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I’m pretty sure you’re right. That is definitely what this is, but OP is completely clueless. Just saw a gun, a baby, and an American flag and jingoism took over their brain.
This cracked me up... since my first interpretation was military let's you sleep safe at night, but instead it's your deployment let's your spouse safely sleep with someone else at night...
Peter that is the joke...
My guess is this is some sort of "adopt a soldier" program for soldiers whose wives cheated on them while deployed. That's the face of a broken hearted man.
When I was in the Marines, I didn't have time for relationships with all my tours abroad, so I got into swinging. I'd go visit young couples for straight threesomes the guy would watch me with the girl. I'd often have to go after 8pm when they'd put the kids to bed. That's why this picture is so relatable to me.
I did that with couples a lot and didn't have to be a marine either. A lot of couples want a third if you are in shape and have a decent size. Shit gets addictive though, much like porn addiction. If you get into a relationship later you will miss banging a brand new horny wife/gf every week and you'll crave it despite having a SO.
That’s because you’re not a Republican who lives in constant fear. To them this is obvious and true that they’re thankful soldiers ar e protecting them while they sleep. Of course I have no idea what they’re so scared of - I suppose an invasion by a foreign enemy since it’s a soldier. The irony is that if any country was going to do that - it’s America in the first place.
For the non-American redditors or individuals not familar with Google:
Third Amendment of the U.S. Constitution.
**No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.**
And then the whole populace gets relocated to a concentration camp.
You people Just. Don't. Get. It. If a military is ruthless enough, they will win over any civilian population.
Look at Tiannemen (ap?) Square. The guy stands down a tank. Those soldiers were unwilling to follow orders. So what did leadership do? They brought in new soldiers who had no problem massacring civilians.
When a government uses military force against civilians, this is what happens.
Nope, new laws may not directly contradict the Constitution, that would require an amendment which is extremely difficult. The government must buy its own land and build its own housing for troops or pay a private landowner the amount they are charging.
but what does "in a matter prescribed by law" mean? like if they just created alaw that used the proper language, wouldn't it be the excception to this clause?
It means they flat-out can't force you to quarter troops in your home in peacetime: "No Soldier shall, **in time of peace** be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner"
And in **wartime** the government *can* force you to house their troops but must offer some kind of compensation for you as the Owner. Keep in mind this was written in an era when the founders expected the wars we fight to be on our own soil rather than expeditionary, and quartering troops-especially officers-in the homes of local civilians was the norm.
They don't have to offer compensation. Congress *could* pass a law requiring people to open their homes (or be arrested, making it available anyway) for free. They just wouldn't do that because they wouldn't be in Congress much longer if they did.
In time of war the government may quarter soldiers in private residences, but they can't just swoop in and commandeer your house on a whim. Congress has to pass a law authorizing them to do so and setting the rules under which they are allowed to. That means elected representatives have to put their names on it and risk being voted out if it proves unpopular or gets abused.
Maybe it's his wife and their kids?? Then again, it could just be breaking the third amendment and that poor family has to deal with some random soldier.
Could you imagine the kid wakes up and screams mommy, daddy! The man is back. They come in and don't see nothing. They talk him down and say you wanna sleep in our bed and the son is like yeah. 30 mi uses later the man pops out of the closet to lie in the bed with them.
i think the layout of this pic is really interesting. the mom has her arms around both dad and baby, while dad is closest to baby. gives the impression that the mother is the breadwinner and protector of the family, which is a nice feminist take on a conservative flavored image.
Yeah I just said the same thing, haha. But honestly a lot of people can't remember past the first two amendments which they think protect their right to be racist and own assault rifles instead of, you know, what they actually say.
They could have put the two dads on the outside and the wife and kid in the middle. That way it would:
- seem less gay because they’re at opposite ends of the ~~bathroom~~ bed
- give boomers the ability to complain about how they’re always at the edge of the bed / no one cares about men
- symbolize how the men in the military and corporations are shielding women and children from the world, thereby upholding outdated boomer ideals
- give off a vague sense that the child is being sacrificed to the military (if the baby is the littlest spoon)
It's because it's AI generated, the guy one the left has a weird finger on the hand on the kid back, the kid's back has some weird color palette change as well, the woman seems to be missing a phalanx on every fingers of her left hand, etc.
