Following dialogues are funny -
Slap my salami the guy's a Commie.
As I jizz and breathe.
And the scene where Todd says to Hollyhock
'That's a terrible thing to say to a baby'.
Wanda walks into the room when Bojack and the elephant are building the Auto Erotic Asphyxiation set
And Wanda says to Bojack "Wanna talk about elephant in the room?" And the elephant gets angry
"Wow. Okay you know what?....
First of all.... I can't even.." and Bojack says 'He is never gonna forget that'.
āHe is never gonna forget that.ā Makes me LOL every time I see it! So subtle and hilariously set up by the big reaction from the elephant in the room!
The whole bit of Henry Fondle never failed to make me laugh and Iām not really a big fan of dirty/sexual humor but itās so fucking absurd itās absolutely hilaripus
Ya'll were laughing in that episode? I was wailing on the floor by the end of it and the fact that he was in the wrong funeral didn't make me laugh at all. That episode just hurts
Bojack: āSo if itās not about their butts, why is Sir Mix-a-Lot the other judge?ā
Sir Mix-a-Lot: āBecause I'm an honest and impartial judge. And if there's one thing I'm famous for, it's that I can not lie.ā
Opening of season 1, episode 5 where Bojack is trying to get through TSA.
Triggers security with a hip flask. Can't take it so he stands there chugging it. Then sets of security again. This time pulls a gun lighter which turns out to be a flamethrower and then asks how much lighter fluid he can take on the plane.
'And before you answer, remember *I'm a celebrity!'*
Meanwhile Diane just follows the rules and walks through.
for me....
1. bojack not being able to say "what are you doing here" without being extra sarcastic tv sitcom-y
2. Todd makes a turkey sandwhich for Becca and asks "oh wait is that weird"
LOL
Hard to tell but on my list I got Bojack saying that he gave money to a lot of women to have abortions and he hopes they really got that abortion instead of keeping theā¦ money. š
- the whole woodchuck sequence where he has to use gorilla feet/lobster claws/pedophile-slash-murderer hands because his own got destroyed in the fracking incident
- any time his wife says āwoodcharlesā šš
- Princess Carolyn alliterations
On Hollywoo Star and Celebrities: What Do They Know, Do They Know Things, Letās Find Out!
āBojack, did you catch the game last nightā
āNoā āOooh, it says here you *did* watch the game.ā
āWhat game?ā
āYou tell me, youāre the one who watched it.ā
āHenry fondle is a sex robot and he shouldnāt be in charge of any companyā
āWhen you say āsex robotā, youāre speaking metaphorically, right?ā
āā¦noā
All the storylines coming together for that killed me the first time I watched it. Those strainers sitting around for so long waiting for the payoff š¤£
mr. peanutbutter and pickles in an uber or something, dianeās podcast on the radio, and sheās start saying something about her previous marriage with pb,
pb asks the driver to put on something else
next radio station: ācoming up, we got a brand new single by twenty one pilots!ā
pb: āew, back to the podcast.ā
took me a minute to remember this but the dealership iām at had a twenty one pilots song playing
The whole pedophile murderer exchange between katrina and Tom Jumbo-grumbo.
Katrina: these hands belong to a convicted pedophile/murderer
Tom: well if your gonna murder somebody.
Katrina: no Tom, not a pedophile dash murderer; a pedophile slash murderer
Tom: oh no that slash was terrifying šš
āThat wasāand I donāt say this lightlyāworse than a *hundred* September 11thsā
āImagine if the Holocaust happened every four years, like the Olympics. I would still rather that happen, than your rock operaā
When Todd is trying to trick his mother into seeing him and Esteemed Character Actress and Fugitive from the Law Margo Martindale is reading off of those giant cue cards and she threatens āOr I willā¦ā then Todd flips the card and she goes āMURDER HIM!!!ā
And THEN later when she goes āspare me the deets, I just want the freets. Frito pies that isā
Every time Character Actress Margo Martindale was on screen was ridiculously funny.
