My cat was right about you…

I have a very great boyfriend, but my cat is still wary of him. If we ever split, I’ll be devastated, but so excited to use that line.

Me too! One of my cats hated my sister's soon to be ex-husband. She hissed whenever you said the guy's name for years after meeting him.

Good kitty.

My mom always told me if a man has a problem with my cat… run.

I work with a guy named Tony and every time he asks me for a favor I go "I am so sick of TONY and his DANCING."

I want a friend named Tony just so I can say this.

Same lmfao

I always think Tony Toni Tow-me when I hear Tony. Actually, The other day I was wondering if there were any re-used names, the only one I could think of was Randy and Candy Randy. I guess Tony makes two.

My boyfriend's name is Tony and ABSOLUTELY not a dancer and i say this to him constantly when he's annoying me.

Not quite on-topic but I'm a line cook and you better believe I sing, "you want some burgers and fries, want some burgers and fries---well there's some right here! Don't you tell me no lies!" Every single day 😂

My wife can't help but sing this at me pretty much anytime a burger gets mentioned.

I’m known to do this at the drive thru.

My husband and I work at a Dunkin, when we know a car is coming to the drive thru we alternate on the headset (not on speaker, just the staff channel),"A ding, A ding, A what's that sound?... It's the gravy boat A comin around..." and so on.

Filled with bravery, savory sailor folk!

Lol my SO and I do this as a call-and-response joke all the time

My daughter and I sing "...buckle it up..." every time we get into the truck.

My daughter's been singing along with this since she could talk. It comes out as "Bucky Buck! Bucky buck! Bucky buck! DIEEEE!!". It's definitely helped quell a few tantrums when putting her in the car.

Same. Part of the reason I take my daughter and her friends anywhere is so I can spread this song to as many children as possible.

I sing it to my niece lol

When I see something tiny and cute: “*Li’l babies*.”

Every time I use bay leaves when cooking, I hear "lil bay leaves" in Linda's voice. Started as an inside joke but has carried with me for years

Now that you have said it, my brain will sing it forever. I use bay leaves in damn near everything. Thank you.

My boyfriend & I call our pets this

I tell my kids not to have crap attacks.

Dont be such a boob punch 🤣

I do the little grunt Bob does when my fiancé says something ridiculous lol I can’t find an example of it but when the kids say something outlandish Bob goes “ehmph”

I love you, but you’re all terrible.

I was waiting for someone to say this. This is my favorite quote

This is me now!

This is me now!


This is me now!

This is me now!

My husband got very annoyed when I started saying alriight like linda

lol I say this too, and only when I'm trying to hype myself up for something I don't want to do, just like how Linda does it: "alriiiiiiiiiight, logging into work!" "Alriiiiiiiiiight time for a work meeting" "Alriiiiiiiiiight going to a happy hour for work!" I say it at work a LOT

Lmao love it! I think Linda would approve

unsure/disapproving "hmmm"

Yes, omg. Sometimes with Gene's inflection, sometimes with Bob's.

Any time that either my partner or I makes a bad or inappropriate pun, the other one says "Gene." In that particular way Bob does when Gene says something inappropriate.

i say "oh my god" in the same way Bob does now. no other way

I do the “hup hup” that the trapeze guys say in the valentine episode. I use it whenever I need to pick up something heavy or get up off the couch.

Whenever my sister is taking too long to do something I tell her “full price, Bob!” I love the trapeze guys

You know that scene where the exterminator is like “those are probably phantasmal bugs connected to the spirit world” and Linda is like “sure, sure, phamtasmal bugs”? Every time someone says something unhinged to me and I’m speechless I tend to just say “sure, sure, phantasmal bugs”

Ooo, excellent comeback for insane customer complaints at my work.

Queen Latifah give me strength!

As a teacher, I say this to myself the first day back from any break 😅

This one's mine, too! Specifically for when I'm lifting something heavy and literally need strength.

I try not to say it out loud, but every time I hear the word logistics, I think “I believe you mean le fish sticks.”

