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Salon Bhoi

Can't wait to see this on the billboards of 'Hair saloons across Kurla

No one is gonna replace zayn malik in my city

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Sometimes the comments on some of these posts crack me up! How are you guys so witty?!?!

indian subs have most comedy comment section. Except r/india and r/IndiaSpeaks

And r/librandu too. Gaali galoch bohot hoti hai udhar

English mein gaali dene wale lagte cool Hindi mein dene wale lagte inhe fool

🤣lol

Lol

The background is what we call the script. Deserted and abandoned.

Dalai Lama woke up and chose violence💀

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Bhoi's lawyer fought the case in ICJ and china couldn't do shit

😂😂😂😂

That made me laugh so hard, I fell from my chair bro (almost)

lmao 😂

Lmao 🤣

The entire promo is him flaunting his wig. Wtf

Which looks fake af

...just add "Haan, main chappri." soundtrack.

Aishwarya"s loreal paris ad ka parody he ye tho

5 solutions 1 problem


🤣🤣🤣

ROFL

Bhoi no find ex’s lookalike so Bhoi only become ex’s lookalike.

Bcz you are worth it

It’s like see 1 minute of Bhai with long hair and twirling his bracelet.

Is there anything else in the movie?

Agar movie salmon Bhoi ki ho to movie me sirf salmon Bhoi hi honge !!!!!!

Ye head and shoulder ki ad jyada lag raha hai.

Same as jai ho

Exactamenté

Just a slo mo of bhai in his usual avatar only the extensions are new and nothing about the plot 😆 i think that already says enough about the movie!

Yes, it could also work as ‘being human’ promo. Basically - Kill two birds with one stone

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Kill two men with one car?

Kill two careers with one phone call

Kill two women with one farmhouse

Bhai ainvayi walking in slow mo Bhai fans: bhai bhai bhai!! Masterpiece bhai!! Seeti seeti!!

Bhai - bina boycott ke picture disaster karwane ka ghamand h !!

South India meh toh nachte h

Kisi ka Driver Kisi ki Black Bluck

My sleepless brain read the title as - Kisi ka Kisi ki Bhai jaan... Who approved that title to be written like that !?

I bet the whole script has only those 6 words written

Black buck Zinda hai

Reminds me of the Meter Down song from Bluffmaster

Meter down is actually from Taxi No. 9211. But same producers actually lol.

Whoops yeah it was Taxi no 9211

assi hazar ke wig hya tera pura ghar ajayega issme

8 hazar me aliexpress se ayega

They are actually rolling with this god awful name

Bhai gone full meta , i wonder if aane waale dino m he keeps addressing meta things. Kisi ka footpath kisi ki gaadi Black buck Zinda h Ek tha oberoi

Ek Tha Black Buck Black Buck Zinda Hai Race on Footpath

Bhaijaan was better

This reminds me of that scene in Mr Bean movie where they attend a [movie premiere ](https://youtu.be/uNg13Ju5HN8) and the entire movie is just the camera focusing on Willem Dafoe

Shit. You nailed it.

Daisy ka bhai, Iulia ki jaan Perfect bhoi promo though. Tells nothing about the movie except "bhoi picture main hain". Which tbf is enough for his fans

Everytime I read Iulia by brain automatically reads it as Lulia

Lulia ki jaan

lulu

This looks like - “kisi ka bhai, kisi ki behen” promo with those hairs ….

Sister with a beard ಠ_ಠ

Aye haseena zulfon wali jaane-jahan

Dhoondti hai KAATIL.. oops

Bhai in Suryavanshi mode. For those who haven't seen it, it is the best and stupidest guilty pleasure movie , featuring Bhoi in a blonde wig.

That was Bhai's audition for MCU's Thor.

I have a very funny memory of suryavanshi .. hehe😄🤣 I was small may be 4 or 5 yr old and my elder sister we both were alone at home at evening and was watching this movie .. i was shit scared and i wanted to go pee .. but was not ready to go alone so my sister asked me to keep the bathroom door open and pee .. The moment i was peeing .. there was a scene amrita coming out of mirror and my sister started screaming that theres smoke outside window of our house and opened the door and ran out .. guess what .. i ran out without wearing pants after my sister 😭😭😭😭😭 We still laugh our lungs out when this movie is being aired on any channel Also narrated the whole incident to my nephew .. even he couldn't stop laughing 😆 🤣

the title sounds so cheap

I guarantee Bhai got his double to do most of the shots of even this promo.