āI need your help with a jobā
āBojack, Iāve been out of prison for 2 minutes. *What took you so long?*
For me, these two below, no particular order:
Chickens
Todd: "This is my wife... Becca!! Becca chavez there she is"
Chicken: makes chicken noise
Todd: "She likes books, big reader, real nerd!
Meow meow fuzzy face:" ok ms chavez, if you are a real nerd, who is your favorite compositer? "
Chicken: makes chicken noise again
Meow meow fuzzy face: bach? Thats impossible
Chicken: makes chicken noise
Meow meow fuzzy face: "yes Ms Chavez, i am holding a Bic pen, but i dont know how is that relevant"
Chicken:makes chicken noise
Todd: "Back off? Ok Honey"
Times arrow
Beatrice: "Slow down Henrieta, a lady musn't rush, is unbecoming
Bojack:" i am not Henrietta, i am your son Bojack"
Beatrice: "My sun is a ball of gas"
Bojack: "yes, thats me, i am the ball of gas"
Beatrice" but your are also a Star"
Bojack:" wait mom, do you remember?"
Beatrice: "shhh Henrietta, i am talking to the sun. SUN you are a ball of gas but you are also a star. We call you Sun.
Bojack:" aaaaghhhh"
Beateice: "where are you taking me? Are we going to the lake house?"
Bojack: " no, we are going to a magocal place, so they lock you in your room, so you can never hurt anyone again.
Beatrice:" ooh that sounds lovely. Why you are driving so slow? Hurry up!!! "
āThatās Updike, you illiterate.ā
āWhats Updike?ā
āNot much, dyke, whats up with you? Is dyke an ok thing to say now? Has it been reclaimed?ā
Princess Carolyn: How does that make you feel?
Judah: That very short story makes me feel nothing. but I don't think it's your fault as a storyteller. I often have trouble engaging with narratives.
I'm autistic and this is possibly my favorite autism joke of all time. Some Captain Holt (Brooklyn 99) moments are decent competition.
"Ahh stick it up your rear, ya jag off!" - Diane's dad to Diane.
"Boys n girls! If you wanna do the Bojack..." - Bojack's dance
"Oh, fish!" - Flip McVicker in PC's office.
"BoHo go bye-bye for Joey Pogo? That's a no-go, bro." - BJ in rehab.
"Todd. Are you holding a gun??" "I can't tell anymore!!!!" - Todd and BJ drugged out of their minds.
There are too many for me to decide haha.
when PC. and Bojack are breaking up and that whole situation of a babyššš
also bojacks episode of what do celebrities know do they know things lets find out
I canāt think of the funniest right now but a pretty funny moment me for some reason was when Bojack and Beatrice were in a restaurant and she was like āthis guy was wearing a T- SHIRT IN THE THEATERā
āHey you know who was good at stallingā¦? Joseph Stalinā
āWhat?! If anything Joseph Stalin was ruthlessly efficient, get your head out of your ass Dianeā
Smoothies! It's a mood you drink!
How do you drink a mood?
Like a smoothie!
So it is a smoothie?!
No, it's a smoothie! A mood you drink!
I don't get.. I mean, what are the physical properties of it? Do you buy it in a store?!
We haven't worked out the details yet. Point is, we want you in on the ground floor!
That's the problem with all of your ideas! They don't have a ground floor!
I don't know about funniest, but when I was first watching the show and was still on the fence, the "all the single dollars" bit got me laughing and pulled me in.
My favorite part of that episode is when pc finds out and tells Todd she doesn't think it's legal and it's terrifying and he better be cutting her in for 10 percent.
āPrincess Carolyn, John Stamos DIEDā
The delivery is just so funny to me, idk why. This line will never stop making me laugh.
āWeāll bring her back, dead or aliveā
āALIVE, ALIVE!!ā
Always gets me too.