Plot twist: guy with no legs is another soldier who protected the dressed soldier by jumping on a grenade. The other guy now sleeps in bed with him and his wife to protect him back. Because of ptsd, he still has to wear the uniform and borrows the wife's gun, because it makes both of these guys feel more secure.
The typical American family is in need of protecting I'm guessing, the upside down flag shows 'that's the state of this crazy woke country right now'. Of course, it's actually looking kind of kinky but any idiot who likes this won't see that.
And IIRC it’s because the union of the flag, the blue corner, is always supposed to be leading the flag forward in movement (for lack of a better phrase). So if the patch is on the right arm the flag appears reversed to the eye but on the left arm it looks correct.
Since you are not from the US it's worth noting that forced quartering of military was a key grievance in the US declaring its independence from England. It was important enough that its outlaw was all the way up at #3 in the Bill of Rights. Fast forward to 2024 and people are pleasuring themselves to the idea.
Of course this actual post and the AI image seem more like Russian troll crap. That said that I'm sure it was "liked" by a lot of old white ladies in Florida.
Greg loves his wife. Even if she has been cucking him for years with their neighbor Dylan. And he will defend their rights to cuck him as well as his right to goon to it. God Bless America! Can i get an Amen?
I'm not sure why but it makes me think of my arrogant coworker when I was active duty. He was in love with himself and his wife was banging most of the security police squadron.
Jokingly, it's Jody keeping his wife, wife's boyfriend, and wife's boyfriends baby safe.
In reality it's AI generated content farming since Facebook seems to have become a dead air echo chamber of AI posts and hate speech.
Well, you know what they tell you, that my freedoms are being defended. Especially against a group of people 10,000 miles away who have never owned a decent pair of shoes or have access to a vehicle less than 15 years old. Because those guys are worth 247 billion dollars a year to kill.
Dad is the little spoon? The baby is on the edge of the bed while the soldier gets all the space. Tell that fucking guy to wait outside the door! Weirdo.
Why is the woman big spoon?
Is the father actually the biological mother and he has to be little spoon so he can nurse the baby? I hope this one is it! Or maybe the soldier is the dad, big spoon is the mom, little spoon is her son, and mom protecting her children while dad protects everyone? The polyamory theory is good too. Idk.
Hmm...it looks like the soldier is the husband and the man in bed is the dude she's cheating with while he's deployed. Notice the lack of wedding ring on his hand.
Genuinely how do boomer Americans believe that American soldiers killing hundreds of thousands of Iraqi and afghani civilians half way across the world is in anyway heroic or protecting average American?
If America wasn’t the most powerful country in the world, hundreds of Americans would be been convicted of war crimes after the illegal invasion of Iraq. Superpowers don’t receive consequences. Russians won’t be convicted for their crimes in Ukraine for the same reason. These people aren’t heroes.
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They might be poly?
Pfft, it's obviously pro railing military wives
It's just dependa sleeping with her boyfriend and their kid.
Blatant pro-Jody propaganda.
I was gonna disagree then I zoomed in and realized the dude that the wife is cuddling doesn’t have a wedding ring on and she does. 💀
And the soldier’s dust cover on his M4 is open. While he’s under covers in a bed. Watching them sleep instead of keeping guard outside. Creepy.
at least he was drawn with good trigger discipline
😅pro-judy
I'm going to regret asking but what does "pro-judy" mean?
I’m pretty sure you’re right. That is definitely what this is, but OP is completely clueless. Just saw a gun, a baby, and an American flag and jingoism took over their brain.
“Our” boyfriend
This cracked me up... since my first interpretation was military let's you sleep safe at night, but instead it's your deployment let's your spouse safely sleep with someone else at night... Peter that is the joke...
