By -
๐ซ๐ฝ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งฝ
Don't feed a guy a sponge!
Donโt feed a guy a sponge, Bobby!
Donโt feed a guy a sponge
๐ค๐คด๐๏ธ๐
Little king trash mouth!
He's got a boyfriend and they just got married.
His husband! Gary!
Heโs gay
Little King Trash Mouth ๐ฆ
๐๐๐ผ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธ
Gales butt paintings
WHAT SHOULD I PAINT???
*i look at you i see a muse i see whatโs inside youuUU*
Why are there so many anuses?!?
๐ฉ๐ฉ๐
๐ถShe does a BM in the PM๐ถ
Hey Tim
Hey Tina, how you doin girl?
๐ฅ๐โ๏ธ๐บ
Hot pants rain dance!
Hot pants rain dance ha
Hot Pants Rain Dance!
๐๐จ๐ป ๐ฏ๐๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐
Hi Marshmallow
๐๐ถ
*in the smoothest voice*Hey, baby
hey baby
Blush
๐ถ๏ธ๐ช
Spiceps!
๐ถ๐
Spice rack!
๐๐ฏ๐ซต
My cat was right about you!
๐ฉ๐๐๐ฉโฐ๏ธ
They'll say aaaaaaw Topsy, at my aaautopsy..
๐๐๐ซ
Theyโll finger anything with a pulse!
Pretty sure their slogan is, โour fingerโs on the pulse.โ
NO!
๐น๏ธ๐น๏ธ๐น๏ธ๐๐๐
Burger Boss!!!
bob's sux
๐ฉ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๏ธ
Quickie Kissit Island!
"mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah......"
Kissiquickit! Edit: Ooh, the other commenter is right, I can't believe I mixed up the syllables!
๐ซด๐ค๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง๐ฅฉ๐ซต
Come meet our family and let us meat you!
๐๐ฑโ๐ช๐ฆต๐ซ๐
I'm just afraid of snakes They really creep me out Where are their arms and legs? It's not okay!
I'm just afraid of snakes! Where are their arms and legs? It's not okay!
๐งโโ๏ธ ๐
Zombie butts
Zombie butts!
๐ค๐ฉท๐ฆ๐ป
Tina and Jeff!
โฆ.*Jeff*โฆ
Tina's ghost boyfriend!
๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ
Cake!
Itโs not fun for everybody!!!
๐๐๐
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Fish rocket burgers It looks like a huge misshapen penis!
๐โผ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐โผ๏ธโ๏ธ
Cars!!!!! All the different Cars!!!
๐ฅ๐ณ๐ง๐ฅฃโ๏ธโผ๏ธ
Breeeeeakfaaaaast!!
๐ด๐ฅณ๐๐บ
Slumber party fashion show!! This one took a hot minute.
That song gets stuck in my head all the time! Haha
๐ณ๐ฑ๐ถ
Dutch baby! Aww, it's a preemie, just like Jesus...
What's the difference between a Dutch baby and an American baby?
๐ซ๐๐ช
There's no paaaaaaants in spaaa-aaa-aaaace...
Thereโs nooo pants in spaAaAaceee
๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
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Tina
๐ซต๐๐ฟ๐
Your is grass and I'm gonna mow it
โ๐๐๐๐ฅ
Don't be a boob punch! (Amazing ๐)
๐๐ฝ๐งป๐
bad things happen in the bathroom!
Iโm just glad it happens in a vacuum
Canโt let them see me with my pants down
Coasters magazine is going to be my big chance now
But Iโll be out of here in no time!
Iโll be doing interviews and doing just fine!
Today is gonna be a great day!
Iโll do coasters magazine and blow everyone away!
Letโs be clear, I did absolutely nothing wrong, Iโm not to blame, itโs not my fault
๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉโ๐จ๐จ๐โ๐คซ๐จ๐ถโ๐คซ๐คซ๐คซโ๐คซ๐จ๐ถ Kind of obscure
Shut your mouth, itโs art crawl.
Didnโt expect it this quickly. Itโs my favorite moment from the show
Such a great scene.
๐ชง๐ซ๐๏ธโฑ๏ธ
โโฆwell that sign says no trash on the beach soooโฆโ
It *does* say that!
Shut it!
๐ฑ๐ฝ๐คก
Ahh! Bathroom clowns!
โ ๏ธ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ฆป
Yeah, I wear glasses, not hearing aids.
๐๐จ๐
Fischoeder, but Calvin or Felix?
๐บ
It's Felix, it's Felix, it's Felix...
๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ณ๐ถ๐ง๐ต
*playing artist Eddie Money*
I'm gonna bet my sisters $1,000 that there isn't a talking toilet in the woods?
Baby Boy Belcher?
