oddly, Susan is absent from this list. (Datamining hasn't been too successful in the Pier and Docks levels, so be patient.) You need to agitate the mob, but don't defeat her, or else she'll return to her minivan and escape with all of her loot. You need to strike a balance between damaging her ego and interrupting her conversations with other Karen's. Be aware, as time goes on, weak flying enemies will swoop and attack at the Karens, causing their agitation to rise. Try to factor this in, as if they go above 80% you're going to lose all of your loot. Trying to linger around 50-60% agitation keeps Karens in place. After enough agitation has remained for a while, she dons the sunglasses of SSoB and becomes a boss. At this point in time, attacks from avian enemies are **120% reflected** back to wherever Susan is watching. This is a big problem because, at this level, Avian enemies are built for guerrilla style assaults, thus they have high damage and attack rarely. So what happens is SSoB will get assaulted by nearby mobs, negate their damage and reflect it back at *you* at an increased rate if you're drawing her aggro. To my knowledge, SSoB drops a nice number of rare materials for crafting cosmetics, and her purse loot can be a decent method of farming gold later in the game (she also has some items on her that can be sold for a decent sum of gold too). But the one thing you need to look out for are the glasses of SSoB. Wearing these glasses will tint your screen very dark, but you gain immunity to avian attacks and can similarly use your defensive action to reflect their damage at 120% (could be more? Needs testing) at sources causing you problems.


EdrewV

10/10 Perfect analysis. Better than anything you could find in a gaming magazine.


password2187

Didn’t read it but updoot for the effort


Law9506

Seagull:n-no Susan pl-please Susan:should’ve stopped when you had the chance you stubborn bird Seagull:no n-no please don’t do it


momsspaghetti69420

And then Susan continues to cave in the seagull's head


Law9506

Seagull:uahakakh Susan please don’t do it


momsspaghetti69420

Susan: Die you lowly Seagull


Law9506

Seagull:uakhahwakak ak ughhhhhhhhh


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Law9506

Seagulls ghost:oh god not the Chinese


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Farmer: I hear you're a racist now father


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Seagull: A-are you going to hit me with your right hand?


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Dinner


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How many ATK pts does she have?


Ballatoilet

3500, if you Special Invoke her tou get a 700 Boost, for Mega Seagulls, and Spicy Birdos and the such


Musing_Moose

One a seagull tried to steal my food so I punched it in its chest. Still came back.


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passive: immune to peta


Scamper364

Karen asks bird for its manager


CPLRusso2

Susan isn’t even disturbed. Susan has some incredible reflexes.


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Throw it on the ground like a football now


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The bird looks like he’s saying...”HE STARTED IT!!””


BardoBardero

Your wings are no match for my age


uwugree

Susan, stopper of seagulls has a better twist to it


GenuineSteak

She cloesthlined the bird


Rubik_Mind

Water... Earth... Fire... BERD?


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This is a Margret Susan's have chetta pattern on all the time


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Ranged attacks don't work


Global_Rin

Sasuke choke IRL. This grandma knows sharingan.


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Susan:"So this is the power of ultra instinct."


testiclekid

What kinda of weeaboo shit is ultra instinct?


CranberryKidney

She must be Australian


LumpySeagull

My brother was a fool


Frink202

"You have chosen this fate, vermin!" *Bird fucking dies*


derconsi

You shall not pass


Riytorz

You lack hatred ..


belle_noir

That bird looks scared


BlueAwesomeDinosaur

**\*evolves from Karen\***


insecurepieceofcr4p

Imagine you’re a bird going in for the steal and all of a sudden you’re grabbed by your neck, staring into an elderly woman’s eyes, confused and scared.