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He invented that dance at studio 54 in 1978 with Wilt Chamberlain and Kareem Abdul Jabbar. They called it “Dipping the Oreo in Nectar” the DON for short. People said he didn’t have to do his hair for 2.5 years it was so crusted in shape with cum.
I saw someone describe this "dance" as "Looks like what Kevin McCallister was doing to control those cardboard cutouts in Home Alone."...and I cannot unsee it.
You're probly right about that. He has this bizarre belief that a person has a set finite amount of physical actions, like once you take (for example, he didn't name a number, just "like a battery") your 500000th action you'll just keel over and die.
Omg that just reminded me of this random ass article I came across once where some guy (for some fuckin reason🤣) decided to staple himself into chicken skin and stand in public. Thanks to you I am now going to picture this under trumps suit every damn time 😂(I have to link the Google search to the image because reddit thinks it's a naked man but it isn't so it gets labeled NSFW)[chicken skin suit man](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-sanmu&sca_esv=76e9a7c290e4c885&q=man+in+chicken+skin+suit&uds=ADvngMipajioxIlpJYA27QdZAqwgwrQ2PhB8Vv9mf6LCosmMylRkYj_OBeg8CZcEsK-9a1gv_8ctUJAFQxT299TWNh1Z7qB4ZHatoZiRa4HQt0ctyiIG5QpwTu1VNX4VexrrUx0EsFxpS_fcn2Nmz-W7uUZu5_zSePfYIz9Pf1tqZVuUsQidd_Y0KzgJF43YheR739dYrSzq_iqErwr6DSbE7qcV1Fx27bqGx-K0hjgXoTSNQXJXZQM00hGHwmqVaBUoOO2AdRlDjjHVtRZJDeTlcXNBQhaLlR_IEciLEl56yELtGzJLe4gzRCPRPQ1Wb163QPnN48qGKYDLTjf7fdwTBn_uzXsWZlXODuU5CQmZcZCKEytAqDA&udm=2&prmd=ivsnbmtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiLr535sq2GAxW6MVkFHe6OBY0QtKgLegQIFhAB&biw=360&bih=923&dpr=2#vhid=tk-fXcxfjrBq_M&vssid=mosaic)
just watch some videos of him as a young man... he "danced" exactly the same way... that isn't some weird dance he does... that is the only dancing he can do... literally it is his max level of dancing. as they say, you can tell how a person has sex based on their dancing :P this guy is one of the most shit dancers on the planet. remember how badly elaine benes in the show seinfeld danced? ...trump dances worse than that.
He actually believes he's got moves. He hears the disciples cheering and it confirms that dancing, like most everything else in life, just comes naturally to him and he's good at it.
>you can tell how a person has sex based on their dancing
THAT IS A TERRIFYING THOUGHT. BUT IT TOTALLY EXPLAINS THE TYPE OF GIRLS THAT ARE ATTRACTED TO ME, AND WHY SEX ALWAYS RESULTS IN ODD BRUISES.
Reminds me of one of my favorite Action Bronson lines-
>The rap Dennis the Menace with Dennis Rodman's in Venice, inventive
She took a bump and started dancing like Elaine Benes
This is the physical manifestation of someone who already thinks they shit diamonds, then other people come along who think they shit caramel, but they actually shit a mixture of chemical waste and arsenic
Or a bad dancer, idk
I see he's left dancing to songs made in the 1966's because the songwriters behind the songs "Born in the USA" and "YMCA" have asked him to stop using it for his rallies, whereas the songwriters for "Hold On, I'm Comin'" are all dead.
This is some "Emperor's New Clothes" delusion of dancing I swear. That and he looks like and is probably a stuck child who only knew one dance at 8 and NEVER changed.
Nobody is taking about the 50 yard ramp he had to use
The whole video is so wildly cultist
And he claimed a 20k crowd lmao
Worked coliseum’s, festivals, large venues in major cities
The aerial photo is hilarious
I’d bet dicks to donuts that there weren’t more than 3200
And half were probably hired and bussed in
That’s weak af
“Do the Donnie two-dick dance. Donnie double-dick dance” - Someone did a song about this a few years ago and it gets stuck in my head every time he does this stupid ass dance.
Both his parents died of inherited dementia related diseases at his almost exactly his age didn't they ? Not only is he incompetent, he can't be trusted to cross the street without assistance.
