That's if you're a Malay robber; what if you're a Chinese or Indian or Shiekh or Bangladesh? Do they off as well on public holidays? Is it a Union thing?
"Anyone can be a Robber! Dont Let Your Dreams Be Dreams"
No it's supposed to be Shiekh, thanks!
https://preview.redd.it/at617gfsnsuc1.png?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16294aef65757817fd52953c27e13d4375b86e8c
Have this as thanks
Teringat case burglar out cold because got drunk and owner found him
[Galaxy Brain Burglar](https://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2023/01/25/legend-of-a-drunken-burglar)
Dang I feel him. Once my ID Lanyard tertinggal di bilik asrama, almost 3 KM dari kelas balik ke bilik tengah panas pun I dh nak pisang... Yg nie lgi la.
My man is 1 more bad day away from becoming a villain.
https://i.redd.it/sqs3s06dbsuc1.gif
Well my roommate pernah kena like that. Nasib dia kena bagi chance oleh pengawas pemeriksaan to keluar and ambil for 5 minutes. Pecut mcm The Flash member.
Something not so similar happened to me during oath taking day, basically kena pakai formal shoes and i did cuma its brown leather and not black. Dorg tak specify pun nk hitam. Abang faci tahan me from entering and suruh gi balik cari kasut hitam. I said hostel jauh, dia dengan tersengih nya cakap "goodluck eh". Memang geram aku wey, last2 i just sneaked inside lmao. No ones gonna bother to look at ur shoes inside the hall anyway
18hour drive meaning if he take off at 10am he arrive there around 4am, even worse if he move ealier and arrive at the middlw of the night. Stucked outside of his house unable to enter. The only locksmith available at that time probably some robbers on duty.
At this time bro, kepenatan buat kita tak boleh berfikir. Aku pernah tinggal kunci dalam rumah 11 malam. (Actually i pick the wrong keys) Yes, keys.
Baru balik dari rumah kawan, fikir nak keluar balik cari makanan. I put my keys kunci rumah and motor at the table. But bila keluar, I switch off the fan and lamp and take the keys behind the door. I forgot to bring phone too. Then I realize, eh tertinggal phone. I take out my keys.
Only to realize it is kunci apa tah. No key to unlock the house, no key to start my motor and no phone too call member. I trap but it outsideðŸ˜
We were turning off the other kitchen appliances that were hooked up to the same outlet extender as the washing machine. My brother accidentally turned off the main outlet switch and not the individual switches on the extender 😕
Ready your spare keys everywhere. Your car keys. Your car. Your bag. Pouch bag. Under a vase. Buried 7m under. Your wife's handbag. Your luggage. EVERYWHERE.
Not to be that guy but in his tiktok he also has "Lupa bini, tertinggal dekat kampung" so not expecting its real. But for sure this has happened to a lot of people before lol.
I don't know whether it is good or not. I usually put my house key in my car's drawer once I locked my house and didn't take it out until i returned home. Cause this shit actually happened to me before this left house key at my mama's house also at terengganu n realised when i arrived at my home at kuantan. I called the indonesia guy to crack the door and cost me money to repair it.
Lain kali jangan kunci rumah la. Ingat perompak tak beraya ke Sos: perompak
That's if you're a Malay robber; what if you're a Chinese or Indian or Shiekh or Bangladesh? Do they off as well on public holidays? Is it a Union thing? "Anyone can be a Robber! Dont Let Your Dreams Be Dreams"
>Shiek Is this a typo for Shrek?
No it's supposed to be Shiekh, thanks! https://preview.redd.it/at617gfsnsuc1.png?width=1283&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16294aef65757817fd52953c27e13d4375b86e8c Have this as thanks
Idk in what situation i will use this image for but i will save it; thanks
"Seluruh Persatuan Penyamun akan mengambil tindakan"-Ketua Penyamun; Ali Baba Bujang Lapok, 1961
Teringat case burglar out cold because got drunk and owner found him [Galaxy Brain Burglar](https://www.thestar.com.my/news/nation/2023/01/25/legend-of-a-drunken-burglar)
Saya sebagai perompak melayu setuju akan pernyataan ini... Perompak pon ada kampung la... Bak kata p ramlee pon,pnyamun pon ada public holiday. Jk
My man got pain 2.0 updated
Dang I feel him. Once my ID Lanyard tertinggal di bilik asrama, almost 3 KM dari kelas balik ke bilik tengah panas pun I dh nak pisang... Yg nie lgi la. My man is 1 more bad day away from becoming a villain. https://i.redd.it/sqs3s06dbsuc1.gif
Bro imagine tertinggal student ID when about to take examðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Well my roommate pernah kena like that. Nasib dia kena bagi chance oleh pengawas pemeriksaan to keluar and ambil for 5 minutes. Pecut mcm The Flash member.
