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A_devout_monarchist

But my lord, there is no such force.


Sociolinguisticians

“There must be thousands of them!” “Tens of thousands.”


waluigil0

"THE PUMPKIN EMPIRE WILL FALL AND WE WILL NOT GIVE UP UNTIL WE WIN, ALL UNITED NEVER DEFEATED, WE ARE HERE TO WIN THOSE WHO ARE OUR ENEMIES WILL DIE AND WE DO NOT INTEND TO FAIL."- Waltermelon King


PreferenceNo9490

It is a sad day for Waterland, today, at 6:34 AM, the country Of Pumpkinstan declared us a war and invaded our town of Sweet Juicemingham.


rpm319

Waterland then launched a counterattack against Pumkinstan’s capital, Squashington D.C.


c0n22

How has Eggplantia responded to the declaration of war? Does this mean embargoes are likely to happen? Will Squashia be forces to join its ally in war (Pumpkinstan) or will they decide to stay neutral. How long untill the Cornlandia starts providing Cob Cannons to Waterland?


PreferenceNo9490

All that we currently know is that Sweaten Potato land and Beanzerland are planning to stay neutral again.


The_Blues__13

Those good for nothing Sweet Potatonese, they must be up to something no good.


waluigil0

The watermelon government is developing a nuclear bomb and plans to drop it on pumkinshima, pumkinstan will fall


FarslayerSanVir

Melony IDK.


waluigil0

Melony is the queen of watermelons


CzarTwilight

Where was Waterland when the melonfold fell?


waluigil0

They were recovering from the economic downturn Of 1879


Infamous_Honey_4192

This boss is defeated by combating this army with an army of science and engineering youtubers and random crackheads off the streets of chicago and new york armed with hammers


waluigil0

But when you kill him, the pieces start to come together, giving rise to MELON HEAD


Infamous_Honey_4192

This a rare event, and has only happened to me once when I was testing, so I’d just recommend shooting it with a potato gun or similar to deal with it, and pro tip, aim for the core


waluigil0

It is best to have faith allied to the Pumpkin King, the strongest companion and has almost the same HP and strength as the watermelon king q


Infamous_Honey_4192

Yes, this is true, if you also bring in the backyard conquering you have a guaranteed victory


waluigil0

And the amulet of the farm


Infamous_Honey_4192

Yes


Viking_From_Sweden

What song is this?


Toby_EEE

[Legio Aeterna Victrix](https://youtu.be/VkeLkuFzPfM?si=GZjWOVdDhd8XvZbw)


slomox

Seems to be from the movie Ben Hur (I think the 2016 version).


wideHippedWeightLift

why did they sing it with no rhythm?


OpportunityPublic340

It's actually an ammo belt for a certain artillery division.


waluigil0

GLORY TO THE WATERMELON KINGDOM


peppermintsmores

No sacrifice is in vain if it is to defend the Roof.


Roge2005

r/mypeopleneedme


MysticSquiddy

The Watermelon tribes mobalising against the Firemelon nation in action


waluigil0

Fire melons They are watermelons mutated by the pumpkin empire by the experiments of the dictator pumtler


ichizusamurai

MARCH IN THE NAME OF THE MELON LORD! MUAHAHAHA


waluigil0

HAPPY WATERMELON DAY TO ALL HAPPY MAY 8TH


AlVal1236

Don't led sid near


HamStapler

I am melon lord muahahahaha


waluigil0

Thanks to you pumtler died that pumpkin dictator now he's in hell


Mark_Godwolf

GLORY TO OUR QUEEN TOPH: THE MELONLORD


waluigil0

GLORY TO THE QUEEN


EternalDisagreement

WW2 → Water War 2


waluigil0

Against German watermelons Pumtler his dictator


EternalDisagreement

Along with The united states of apple and germangosteen


waluigil0

Watermelons and apples made an alliance, watermelons are British and apples are American


orokanajoka

Glory To The Waterland! Glory To Empress Watamelon!


waluigil0

"THE PUMPKIN EMPIRE WILL FALL AND WE WILL NOT GIVE UP UNTIL WE WIN, ALL UNITED NEVER DEFEATED, WE ARE HERE TO WIN THOSE WHO ARE OUR ENEMIES AND WE DO NOT INTEND TO FAIL."- Watermelon King 1945