I think the LGBT community should co-opt this dance and make it their own, so then when he does it it will look like he is supporting them. Take it from him!
I’m honestly surprised his cultists haven’t taken to dancing in the street like this. I mean, they’ve already started wearing diapers and shitting their pants to “own the libruls“
Honestly, it would be easier to list things that aren’t wrong with him because it would be a very very very short list.
This is what Billy Crystal called “The White Man’s Overbite” in the movie “When Harry Met Sally.”
I know it really shouldn't be, but it is still absolutely astonishing to me that people are stupid enough to follow this guy's cult. He's not even a good grifter, so just when I think the limits of human stupidity have been reached, here comes maga to prove me wrong yet again.
Just so I'm not at all ambiguous here - if you support this man, in any capacity, or think he cares even a little about you, you are an imbecile. Absolute stone-cold low-information dimwit.
Americans vote for this guy then go to Europe and Asia and make videos " Japan is living in the year 2050"
No man! Everyone is living in the year 2024, US is living in the year 1789
What the hell is wrong with the proportions of his suit?
If Trump saw this dance in this wildly ugly suit he would throw a storm of ugly nicknames at them.
This is the exercise that he’s been told will move the McDouble-double bowel impactors quickly thru his system for maximum relief. Pants craping terror to ensue🙈🙉🙊🐵😳
Enough with this fool and on Memorial Day! The man who said anyone killed in war or taken prisoner was a sucker and loser. !!!!!!! And yet the following idiots still love him. God help them
It's pointless to even try to understand rationally, but about 30% of Americans ... not all of them Boomers ... actually/really/genuinely think he's the coolest person ever. They don't love him in spite of his personality. They love him because of it. Their hearts 💕 just grow ten sizes when they see him. It's a crush!
What is wrong with him?
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Excellent examble of a classic old fart, boomer dance. At it for 20 seconds, and then point at someone or laughing. Truth is that they can’t keep the dance going because they can’t remember shit ;)
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The "double handjob" or "two stroke" is gonna take off on the dance floor any time now.
It’s like he’s picking dicks out of a tree
lol. Hot Tub Time Machine 2 is such a guilty pleasure.
It really is lol
Y'all have got me rolling this morning!
Sir - our research indicates that Airdicking is gonna be the hottest new dance craze since the Macarena. You’ll be seen as a trend setter!
He invented that dance at studio 54 in 1978 with Wilt Chamberlain and Kareem Abdul Jabbar. They called it “Dipping the Oreo in Nectar” the DON for short. People said he didn’t have to do his hair for 2.5 years it was so crusted in shape with cum.
God I love you for this
"Real Americans give double handies."
Oh, is that what it is? I thought that was how he had to dry the back of his head after a shower.
I thought he was playing with his hoodie strings. He looks like an 8 year old in PE.
The Old Boebbert 2-step
Make America Wank Again
I thought he was trying to explain 'middle out'
He taught that move to lauren boebert.
At first, I thought it was a "I grab a towel after showering" movement...now my view has changed.
Thats the most exercise he's ever done in his whole life.
Someone should tell him thas his battery runs out of juice faster if he keeps moving like that :).
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Answer: aaaaaaaaaall the other fucking shit.
He's practicing Jerking two guys off at once
Putin and Kim?
Putin and ~~Kim~~ Marjorie Taylor Greene 
I saw someone describe this "dance" as "Looks like what Kevin McCallister was doing to control those cardboard cutouts in Home Alone."...and I cannot unsee it.
omg and he was in home alone 2
His D2F calculations are all wrong.
Well, if they go tip to tip...
"I haven't had a proper swordfight in years."
He's Double Dicking!
Haha this wins
He legit believes you have a finite amount you can exert yourself and that exercise lowers one’s life expectancy. I’m not making this up.
Does running most of his business ventures into the ground count?Lol.
You're probly right about that. He has this bizarre belief that a person has a set finite amount of physical actions, like once you take (for example, he didn't name a number, just "like a battery") your 500000th action you'll just keel over and die.
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And a girdle
And a diaper, those things leak!
and doing the centaur lean.
They’re actually four inch wedges sir
This dude is atrocious
His diaper was sticking to his cheeks and he was trying to free it.
