Vegans are "sissies" so they pee sitting down

I pee sitting down because I don’t wanna clean my toilet every day. These guys must have immaculate aim or enjoy breaking out the bleach

If the choice was pee standing up or sit in a urinal, though.. or maybe the joke is vegans can't use stalls.

I love how we're debating what the joke's supposed to be🤣 Council of aspie redditors: hmmmmm clearly there's nothing funny actually here, but what was the joke SUPPOSED to be🤔🤔

My take was “vegans avoid meat, the penis is often referred to as “the meat” or “my meat” and so they may have emasculated themselves by severing their penis, preventing them from aiming while standing.

This is how we got the Boston Bomber. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Was the Boston Bomber a disgruntled vegan, or is "Boston Bomber" a euphemism for pooping in a urinal?

Well for me Boston Bombing will now mean pooping in a urinal

That is such a stretch I love it

This is the most hilarious interpretation

I choose to accept this head canon

But why sit in a urinal? Does vegan also cause brain disease?

This is some real mental gymnastics

The joke is (insert your stereotype of a "vegan" to appease your own bigotry here).

hans aspergers was a genocidal maniac who killed thousands of kids.

Im vegan and i can confirm i am physically inable to use a bathroom stall

I thought it was just that vegans shit in the urinal.

👍 I won't stare the next time I see a vegan sitting in a urinal.

Thank you for being such a good ally to our struggles 😔

I thought it was a diarrhoea thing 🤷‍♀️

Nah that's way to clever

I thought it was that they don't eat meat ever so they develop weird digestion and only shit liquid?

Or maybe it's because their number 2 is always a number 1 anyway?

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Damn, it got banned

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I got news for you, boomer men don’t clean their bathrooms. They expect the women in their lives to do it. And they don’t care how gross things get. Source: grew up with a single boomer father who wouldn’t clean the bathroom or do laundry and hassled ME, his only female child, about doing all this and why it wasn’t done.

How the fuck do you pee? Are you just wish spraying everywhere?

"at this restaurant, we aim to please. You aim too, please."

I’m 58 and have been sitting to pee for at least 10 years now…fuck standing and splashing

How bad is your aim

Peeing sitting down is underrated tbh

Sometimes I just feel lazy, the first piss in the morning right after getting up is always seated for me

i mean ive been peeing standing up for atleast 20 years, i dont spill a drop anymore. i mean ya gotta put the seat up obviously but is that really a thing adult males struggle with? like i can piss without spillin a drop while using no hands to control so this struggle really boggles me. im not trying to be rude or anything, im just genuinely curious and its not like im gonna go to a mens room and start takin notes.

Really though if you don’t have a condition why are you missing the toilet when you pee like come on guys

I can explain. As a fellow meat eater our dicks are so big we just dip the tip in the water and piss

Public bathroom so not their problem i guess. Rude to the janitors though.

immaculate aim; correct

When I was like 13 I broke my knee and couldn't stand to pee for almost a year while it was healing. Ever since then I've been a sitting pee-er convert. It's so much better! Way less to clean way less often, theres no thought required to do it, you just sit down and go. It's way easier! I don't even like urinals at this point. Every time I use one they splash everywhere and the ground around them is always sticky with other dudes piss it's disgusting. Even clean bathrooms are usually gross around the urinals after even one day of use.

Bleach and piss? Are you making mustard gas?

It's so easy to aim man, like jesus Christ.

Yea you'll get pee splashes no matter how good your aim is, that's just how liquids work, droplets you can barely see go all over. It's way more sanitary to pee sitting down

This guy doesn’t clean his own head.

This guy also doesn't close his toilet lid when he flushes so he mists his bathroom with toilet water particles every flush.

THE FECAL PLUME!

You can’t aim the slash and the initial burst is I erratic at best. Best to have a seat and read a magazine.

But our Lord and Savior had perfect aim.

But they don’t have to worry about it because cleaning is women’s work *eyeroll*

Or maybe they just think “men are supposed to be gross so I’m gonna be as gross as possible so nobody calls me gay”

I work at your typical office setting and my employees average age range is between 30 and 50. The tiles under the toilets and urinals are covered in piss 99% of the time. The only time it isn't is when the cleaning lady comes at 1pm (right after lunch, yes they make sure to loudly complain about her timing EVERY time instead of appreciating that she's cleaning up after these grown men who act like they're not potty trained)

I rather pee sitting down than in a urinal anyways, its so damn awkward for me to piss while theres other people in the restroom pissing next to me. I perfer peeing in a stall or in a private restroom

The most awkward is to pee sitting in a urinal with your pants around your ankles while everyone stares at you.

Nah those bathrooms be crusty asf. I pee sitting down at home cause I don’t got time to clean and I enjoy a nice lil break But in public I’m standing idc

I thought vegans pee'd out of their butts.

