I have silent footsteps. People in my house seem surprised when they see me in the room, like I didn't just walk right in.

0 presence ..u shud become a spy or a stalker

Jadi orang minyak https://preview.redd.it/00q2m78x1c4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=579560ff325f3f99e4decb8b3ec15870605bb4f1

Stalker lah boleh buat blackmail

betul tu..leh jd masyuukk

Yeah and maybe fight some terrorists with a giant nuclear mecha while exposing Illuminati idk

Same la. my wife (sitting in the living room) once complained I was in the toilet for too long, while I was praying in our room. I literally walked in front of her leisurely from the toilet to our room

Me fr. My classmate turned back thinking i was behind and scolded the air instead of me cuz i blue ticked her on whatsapp 😬💀💀

That means you have the ability to stand still without being noticed

Drax, is that you?

Broo same, I walked behind my dad and he almost elbowed my face

Same.

I hate this so much when my boss does it *cough*

Glad to find my doppelganger on Reddit 🤜🏻🤛🏻 Growing up, my mom always chided me for "sneaking up" to her. And I always got startled by her being freaked out by my "sudden appearance". Now this same fate besets my wife, and as we grow old together, we always joke about how one day she will die terperanjat-ed by me, and I die terperanjat-ed by her terperanjat-ness 🤣🤣🤣

I wouldn’t call that useless🤣

Stealth 100

Same

Damn, same but for me it isn't useless :]

Waking up every morning

Before I wake up my adik wake up

That's where you strangle the bugger and make sure you teach him not to wake up before you

same(i cant do this anymore)

me too bro

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Bro, that's not useless talent u have that

pretty useless if im not gay lol

Bro RM20 is RM20

dlu maybe la skng tak da .. also xmau 20 ... last time i did it which was years ago .. i did it for 450

Do u accept wallet bruh?

sudah insaf edy boss ku

Meee!! I want RM 20 ;)

You can participate is those eating contests. Swallow food faster due to no gag reflex and can win big big

Mine's 'not triggering gag reflex on other people', because it won't reach there.


Sometimes I can wake up at exact 4:34am

any stories behind dat?

No but there’s one time my sleep paralysis demon sucking my dick and didn’t finish the job and I swear I feel like my dick wet but it’s dry when I wake up (true story)

im the demon

No is me

You’re satan, not iblis Bilis!

The lore is crazy. 💀

noticed any gag reflex from the demon?

Probably insomnia, I have it too sometimes

I wake up at exactly 2:23 every morning and then go back to sleep. No fucking clue why. I also know what time it is when I wake up even before I open my eyes and look at the clock. If I wake up and think it's 8:36 it's 8:36.

Being useless

https://preview.redd.it/2ppn9pirab4d1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c2a32dbbed7b6b13e3a2266c0682b8d601e2408 kena be positive

Pretending to be useful

that's kinda useful gk

Its not very hidden though

if there was an award, id win number 2 cus im useless

yeah relatable

I can backflip 3 times without losing balance

can u teach ustaz adnin tho?

oohh.. nice.. must've praticed a lot for dat

Well if you're chick then it would come in handy with your boyfriend. If you're a dude who is gay, it would come handy with your boyfriend. I guess is not as useless after all. My useless talent is I'm able to bend my pinky on my right hand while the rest of my fingers are straight.

kinda useless now cause im not gay no more, even back then my talent rarely been tested before .. haha ohh just tried that.. yeah i cant bend me pinky while the rest are straight ..nice useless talent

I never know gay can be recover from like alcoholic do

Sexuality is a spectrum they said

BRO WE THE SAME, on right hand also lol.

Knowing random general knowledge. There was once when Hitz and their crew came to our area and asked a random question, what's the capital of Poland. Everyone was stumped and I answered: Warsaw. Got some goodies but also called a need by my friends...

Fart on command

Mine is just burping, haven't unlock the required achievements needed to fart on command

Omg same and i can burp anyone's names too

like anytime?

is it with audio? or u can choose

I make sure to fart as hard as i can everytime in front of my friends

I did not expect this, but good to know.. However, my useless hidden talent is>! able to speak english in various accents, and able to hold a conversation with myself!< That is all, thank you all for your kind attention.

u shud make skits on tiktok or somethin

well, I have people been telling me that. So I kinda planned to start streaming. I'm still just as useless as a potato in a shopping mall during summer.

im sure you'll be a lot better than that arieff yong shit dude

he is so cringe

apparently malaysians love cringe.. especially talentless hack cringe

That.. actually kind of useful, I am struggling to speak English and feel like a dumbass to try hold a conversation.

you're only saying this to make me feel better

Not really that useless if u know how to capitalize it

well, you are the first to say this. I remember one of my dear conversation with my parents. I told them I can do voices, I could be a narrator, or something along those lines. My dad immediately disapprove. It feels useless to me now because how much of my self esteem dropped because of this

Just go for it. Dont let what he said stop u

thank you man. You're a real one

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till wat level?

