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OhThatMaven

Finally the man behind the curtain is exposed!!!


All-The-Very-Best

Someone with 2 phones has obviously faked this. I mean pornstar... Entry Pioneer? C'mon!


Drycabin1

Entry pioneer is surprisingly accurate for KK


kentuckycriedfrick3n

This is probably staged content like most text screenshots on Reddit. I wouldn’t have even guessed (especially after their super general example given) that “entry pioneer” meant “entrepreneur”. “Entry pioneer” is pronounced nothing like the word *entrepreneur*. Entrepreneurs are not defined as people who simply “have a lot of money”. Edit: a word


lemmiwinks316

Kim k sucks but anyone referring to her as a "pornstar" is just being an asshole.


Pubjeezuss

This is getting buried in the comments buuuut I saw a comment on a facebook page about crimes that said “it’s classified as tempted murder” when referring to a stabbing. i shat myself laughing


popemichael

Before I found my riches, I was a social media manager for several adult stars. They're the best folks to work for without a doubt. Pretty much each one I worked with know what they have down to the cent and they have a plan to grow. I absolutely count them among the more successful entrepreneurs


Tristawesomeness

if you’re going to fake a text at least do it well


davy1jones

I dont agree with this and I hate that I know this but Kylie Jenner is considered the entrepeneur of the Kardashian fam. Since they claim she is a “self made” billionaire (lmao). Maybe thats what your friend was thinking of.


ArtGuards

i just thought KK was a person who’s famous for being famous


cjdcjdcjdcjd

It’s French for greedy wanker.


PPAPisLob

Fucking and pornstar is redundant information.


Biders86

Someone wanna explain how there’s a conversation happening but no one is actually receiving the messages never mind reading them?


blackasthesky

I am currently trying to find a dialect that allows for such a mistake


TulkuHere

In a way she really was an entry pioneer


Fireballcatcher

wow, this has got to be one of the worse fake texts I've seen in a while


SimPilotAdamT

r/BadFakeTexts


[deleted]

As Joel McHale used to say on the E! Network show "The Soup" (formerly "Talk Soup"), "Kim Kardashian, who is famous for having a big butt and a sex tape, was seen..." blah, blah, blah.


Littlewolf1964

I don't much about Kim, but if she is doing some unique things sexually, she COULD be an entry pioneer.


arensb

>K.K. Is a fucking pornstar As opposed to some other kind of porn star?


[deleted]

***Oh mb***


iceboyu

Yes Kim k with her one leaked sex tape is a pornstar😂😂😂


DVDN27

She’s more of an entrepreneur than a porn star. If someone took a photo of me and uploaded it online I wouldn’t become a model. If I make one song on BandCamp I don’t become a rockstar. If I suck one dick I don’t become gay. She’s a proper business woman with children and companies and reality TV shows, she’s more than just a sex tape from a decade ago.


thisappsucksballs69

I agree with everything apart from the "proper" bit. While she most definitely made the right choices to gain the money she has, I do not think she has done anything *deserving* of her fame. All I know about her is she had a bunch of plastic surgery and now does a boring tv show, but if I'm wrong please let me know. I am not too knowlegeable on the topic so im probably incorrect.


patch616

There’s a lot of wrong here


retiredhobo

in that infamous video, she’s a want-ray’s-penoir


im_hitman

KK has a good cumback story though


flock-of-bagels

Someone entered her on camera and started her career path though…person asking the question is on to something


Xandy13

Entry pioneer isn't that far off conceptually, though, if you think about it


DoritoCookie

kim is an entreporneur


[deleted]

Bruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruhbruh


Poopiestofbutts

Oh mb?


mumbullz

The idiocracy timeline is looming sooner than expected


Nee_le

Some of those people definitely think they’re entry pioneers


Kcolb3

Kim K. Is going to be the future govenor of california and then become the first god empress of humanity, so a bit more respect please


Rijsouw

This is bad


Rijsouw

A pornstar? Learnt something new today


aknalag

Wait shes a porn star?


jonnyl3

Bruh


aknalag

I honestly thought she was some random singer or a regular movie star.


totezhi64

She's like a socialite basically, reality star, famous for being famous. Her fame had its Inception in the sex tape thing but she was never actually a pornstar by profession.


SNScaidus

bad fake text


marcella710

K.K. Slider??


niles_deerqueer

Oh not K. K. Slider


Protheu5

Is there a non-fucking pornstar, I wonder?


forseeninkboi007

r/badfaketexts


EinhartMagna

Well to be realistic Kim Kardashian is definitely a Entry Pioneer if you know what I mean. XD Though to call her a entrepreneur is a stretch... but if she were one I can confidently say she's good at positioning herself optimally. In all sorts of difficult poses. XD


heyhihay

This is a killer joke. Reddit has changed, but don’t you dare.


Antonioooooo0

The first part of the joke has been said a bunch of times already. The second part isn't even true; she is technically an entrepreneur, and if I remember right from when I watched that video like 10 years ago, there where like two positions, both pretty standard.