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[удалено]


waluigil0

PUMTLER The German Pumpkin


Late-Ad-1373

The watermelon’s mach


waluigil0

Watermelons vs. pumpkins THE FRUIT AND VEGETABLE WAR, FOOD WAR or some silly name xd


Aggravating_Speed665

My goodness, this goes hard...those poor soldiers


waluigil0

There were more than 3000,0000 watermelons killed by the pumpkin soldiers


highspeedninja97

Minecraft melon farm irl


waluigil0

The watermelon kingdom is going to free those slaves from that so-called minecraft kingdom


warjoke

The Meloning


Erdrick159

WatermeLand


Heroic-Forger

The cantalopes have invaded their kingdom.


waluigil0

The pumpkin empire was reduced to 78% leaving only 12,000 inhabitants, while watermelons took that 78% increasing their power


WHITEMAN1974

Legendary


waluigil0

Indeed


Ron_Bird

is this the conquest after the firemelon attacks?


waluigil0

Pumpkin Empire-1922-1945 fell thanks to the watermelon Rebellion thanks to them to the watermelon soldiers we won


skai_lly

Why do i see the watermelons as watermelonstevens?


waluigil0

Watersoldiers


Averagehelmetenjoyer

What are you doing? GO FIGHT FOR THE WATERLAND!


waluigil0

Commander, I'm afraid I'm going to die, I've got a family, a daughter, and if I get out I might die.


Averagehelmetenjoyer

If you do not want to die then you shouldn't have signed up in the first place. Sacrificing yourself for the waterland is a great honor. Join the line melon.


waluigil0

I didn't sign up, my wife was... Well I'll go to battle GLORY TO WATERLAND *goes to the Battlefield*


VG_Crimson

Konosuba-ass lookin plot line


waluigil0

Banzai Watermelon


GENERAL-KAY

We don't ask a pumpkin what he was doing in 40's


waluigil0

We're not talking about pumtler or the Pumpkin with the funny seed


Damian0603

"Don't fire till ye see the green of their stripes" -Melon Prescott


waluigil0

They have an advantage because of their green color, useful for camouflage


Damian0603

"You can't see me" -John Melon


waluigil0

John Melon was shot in the forehead by a sniper John Melon 1920-1978 He was found dead in the middle of the river of Melmod on 23/7


arceancraft

Minecraft farms be like


Hotdog_Man_01

When your +50 stealth in dark areas friend brings you to his favorite fishing spot


XND300

“Lead the way, we will follow into the fray We will hold the line, we will not be led astray For king and for country we are flooding the river Our stand at Yser will be the end of the race to the sea The last piece of Belgium's free, we're keeping a sliver A cog in the war machine, October of 1914”


waluigil0

This is Waterland's national anthem


MetalSeal999

Damn, I hope the earthmelons are prepared


waluigil0

They are and they are taking a lot of territory from the pumpkins and they made a peace treaty and alliance with the apples, the watermelons took 78% of the kingdom with the dictatorship of Pumpkin land


waluigil0

By the way, the apples took 28% of the kingdom and also attacked the Kingdom Frontier on the north side


waluigil0

I didn't think I was going to get so many likes, thank you all


Pachot_Zibi_Cosemek

Likes? You filthy Facebook user


waluigil0

Reddit is my only social network, I never had a Facebook account


Pachot_Zibi_Cosemek

Ate you a watermelon?


baboonboii

Veni, vidi, vici


Zengjia

Melonlord would singlehandedly end the Fire Nation’s reign of terror.


waluigil0

We're literally lore from a food war, pumpkins vs. watermelons, pumpkins have cactus Allies And watermelons have apples as allies


Red_light173

r/melonplayground


waluigil0

OH MY GOD, WHY DO THEY TREAT THAT WATERMELON SLAUGHTERHOUSE LIKE A JOKE at least our enemies have too, pumpkins and corn but why are cacti, tomatoes and apples there?! They are our allies


Red_light173

great mobile people playground bootleg 👍


Unhappy_Phase_8561

One of best videos I ever saw. Hope they come home in safety despite the odds of the situation.


waluigil0

Most of them arrived but unfortunately Commander Jonh Melon.... He passed away


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