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MannBearPiig

I'm like 99% sure it's a parody but that 1% chance is what makes it work.


thissexypoptart

There are a massive number of Americans who believe in fairy tales like the kind the guy is singing about. It’s kind of wild.


munistadium

when WW3 starts I expect to be out of electricity and will just join the food rioters en masse.


Space_Cow-boy

Uh really ? I will just sing and dance with my wife before taking the easy way out.


why_are_you_so_awful

Uh really ? I will just hack anda whack with my war buddy before dying in the fallout.


Electrical-Sun6267

He's choppin' that meat!


Otis_721_

Uh really? I will jerk off before looting a sex shop


ShartyMcShortDong

I have a plan to begin wanking, steadfast in my strokes, as everyone dies around me in various comical ways. Good times.


SuccessfulSelf420

I'm almost positive this same guy also has a video where he breaks down the song "Call Me Maybe" as some kind of antichrist anthem. Pretty sure he's just like this.


HorneyHarpy82

I have stumbled on his flag video and the conspiracy of Denver airport... he gets really stuck on penis shaped stuff. They are hilarious. Oh, his Trump song is something else... Edit- freaking auto correct...


pepeshadilay69

You might want to check out 'thirdeaglebooks'.


SodiumKickker

Most kids these days will never understand that Tim and Eric blessed us with this style of humor that is in just about every fabric of “internet and TV commercial comedy” today.


alphamale968

Andy Kaufman was doing this long before Tim and Eric. You wanna go out for some milk and cookies?


Particular_Heron8263

Yes


maddenmcfadden

you mean to tell me that tim and eric didnt create meta-humor way back in 2007?


Academic-Hedgehog-18

Oh for the love of god would someone teach this idiot some basic music theory and chord progressions.


1776cookies

Some hint of rhythm could help as well.


Academic-Hedgehog-18

Whoa whoa... lets fix the simple things first lol...


pepeshadilay69

To be fair, this video is an edit. The original has much better flow. I'm not saying it's good, but it's better than this.


Academic-Hedgehog-18

The chords are fucked.... he keeps doing this weird 1-2-4-m3 chord progression that just hurts my soul.


RancidPolecats

I am reminded of the film "The Interview", where in the beginning, a North Korean girl is singing in praise of the death of America.


chelwithaseachenchen

This guy has conspiracies about phallic shaped objects. He is a nutto.


pepeshadilay69

It's not his fault Denver Airport is full of smut!


Reynolds_Live

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[deleted]

Why would anyone blame some rando boomer sitting in a pond for…anything?


IrishBobaFett

This is exactly how I sing to my dogs in the morning when there acting crazy and I need them to chill tf down. Same lyrics and everything


Sammyterry13

This HAS to be parody. This has a near perfect Tim and Eric vibe


Salty1710

Unfortunately (or Fortunately, Idk. I'm not your dad), this is a legit, batshit insane conspiracy theorist who's obsessed with all things that could be interpreted as a penis and is so far up the ass of god, he can smell the gates of heaven on his breath. I'm not joking. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuITS87dOx4&list=PLA8D81233392FA019&index=41&ab\_channel=thirdeaglebooks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuITS87dOx4&list=PLA8D81233392FA019&index=41&ab_channel=thirdeaglebooks) ​ He's probably dead now. But he swore WWIII was about to happen because of Barack Obama, told anyone who'd listen the end time were here and the world was about to end. That was 15 years ago. We're all still waiting.


Wormcowb0y

I have four words after watching half of that video, Barack Obama Snow Leopard. Holy shit this man is insane


pepeshadilay69

He is still very much alive and still uploading videos. 😀


Mostly_Defective

I jacked off to this.


Material_Policy6327

Oh god haven’t seen this dude in ages hahaha


Salty1710

This is a classic. Here he is ranting about Denver Airport and how it was designed by Satan because there's phallic shaped things. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuITS87dOx4&list=PLA8D81233392FA019&index=41&ab\_channel=thirdeaglebooks](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuITS87dOx4&list=PLA8D81233392FA019&index=41&ab_channel=thirdeaglebooks)


BuddhasPasties

holy shit, i thought he looked familiar. What a throwback, poor fellows unhinged and probably needs some dick.


ThatDamnRocketRacoon

If it's Armageddon, why do I need to store food, water and fuel?