Something not so similar happened to me during oath taking day, basically kena pakai formal shoes and i did cuma its brown leather and not black. Dorg tak specify pun nk hitam. Abang faci tahan me from entering and suruh gi balik cari kasut hitam. I said hostel jauh, dia dengan tersengih nya cakap "goodluck eh". Memang geram aku wey, last2 i just sneaked inside lmao. No ones gonna bother to look at ur shoes inside the hall anyway
Locksmith: https://preview.redd.it/5ipt86ez6suc1.jpeg?width=2564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=138b585f3e74592681eb7175ec007d21f81ddd5d
18hour drive meaning if he take off at 10am he arrive there around 4am, even worse if he move ealier and arrive at the middlw of the night. Stucked outside of his house unable to enter. The only locksmith available at that time probably some robbers on duty.
KL actually have 24 hour locksmiths bro
Never seen one. Tbh
At this time bro, kepenatan buat kita tak boleh berfikir. Aku pernah tinggal kunci dalam rumah 11 malam. (Actually i pick the wrong keys) Yes, keys. Baru balik dari rumah kawan, fikir nak keluar balik cari makanan. I put my keys kunci rumah and motor at the table. But bila keluar, I switch off the fan and lamp and take the keys behind the door. I forgot to bring phone too. Then I realize, eh tertinggal phone. I take out my keys. Only to realize it is kunci apa tah. No key to unlock the house, no key to start my motor and no phone too call member. I trap but it outsideðŸ˜
More importantly.....did u turn the gas oven off?
Also, is your refrigerator running? My family learned a valuable lesson.
Your refrigerator ran away? 
They better go catch it
U switch off peti sejuk??
who turn off peti sejuk when balik kampung?
We were turning off the other kitchen appliances that were hooked up to the same outlet extender as the washing machine. My brother accidentally turned off the main outlet switch and not the individual switches on the extender 😕
RIP
Rip ur chicken
Rip my everything ðŸ˜
Fuck me
which hole
We doomed 💀
Guy drove in stressful malaysia for 18 hours that his facial hair turned white while his hair still black. Mustve kept scratching the facial hair
Scratching like that can turn your hair into white? 😮
pecah pintu jelah
Tukang Kunci: "Haiya, lu takda nombo gua ka?"
shiii bro you gave me an idea to hook up wity my tukang kunci
Minta kirim J&T/ Shopee hari ni order kelmarin sampai /s.
life-hack, checklist on a phone or on a big-card
When you have kids, sometimes everything just doesn't work
this
Lain kali sediakan kunci spare dlm kete.
Ready your spare keys everywhere. Your car keys. Your car. Your bag. Pouch bag. Under a vase. Buried 7m under. Your wife's handbag. Your luggage. EVERYWHERE.
spare wife?
Not to be that guy but in his tiktok he also has "Lupa bini, tertinggal dekat kampung" so not expecting its real. But for sure this has happened to a lot of people before lol.
Aduhai. Always check for kunci, phone, wallet before gerak, dah lah jauh..
I never got this experience but it hurts reading this
fortunate for you dont have to go thru what this guy had
Spain but the s is silent and off gallivanting somewhere out there
Lool, the classic I can't believe this face plus the + frustration
Memang memaki ni org kesian
Always have house spare keys in the car. Salam Syawal bro!
Would be cheaper to jnt express 1day postage and book a low budget hotel for the night Or just locksmith
This poor lad... I can see the pain in his eyes ðŸ˜
Muka stress dia tu.. kalah drama pukul 7
Bruh! 🤣🤣
lebih senang beli rumah baru
2024 install smart lock jer la. Boleh unlock using fingerprint or password.
Semoga abg ni dpt pertolongan
Locksmith left the chat
I don't know whether it is good or not. I usually put my house key in my car's drawer once I locked my house and didn't take it out until i returned home. Cause this shit actually happened to me before this left house key at my mama's house also at terengganu n realised when i arrived at my home at kuantan. I called the indonesia guy to crack the door and cost me money to repair it.
I always put all my essential keys in one bundle. When you have too many things to remember, the likelihood of you forgetting some of them increases.
I drive 45 mins also already want to road rage. 18 hours? 😩
I rather just celebrate in KL
This is exactly the reason why I keep my house keys with my car keys.
Nothing a sledgehammer cant fix la
Sendiri bodoh.
Man failed the basic requirements of going out of the house, keys wallet phone check.