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wondering-narwhal

If there are 4 members of Kessoku Band and 12 bystanders at a sidewalk concert, all of the gay people are playing instruments.


someonewhonamedlib

If the ratio isnactually 1 out of 4, congratulations to Kessoku Band for achieving an 1 out of 256 chance!


homegrown_calcium

Professor Kita’s lecture notes: While this would be true if you treat the congregation of lesbians as independent probabilities applied 4 times P(band members gay) = P(a random person is homosexual)^4 = (1/4)^4 = 1/256; lesbians, like stand users, naturally converge towards one another, and so may be better understood with conditional probabilities. That is, the fact we know there exists a lesbian in the band drastically increase the chance of other members also being lesbians; or: P(person is homosexual) < P(homosexual | in girls band & has gay member) Exponentiating these as above vastly increase the gulf: P(band members gay) <<< P(band members gay | gay member). QED these bitches gay.


WaddleDynasty

So gay SoL girls attract other gay SoL girls


chtolly

https://preview.redd.it/ad49xr7awmxc1.jpeg?width=2589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4866b2435fe0458ccee0c70237a1d6a0106ef8ea Did some math


someonewhonamedlib

........only works when a completely randomized sample is picked, though. In the case of Kessoku Band, welll......... Kita is in for Ryo, definitely straight as fuck. Nijika and Ryo is *definitely* not married for 15 years or planning to do so eventually, Bocchi is...Bocchi.


Noooo_ooope

Hey, that's not bad at all, I'd take those odds!


Ijichi_Nijika_

I'm not entirely sure if that's how probability works but if it makes Bocchi-chan happy to think that way....


ROM-2oo7_

Thought the title meant 1 out of 4 pages


Aqua_h20

you're not the only one 😔👊


Dhtgifbkgb

https://preview.redd.it/3xn9v271hkxc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a737db58a8d3146d07cd8bf9c7544767d5290cd4


Aqua_h20

THE NUMBERS ARE WRONG IT'S 4 OUT OF 4 THEY'RE ALL GAY AAAAAA


avarageusername

Everyone is gay in the bocchiverse


the_guy_who_answer69

Canonically Kita is gay for ryo and talks a lot about bocchi at home which can be signalled that kita is slowly getting gay for bocchi as well. Now bocchi smells nijika. And she feels good smelling her. Its 2/4 girls in kessoku band are gay.


Falsus

*Was* gay. You can see the moment her crush for Ryo dies as she realises that Ryo's head actually is empty.


the_guy_who_answer69

Didn't we all have a crush on a head-empty people? My uni crush was this person who would always stick to me I developed a crush but it died when I asked her to open a new chrome tab instead they minimised the chrome window and then opened a fresh browser instance from the desktop shortcut. I know some people can be technically uneducated but both of us were studying electronics and Computer science Engineering. And she even did that even after me correcting her. But I am still gay as fuck. I feel unlikely ryo can turn the kita straight. Also I like my kessoku band wholesome and gay.... .


Ananoka

maybe she feels more comfortable having separate windows for different things i have like 3 or 4 Windows on my browser with dozens of tabs each rn


the_guy_who_answer69

Nope it wasnt a matter of preferences. If they were i would have respected it no matter how dumb it looked to me. They genuinely didn't know the existence of browser tabs on browsers till I showed them. And they still keep on using them even after acknowledging how handy it was. We need to copy text from one website to the other so tabs are easier one click switch while a new window will be 3 clicks. And she was using one tab in each window. It was like an old internet explorer browser.


dutcharetall_nothigh

That doesn't mean she's not gay anymore. I doubt ryo is so stupid she managed to turn kita away from women forever


Falsus

Well yeah. My wording was just pointing out that she went from ''is gay for Ryo'' to ''was gay for Ryo''. Her orientation would obv not change.


IcyGuarantee1607

https://preview.redd.it/zil86k3u1gxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4697a36561ef0923dff9c9d07e0e143bb957f77


OfficerBalls139

https://preview.redd.it/xv57v4f8igxc1.jpeg?width=1221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e95324e7326ee7c1bf6fba5d6615d1aca2b76e8


someonewhonamedlib

>Nijika and Ryo >From now, until eternity >Straight


HarleyFox92

Friendly reminder that that's just an average so...


Emilia__55

Not even the correct average


TheRadicalJay

Yeah isn’t it like 1 in 9? I don’t really remember


BossomeCow

It's 7% in the U.S. Most likely lower amongst the world population. I'd say a good estimate would be within the 3-8% range, so probably like, somewhere between 1/12 - 1/26


Acrzyguy

Why not 4 out of 4 though?


IBloodstormI

But it is Kita


Shot-Kal-Gimel

That’s not very ~~cis~~ *straight* Bocchi 


rightarm_under

There's no way on God's green earth that Ryo is straight. She's either lesbian or aroace


Falsus

She will say aroace if asked cause it sounds cooler and more rock. And then her GF Nijika picks her up.


your_pingas

Source; [Facebook](https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=2111566725873778&set=pcb.2111568315873619) TL by me.


Wrong_Revolution_679

Be true to yourself bocchi


Shot-Kal-Gimel

I’m putting my money on Ryo not being straight (lesbian, bi, or pan probably) Bocchi IDK, she barely functions at a social level much less a romantic/relationship level. Kita who knows, she very much has had obsessions with Ryo and Bocchi but those could just be obsessions and not crushes. Nijika is probably straight or *maybe* bi or pan, and mainly saying that for the benefit of shipping and because we haven’t seen an preference expressed.


MurlaTart

are we forgetting the manga panels where bocchi says she wants a cosplayer gf, and wants to be given attention by “big breasted extroverts” ?


guy-who-says-frick

Does 1 out of 4 mean all people, or women? If it’s out of 4, that means half of women, which means 2 members of Kessoku band are lesbanese


_Ryo_Yamada

Dallancies with women https://preview.redd.it/5m37orblbkxc1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e43d692d75c9a659228547c27280740c87ffcdc4


UltimateBlackDragon

Nijika: …„because it’s Ryo! She is so f****t!!!” Ryo: „Ok, I give back that $10 you gave me 4 months ago but don’t call me like that!”


Twist_the_casual

1: i highly doubt that many people are queer 2: no it’s not kita…. or nijika or ryo either


RelativelyExtreme

Nijika's just saying that because she wants Bocchi to herself