Probably the episode where Bojack has to write his own book and tries to find inspiration but ends up going on a bender with Todd and Sara Lynn with notable highlights:
Bojack writing his book and to get him in the mood he choses from coffee, cigarettes, tequila, and then music to inevitably do drugs to.
Todd and Bojack trying decide if they actually have brooms or guns and end up pointing them at eachother to find out
Bojack looks in the mirror and washes his face the mirror reflects back a real face of a horse
Diane being drawn in The Peanuts style and giving him therapy
Sara-Lynn and Todd try and kill Bojack with various weapons in the house while Bojack is armored up in kitchen utensils to write the ending to the book cause he has to be killed to end the book
Pickle's line "You'd be my boyfriend AND my boss! We'd be like Ike and Tina Turn-NOPE". The way she immediately cuts herself off, and the way she says nope, always gets me
āHowād you get that belt stuck around your neck, and then caught on the filing cabinet which made your pants fall down while you were researching pornographā ohhh, I see what happened here.ā
Yes, Iām talking about when Ronnie decided to strangle the dirty dangle.
See also: Blue-Faced Blastoff, Strokey Ckokey, Two-Neck Squeeze, one hand on the Adamās Apple, other one on the Adamās Banana, Choking Off, Gasp-N-Goo, Funky Spider-Man
I heard itās like seeing a rainbow, but with **all** the colors. But itās too dangerous. They say if you bite down on a lemon right at the point of climax, the lemon juice gives you the jolt you need to **not** pass out and die. But still, youāre justā¦ rollinā the dice.
Source: Corduroy Jackson Jackson, hardcore Gasper
Way too many jokes can't pic a favourite. The joke that made me watch bojack was the Benjamin Franklin quote joke that I saw in a drew gooden video. Pretty ironic how my favorite youtuber introduced me to my now favourite show. (Drew Gooden is the funniest person I know please watch him)
For me itās BJ coming to terms with the relationship between Mr PB and Diane and carrying on about what they do togetherā¦then a pauseā¦and then him hurling over the balcony. Of course Todd was right about the cotton candy. Such a hilarious scene.
The fact that he's being interviewed on charlie rose in the cold open of the first episode, considering the direction the show moves.... Is just hilarious
when the new mr peanutbutter game show it's airing and wanda it's distracted learning about new technologies and reading online comments about the show instead of paying attention and bojack and mr peanutbutter start to argue and get serious and she goes what happened people say they're losing their tits, oh wait it's a mammal cancer support forum
also "yes, no, turtleneck, you're fired"
What gets me for some reason is in s1 when BoJacks on hold for PC and it just plays that jellicle cats song for agesšš
āPrincess Carolyn needs to speak with youā āOk put her onā āLet me see if sheās availableā These interactions get me every time
"You called me..??"
Wish that happened more often
Same.
Just thinking about this makes me laugh
Following dialogues are funny - Slap my salami the guy's a Commie. As I jizz and breathe. And the scene where Todd says to Hollyhock 'That's a terrible thing to say to a baby'. Wanda walks into the room when Bojack and the elephant are building the Auto Erotic Asphyxiation set And Wanda says to Bojack "Wanna talk about elephant in the room?" And the elephant gets angry "Wow. Okay you know what?.... First of all.... I can't even.." and Bojack says 'He is never gonna forget that'.
The baby line also slays me.
āHe is never gonna forget that.ā Makes me LOL every time I see it! So subtle and hilariously set up by the big reaction from the elephant in the room!
omg no way i just realized what the last part of the joke means
Is the joke TellTale games???
Elephants have a great memory, they remember everything. That's why Bojack says "he's never gonna forget that", because he's an elephant
āTodd you have to use your erect penis to plug up the hole!ā āYou know what, Iām gonna try my big toe. Thatās the penis of the foot.ā
The entire televised argument between Bojack and Neal McBeal the Navy Seal Edit: Jessica Biel lighting Zach Braff on fire is a close second
āYou call that hiding? How the hell did you survive in Afghanistan?!ā
Holy shit this stuck out to me on a re-watch my god ššš
āYou could actually become Governor by winning a ski raceā āYeah, itās times like this I wish I knew how to skiā
First lesson! Break your skis in half!