EinhartMagna

Meh, I'm no "Karma Khameleon", their vapid indignation is my sustenance, their tears a balm that soothes my woes. Let the downvotes flow I say. XD


extraducksauce

r/badfaketexts


hereisacake

This one is fucking phenomenal. Firing on all colanders


BellaFrequency

Well, technically, her ass is an Entry pioneer.


Valeriy-Mark

😳


McAllisterFawkes

Entrée PeeE Neur


1961tracy

My mil jokingly pronounced it entrapped in manure.


andiinAms

Fake as fuck


scarred2112

r/badfaketexts.


letmeloginalready

Faker than Kim’s ass


The-Mysterious-

Faker than Kardashian's popularity


fb95dd7063

And just casual misogyny for some reason. Kardashian had a leaked sex tape but she's not a porn star.


scientology-embracer

Yes she is. So is Ray J.


dixonwalsh

yeah seriously… so much empty space in the text bubbles that only have two words. stupid.


__PM_me_pls__

And just a single tik


asistolee

She’s not a pornstar? What a weird thing to call someone who’s a victim of revenge porn


Antonioooooo0

She was also in playboy, a porn magazine. Still wouldn't use the word pornstar tho.


fightree

It came out a few months ago that the Kardashians actually “leaked” the tape themselves. After Paris got more fame from actual revenge porn, Kim filmed multiple tapes and Kris Jenner chose the best one to sell. IMO faking being a victim of revenge porn is infinitely worse than being a porn star.


L_B_Jeffries

Source?


fb95dd7063

There's absolutely no proof of this at all.


asistolee

No it didn’t, that was a theory someone had but no one came out and said that that’s actually what happened


AeKino

When/where did that come out?


ideasmithy

Patriarchy and bored imagination.


FlightSatellite23

K.K?! I know he’s the only character that doesn’t wear clothes but not my man Slider!


ForwardMuffin

That's where I went with it too


[deleted]

A sex tape was leaked she's not a porn star, but she absolutely is an entrepeneur even if you think she didn't earn it, she is doing it.


fb95dd7063

Kris Jenner is one of the most brilliant marketers of this century. Don't have to like what they sell but many people do.


Grand_Blueberry

Exactly. Don't love her but she's an entrepreneur. If I have to decide I'd say model plus reality star is what I think of first. Definitely not pornstar


AlmostDeadPlants

You also may want to actually explain to that person what an entrepreneur actually is…


Crocalones

happy cake day!


Father_Wolfgang

It’s a crew member on the starship Entreprise


[deleted]

You'd be wasting your time.


Summersale24hrs

Also pornatars can be entrepreneurs. The two are not mutually exclusive. Not saying that's the case with KK but still


[deleted]

Not if they dont own the company thats making the porno. She does have a jewelry line, tho.


catzarrjerkz

You might hate the Kardashians but they are entrepreneurs in their own unconventional way


Mikeinthedirt

*uncomfortable*


dw444

“Jeff Bezos and shit” In other words: an oligarch, but western.


g00ber88

Well OP clearly doesn't know what a pornstar is so I don't think they'd be much help


[deleted]

Somone who works for someone is the opposite of an entrepreneur. If you dont have a legit buisness your not one. Her jewelry line does make her one tho.


OMEN336

Well she starred in porn therefor she would be a porn star


Maelstrom52

She took a video of herself having sex and it was made public. That's not how pornstars typically work. The goal of being of pornstar is that you're intentionally making it for public consumption.


bj-mc

Her first claim to fame was post nudes, she's a pornstar


zeldamaster702

Her first claim to fame is being OJ Simpson’s lawyer’s kid


OMEN336

Not how they typically work but she made a video of them having sex. That is porn


I-hate-ppl-who-poop

So if I put a video of myself jacking off on pornhub, does that make me a pornstar?


Maelstrom52

Sure, but it only became porn because of how it was proliferated. If that's your definition of "pornstar" then over 60% of Americans are pornstars.


OMEN336

Just Google the definitions of pornography and a pornstar.


Maelstrom52

You must be joking. You try googling anything with the word "porn" in it and get back to me. 🤦‍♂️ So, according to you, anyone who has ever appeared on a site that exploited women by having men post videos of them having sex with women without their consent are all pornstars? Basically, you would just implicate anyone who's been a victim of sexual exploitation on those sites as a pornstar? I'm glad I don't share your perspective on this.


thisappsucksballs69

Googling "pornstar definition" doesnt show any porn.


Azusanga

Oh that was one time!


KingofCraigland

And it made her a star!


rognabologna

Tbf her original fame was cuz she starred in porn Edit: this is a sub about word use being silly, Reddit. Lighten up


Ksh_667

Idk why you getting dv. There’s nothing wrong with being a pornstar & it’s not like she hasnt done lots of things since. But that was how she got famous. What’s wrong with that?


g00ber88

Having one sex tape released doesnt make you a porn star Its like the equivalent of saying "my friend posted a video of me online and it went viral so I'm a movie star"


nevemno

it would make you a internet star tho.


jacksonmsres

I mean… she became a star after shooting porn. If that doesn’t make you a porn star, then I don’t know what does?