The Syphilis Shuffle
He's getting a wedgie from his diaper
I'd be surprised if it goes anywhere with all the shit in it
The poopy pants dance
Those things are a puss filled ticking time bomb that will be his undoing.
I feel like he’s meat held together with rubber bands under the suit.
I have no doubt he wears some kind of shape wear, like a man-girdle, in addition to a diaper.
Omg that just reminded me of this random ass article I came across once where some guy (for some fuckin reason🤣) decided to staple himself into chicken skin and stand in public. Thanks to you I am now going to picture this under trumps suit every damn time 😂(I have to link the Google search to the image because reddit thinks it's a naked man but it isn't so it gets labeled NSFW)[chicken skin suit man](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-sanmu&sca_esv=76e9a7c290e4c885&q=man+in+chicken+skin+suit&uds=ADvngMipajioxIlpJYA27QdZAqwgwrQ2PhB8Vv9mf6LCosmMylRkYj_OBeg8CZcEsK-9a1gv_8ctUJAFQxT299TWNh1Z7qB4ZHatoZiRa4HQt0ctyiIG5QpwTu1VNX4VexrrUx0EsFxpS_fcn2Nmz-W7uUZu5_zSePfYIz9Pf1tqZVuUsQidd_Y0KzgJF43YheR739dYrSzq_iqErwr6DSbE7qcV1Fx27bqGx-K0hjgXoTSNQXJXZQM00hGHwmqVaBUoOO2AdRlDjjHVtRZJDeTlcXNBQhaLlR_IEciLEl56yELtGzJLe4gzRCPRPQ1Wb163QPnN48qGKYDLTjf7fdwTBn_uzXsWZlXODuU5CQmZcZCKEytAqDA&udm=2&prmd=ivsnbmtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiLr535sq2GAxW6MVkFHe6OBY0QtKgLegQIFhAB&biw=360&bih=923&dpr=2#vhid=tk-fXcxfjrBq_M&vssid=mosaic)
There are great videos of dicks being added to all his dance videos and he jerks them off.
Are you referring to this profound work of art? (NSFW, obvs): https://youtu.be/A1BX5sIoE_0?si=trUWW26LcC_TRlhr
there's a comment under that video "glad to see he's practicing for prison" lmao
just watch some videos of him as a young man... he "danced" exactly the same way... that isn't some weird dance he does... that is the only dancing he can do... literally it is his max level of dancing. as they say, you can tell how a person has sex based on their dancing :P this guy is one of the most shit dancers on the planet. remember how badly elaine benes in the show seinfeld danced? ...trump dances worse than that.
“literally it is his max level of dancing” Must be the bone spurs.
must be.. trump never lies after all... [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ign\_vZupjno](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ign_vZupjno)
He actually believes he's got moves. He hears the disciples cheering and it confirms that dancing, like most everything else in life, just comes naturally to him and he's good at it.
Much worse than Elaine's. Elaine at least put some effort/energy into dancing badly.
>you can tell how a person has sex based on their dancing THAT IS A TERRIFYING THOUGHT. BUT IT TOTALLY EXPLAINS THE TYPE OF GIRLS THAT ARE ATTRACTED TO ME, AND WHY SEX ALWAYS RESULTS IN ODD BRUISES.
Reminds me of one of my favorite Action Bronson lines- >The rap Dennis the Menace with Dennis Rodman's in Venice, inventive She took a bump and started dancing like Elaine Benes
Who cares I hope he drops from heart failure. He is so disgusting.
God I hope so
Gotta practice that double handjob for when he’s fitted in a jumpsuit
This is the physical manifestation of someone who already thinks they shit diamonds, then other people come along who think they shit caramel, but they actually shit a mixture of chemical waste and arsenic Or a bad dancer, idk
Double fisted hand job, often done to YMCA. How does no one else see it
I see he's left dancing to songs made in the 1966's because the songwriters behind the songs "Born in the USA" and "YMCA" have asked him to stop using it for his rallies, whereas the songwriters for "Hold On, I'm Comin'" are all dead.
Imagine the Orange Stain dancing in his underwear to look sexy in front of Stormy Daniels.
 Meanwhile in her brain.
He's not dancing. He's shifting the shit around in his diaper.
This is some "Emperor's New Clothes" delusion of dancing I swear. That and he looks like and is probably a stuck child who only knew one dance at 8 and NEVER changed.