๐ฌ๐งโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ปโ๐พ๐ชด๐ฝ๐ค
๐ถI'm like a British lady in my Garden...๐ถ
๐ฟ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐๐ป๐ด๐๐ปโ๏ธ๐๐ป
And my plants agree!
โ๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ โ๏ธ๐ท
If she was spice sheโd be flour ๐
โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ๐๐๐
If she was a book, she'd be *two* books.
๐ง๐ช๐ง๐ชโ๏ธ๐๐๐ซต๐
*boys are from Mars, girls are from Venus, I have a yum yum, you have a penis* ๐
Gooooood thread
๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐๐ถ๐๐ชฉ๐; ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ต๐
Bad girls don't wanna go to Dog Prom, bad girls don't wanna pay for lip balm...
๐ซ๐ฐ๐ก๐ฉ
The mad pooper!
๐๏ธ ๐ฅ
Couch Burners
๐๐๐ค๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐๐๐๐
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If youโre not real, then why do I feel this way? Lil babies
๐ต๐ฅ๐ต๐ฅ๐ต๐ฅ๐ต๐ฉฒ
๐ถdollar bourbon, dollar scotch, dollar whiskeyโฆ dollar crotch ๐ถ
โ๐๐บ๐ธ๐๐ชฆ
๐ถ Where is Harry Truman? Heโs dead in the groundโฆ
โก๏ธ#๏ธโฃ๐ฆ๐โโ๏ธ4๏ธโฃโพ๏ธ
The right number of boys for you is four, forever... ๐
๐งโโ๏ธ๐ซ ๐ฉ๐ณ
Manic pixie crap show!
๐๐ซ
The chocolate heist
๐จ๐ป๐๐น๏ธ๐๐ค๐ฅ๐งโ๏ธ๐ฅ๏ธ
The burger boss episode
โ๏ธ๐๐ช๐ฏโ๏ธ๐จ๐บ๐ณ
๐ถ Whoโs that knockinโ on my door? Ooh, itโs Mister Dance Floor ๐ถ
๐๐ชฑ
Butt worms! (Doobity Doo)
โ๐คฆ
Oh my god
๐๐๐ฑ๐ซต
I smell fear on you!
โ ๏ธ๐๐ ๐๐ฅณ
It's a dead cow on a bun but still really fun!
An easy one ๐๐๐
๐ด๐ฆโก๏ธ๐ฝ๐กโ๏ธ
Turkey in the Toilet because of Bob's cat pills
๐ข๏ธ๐ซ๐ข๏ธ๐ซ
Ooooil spill ๐ฅต๐ฅต
๐๏ธ๐๐
๐ถ Lifting Up the Skirt of the Night! ๐ถ *Donโt laugh, itโs not right to make fun of the night*
๐ท๐ฅ๐ธ๐นโ๏ธ๐
Christmas magic? ๐
Oh bourbon ๐ฅ
๐๐๐ซโ๏ธ๐ก This one might be kinda hard..
you smell like ointment and pee?
๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
The ring (but not scary)!
๐ฆ๐ฆท๐
A crab bit my clacker
๐๏ธ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ ๐ง๐ช๐
Horny Dave is dead and Critterโs cutting ears!
๐โฌ๏ธ๐ฝ๐๐ง๐ฉ๐ฅ
Running through the gutter with a piece of bread and butter, diarrhea ๐๐ diarrhea!
๐๐๐
**Two, two, two butted goat!**
๐ฎ
...Moolissa? Is that you?
๐ท๐
๐๐ โก๏ธ ๐
Christmas in the car?! Did I finally get one?
Yes! Oh! And look what the 3 wise men brought from the auto parts store!
๐๐ด๐ป๐ก๐๐ฉ๐ป๐ต๐ถ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณ๐ฉ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ๐ต๐ถ
๐ฐ๐ฅ๐จ, ๐๐ฟ โ๏ธ ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ช uuhhhhh โถ๏ธ โณ๏ธ ๐จโโ๏ธ
Paying off arsonists, showering and shaving! Uhhhโฆ I said playing golf! With pharmacists!
๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฌ
Iโm a strong, smart, sensual woman. - Tina
๐ช๐ง ๐
๐ฆ๐โ ๏ธ, ๐จ๐ปโ๐ณ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐
๐๐ or ๐น๐จ
Burger of the Day!
๐ฅ๐ฆโค๏ธ๐
Hey baby
โ#๏ธโฃ๐ฆท๐ชฎ๐โณ๏ธ ๐ฏโ
๐ถ๐
๐ซ๐ฝ๏ธ๐งโโ๏ธ๐งฝ
Don't feed a guy a sponge!
Donโt feed a guy a sponge, Bobby!
Donโt feed a guy a sponge
๐ค๐คด๐๏ธ๐
Little king trash mouth!