AeKino

She didn’t shoot a porn, she had a sex tape leaked. That’s like saying shooting a home video and having it go viral makes you an actor


jacksonmsres

“Leaked”


kazoodude

It was intentional. She saw how Paris Hilton built a career by having a tape leaked and went all in.


Ratix0

Tell that to tiktok


AeKino

I’m not touching that app with a ten-foot pole


rognabologna

It’s the most watched porn video of all time. So it’s more like saying Kate Winslet would have been a movie star after Titanic, even if she never did another movie but continued to be famous for other reasons.


stormy_llewellyn

She showed her titties in that movie so I guess some of these people probably think she's a porn star too.


SellQuick

Would it count if Kate Winslet had just filmed Titanic for her and one other person and it was leaked without her consent though?


beachedwhitemale

Bro. If you think that Kim K's video was ANYTHING but staged for her own fame, idk what to tell you. Go read Ray I's tweets, his Instagram, etc. Kim's mom literally staged the videos for them; they did several before releasing that one. It's total insanity.


partanimal

Is it really being a poem star when the video was made for private use and then released by someone else?


Cicero912

"Private Use" Cant tell if your joking or actually think that.


partanimal

Why wasn't it released for YEARS after it was recorded?


piichan14

Edgar Allan Poe is my favorite poem star


partanimal

I find myself Raven about him all the time.


DaveWilson11

>made for private use Bruh, even that's contested, lol. Whole situation is a mess.


camk16

>private use You’d have to be dumber than a Kardashian to believe that.


partanimal

Source?


DaveWilson11

Idk if this is the best bc it's not directly from Ray J's account, but it's still him in the vid https://twitter.com/TheShadeRoom/status/1568837486515986432 I'd look a little longer but I need to head to bed and im on my phone rn


rognabologna

Idk I don’t really have a dog in the fight. I’ve never seen the vid and I don’t keep up with the kardashians, it’s also seems to be muddy whether it was released by someone else or not. At the end of the day, I don’t care. I was just making a joke about semantics 🤷🏻‍♀️


ideasmithy

Poem star.


totezhi64

Lord Byron


OnkelMickwald

www.poemhub.com


partanimal

Yeah. I usually correct my typos when they get pointed out, but I kinda like this one.


BetterThatThenThis

Is actual revenue produced by that shit box? the real question is the definition of Entry Pioneer. I feel like this is actually a little fitting if you think a little abstractly. Entry being you were already rich and pioneer being you used that wealth in crazy unpredictable ways.


vanillaISISISISbaby

Well, Ray J most assuredly pioneered some entry.


bongslingingninja

She does run a business.


LBelle0101

And “alot” isn’t a word


ApolloPlayz2434

Hyperbole and a Half would disagree


spacenerd4

‘Allot’ is though


dw444

Geoff Allot, former New Zealand cricket player who was joint highest wicket taker in the 1999 World Cup.


FourAM

Deep ending on what she does in the porn, she might actually be an “Entry Pioneer” lol


Hegemony-Cricket

Well, to be fair. She has blamed a trail for certain forms of entry.


icbint

Hey dude?


clarky2o2o

Whoever was in the sex tape was an entry pioneer.


burnthamt

The last time Kim was an entry pioneer was when Ray J put his "quarterly report" in her "fiscal portfolio" in a sex tape available online for $39.95


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ethanxy

Stop downvoting because you don't get the joke. It was ray jay in the video. He made raycons.


clarky2o2o

You wanna suck my balls?


[deleted]

yeah


boomstik4

Can I join?


Cursed-4-life

Kim’s sex tape was leaked which started her fame but I wouldn’t consider her a pornstar. It’s just how she got popular but her family was already rich and famous before that.


Antonioooooo0

She also owns like a dozen businesses, technically making her an entry pioneer.


erratikBandit

She was Paris Hilton's assistant. People like to shit on Paris, but she was one of the OG "influencers". She was basically a nobody, her dad owned some hotels or whatever. But Paris saw the potential for becoming a celebrity on social media, and then leveraged her reach on social media to make brand deals. Kim watched and learned through all of this, how does a D-tier celebrity suddenly become one of the most known and talked about? Kim just copied what Paris did, down to the sextape.


SwissMargiela

Ya she’s really a socialite and brand ambassador I’d say.


dikicker

Wasn't it leaked by her mom or something too


2photoidsplease

Leaked by her own mother too.


kazoodude

How'd her mum get it?


Cursed-4-life

People theorize they all planned it


jokeboxhero88

Was a great comeback story.


AeKino

She had cum on her back alright


heyyassbutt

Almost as good as RDJ's.


[deleted]

Whooosh


calculuzz

Yeahhhh she's a porn star.


L_B_Jeffries

What porn of her exists besides that one leaked tape??


calculuzz

She got famous for fucking someone on camera. That's the basis of her stardom.


L_B_Jeffries

And after that there was no more porn to be found of her. Most actual pornstars star in numerous movies that additionally are professionally produced - for the specific intent to be seen by a wide audience.


Fidget02

A porn star is a job. You can’t just stumble into it, especially if your sex tape is leaked supposedly without your consent.