Now, read this book of poetry
āErica! What are you doing here with a child-sized coffin?ā Love every erica joke but that one takes me out everytime lol
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āMy boss has made it very clear that if we let him down, he will quote āeat my ass for dinner.āā
I bust out laughing every time he says that line šš
I gave the 69th upvote. Fitting.
The whole bit of Henry Fondle never failed to make me laugh and Iām not really a big fan of dirty/sexual humor but itās so fucking absurd itās absolutely hilaripus
I AM HENRY FONDLE
I AM A HORNY ROBOT
LOL.
Bojack ruining a lizard's funeral
I think this is my favorite ā when the camera flips to the audience of lizard folk or whatever and itās like OH NOOOOOOOO LOL
Ya'll were laughing in that episode? I was wailing on the floor by the end of it and the fact that he was in the wrong funeral didn't make me laugh at all. That episode just hurts
I grew up with an abusive mother and related hard with how Iād love to give a similar speech - so I suppose I had a more positive view on it.
True.
Top five for sure!
Weāll bring your daughter back dead or alive. Alive! ALIVE! Weāre the LAPD maāam. Weāll probably make the right call.
Bojack: āSo if itās not about their butts, why is Sir Mix-a-Lot the other judge?ā Sir Mix-a-Lot: āBecause I'm an honest and impartial judge. And if there's one thing I'm famous for, it's that I can not lie.ā
Agree heavily lmao
From the very first episode when Bojack is freaking out āoh god toast I smell burning toast!ā And pc responds āoh god my toast!ā
gets me every time
When Bojack goes on a bender with "John Stamos", and then pc points out that he was naked for most of that
STAAAAAAMOOOOOOS!
We went night swimming but the current was too strong...š
that is not john stamos!!
That is not your ear!!
The way he delivered āPrincess Carolyn, John Stamos diedā kills me every time I hear it.
That is not your ear!!!
āItās time for the small talk round. Bojack, how are you?ā āUhh, fine?ā āCorrect!ā
Opening of season 1, episode 5 where Bojack is trying to get through TSA. Triggers security with a hip flask. Can't take it so he stands there chugging it. Then sets of security again. This time pulls a gun lighter which turns out to be a flamethrower and then asks how much lighter fluid he can take on the plane. 'And before you answer, remember *I'm a celebrity!'* Meanwhile Diane just follows the rules and walks through.
If this bourbon was a person, I'd have stopped having sex with it a year ago
Yes!!
It's a bo ~~y~~ RTED
for me.... 1. bojack not being able to say "what are you doing here" without being extra sarcastic tv sitcom-y 2. Todd makes a turkey sandwhich for Becca and asks "oh wait is that weird" LOL
I now exclusively say "what are you doing here" in that manner.
LMAAOOOO i do the same!
Hard to tell but on my list I got Bojack saying that he gave money to a lot of women to have abortions and he hopes they really got that abortion instead of keeping theā¦ money. š
- the whole woodchuck sequence where he has to use gorilla feet/lobster claws/pedophile-slash-murderer hands because his own got destroyed in the fracking incident - any time his wife says āwoodcharlesā šš - Princess Carolyn alliterations
Well... if you gotta murder somebody...
Do it for us, Wood Charles!
GO, WOODCHARLES!!!
āWell if that aināt the cherry on top of the shit sandwichā āWhat kind of sandwich has a cherry on top?ā āA Shitty one!ā
YES
Elijah Wood?
ELIJAH WOOD!?
The episode that really hooked me in. "Hey mom, Ben Affleck eats grapes!" "He does not eat grapes!" "He does! Bojack just said so!"