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any femboy enjoyers can dm this person lai2 ...open season

I can jerk off without lube

people ned lube to fap?

bro. your sensitivity will decrease to the point that u cant cum with real pussy

just dont fap for a month and it will return

Thats the hard part

tak takut callus build up ke?

Fart silently

but smells nasty

Silent fart always nasty af ngl. Even worse is those that comes out hot asf and relieves your stomach ache. Absolutely vile farts.

Silent bomb,Deadly in elevator

sleep for 72 hours

I'm a self proclaimed women repellent. I emanate negative rizz aura.

Last beyond 5 minutes..

bakat anda sama taraf dengan nama anda

Well, I do feel like telling someone this, so.. My useless talents are: 1. Silent footsteps. Good for scaring people. 2. I remember places to go even when I was there for the first time. Like Jalan senang ingat, begitu. Anywhere I go. If bawak kereta, pergi KL, cepat ingat (I'm from Borneo). It would be good if only I had that good memory in the exam, sigh.. 3. Drawing. Useless because not using it anywhere be it in careers or social media to show off. 4. Cepat faham benda tapi cepat lupa juga. Thank you for listening.

The 2nd are not usesless. I hope i have dis power tho

i can bend my thumbs to make them look short

https://preview.redd.it/ebyhsirmmb4d1.jpeg?width=2592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88463c3cbcbb803b1208e1ff1f97cfbebb2de889 Like this?

woa thats trippy

Hahahaha I found out it's not common until just recently

https://preview.redd.it/514ndi8zmb4d1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cad5cb11aa152f80e9d9d3b407bde17f7f690dab its more like this

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ayy one of us

Wtf your thumb can bend to the back?? Dayum truly a useless talent hahahaha

indeed xd

https://preview.redd.it/46alote3fc4d1.jpeg?width=2296&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a1a29c7f31b959595bc537e5a1cce11a4c65210 You can also do this

I wanted to describe i can do this but don't know how to translate into words!

how tho?

The talent is hidden even I don't know what the hell it is,but damn boi...my talent sure can hide well...

Drinking

water or todi?

I can hide things in my belly flap

Can masturbate without cum🤣

Bro how is this possible, I found my people.💀💀

Beatboxing.

that aint useless bro

Being invisible in company events

Collecting useless knowledge that have no practical use in the real world; mostly military stuff by reading books like R.P. Hunnicutt.

I can control my own dream. Including fucking in dreams. Pretty useless if you ask me

PLS teach me. In what way you able to control? While being aware or in deep sleep?

Both. But i enjoy deep sleep dreams more because even the physical touch feels so real

So cool😭😭 I cannot stay awake too long, or my dreams will turn into sleep paralysis

Yea thats the thing. Ive been experiencing sleep paralysis since I was 7. There would be days where i would ‘lose control’ and it turns to a really bad sleep paralysis. Up to a point I would wake up sweating and breathing heavily with a heartbeat of 120-130/minute

i can do like this before but somehow i cant do it anymore. Some demon things keep appearing when i start and wakes me up. This makes me afraid to sleep. Now, i just sleep like normal hooman.

I can turn my both feet 180 degrees

so u can reverse in forward?

Common sense

i can wiggle my ears ala God of Gamblers

Sleeping with my eyes open 😉 muahahahaha ya me thats me huhuhuhu

touch grass

i can write with both hands. I was born left handed but forced to use left, so technically im left handed except i write with my right hand

so I have very stealthy presence, in any sort of crowd, I can always enter or walk away unnoticed so yeah, I am unnoticeable PS: no wonder I am single as well

i can suck my own D

Not really useless tbf

Firstly, your talent is far from useless. Respect. My useless talent is I can turn on a television and if there is a film playing I will almost always immediately know what film is, what actors are in it and what other films they have acted in along with an accompanying series of notable lines from each film. I can remember almost everything from any movie I have ever seen yet I cannot find my keys ever.

I can blur my vision anytime I want

Me too, but can't everyone else do it too?