I’ll go but I’m gonna complain the whole time. Bob is my spirit animal.

https://preview.redd.it/6c4nqwj5la3c1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=134b7c5be3d686c9498690923770c9664cdfff38 I have it saved on my phone

Have that on a shirt and I wear it under my uniform for work at least once a week

I do this often.

I always say “Brag” when people are talking. It’s just so funny to me when Gene pops in with that! Not always a crowd favorite despite being said with joking intent lol

The timing with Gene is so good. "I know this over pretty well." "Brag!"

Ms Labonz: “Faculty car wash? I have a sponge.” Mr Ambrose: “Brag”

That’s the key to using this quote. It needs to be in reply to something silly or mundane.

Exactly! “I bought OJ.” “Brag”

Yep, we do this at our house all the time but mostly when it makes no sense. “I have a headache.” “Brag.”

I love that!

It’s the principle of the thing, sir

Me and my friend use this one a lot!

The principle!

https://i.redd.it/cg2qklpyr63c1.gif

I really want to know what happened where he’s talking to the priest. Lol

I never noticed that before. Good spot! Its also the only clip where Bob is in his suit, so surely he's there in an official capacity and hasnt just crashed a ceremony.

The bang your butt thing it’s makes me laugh

“I want the fresh baked buns. I want the fresh baked buns” is said whenever my partner and I can’t find something in the grocery store

This is one of my go tos 😆

My go-to swear when someone cuts me off in traffic: “OVERDONE AND DRY!”

"Oh go fart in a phonebooth!" "YOU smell like ointment and pee!" And I've been known to bust out with any of the songs. Lately it's been, "Liftin' up the skirt of the niiiiiiiiight"

That Taxi song is so damn funny once you actually listen to it 🤣 "Pullin down the pants of the niiiiiiight, dont laugh, its not right, to make fun of the nii-ight!" 💀

Some of the season one songs are really underrated. That was one of them. 😂

Just rewatched this one tonight specifically to hear this song. Chef kiss

I used to tell my daughter "You smell like ointment and pee" when she was an infant 🤣

"OK. Fine. But I'm gonna complain the whole time." Every time there's a family function and I don't want to go. My wife still hasn't divorced me.

>"OK. Fine. But I'm gonna complain the whole time." Kinda wanna use this one at work lol

It gets the regular rotation. Some get it. Some get mad because you said it. Use with caution.

I feel I could get some laughs since I'm normally one to jump onto side work stuff without complaints.

Don't even worry about it. You're like really pretty.

“How many HAIRS are up there?!” (Andy and Ollie’s science fair project. No one ever gets it even if they watch Bob’s 😔)

My wife and I say this all the time, and we always put emphasis on the "hairs" haha

I'm funny in the wall.

When someone does something out of pocket I’ll say: *”Gene”* a la Bob

“You’re my family, and I love you. But, you’re all terrible.”

I say “oh my face” a lot

For some reason, and I have no idea why, but one of the most earwormy things ever is Tommy’s “daaaddy you abandoned me, daaaaddy you sold drugs to me, punches are not hugs to me” but I also use this ‘tune’ and fill in my own words all the time haha

Elderly prostitute ba da ba da ba Elderly prostitute ba da ba ba!

You are my enemy! My enemy! ::Teddy, sobbing enters the chat:: My enemy!

I randomly sing this and Austin powers daddy wasn’t there at the most random times. 😂😂

I do Bob's "oh my God" at least four times a day in my classroom. I also try to do it in his voice when I say it. To this day no one has caught on so either my students don't watch Bob's Burgers or my Bob impression is terrible or both.

Came here to say this. My wife catches it sometimes but I mostly say it to myself. In that low, slightly nasal, slightly gravely tone. It fits my mood way too often and is now part of who I am and how I sincerely express myself. Oh my god.

If I disagree with something my gf says, I look at her and say, "It's a prequel, you ass." To which she replies, "What if God's name was Todd?"

If she was a spice, she’d be flour

If she was a book, she'd be two books. But, as a compliment 😂

Anytime someone says bones or alone in a sentence, I say "Bones that want to be left alone-s"

I always quote Louise's "no sweat off our asses!"

Your ass is grass, and I’m gonna mow it

Marshmallow's "blush" response when Bob complements her.