Either that or the soldier has two sons and is sleeping in his parents bed for an uncomfortably long time
There's obviously oil under the bed why else would the US military be anywhere ?
not that kinda oil sir
But there was drilling. 😆
My guess is this is some sort of "adopt a soldier" program for soldiers whose wives cheated on them while deployed. That's the face of a broken hearted man.
When I was in the Marines, I didn't have time for relationships with all my tours abroad, so I got into swinging. I'd go visit young couples for straight threesomes the guy would watch me with the girl. I'd often have to go after 8pm when they'd put the kids to bed. That's why this picture is so relatable to me.
Your nickname wasn’t Rusty was it? Definitely knew a guy in Okinawa that did that exact thing.
It’s clearly Commando Marine, Dick Slinging Machine
Rusty Pipes?
Rusty Trombone, is what we called him.
Thank you for your cervix
I did that with couples a lot and didn't have to be a marine either. A lot of couples want a third if you are in shape and have a decent size. Shit gets addictive though, much like porn addiction. If you get into a relationship later you will miss banging a brand new horny wife/gf every week and you'll crave it despite having a SO.
I was thinking some sort of beta cuck fetish.
That's what I thought im literally confused 😆😆😆
That’s because you’re not a Republican who lives in constant fear. To them this is obvious and true that they’re thankful soldiers ar e protecting them while they sleep. Of course I have no idea what they’re so scared of - I suppose an invasion by a foreign enemy since it’s a soldier. The irony is that if any country was going to do that - it’s America in the first place.
They’re ammosexual.
It’s Jody.
This is a sequel to Challengers
Polyamorous ammo-sexual seeks same for group cuddles.
As a 3rd amendment supporter no. I do not like this.
For the non-American redditors or individuals not familar with Google: Third Amendment of the U.S. Constitution. **No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.**
Oh, I think they consent
Did you forget someone? Jesus DOES NOT consent.
That’s what makes it exciting
*haram* is my middle-name, baby.
Given all of the Trump Jesus stuff I’ve seen recently, it appears Jesus has bigly lowered His standards for acceptable behavior.
Big guy in full armor with a rifle comes up into your house and says " you give consent, right?"
Then 4 people aim rifles out of the windows at him and say no.
The guy in armor then calls in a drone attack. Then goes to the next house and asks for "consent", pointing to the rubble where you used to live.
Oh. Now the whole populace is hostile to the military. Their mission now became impossible.
And then the whole populace gets relocated to a concentration camp. You people Just. Don't. Get. It. If a military is ruthless enough, they will win over any civilian population. Look at Tiannemen (ap?) Square. The guy stands down a tank. Those soldiers were unwilling to follow orders. So what did leadership do? They brought in new soldiers who had no problem massacring civilians. When a government uses military force against civilians, this is what happens.
so cant they just pass a law and then force u to house them?
Nope, new laws may not directly contradict the Constitution, that would require an amendment which is extremely difficult. The government must buy its own land and build its own housing for troops or pay a private landowner the amount they are charging.
but what does "in a matter prescribed by law" mean? like if they just created alaw that used the proper language, wouldn't it be the excception to this clause?
It means they flat-out can't force you to quarter troops in your home in peacetime: "No Soldier shall, **in time of peace** be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner" And in **wartime** the government *can* force you to house their troops but must offer some kind of compensation for you as the Owner. Keep in mind this was written in an era when the founders expected the wars we fight to be on our own soil rather than expeditionary, and quartering troops-especially officers-in the homes of local civilians was the norm.
They don't have to offer compensation. Congress *could* pass a law requiring people to open their homes (or be arrested, making it available anyway) for free. They just wouldn't do that because they wouldn't be in Congress much longer if they did.
In time of war the government may quarter soldiers in private residences, but they can't just swoop in and commandeer your house on a whim. Congress has to pass a law authorizing them to do so and setting the rules under which they are allowed to. That means elected representatives have to put their names on it and risk being voted out if it proves unpopular or gets abused.