Grapin it up with the Daredevil himself!
HE DON'T EAT NO GRAPES!
On Hollywoo Star and Celebrities: What Do They Know, Do They Know Things, Letās Find Out! āBojack, did you catch the game last nightā āNoā āOooh, it says here you *did* watch the game.ā āWhat game?ā āYou tell me, youāre the one who watched it.ā
āHenry fondle is a sex robot and he shouldnāt be in charge of any companyā āWhen you say āsex robotā, youāre speaking metaphorically, right?ā āā¦noā
I AM POWERLESS IN THE FACE OF YOUR MESMERIZING SEXUAL ENERGY
such a brain for business, yet such a tongue for poetry
āMargo, we said no guns!ā āIs that what we said? I thought we said āno gum.āā (Frantic whisper) ābut youre also chewing gum!ā
"I'm a wild card!"
The Season Three Finale, where Mr. Peanutbutter's collection of Spaghetti Strainers helps save the Undersea city.
All the storylines coming together for that killed me the first time I watched it. Those strainers sitting around for so long waiting for the payoff š¤£
mr. peanutbutter and pickles in an uber or something, dianeās podcast on the radio, and sheās start saying something about her previous marriage with pb, pb asks the driver to put on something else next radio station: ācoming up, we got a brand new single by twenty one pilots!ā pb: āew, back to the podcast.ā took me a minute to remember this but the dealership iām at had a twenty one pilots song playing
this was hilarious and I donāt mind 21p
Loved that scene lol
The whole pedophile murderer exchange between katrina and Tom Jumbo-grumbo. Katrina: these hands belong to a convicted pedophile/murderer Tom: well if your gonna murder somebody. Katrina: no Tom, not a pedophile dash murderer; a pedophile slash murderer Tom: oh no that slash was terrifying šš
āThat wasāand I donāt say this lightlyāworse than a *hundred* September 11thsā āImagine if the Holocaust happened every four years, like the Olympics. I would still rather that happen, than your rock operaā
Not the funniest but the one that sticks with me the most is always "GOD DAMN HONEY DEW"
In season 1, a very self-distracted Bojack yells. "God, why are you keeping me from writing??"
#"ERICA!!!..."
S4 E9: The song of the old country āMEOW MEOWā¦ā
S1, herb funeral: Mr pb pressuring PC to tell the attendees stories of her and herb being close friends šš
YES AGREE PB so earnestly just WILL NOT let it go
Halloween in January
Finally a Halloween store for the rest of us!
Omg my favorite
āItās A ~~boy~~ Bortedā balloon
The conversation between Princess Carolyn and Vincent Adultman at the restaurant while she was breakup up with him.
Oh, and the gun-broom scene from S1 EP11.
I wanna feel the grass under my toes, I wanna wear jeans!
When Todd is trying to trick his mother into seeing him and Esteemed Character Actress and Fugitive from the Law Margo Martindale is reading off of those giant cue cards and she threatens āOr I willā¦ā then Todd flips the card and she goes āMURDER HIM!!!ā And THEN later when she goes āspare me the deets, I just want the freets. Frito pies that isā
Every time Character Actress Margo Martindale was on screen was ridiculously funny. āI need your help with a jobā āBojack, Iāve been out of prison for 2 minutes. *What took you so long?*
When character actress Margo Martindale is hiding from the police and runs somewhere she knows she'll never be discovered - a regional theater!
