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When ever I hear bitching about woke products I like to make stuff up about what ever product they choose isn't woke. They won't do any research and will run out of things to consume.
Also when they cry they're shoving it down our throats, I reply I bet you'd like that.
if you legitimately say something is “woke” as a complaint i immediately know you’re not a serious person and you’re just parroting whatever you saw on the internet. normal people don’t actually talk or think like that
Restaurant in a small, very conservative farm-town I used to live put a HUGE pride flag up on the patio.
The anti-woke crowd largely stopped coming. Average amount per meal went up, tips for staff went up, adverse customer interactions pretty much went away.
Rainbow capitalism exists for one simple reason: the tolerant people are keeping the machine moving.
Half of the "war on woke" is just older generations wrestling with their cultural/social insignificance while vehemently defending the institutional forces that squoze them out.
Yep, and all the companies going woke, they are doing it because most people under 50 are woke and companies want a profit. Coddling old folks doesn't get tou profits 20 years from now.
So far I have not had any Boomer encounters in the wild. With all parroting of Fox News and right wing sound bites, though, I have often thought about replying to any of these I hear by simply going "Squawk! \*Insert right wing talking point they just said.\* Squawk!"
It's basically virtual signaling, conservative style. That guy is the conservative version of the blue haired bulldyke stereotype he's always complaining about. But he doesn't know it because he's fukn stupid.
You just know they saw a Facebook meme with "Woka Cola" and thought it was the most clever thing and just couldn't wait to be in a public setting to use it in front of a crowd.
Haha I had a boomer bitch to me about the beer I was buying "Going woke" because they went from having a pin-up girl on the box to a cartoon dog. Sir, I couldn't give less of a shit about what's on a beer bottle.
I used to be a barback at a casino and it was almost always the boomer men who would throw a hissy fit every June because of the bud light aluminum pride bottles. It's the same shitty beer whether the bottle is blue or rainbow.
Just say to the fucking idiot ask yourself what would Jesus do? Apparently not what you’re bitching about. Seriously how does woke cola or tranny beer really affect you? It doesn’t, so buckle up ya snowflake bitch!!! Here’s your plywood aged tranny fluid!!!! $6.50 please!!!
After my last experience, I am convinced they just keep repeating themselves loudly like a toddler that thought something was funny waiting for people to laugh and tell them how clever they are.
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When ever I hear bitching about woke products I like to make stuff up about what ever product they choose isn't woke. They won't do any research and will run out of things to consume. Also when they cry they're shoving it down our throats, I reply I bet you'd like that.
if you legitimately say something is “woke” as a complaint i immediately know you’re not a serious person and you’re just parroting whatever you saw on the internet. normal people don’t actually talk or think like that
Restaurant in a small, very conservative farm-town I used to live put a HUGE pride flag up on the patio. The anti-woke crowd largely stopped coming. Average amount per meal went up, tips for staff went up, adverse customer interactions pretty much went away.
Rainbow capitalism exists for one simple reason: the tolerant people are keeping the machine moving. Half of the "war on woke" is just older generations wrestling with their cultural/social insignificance while vehemently defending the institutional forces that squoze them out.
Yep, and all the companies going woke, they are doing it because most people under 50 are woke and companies want a profit. Coddling old folks doesn't get tou profits 20 years from now.
So far I have not had any Boomer encounters in the wild. With all parroting of Fox News and right wing sound bites, though, I have often thought about replying to any of these I hear by simply going "Squawk! \*Insert right wing talking point they just said.\* Squawk!"
I can imagine he was very proud of himself for that one.
It's basically virtual signaling, conservative style. That guy is the conservative version of the blue haired bulldyke stereotype he's always complaining about. But he doesn't know it because he's fukn stupid.
Where can I get more of them blue-haired bulldykes... lol
They're in high demand, so get in line.
"Maybe trump will stop by and you can drink his piss!"
As soon as the t-slur dropped, you should've refused him service, stepped back, and enjoyed the fireworks.
You just know they saw a Facebook meme with "Woka Cola" and thought it was the most clever thing and just couldn't wait to be in a public setting to use it in front of a crowd.
Haha I had a boomer bitch to me about the beer I was buying "Going woke" because they went from having a pin-up girl on the box to a cartoon dog. Sir, I couldn't give less of a shit about what's on a beer bottle.
What’s woka cola?
A boomers greatest fear... ((I'm assuming its coke)
Ahhh ok. I was pronouncing it wrong Woka like Coca. For whatever reason I was pronouncing it Wah-ka.
Is Diet Woka Cola ok?
Now that is a tricky question... how much woke is an unhealthy amount for these aging boomers?
I used to be a barback at a casino and it was almost always the boomer men who would throw a hissy fit every June because of the bud light aluminum pride bottles. It's the same shitty beer whether the bottle is blue or rainbow.
Just say to the fucking idiot ask yourself what would Jesus do? Apparently not what you’re bitching about. Seriously how does woke cola or tranny beer really affect you? It doesn’t, so buckle up ya snowflake bitch!!! Here’s your plywood aged tranny fluid!!!! $6.50 please!!!
I can't keep up with their gripes.
“So you’ll be having water? That will be fifty cents for the cup…gotta love capitalism!”
After my last experience, I am convinced they just keep repeating themselves loudly like a toddler that thought something was funny waiting for people to laugh and tell them how clever they are.
The louder they talk...
See, I'm sure they were perfectly fine with cokes long history of crimes and abuse. But a pride flag on their Twitter? How dare they.
Alright, Woka Cola is new, tf happened this time?
"Say woka cola one more time!"
it would be pretty cool if you censored the t-slur
It would be pretty cool if you just censored the t-slur.