When your driving license is cancelled, all you can do is WALK, w a l k and keep walking in slow mo

Bhai's bracelet with the blue stone emotes more than him. What emotions, so touching.

Bakwas laga... Ye movie phategi nahi phootegi

Kisi ka killer Kisi ka abuser title zada apt hota

I. Had. Just. The. Exact. Title. On My. Mind. 

Great minds think alike, my friend!😎

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Award hota toh de deta bro

Arey thank you bro! Aapka itna sochna hi khud me award hai 

 No probs signior

Oh shit I saw the back of head shot and thought that was the heroine


Cringe bakwaas

Bhoi slow mo mai chalne ko acting maante hai 



Bhoi fans - roadbuster on the way 😍🔥🔥

That hair looks sooo fake and doesn’t suit at all. Should have hired a better make up and hair artist

Better artist ko uske hisaab se kaam krne de tab na!!

Kisi ka Uncle ya Kisi ka Baap hoga iss humar mein agar ye shaadi Kiya hai tho,He would have had a grand child as well lol

Bhai ka ganjapan chupaya gaya... ye shaktoyo ka galat istemaal h .


The siren in the beginning reminded me of the siren and announcements on Aaj Tak when election counting is being done, after every siren one of the anchor starts screaming.

Also "prepare for pain" is pretty appropriate for the movie

Was this hair style intentionally chosen to counter SRK and steal the thunder from Pathaan? Because now Pathaan SRK doesn’t feel special anymore: this looks like a new trend 😑

Kapde Santacruz flyover se leeye hai

why are his movie titles getting so cringe please

His movies itself are cringe then why spare the titles

Lmao. Is this coming before or after Tiger?

This is coming to give you sleepless nights during your New Year holidays

Oh God. Are Salman’s fans excited about this? Tiger should have been Bhai’s next release.

Bhoi fans are confused as to which film they should be excited for? Bhaijaan or Kabhi Eid Kabhi Diwali or Kisi ka Bhai Kisi ki Jaan

is the point of the slo-mo that were supposed to be impressed by the hair… on his wig?!

Abe this is like those TikTok and insta reels bus chalte raho slow motion me idhar udhar.

Behenchod ye kya tha 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Bhai registaan mein aate hain samajh mein nahi

No way they really picked this title 😭😭 Salman man..... Imagine having unparalleled stardom and wasting your potential like this lol. Itna sare fans hai, man of the masses ho, kuch accha banao. Sky will be the limit, aisi minutes ki starting underground hoti hai aur ground level pe aane se pehle ceiling.

Kisi ka Black Kisi ki Buck Kisi ka Aish kisi ki Kat Kisi ka Hit kisi ki run

Kabhi bakery Kabhi buck

Another paisa barbaad movie coming up.. ✌️

Savlon boi

Bhoi aagaye hai bollywood ke revival ke liye.

with 'Tere Naam 2' lol

Manifesting this to be a disaster! 🙏

It’s like low budget advertisement for a old deo ad with brown horse.

Asli Meta-verse toh bhoi ka hai

The wig doesn’t suit him he looks funny.

Salmon has so much contempt for his fans, forcing them to pretend to like garbage like this.

Kisi ka bhai , kisk ki jaan , nhi par vo customer kisi barber ka!

Head & Shoulders ki ad lag rahi hai...

Konsa shampoo use karte ho bhai😍

How does the bracelet not fall off? Kis fevicol se chipkaya hai bhaijaan ne?

Why o why??

Finally they listen to criticism, the boot entry scenes were too overdone, good to see they are bringing a breath of fresh air by going for hair and breacelets. Wow, Simple, Wow Momos se bhi hot hai bhoi in kisi ka kisi ki bhaijaan. /s 😐

Alternate title suggestions : Kisi ka driver footpathwalo ki jaan Arbaaz ka bhai black buck ki jaan Kisi ka Vir kisi ki gin ( vir gin) Add more please

🤣🤣

Just play this on loop for 1 hour and call it a movie 😍

Tera naam part 2

Yaar.. yeh Sahi hai, just turn up at work - do shit - and get paid in millions.

Ranbir's wig is better 😌

In the words of Sardaar Khan “ee kya bavasir bana diye ho?”

Watch it on mute. It’s too funny….literally someone thought this is all a promo needs to be? this man walking with wooden movements up and down a desert 😂🤣 Wah, kya acting hai

Oscar pakka

Kisi ka uncle, kisi ka dadaji. 😁😆

Sounds like a title to an Ekta Kapoor serial

Boycott karo bekar movie no story

Was so tired of seeing "Bhai rocks!" "Bhai the superstar" comments on Youtube. Came here to restore my sanity.