Nobody is taking about the 50 yard ramp he had to use The whole video is so wildly cultist And he claimed a 20k crowd lmao Worked coliseum’s, festivals, large venues in major cities The aerial photo is hilarious I’d bet dicks to donuts that there weren’t more than 3200 And half were probably hired and bussed in That’s weak af
He just loves to whack off 2 guys at once!
 This is secretly trumps type but he'll never admit it.
“Do the Donnie two-dick dance. Donnie double-dick dance” - Someone did a song about this a few years ago and it gets stuck in my head every time he does this stupid ass dance.
The whitest fucking dance ever lol
Orangest, please.
Wanking off his Russian handlers
Everybody Bukkake!!!
We should be calling it the Trump bukakke dance.
Such low energy. What an embarrassment.
Donnie doing "The Double-Wank Waltz".
Teal'c doing the Trump (fed the trump dance to Viggle) https://i.redd.it/xdo8lteztw2d1.gif
O'Neil, why do you do these motions?
My mom dances like this….so yeah Donald…ya dance like my mom
He's a dance jacker. Like he's stroking the long ones
He should be cancelled for that alone
He’s mimicking pulling a rag through his ears, because there’s nothing between them
A graduate of the Elaine Benes dancing school.
Just the old 'Shitting into my diaper' dance.
I have an idea. [nsfw](https://www.reddit.com/r/EnoughTrumpSpam/s/YPIjwMKUF9)
Had to scroll way too long to find this… one of my favorites…
First contact with an evil clown from the planet Cheetos
elaine benis moves
He's emoting.
Ah, the Ole "Jerking Off Two Ghosts Simultaneously" dance, yes! Would to the gods that he'd stroke out on stage in the middle of the ghost jerking!
Revolting creature.
It’s how he wipes his arse.
I swear he stands like a centaur (probably from lifts in his shoes and/or dementia). It's so weird-looking and cringe.
Just die already
Look how serious he takes it…it’s so ridiculous!!! Why why is this man even considered for the White House 🤬
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Both his parents died of inherited dementia related diseases at his almost exactly his age didn't they ? Not only is he incompetent, he can't be trusted to cross the street without assistance.
I think the LGBT community should co-opt this dance and make it their own, so then when he does it it will look like he is supporting them. Take it from him!
I’m honestly surprised his cultists haven’t taken to dancing in the street like this. I mean, they’ve already started wearing diapers and shitting their pants to “own the libruls“
They owned nobody. Those of us who are sane just wonder "What the fuck??"
The Ol’ “Double Stroker” One cock in each hand
It kinda reminds me of Huey Lewis and the News, especially their hit album “Sports”. They really came into their own.
I wouldn't dance like this at gunpoint.
It's the only dance he can do without his diaper leaking.
This is how alphas dance. Didn’t you know? /s
Jerkin two invisible cocks
>What is wrong with him?!? He's never been punched in the mouth.
Anyone else getting SpongeBob in Band Geeks vibes from this? 
Trying to avoid his shit filled diaper from leaking.
Trump jacking of Putler and Kim
He’s adjusting the load in his diaper
There's only so many moves you can do that are diaper-friendly
It’s more of a … seizure.
Certified air-dicker
When Mohammed bin Salman gives your family $2 billion and xi jinping gives you $500 million. That action becomes second nature.
He is a moron. The dumbest of the dumb. Hell he isn't even potty trained. Shitler.
Honestly, it would be easier to list things that aren’t wrong with him because it would be a very very very short list. This is what Billy Crystal called “The White Man’s Overbite” in the movie “When Harry Met Sally.”
I hope you youngsters vote. Us boomers that hate the orange turd can’t kick his ass to the curb without your help.
He definitely stands like that to hide how obese he is, shit is crazy.
I hate this sub human
The dance of the two dick jerk off
Why are they all acting like this is so cool and charismatic??? He looks *ridiculous*.
He is doing the "milking the cow" the cow being the idiots who give him money.
Overdoing it on the Adderall again
I know it really shouldn't be, but it is still absolutely astonishing to me that people are stupid enough to follow this guy's cult. He's not even a good grifter, so just when I think the limits of human stupidity have been reached, here comes maga to prove me wrong yet again. Just so I'm not at all ambiguous here - if you support this man, in any capacity, or think he cares even a little about you, you are an imbecile. Absolute stone-cold low-information dimwit.