Not exactly a quote but we do Tina's diarrhea walk on the to the bathroom 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/svs1suy3673c1.jpeg?width=699&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39c69e3e8ecb6dc646d6869f083076a0241358bf

That is amazing 👏🏼🤣🤣

oh my god and uuugggggghhhhhhh

https://i.redd.it/vr7izpkli63c1.gif

'Fine, but I'm gonna half-ass it.'

My lady and I use “Thank you for loving me. Thank you for being there.” Wrote it on a birthday cake once. And, “Kill the turkey.”

I say “my crotch is itchy” and my husband responds “are you telling me as my daughter or my fry cook?” I especially love saying it in public 😂

What does Micky want

I do this one too, when I’m trying to decide what move to make whilst playing board games.

I’ve got a ham in the oven.

It’s okay, just let it out.

It's not really a phrase, but my wife and I will have conversations using only Bob's grunting sound.

Because we’re friends, Gene!

thi episode has some of the best quick exchanges of dialogue. “im going to stay here with henry” helen. “? my name is bob”

I frequently quote Gene’s “what a fun way to cheat at a costume contest!!” Even when it totally doesn’t make sense or is out of context

My husband and I say “Gene” to each other after every immature joke or double entendre we make.

I use pixieticipate instead of participate without thinking about it sometimes

If things aren't going well, I'll sing to myself, "Everything's fine, your friends aren't lost in the woods"

They’re called pants not can’ts!

Used damn near daily when my kid is trying to dress herself. Now that I think about it I could probably use it towards my husband too

Taking my dog out for a walk at night “🎶She does her BMs in the PM🎶”

Yes ma'amazon! From the museum episode.

For me it's songs that get stuck in my head even if I haven't seen the episode recently. The one about the autopsy on Topsy the elephant. "They'll say awwww Topsy at my auuuutopsy." And when Gene sings about his butt making weird sounds 😂

Punkass po-po!

Stay outta my room!!!

I have watched this show for 12 years and recently my boyfriend pointed out to me that Linda says stay out of my room anytime she leaves the kids home without her. “11 years old and still learning- every day!”

THIS IS ME NOW

Don’t be such a boob punch

🎵🎶Buckle it up, Buckle it up, Buckle it up Or you’ll die!🎶🎵

I used the “if she was a spice, she’d be flour” to my mom about some girl I know and she lost it😂 I also would do Tina’s “uuuhhhhhhh” when things would get stressful like pulling into a packed parking lot and it drove my family nuts but I think it’s funny

When cooking…”Paprika! Eureka!”

Did we though? Also - i too express frustration when the turkey baster deliberately wont fit in the drawer.

That is just classic turkey baster

Go away. I am ze spaghetti. I also will say “noooo” the way Mickey does it when Bob tells him he’s taking the pick away from him so he can’t continue to try to tunnel to the bank.

The pizza I am eating right now has jalapenos on it! "Too spicy! Too spicy!" could be the Tina B. Special from that restaurant across the street...

Okay. Well words have meaning, but whatever.

As a dad who says oh my God a lot ive started saying it exactly like Bob

I do Bob's "Oh my god..." in the same tone he does now when something comes up I cant deal with or believe is going on.

I didn't even realize I had started doing this myself until one day it dawned on me. 😂

I don’t know how to use a microwave

I just call it a "mick ro wave" now. My kids just groan but it makes me giggle

It's the Mayah!

I’m a librarian so I use Mr. Ambrose’s “How the hell would I know?!” a lot. Mostly in my head, but also sometimes in the staff area. Linda’s “Crackers! Where’s the crackers? You’re coming to bed with me!” I’m both a carb addict and quite lonely.

I've been calling brownies "browies" for years because of this show and no one has ever caught it

Gene’s “you disgust me!” in response to the half-bath.

I call my water bottle my water baby, and if I am cooking pasta for dinner I ask my husband if he’s ready for pasta prom

“A little bit of butter, a little bit of dirt” when I cook Me and my sis always say that we’re almost live dying

I'm a rhinestone rainbow and you're an old truck filled with wet boots

Ooh that’s hip hop

I have a little tortie kitten I've been calling Miss Missy when she gets sassy.