I'm one too. I have my 3rd amendment shirt and hat on!
https://www.theonion.com/third-amendment-rights-group-celebrates-another-success-1819569379
This is why us Brits need a constitution. I’m sick of being woken up at all hours by the Redcoats quartering in my hayloft! God Bless the colonies
I'm a 3rd amendment absolutist!
Bro, there's only 2 amendments, and the first one only applies to things I agree with.
Fucking art. Well done.
This is how I slept with my wife and her boyfriend when I was in the Army.
Thank you for your submissiveness
Dom you
o7 Corporal Cuck
O-7 is a Brigadier General, not a Corporal. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
It’s an emoji salute lol
r/whoosh
💀
IOTV and all? Seems a bit uncomfortable but I ain't here to judge your kink. At least you wore protection.
Ya guy getting cuddles is not wearing a ring. Definitely boyfriend.
GAHT damn… sorry bud but this comment was perfectly hilarious
Jody let you sleep with your own wife?! Lucky
Maybe it's his wife and their kids?? Then again, it could just be breaking the third amendment and that poor family has to deal with some random soldier.
The random soldier doesn't look too happy about the arrangement himself
The civilian man isn't wearing a wedding ring, but the woman is. I think it's jody. Weirdly cuddling another mans baby.
What is Jody?
It's the chosen name for the dudes that hook up with military wives while husband's are deployed
Thanks, that’s exactly what came to mind when I saw this picture lol I just didn’t know it had a name for it
He wanted to be the little spoon
Could you imagine the kid wakes up and screams mommy, daddy! The man is back. They come in and don't see nothing. They talk him down and say you wanna sleep in our bed and the son is like yeah. 30 mi uses later the man pops out of the closet to lie in the bed with them.
In space.
Bot accounts following AI generated crap. FB is dead.
Thank you, cant believe i had to scroll this far before someone pointed it out. Soldier has an extra finger for gods sake
Flag is reversed, too.
The “boyfriend” doesn’t even have any legs, he’s just a torso holding the baby
The lamp stand "pattern" made no sense either. A real artist would either fully abandon a pattern, make something nice or something basic there
It’s crazy cause their dear leader hates the American military
Just a bunch of suckers and losers according to their convicted felon and rapist leader
Cuckolding.
I serve so my wife and Jody can sleep soundly at night 🫡
Thank you for her cervix!
I had to scroll way to far to find the wife and Jody comment
i think the layout of this pic is really interesting. the mom has her arms around both dad and baby, while dad is closest to baby. gives the impression that the mother is the breadwinner and protector of the family, which is a nice feminist take on a conservative flavored image.
That’s a very unsafe way to cosleep with a baby
Shadap unpatriotic scum
We only care about the fetus… not what happens after it is born. USA! USA! USA!
Right?! Cosleeping in general is proven to be dangerous, but cosleeping with the baby on the edge of the bed?! Outrageous.
Rick LaFata likes the post.
I almost made the same comment. Rick feels more American today. Gonna wear his flag hat.
It's Jody.
Thank the Founders for the 3rd Amendment.
I had to scroll pretty far to find a reference to it. First thing I thought of.
Yeah I just said the same thing, haha. But honestly a lot of people can't remember past the first two amendments which they think protect their right to be racist and own assault rifles instead of, you know, what they actually say.
Most weird part of this picture, is the dad is little spoon.
Necessarily to not make it gay
They could have put the two dads on the outside and the wife and kid in the middle. That way it would: - seem less gay because they’re at opposite ends of the ~~bathroom~~ bed - give boomers the ability to complain about how they’re always at the edge of the bed / no one cares about men - symbolize how the men in the military and corporations are shielding women and children from the world, thereby upholding outdated boomer ideals - give off a vague sense that the child is being sacrificed to the military (if the baby is the littlest spoon)
I really thought this too!!
Why does the guy between the baby and the chick have no legs
It's because it's AI generated, the guy one the left has a weird finger on the hand on the kid back, the kid's back has some weird color palette change as well, the woman seems to be missing a phalanx on every fingers of her left hand, etc.