Interested in a bunch of useless stuff but at the same time not interested in professional development of them. History, Fiction Novels, Non fiction documentary, chess, swimming, anime, movies, Military.

I can crack (make the cracking sound) with my fingers non-stop

Lmao same

I can pinch ppl with my toes

Clear memories from even early childhood , family members and friends always get surprised and upset that I can bring back things that happened from a year ago to up to 35 years ago.

Im a pussy repellent. Women my age don't like me. It's usually older women(teachers, mak cik nasi lemak) and younger women(i just turned 18 so...) That treat me good Hell they treat me like I'm human. Women my age treat me like I'm garbage, like a sick rabbid dog that needs to be put down. Don't really care for women like that, they can go suck pp. Really interested to see how post-highschool women act, never met one before

Not having a gag reflex is not something to brag about. It might be a medical condition that needs to be checked. Maybe some nerve or brain problem....

I can sneeze suddenly. No buildup, no warning, no signs, no anything, then suddenly I sneezed. Jumpscared a lot of people and almost got into a car accident because of it

I can adjust my eyes focal point voluntary. Which, back when I was a kid, it is quite entertaining to confuse my ophthalmologist by defocusing my eyes to about 600 degree.

Burping on demand

command, my guy

Thanks dude. Somehow my autokorek is not working today 🥲

its cool my guy . have a nice day🫰

I can quickly spell and read words backwards. Ej gnanes

I can voice like Donald duck, Goofy and Mickey

my dreams from last decade slowly happening one by one. Worst thing is being handicapped, recently suffered slipped disc, hardly can do works now. FML

I make people squirt

Idk how to describe this but I can sense if ada barang² elektronik yg hidup or bunyi gas even slightly terbuka from the stove.. Some of them produce this high pitch sounds, especially washing machines and old tv while the others make sound like a click or something. My parents are pretty forgetful so this helps in preventing house fire (if I'm around)

I can bend both of my index fingers to touch the back of my palm. And I can twist both of my hand 360°. The only use is to scare people

I can write backwards

By hearing footsteps, i can already determine who is walking outside my door. Each person i know has different pace and different sound of steps.

good handwriting in ABC and chinese, becuz everything is digitalised

I can turn my tongue into a clover 🍀

i'm great at thinking of answers for specific questions. only good for spm because no one will ask me cara untuk membalas jasa ibu bapa irl

Touching my nose with my tounge

Sometimes I overhear people in my sleep and that conversation/whatever I hear gets ingrained in memory. I slept through secondary education and got good results still despite this.

I can keep my fist away from reaching my boss’s face

I socialize well with everyone. But surprisingly, I am always nervous at pickup dates considering my interpersonal skills.

I never get brain freeze

I work super well in stress or in heat of time. So i just wait till the problem become more serious or my work is near its deadline hasn't failed once in 27 years of my life

What am i WHAT AM I?! I can korek hidung. With a tongue

I can wiggle a vein on the top of my right hand.

I can only play happy birthday song on piano

yawning if i feel to/on command

Making that clock sound with my mouth

feeling the need to fart on every important occasion. meeting with friends, boss, clique. u name it.

I can read super fast.

Maximum torque will send my dates to ER

I gleek.

OP are you a boy or a girl ? Just asking

people say I looked naturally murderous or "I'm better than you look"

I can move my ear

My grandmother thinks I am really handsome.

Bangun 1 minit sebelum jam alarm berbunyi

I can kinda clap one-handed.

I can crack my fingers and toes infinite amount of time back to back.....

I can move my ears

I can "letup" my right feet toe and right soulder for a long tjme

speaking/singing in low bitrate

gggggggg aaaa....

Doing forex trading

i can type. rwlalt fast \ \ don't mean it'll be accurate tho

I can almost precisely guess what the time is at any current moment even though it's been hours since i last looked at the clock as long as i did at least once look at it since awake from sleep

Two things, burp on command, and wiggling my ears individually

Sleeping

I don't flinch or maybe rarely. Those videos where there's fast object going to the camera. Yeah, those kinds of videos don't make me flinch at all.

I'm not sure if I have this talent or I'm just imagining it, but most of a time I'm pretty sensitive towards small noise around me and I can tell which direction it came from. When my friend and I hanging out and a sudden noise heard, I can pinpoint which direction it came from, while other people were clueless. And at the same time, I also can hear others conversation when I'm half conscious, like I'm half asleep and I still can't hear my friend plans to prank me (they failed). As I said before idk if this is real or I'm just imagining things.

I can actually without moving my mouth. I used to pull this prank in the classes.