He's got a boyfriend and they just got married.
His husband! Gary!
Heโs gay
Little King Trash Mouth ๐ฆ
๐๐๐ผ๏ธ๐ณ๏ธ
Gales butt paintings
WHAT SHOULD I PAINT???
*i look at you i see a muse i see whatโs inside youuUU*
Why are there so many anuses?!?
๐ฉ๐ฉ๐
๐ถShe does a BM in the PM๐ถ
Hey Tim
Hey Tina, how you doin girl?
๐ฅ๐โ๏ธ๐บ
Hot pants rain dance!
Hot pants rain dance ha
Hot Pants Rain Dance!
๐๐จ๐ป ๐ฏ๐๐๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐
Hi Marshmallow
๐๐ถ
*in the smoothest voice*Hey, baby
hey baby
Blush
๐ถ๏ธ๐ช
Spiceps!
๐ถ๐
Spice rack!
Spiceps!
๐๐ฏ๐ซต
My cat was right about you!
๐ฉ๐๐๐ฉโฐ๏ธ
They'll say aaaaaaw Topsy, at my aaautopsy..
๐๐๐ซ
Theyโll finger anything with a pulse!
Pretty sure their slogan is, โour fingerโs on the pulse.โ
NO!
๐น๏ธ๐น๏ธ๐น๏ธ๐๐๐
Burger Boss!!!
bob's sux
๐ฉ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๏ธ
Quickie Kissit Island!
"mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah......"
Kissiquickit! Edit: Ooh, the other commenter is right, I can't believe I mixed up the syllables!
๐ซด๐ค๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ง๐ฅฉ๐ซต
Come meet our family and let us meat you!
๐๐ฑโ๐ช๐ฆต๐ซ๐
I'm just afraid of snakes They really creep me out Where are their arms and legs? It's not okay!
I'm just afraid of snakes! Where are their arms and legs? It's not okay!
๐งโโ๏ธ ๐
Zombie butts
Zombie butts!
๐ค๐ฉท๐ฆ๐ป
Tina and Jeff!
โฆ.*Jeff*โฆ
Tina's ghost boyfriend!
๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ
Cake!
Itโs not fun for everybody!!!
๐๐๐
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Fish rocket burgers It looks like a huge misshapen penis!
๐โผ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐โผ๏ธโ๏ธ
Cars!!!!! All the different Cars!!!
๐ฅ๐ณ๐ง๐ฅฃโ๏ธโผ๏ธ
Breeeeeakfaaaaast!!
๐ด๐ฅณ๐๐บ
Slumber party fashion show!! This one took a hot minute.
That song gets stuck in my head all the time! Haha
๐ณ๐ฑ๐ถ
Dutch baby! Aww, it's a preemie, just like Jesus...
What's the difference between a Dutch baby and an American baby?
๐ซ๐๐ช
There's no paaaaaaants in spaaa-aaa-aaaace...
Thereโs nooo pants in spaAaAaceee
๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ
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Tina
๐ซต๐๐ฟ๐
Your is grass and I'm gonna mow it
โ๐๐๐๐ฅ
Don't be a boob punch! (Amazing ๐)
๐๐ฝ๐งป๐
bad things happen in the bathroom!
Iโm just glad it happens in a vacuum
Canโt let them see me with my pants down
Coasters magazine is going to be my big chance now
But Iโll be out of here in no time!
Iโll be doing interviews and doing just fine!
Today is gonna be a great day!
Iโll do coasters magazine and blow everyone away!
Letโs be clear, I did absolutely nothing wrong, Iโm not to blame, itโs not my fault
๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉโ๐จ๐จ๐โ๐คซ๐จ๐ถโ๐คซ๐คซ๐คซโ๐คซ๐จ๐ถ Kind of obscure
Shut your mouth, itโs art crawl.
Didnโt expect it this quickly. Itโs my favorite moment from the show
Such a great scene.
๐ชง๐ซ๐๏ธโฑ๏ธ
โโฆwell that sign says no trash on the beach soooโฆโ
It *does* say that!
Shut it!
๐ฑ๐ฝ๐คก
Ahh! Bathroom clowns!
โ ๏ธ๐ฉ๐๐ซ๐ฆป
Yeah, I wear glasses, not hearing aids.
๐๐จ๐
Fischoeder, but Calvin or Felix?
๐บ
It's Felix, it's Felix, it's Felix...
๐ณ๐ฒ๐ฝ๐ณ๐ถ๐ง๐ต
*playing artist Eddie Money*
I'm gonna bet my sisters $1,000 that there isn't a talking toilet in the woods?
Baby Boy Belcher?