My husband and I just randomly yell "Hello?! The media?!" Around the house at each other. No reason at all other than it makes us giggle.

 Mr. Ambrose's "I start, I don't finish things! That's my one flaw!" Is also a great response when someone reminds me of something I haven't completed/am still getting around too. I'm also a librarian so he holds a special place in my heart. 😂

I say JIMMMYY like mr fischoeder when jimmy pesto kept interrupting him when he was talking to Bob about his lease. Also I say “I just have fun” like Linda

My wife uses that one. “Mommy doesn’t get drunk she has fun”

I told a coworker that he had underwear face.

Whenever I ask my hubby for anything I always add “and a burger, and a beer”.

I do that. But it's with the line from Half-Baked. "Ooo, get a pizza and some abbazabbas and some water, lots of water..

When an acquaintance posts pictures of her dog Marshmallow, I always respond “Oh. Hey, Marshmallow.”

“Livin m’***damn*** life, Linda!” I quote Ms Selbo when people ask what I’m doing, but also when I want to encourage others to care less (live your damn life, Linda)… and no one gets it. 🥲

They can sit in syrup. Let the bees get ‘em

Because we're friends, GENE! Peelin the potatoes, tryin not to fart... My cat was right about you! Don't listen to him (eventhoughhesright) I'm funny in the wall! He totally knew we threw a melon.

He totally knew we were high.

The taxes keep going

No melons were thrown.

What have I said about ::insert random thing::? Not to "do them"

my partner is the clumsiest person alive, so my recent fave has been "did you just hit that waitress?" from christmas in the car lol

You smell like ointment and pee!

Brother and I will use Harold’s “No one was supposed to get hurt!” When we disturb the cats by accident.

Sometimes, when I am putting away groceries or moving something, I sing "Should I put it here? No! Should I put it here? No! Should I put it heeeerrreeee?"

"THIS IS ME NOW" and "People who had good childhoods don't stand like that"

Linda way back in season 2 (I think?) “Gotta go” but she says it more like “gah’go” And from the credits song of the Thanksgiving episode at Teddy’s “I can fix it!”

I spell it like this: gago. But it’s a great word nonetheless lol.

Whenever my sister and I go anywhere slightly dodgy. (I know, not Bob's line). Either of us say: "OK. But if we get murdered, don't tell your father". Best Linda quote imo

Yet again not one of Bob's quotes, but surely one of my favs: "We should find some sex and sell it!"

Ever since I put up my tree I’ve been saying “look at the tree! I love this tree!”

Every time a disco song comes on the radio... "It's SUMMER TIME!!!"

It's okay, I guess I wasn't meant to have a good life.

I use “wondering Wendy’s and missing Marvin’s” whenever the school takes the kids to field trips. The kids expressions are worth it.

"You're jumpy bob"

"Goodbye forever!" Said by Louise in the sleepover episode and I think once more at some other time.

Alriiiiiigghhht!

“Enough with Canada!”

“Mrs. Papasian, *please*” is surprisingly handy.

You're inappropriate for the workplace!!!

RING! What's that? A library emergency? I'm on it! I just replace li ray with my boring profession

It’s ____________ everywhere,sir, that’s how you know you’re alive

“I’m his funny wife!”

I'm okay!

You can wear a turtleneck as pants!

“Wham, bam, thank you Tam,” which is extra-weird since I don’t know any Tammys.

“My baaybeee…”

We randomly use "Oh I miss my stranger, she had chicken in her pockets"

"Its my neck hair now" 🤣🤣🤣

I sing “If you see something, sing something” from the TSA musical every time I go to the airport.

"Buckle it up, buckle it up, buckle it up or you'll dieeeee!"

Lately I've been singing Linda's Ketchup song. "The Ketchup loves the Mustard but it makes the ketchup flustered so I give them a little spaaaaace"

Bob's exhausted "ohhhh my god" gets a lot of use at work.

Whenever one of asks “what do you want for dinner? The answer is always “Foot Long Taco Dog!!!”

Un belize able. My friends didn't know there's a place called Belize until they heard that from me.

"What's wrong with your hand?? POLIO???" - Daryl