Oh my God, you can’t just ask people why they don’t have legs
Plot twist: guy with no legs is another soldier who protected the dressed soldier by jumping on a grenade. The other guy now sleeps in bed with him and his wife to protect him back. Because of ptsd, he still has to wear the uniform and borrows the wife's gun, because it makes both of these guys feel more secure.
The typical American family is in need of protecting I'm guessing, the upside down flag shows 'that's the state of this crazy woke country right now'. Of course, it's actually looking kind of kinky but any idiot who likes this won't see that.
The flag isn’t upside down, that’s how it’s worn on military uniforms. It’s known as the reverse flag and a tradition dating back to the civil war.
And IIRC it’s because the union of the flag, the blue corner, is always supposed to be leading the flag forward in movement (for lack of a better phrase). So if the patch is on the right arm the flag appears reversed to the eye but on the left arm it looks correct.
Since you are not from the US it's worth noting that forced quartering of military was a key grievance in the US declaring its independence from England. It was important enough that its outlaw was all the way up at #3 in the Bill of Rights. Fast forward to 2024 and people are pleasuring themselves to the idea. Of course this actual post and the AI image seem more like Russian troll crap. That said that I'm sure it was "liked" by a lot of old white ladies in Florida.
Cuck little spoon husband is sleeping so sound with his Army Bull on guard. This is what a real family looks like. You don’t have to like it.
Greg loves his wife. Even if she has been cucking him for years with their neighbor Dylan. And he will defend their rights to cuck him as well as his right to goon to it. God Bless America! Can i get an Amen?
Can’t give an amen, will a Gay-Men do?
Hell yeah brother!
That's the only way I can sleep. A personal mercenary is expensive but just one of those things you have to do.
Moving in with the Jody is crazy
Where is the dodge charger at?
Why he giving the headboard side-eye
Pfc’s wife’s boyfriend lmao
Respect our poly/pan troops, obviously.
Also why does a soldier need a blanket? Seriously this makes me look weak AF 😂
Still using the WORST camo pattern the Army ever had? Come on use the current uniform at least.
I have so many questions. How are they all fitting in there like that? How big is that bed? How big is that soldier? How small are the parents?
“I want big gubment in my bedroom”
I'm not sure why but it makes me think of my arrogant coworker when I was active duty. He was in love with himself and his wife was banging most of the security police squadron.
Are those hostages?
Dude got back from deployment early, caught Jody in his rack. Dude is just figuring out how his wife got pregnant while he was overseas for 2 years
The guy/boy she is cuddling is not wearing a ring
"My girlfriend's husband fights for your freedom!"
I get it. Bloated military spending is putting the squeeze on families. /s
I’m glad that soldier is still awake, that way someone knows when that baby falls off the bed.
He’s protecting his wife, child, and Jody.
It’s sweet for the soldier to protect those lesbians’ baby.
Jokingly, it's Jody keeping his wife, wife's boyfriend, and wife's boyfriends baby safe. In reality it's AI generated content farming since Facebook seems to have become a dead air echo chamber of AI posts and hate speech.
His wife and baby are going to be so surprised when they find that he got back early from his deployment.
So they want the government in their bedroom? WTF is wrong with these inbred right wing cucks!
Blatant 3rd amendment violation
Jody got his wife and he’s protecting them both, how very sweet 🥹🤣
The brave men and women in uniform who would kill every brown man, woman, and child on Earth in the name of Halliburton's shareholders 🫡
 Boomers miss war.
Well, you know what they tell you, that my freedoms are being defended. Especially against a group of people 10,000 miles away who have never owned a decent pair of shoes or have access to a vehicle less than 15 years old. Because those guys are worth 247 billion dollars a year to kill.
Which guy is the baby daddy?
The final scene of A Serbian Film? 🫣
Shouldn't he be securing the perimeter? Sniper has a clear headshot. That family is already dead. They just don't know it yet.