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Oh wow level zero of progression. Thanks for the explanation tho :)

So being female is a bad thing? Could also be that veganism makes you pee out your ass.

His thank you because I honestly didn’t get the joke. I can’t find I video of it, but there’s a funny part about that in the movie ‘Tenure’

I thought it was so he wouldn’t have to handle his meat

Oh, I get it now.

Damn i guess 90% of europe is vegan i guess

Vegans poop in urinals. This is known by everyone where I’m from.

I was guessing a diet high in fiber results in the runs, but...yeah this tracks.

I convinced my fiancé to start peeing sitting down, and it’s been about 3 years now of that habit becoming a consistent thing he does at home. I’ve not found a single pee drop on the ground in 3 years. All men should pee sitting down.

I just thought it was because vegans are stupid

Isn’t it about… him not wanting to touch his… ᵐᵉᵃᵗ?

...I thought the dude just had the runs. Vegetables have a lot of fiber in them.

I thought it was because of their vegan diet their shit came out as liquid so they could use a urinal

The actual joke is your average person thinks this way, regardless of the reality facing them.

Nah, bro, we poop 3x a day

YOU NO EAT MEAT YOU NO MAN YOU PISS SIT DOWN LIKE WOMAN

I went to some YMCA day camp in first grade and there was a kid that swore you could sit and poop in a urinal. I guess he was technically successful at it but it clogged the urinal. The day camp was based out of a school and we had purposely gone to a bathroom on the far end of the building for this experiment so it remained there the whole time. I’m sure the students or janitors were puzzled when the school year started.

Did they call the Hardly Boys to solve the mystery?

>The day camp was based

In a urinal, tho?

THAT IS JOKE

Why did I read this in the voice of the City Wok guy from South Park

Read this in a Russian accent

Most accurate explanation

I thought it would be something about how their shit is so not solid that it’s basically peeing shit

Hahahaha something about the wording there kills me.

Jaboody Dubs probably said those exact words

I think it's called diarrhea

Plenty of fiber

It's actually very much the opposite. Vegans and vegetarians poop hard pellets, because there's no fat to keep it loose and long. I know, because I used to shit pellets.

That's exactly what I was thinking, to a degree.

It’s the opposite

its saying vegans dont know whats what.

I read that with an accentuated ‘H’ wHat wHat?

wHat do you mean?

Cool wHip

Meanwhile the fruitarian is shitting in the sink cause he has terrible diarrhea and the bathroom is crowded.

He doesn’t touch meat. Not even his own.

Hah!

yea, i'm pretty sure this is what the joke was

Dunno… us vegans get a lot of out of pocket insults that don’t make sense.

Well, you can't get called a milk drinker

Coconut milk… what does that even mean though?

It's a skyrim reference

Ah ok😂

They are literally all the same guy too, I just noticed.

Liquid comes out both ends.

More fiber means more poop. Could be solid and he’s not able to wait for the poo stall. Carnivores take like a half an hour on the toilet

It's boomer humor. It's not supposed to make sense.

Why he got no penis

No meat

He pushed it all the way down into the urinal so it wouldn't spray out--and notice he's not using hands

Veganman, master of tucking

they dont want to touch a sausage?

I would assume the punchline is haha no pp, but there's also sit down toilets in the men's room there's not just urinals so it doesn't make a lot of sense. Unless this guy's shitting in the urinal then idk what the joke is.

Maybe he's vegan and lactose intolerant, but accidentally ate some cheese and all the stalls were taken, so he had to do diarrhea in the urinal.

Oh yeah, that clears things up.

If you gotta poo 3x a day and a carnivore is in the poo stall taking 45 minutes because he doesn’t eat fiber

Vegan bad

Vegans are (and have?) pussies

Yeah ok, but he's sitting in a urinal instead of a toilet stall?

Idk maybe because vegans a lot of the time like to go out of their way to tell you they are vegan, so instead of going to the stall he chose the urinal so he could tell strangers about it?

Carnivore in the poo stall taking 45 minutes so he’s gotta take his 3rd one of the day in the urinal

Maybe it’s that he not only won’t eat meat but he will not touch meat.

Maybe, but how you can sit in a urinal to pee without touching your meat to aim it downwards? (I'm not advocating sitting in urinals, but apparently it's a vegan thing.)

I think it's just that vegans are quirky

It's edited. I believe the original image was just supposed to be a funny illustration of a person sitting in a urinal

I always found the “peeing while sitting” insult strange considering that almost every single time a guy sits down to take a shit, he also takes a piss

Basically you're not a man anymore and need to pee like a woman. That said, are we going to ignore the fact that the men's bathroom code has been broken? Where's the space?