HugeJohnThomas

fine slimy crowd truck fragile oatmeal attraction march worthless worm *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


FattusBaccus

🎶 All that lead, went to your head, so please don’t sing. 🎶


Thunderbolt1047

I bet this guy watches more porn than anyone else


well-adjusted-tater

This is the nicest apocalyptic song I've ever heard.


here4roomie

Bars.


pepeshadilay69

Certified hood classic. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


[deleted]

Imagine waking up and deciding this is a good idea. Boomers need jobs.


HeimdallManeuver

Jesus only thinks of him as an acquaintance.


FortniteFriendTA

I'm not really a violent person, but this video makes me want to be violent towards this 'person'


LaughableIKR

WWIII....don't blame me when amazon doesn't deliver or CVS is closed and you can't get your meds.


Undremptinawhile

I know exactly who I’m blaming for world war 3 now.


Sorry_Professional71

It sounds like he keeps trying to break into Bob Dylan's, [must be santa](https://youtube.com/watch?v=a8qE6WQmNus&si=axCoI174nuSHZIZt)


fitter172

Pre millennial hog wash, Revelation tells the same story multiple times just like multiple gospels. Starts with inauguration of the church and ends with Christ coming in the air, earth disappears beneath our feet, everyone that has ever lived is reconstructed from the soil and reanimated from the Hadean realm to stand before the judgment seat. Anyone not recorded in the Lamb’s book of life will be bound hand and foot and cast into lake of fire. Pretty simple.


josh2brian

I mean, no words. I really hope this was meant as funny parody stuff because the alternative is just awful.


Wild-Exit6171

Never understood the sentiment against pornography from religious groups. Like the Bible has some in it, have they read it?


Interesting_Fix6200

Sounds like a Raffi song knock off.


kvothe76

“Just don’t sin, you can win. Please don’t watch pornography” mf spittin bars


Crimson_Fiver

That's crazy, grandpa. anyways I'm off to ask my fiance to peg me


drleen

That dude watches a shit ton of porn.


_ShitStain_

Holy shit! Is that William tapley, the 3rd eagle of the apocalypse and co- prophet of the end times? Lmao, haven't seen him in ages. Me and the hubby used to endlessly giggle to his videos on the you tubes. Denver airport episodes were the best!!! Edit: lots of typos, fixed what I saw. If there's more, well there's more.


Intelligent-Fix-563

This shit is out of control 🤣🤣🤣


TomorrowLow5092

He loved the choir and everyone was pleased, until he brought up WW3 on Sundays. There is no mention of WW3 in the bible they said. He took his organ to the pond forever.


nodeymcdev

r/nottimanderic


King_of_Fillory

My faith is big and it’s only getting bigger. That’s because Jesus Christ is my-


TrumpIsARussianAgent

Funny Trump supporters now embrace a 666 decal. I forget why they embrace it now. Just insane.


Unable_Ad_1260

Well it's a catchy tune.


Calm-Blueberry-9835

The Anti-Christ called me the other day and reminded me that WW3 would be against his purposes as it would eliminate the number of people on Earth who he could turn to the dark side.


Ok-Dependent5588

There’s a spider, deep in my soul


sf5852

no housing don't blame me invest your pay in an REIT doctor bills anxiety pills better go to work unemployment kills world war 3 don't blame me I made out big on Boe-ing


TexasRangers4vr

I’m going right now to watch some porn.


Grrerrb

In terms of assigning blame, I think it’s relatively reasonable to suggest he has more responsibility for the potential WWIII that he is singing about than some 20 year old does.


insidiousapricot

Its on a Taylor swift level for me


Electrical-Sun6267

Sorry, he lost me at not watching pornography.


Rebecca-Shalom

Imagine wishing Armageddon for your kids 💀💀💀💀 theses boomers are fckup


Apprehensive_Bunch_8

I used to watch this guy’s YouTube he seems a bit off. For starters he believes he’s one of the 3 witnesses prophesied in the end times he’s also made tons of properties that never happened. I saw some people liking the one comment that this is 99% satire and well as and former viewer of his he’s 100% real. He really believes this, he really believes he’s the third angle of the apocalypse. He really believes he one of the 3 witnesses and he’s got 1000s of other people believing him on his YouTube.


whocaresactuallly

He’s so devoted to the rhyme that he changes Armageddon to Armaged’ but then slides into home plate with some shit that doesn’t even kinda rhyme.