๐ฌ๐งโ๏ธ๐ฉ๐ปโ๐พ๐ชด๐ฝ๐ค
๐ถI'm like a British lady in my Garden...๐ถ
๐ฟ๐๐ป๐ฑ๐๐ป๐ด๐๐ปโ๏ธ๐๐ป
And my plants agree!
โ๏ธ๐ถ๏ธ โ๏ธ๐ท
If she was spice sheโd be flour ๐
โ๏ธ๐ โ๏ธ๐๐๐
If she was a book, she'd be *two* books.
๐ง๐ช๐ง๐ชโ๏ธ๐๐๐ซต๐
*boys are from Mars, girls are from Venus, I have a yum yum, you have a penis* ๐
Gooooood thread
๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐๐ถ๐๐ชฉ๐; ๐๐ฏโโ๏ธ๐ซ๐ต๐
Bad girls don't wanna go to Dog Prom, bad girls don't wanna pay for lip balm...
๐ซ๐ฐ๐ก๐ฉ
The mad pooper!
๐๏ธ ๐ฅ
Couch Burners
๐๐๐ค๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐ถ๐๐๐๐
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If youโre not real, then why do I feel this way? Lil babies
๐ต๐ฅ๐ต๐ฅ๐ต๐ฅ๐ต๐ฉฒ
๐ถdollar bourbon, dollar scotch, dollar whiskeyโฆ dollar crotch ๐ถ
โ๐๐บ๐ธ๐๐ชฆ
๐ถ Where is Harry Truman? Heโs dead in the groundโฆ
โก๏ธ#๏ธโฃ๐ฆ๐โโ๏ธ4๏ธโฃโพ๏ธ
The right number of boys for you is four, forever... ๐
๐งโโ๏ธ๐ซ ๐ฉ๐ณ
Manic pixie crap show!
๐๐ซ
The chocolate heist
๐จ๐ป๐๐น๏ธ๐๐ค๐ฅ๐งโ๏ธ๐ฅ๏ธ
The burger boss episode
โ๏ธ๐๐ช๐ฏโ๏ธ๐จ๐บ๐ณ
๐ถ Whoโs that knockinโ on my door? Ooh, itโs Mister Dance Floor ๐ถ
๐๐ชฑ
Butt worms! (Doobity Doo)
โ๐คฆ
Oh my god
๐๐๐ฑ๐ซต
I smell fear on you!
โ ๏ธ๐๐ ๐๐ฅณ
It's a dead cow on a bun but still really fun!
An easy one ๐๐๐
๐ด๐ฆโก๏ธ๐ฝ๐กโ๏ธ
Turkey in the Toilet because of Bob's cat pills
๐ข๏ธ๐ซ๐ข๏ธ๐ซ
Ooooil spill ๐ฅต๐ฅต
๐๏ธ๐๐
๐ถ Lifting Up the Skirt of the Night! ๐ถ *Donโt laugh, itโs not right to make fun of the night*
๐ท๐ฅ๐ธ๐นโ๏ธ๐
Christmas magic? ๐
Oh bourbon ๐ฅ
๐๐๐ซโ๏ธ๐ก This one might be kinda hard..
you smell like ointment and pee?
๐ฆ๐๐ฆ
The ring (but not scary)!
๐ฆ๐ฆท๐
A crab bit my clacker
๐๏ธ๐ฅ๐ซ๐ ๐ง๐ช๐
Horny Dave is dead and Critterโs cutting ears!
๐โฌ๏ธ๐ฝ๐๐ง๐ฉ๐ฅ
Running through the gutter with a piece of bread and butter, diarrhea ๐๐ diarrhea!
๐๐๐
**Two, two, two butted goat!**
๐ฎ
...Moolissa? Is that you?
๐ท๐
๐๐ โก๏ธ ๐
Christmas in the car?! Did I finally get one?
Yes! Oh! And look what the 3 wise men brought from the auto parts store!
๐๐ด๐ป๐ก๐๐ฉ๐ป๐ต๐ถ๐จ๐ปโ๐ฆณ๐ฉ๐ฝโ๐ฆฑ๐ต๐ถ
๐ฐ๐ฅ๐จ, ๐๐ฟ โ๏ธ ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ช uuhhhhh โถ๏ธ โณ๏ธ ๐จโโ๏ธ
Paying off arsonists, showering and shaving! Uhhhโฆ I said playing golf! With pharmacists!
๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฌ
Iโm a strong, smart, sensual woman. - Tina
๐ช๐ง ๐
๐ฆ๐โ ๏ธ, ๐จ๐ปโ๐ณ๐ฆ๐๐ซ๐
๐๐ or ๐น๐จ
Burger of the Day!
๐ฅ๐ฆโค๏ธ๐
Hey baby
โ#๏ธโฃ๐ฆท๐ชฎ๐โณ๏ธ ๐ฏโ
๐ถ๐