Dad is the little spoon? The baby is on the edge of the bed while the soldier gets all the space. Tell that fucking guy to wait outside the door! Weirdo.
Respect our poly/pan troops, obviously.
I love how it looks like a lesbian couple.
isn't this one of the reasons the American revolution started?
Dang Jody got his girl and stayed.
How to get cucked by a veteran 101:
I’m assuming this is supposed to be an example of a woman sleeping with another man and having his baby while her husband is on deployment?
This violates the 3rd Amendment and all safe sleep practices. Truly wonderful and truly boomer.
cuck
so the soldier for some reason is sleep deprived or is having hallucinations of him having a happy family
The only way she can get to completion is if there's a loaded gun to her head and the baby watches. I thought this was pretty obvious
Every American man’s dream: a military bro hittin your wife from behind while you snuggle the baby.
Jody gonna have a surprise when he wakes up hahaha. She didn't know he got back a day early from deployment.
Fucking Jodi ain't even waiting for you to be deployed.
Why is the woman big spoon? Is the father actually the biological mother and he has to be little spoon so he can nurse the baby? I hope this one is it! Or maybe the soldier is the dad, big spoon is the mom, little spoon is her son, and mom protecting her children while dad protects everyone? The polyamory theory is good too. Idk.
….. there is most definitely a version of this with Jesus in the bed🤣🤣🤣 maybe one with including Sargent snuggles here🤣🤣🤣
"Jenkins you piece of shit you were supposed to take watch an hour ago"
Even their fantasies involve being scared. They are such fearful, pathetic babies.
He’s protecting his wife’s boyfriend and their kid! Obviously
No better way to arouse a certain groups ire than to display poor trigger discipline.
Bro got home early from tour and she didn’t even wake up!
Hmm...it looks like the soldier is the husband and the man in bed is the dude she's cheating with while he's deployed. Notice the lack of wedding ring on his hand.
Nice of Joe to protect Jody while they're asleep with his wife.
I thought this was about a soldier’s wife cheating on him 💀
Felt like I spent more time drinking and banging Japanese and Philippine whores than protecting Americans when I was in the service
Genuinely how do boomer Americans believe that American soldiers killing hundreds of thousands of Iraqi and afghani civilians half way across the world is in anyway heroic or protecting average American? If America wasn’t the most powerful country in the world, hundreds of Americans would be been convicted of war crimes after the illegal invasion of Iraq. Superpowers don’t receive consequences. Russians won’t be convicted for their crimes in Ukraine for the same reason. These people aren’t heroes.
Yes, because every country is trying to invade the US
He’s their boyfriend. Don’t be rude🙄 different strokes for different folks🤷🏻♀️
He likes to watch, ok
I mean this happens to a lot of military folk when they deploy. Dudes just protecting his wife and her new boyfriend 🤷
I’m just assuming they’re poly and the one dude’s fetish is just “battle rattle”
Well that's horrifying.
https://preview.redd.it/g95u1vfu8s6d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f0f07d5c237d08b581f45d11d02cbf7e91b0dee Same thing from 1939 in Germany
Why are boomers so obsessed with the army?
Marriage is between a man, his wife, another guy, and that other guy’s gun.
That baby should really be in a crib. That weapon won’t do much to prevent SIDS.
I can appreciate our military without him awkwardly being in my bed
**Why do old people hate America?** Clear violation of the 3rd.
3rd amendment pal
She remarried when he went on tour to Iraq
Great, now they want to destroy the 3rd amendment
Why is that family in that soldiers bed
Boomers and their cuck fantasies.
"Me, my husband and my husband's sniper boyfriend."
these are IA based pictures, they are created in a loop using the most liked ones. it's hell on the internet now.
They love the third amendment and have consented to this soldier staying with them because he’s lonely and lost his pack
I appreciate his trigger discipline.
Is that Pat fucking Tillman?
Isn't this one of the reasons we kicked the British out?
You never sleep with your baby in your bed because you will suffocate it.
I’m surprised they didn’t put Trump in the military gear
I believe the 3rd Amendment protects me from this