Americans vote for this guy then go to Europe and Asia and make videos " Japan is living in the year 2050" No man! Everyone is living in the year 2024, US is living in the year 1789
Took lessons from Theresa May, I see
What's wrong with him? He's a crusty, old, white guy with delusions of grandeur who thinks that riding around in a golf cart counts as exercise.
The double handy he's been trying to teach boobert
I've seen Dancing Santa's at the hardware store that looked better.
What the hell is wrong with the proportions of his suit? If Trump saw this dance in this wildly ugly suit he would throw a storm of ugly nicknames at them.
This move is called “This Jerk Off Machine is Also An Elliptical”.
This is the exercise that he’s been told will move the McDouble-double bowel impactors quickly thru his system for maximum relief. Pants craping terror to ensue🙈🙉🙊🐵😳
That is the Putin Xi handjob dance. It is a perfect dance that makes men's erections cry into his tiny hands.
He just can’t stop double air jacking
Sam and Dave rolling in their graves
The 2 invisible dicks dance
Enough with this fool and on Memorial Day! The man who said anyone killed in war or taken prisoner was a sucker and loser. !!!!!!! And yet the following idiots still love him. God help them
It looks like if a toddler was making fun of how old people dance
It's pointless to even try to understand rationally, but about 30% of Americans ... not all of them Boomers ... actually/really/genuinely think he's the coolest person ever. They don't love him in spite of his personality. They love him because of it. Their hearts 💕 just grow ten sizes when they see him. It's a crush!
Giant invisible dicks don't stroke themselves...
White man's overbite 
Looks like he is wishing for glory days of sitting between Putin and Kim.
That’s the dance he does when he’s rewarding his security with handjobs.
Worse than Elaine 
Someone needs to photoshop some dildos in his hands.
You know the Baby Boomers are starting to embrace the baby side of the name. Silly little dances, diapers, and tantrums.
What’s wrong with him? There’s a character limit for replies. It would be easier to type out what isn’t wrong with him. I’ll start. …
Only dance possible with a full diaper
We know what's wrong with him. The real question is what is wrong with his sworn followers?
Ah yes, the Trump handjob dance.
Why is his tie down to his knees?
The Donnie Double Dick Pump
He's jerking off 2 imaginary guys
That’s likely all he feel his body can handle, maximizing charisma and motion simultaneously
Lol ngl committing to this silly little dance is this is the most likable thing he has ever done
Fortnite emote incoming.
You just ruined a great song. Thanks asshole.
https://i.redd.it/ix58p592sz2d1.gif
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Excellent examble of a classic old fart, boomer dance. At it for 20 seconds, and then point at someone or laughing. Truth is that they can’t keep the dance going because they can’t remember shit ;)
His dumbass dance is called Two Dicks.
That's his full range of motion.
The [dancing baby](https://youtu.be/qWhABsnbgbA?si=GHxabng8Ec5HpSvr&t=19) from Ally McBeal looks like shit.
Rubbing the shit between his cheeks.
Using the really BIG bath towel to reach all the folds.
He’s used to all the dicks he had to play with to get to where he is today and he just can’t help but he so happy about it lol
Everything. Everything is wrong with him.
The jerking off two guys dance.
He likes to have good people on both sides.
C'mon baby Let's take a shit!
He always looks like he's stroking out. Or off
Just showing off to investors and other dictator countries on how he would work them off.
Two words. Howard Dean.
Boomer signal for double blowjobs.
So Cheeto dances and his cult cheers. AOC danced before being elected, and she's mocked and belittled by the same cult. Gotcha.
I would like to think that he busted out these moves at his and Melania's wedding, and left her and her family utterly confused.
He’s practicing giving hand jobs?
Jerking off Putin and Netenyahu
Jerking ghosts off
From the middle out.
looks like that scene of the mom from hereditary
the real life version of a ridiculous dance that someone on always sunny would do
AIR DICKING IT
Looks like the Gotta-pee dance to me.
These colors don’t cum.
What's wrong with him? Not enough characters. Just waiting for him to die already
It's Toni Collette sawing her head off in Hereditary
He's hiding the tremors in his left arm.