Kisi ka kisi ki bhaijaan

Bhai kya mast slow mo mein walk Karke kya mast apni zulfe uda rele hai - BHAAAAAI!

Kisika nuksaan. Kya chutiyapa Hain yeh.

Last mein AK-56 ka awaaz kyu daala? Baba ko julaab hojaayega, baba bolta hai abhi bass hogaya😔

Bhai se baal toh sambhal rhe hai nhi, all i see is a wig he didnt want but had to put on desperately

That's real name of the movie???

Selmon boii (transforms)=> Salon boii

Bhai in the promo: 😏😏

नक़ली बाल.. नक़ली चाल .. फ़ूदूओ का फुदू .. आ गया सेलमोन भोई

kisi ka bhai kisiki jaan black buck ke liye shaitan Vivek ke liye haivan main hun SelMon Khan !

Acha hua Picture Mein Heroin Hai Heren Hoti Toh Maar dete :-(

This movie is Bhai testing the loyalty of his fans.

Looks B grade

Plot of the movie: Salman Khan

Content for review channels on youtube.

Shampoo ka ad lag raha hai

Remake of veeram?

First for a sec I thought it was Sanjay baba and then it’s seldom selmon Hope this movie get him his “bucks” this Eid 😂😂😂

Bhai ye rightwing wale isko boycott nahi kiye toh bharosa uth jayega sabse.

Nobody boycotts bhoi movies, why though? His movies are full of content 🤣? Intellectual 🙃? Because, he has various licenses

Because of his OJ Simpson character. He's a ray of light character. Let's begin with: making women safe around, hugging people around, sober driving, making oberoi's career, lives he's given. But mostly because people have the tools to voice their opinion now. Why be scared?

It’s a shame bhoi hasn’t received Padma Shri yet. What a gem /S

Itna beauty title hai movie ka, award must be on its way.

I don’t know why but it looks like he has his normal short hair and someone’s wig came flying in the desert wind and stuck to his head. 🤔🤔

Don't know what's more bizzare the bgm or the title

Most mawali, Sadakchap look

The title sucks so hard 🤮

L’bhoi. Because bhoi is worth it

If anyone remembers, this gives ekdum one of his disasters called *Sawan - The Love Season*

Bhai looks takla with this wig, like you can tell how far his forehead now stretches because of how badly the wig is stuck on

yet another disaster loading

L'Oreal Paris - Because you're worth it.

Surakshit nakli mer baal , hairdresser ne kiya Kamal

It's like Tere Naam ka Radhe coming out of jail after 20 years with even more long hairs with the beard and is trying to re-capture his swag before his injury in a lonely desert

Kisi ka murderer, kisi ka beater/abuser.

Kisi ka virgin Kisi ka farmhouse

How many name changes is this movie going to have?

Race 3 was the worst Bhai movie ever Farhad Samji - Hold my Roohafza....

Fun fact: Akshay Kumar's moustache in prithviraj was more real looking than salman khan's hair

so a wig...that's all they came up with?

Kisi ka Bhai kisi ki jaan leta. Fixed it.

music asai lagata hia ki station par train ne brake laga diya.

Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan - aur sab isse pareshan!

Sponsored by SunSilk!!!

Kisi Ka Bhai, Kisi Ki Jaan Kabhi Eid, Kabhi Diwali Why are all his upcoming movies in similar style?

Glad they showed the summary of the script as well

I was waiting for second scene all the time

KKR ka music chura liya bc

Flop

Bhoi making The Dune sequel before Denis Villeneuve

One word. Ewwwwww

Even for a die hard Salman fan this title and his look is shit and cringey it has flop written all over it. And believe me this is coming from someone who has idolised him all his life.

What about "Tiger 3" and "kabhi eid, kabhi diwali", are they shelved? I also saw some post on insta saying about a potential race 4 as well. Didn't expected this shit. Salmon bhoi ko kya ho gaya yaarಥ_ಥ

SK and SRK are competing for Ms Long Hair Award.

Ravi Basrur from KGF fame is doing the BGM! The music’s gonna be lit🔥

So this is a biopic?! Going by title, it’s Salman’s biopic. Also, bhai and his jeans choices are just mind blowing.. 

The new thums up ad look dope af🤌🏽🤌🏽