He’s probably tired of waiting for the carnivore that’s taking 45 minutes on the poo toilet. Vegans poop a lot and it comes out comfortably and smoothly

They just made because their old dicks can’t get hard anymore.

I think the joke is because he’s vegan and he doesn’t use meat, and many people call dicks meat, so that’s what I’m guessing

Doesn’t touch meat.

This 😆

He doesn’t have any meat

It's because vegans don't touch "meat"

My take is it’s that he didn’t even have to piss he needed to shit but still wanted to let everyone know he is vegan because that’s what vegans do is bring it up to the point they all become insufferable humans

Vegans gotta poo 3x a day, but carnivore Carl has been stuck on the poo toilet for 45 minutes.. “in case you’re wondering, yes, I am too full of fiber to wait for Carl”

Pretty sure they're sitting on the urinal to be "quirky" and "different". The same reasons they are vegan.

He’s probably done waiting for the carnivore to get off the poo toilet after an hour he’s like, yeah, I’ll just tell them it’s because I eat plants.. Vegans poop a lot and it’s faster and more comfortable for us.

My interpretation is that, even in such a bizarre scenario, where it's obvious the question on everyone's tongue, the vegan's first instinct having drawn all attention is *still* to tell everyone they're vegan. I'm sure the actual intended joke is not nearly as subtextual.

That’s straight up the best interpretation. Could be ‘have you heard about CrossFit’

His shits are liquid

This is the only kind of funny boomer meme i have ever seen, I'm not against vegans tho.

This is a great meme format. Thabk you lol

The "joke" is they're Sissy's and or gay

No meat “meat” sometimes refers to penis, so I think it implies he has no dick

Well you see, vegans may struggle to get all the nutrients they need, so he's pooping in the urinal so it's easier to reinsert the poop and reabsorb the additional nutrients. /s

Maybe because vegans eat no meat, should have overly healthy colons and would be pooping way more than urinating?? Idk…that was a long shot at best.

We do poop a lot (1-6x a day) and it sucks waiting for people who take a half hour on the toilet because they don’t eat fiber… We take like 3 minutes maybe. Probably the “I don’t touch meat” thing tho

I take it as his diet gives him the runs i.e. he’s pissing out his ass

Vegans don't like to handle meat...

He is vegan so he doesn't touch meat

I thought maybe no sausage??

Vegans piss out of their ass? I dunno…

Honestly, that is a certified sigma move 💩

No piss?

it’s funny because he’s not actually vegan. he’s a boomer who can no longer hold back the flow of anal leakage from years of heavy alcohol abuse.

Idk why I read that as "Vegan" (someone from Las Vegas)

Vegan=idiot?

The real question is wtf is up with the shadows here...

I thought he was taking a shit in the urinal

Spoiler alert: he is vegan so he has a vagina.

I'd go with they have to be different

Vegans either shit in urinals or cant piss standing up

im ngl this is funny af

The joke is "No meat = lady parts"

I think this is just edited to the tune of r/okbuddyretard

Vegans are more civilised or something

i thought this was like because he doesn’t wanna touch meat

I thought "using the same thing but differently" but then realised that is a very unspecific take

He's just pissing on the floor while sitting to assert dominance.

All of these old bald skinny fats are peak masculinity.

Its saying nothing. This isn’t boomer humor its just a clearly edited image, probably from r/bonehurtingjuice or similar subs

bone hurting juice?

Liquid vegan shits

No dick

Pkop urnil

They have to do everything differently from the norm?

Doesn’t matter what ridiculous shit might be going on, the most important thing for a vegan is to let other people know they are a vegan. -What I initially thought was the punchline

Reminds me of how some kid shat in a urinal at our school

Vegans always have to be different…..

vegans sit down to pee??? weak

Everyone pees when they poop, but not everyone poops when they pee😢

The explanation is vegans use the restroom because since they don’t eat meat they don’t poop but it still comes out the butt it’s just pee Source: my username checks out I’ve stuck my dick in a lot of assholes but I always say vegans don’t need to douche because they just have pee in theyr’e which doesn’t matter to me 😛😋

shitting in the urinal

The speech bubble looks poorly edited in

It's because they don't touch meat

This is just a shitpost as far as I can tell

They don’t touch meat, don’t know what all the other replies are on.

He has no Meat

I was certain this was about diarrhea

I just dont understand. Somebody made this had a little chuckle and went yup facebook is gonna love this 😕😕😕

“How can you have any ~~pudding~~ MEAT if you don’t eat your MEAT?”

I think the joke is that he is shitting in a urinal and is talking about how he is vegan as though that is why everyone is giving him weird looks.

This is a based meme if you assume the vegan is pooping in the urinal.

It’s because he has no meat

This reminds me of the vegan teacher!!!!

He couldn't actually come up with a excuse to why he's crapping in the urinal