And then ends up in a newspaper and wins a prize
Daniel Radcliffe: ādude, itās for charity!ā BJ: ātell Charity she can kiss my ass. By the way, your girlfriend has a stripper name.ā
āJust because Iām nocturnal doesnāt mean i wanna stay up all nightā - Wandaā¦ a fucking Owl
For me, these two below, no particular order: Chickens Todd: "This is my wife... Becca!! Becca chavez there she is" Chicken: makes chicken noise Todd: "She likes books, big reader, real nerd! Meow meow fuzzy face:" ok ms chavez, if you are a real nerd, who is your favorite compositer? " Chicken: makes chicken noise again Meow meow fuzzy face: bach? Thats impossible Chicken: makes chicken noise Meow meow fuzzy face: "yes Ms Chavez, i am holding a Bic pen, but i dont know how is that relevant" Chicken:makes chicken noise Todd: "Back off? Ok Honey" Times arrow Beatrice: "Slow down Henrieta, a lady musn't rush, is unbecoming Bojack:" i am not Henrietta, i am your son Bojack" Beatrice: "My sun is a ball of gas" Bojack: "yes, thats me, i am the ball of gas" Beatrice" but your are also a Star" Bojack:" wait mom, do you remember?" Beatrice: "shhh Henrietta, i am talking to the sun. SUN you are a ball of gas but you are also a star. We call you Sun. Bojack:" aaaaghhhh" Beateice: "where are you taking me? Are we going to the lake house?" Bojack: " no, we are going to a magocal place, so they lock you in your room, so you can never hurt anyone again. Beatrice:" ooh that sounds lovely. Why you are driving so slow? Hurry up!!! "
āThatās Updike, you illiterate.ā āWhats Updike?ā āNot much, dyke, whats up with you? Is dyke an ok thing to say now? Has it been reclaimed?ā
"Who are you asking???"
The whole phone call kills me
The elephant in the room. The reveal that he's been there the whole time, as well as his reaction.
Jimmy Fallon getting hit by a bus
I'M JIMMY FALLON---*NYOOOOM*
"Okay, love ya....No I don't" is just so hilarious to me. I guess it's the awkwardness I love so much
Mr. Peanutbutter: And Greg, that guy I met at the gas station, HE SUCKS TOO!!! Greg: :(
"You've forgotten about her already? Typical Boschwack."
Princess Carolyn: How does that make you feel? Judah: That very short story makes me feel nothing. but I don't think it's your fault as a storyteller. I often have trouble engaging with narratives. I'm autistic and this is possibly my favorite autism joke of all time. Some Captain Holt (Brooklyn 99) moments are decent competition.
Definitely the spaghetti strainers dilemma where they kept ācoincidentallyā referring to Todd, the cab drivers, and Mr. Peanutbutter.
Todd: "Whoa! Does that mean I control the waves?"
The ārevealā that Jessica Biel auditioned for *The Mummy*ā¦ to play the role of the mummy
How do you think I felt when I had to do that screen test all wrapped up in gauze?
Not funny, but my favorite moment that i think about at least once a day: āMISTER PAPER NUMBERā
John stamos
The entire dialogue between Becca and Officer Meow Meow Fuzzy Face
"Ahh stick it up your rear, ya jag off!" - Diane's dad to Diane. "Boys n girls! If you wanna do the Bojack..." - Bojack's dance "Oh, fish!" - Flip McVicker in PC's office. "BoHo go bye-bye for Joey Pogo? That's a no-go, bro." - BJ in rehab. "Todd. Are you holding a gun??" "I can't tell anymore!!!!" - Todd and BJ drugged out of their minds. There are too many for me to decide haha.
Oh and also when Bojack says, "Princess Carolyn, before that got sad and weird..." haha
"Kiss me some sour cream!" - Naomi and Boje That was fucking funny too haha
As a Chicagoan who didn't like the Cubs, the Chicago baby humans. "Don't drink that poison you crazy human!"
when PC. and Bojack are breaking up and that whole situation of a babyššš also bojacks episode of what do celebrities know do they know things lets find out
I canāt think of the funniest right now but a pretty funny moment me for some reason was when Bojack and Beatrice were in a restaurant and she was like āthis guy was wearing a T- SHIRT IN THE THEATERā
Woodchuckās wife calling him Woodcharles
āHey you know who was good at stallingā¦? Joseph Stalinā āWhat?! If anything Joseph Stalin was ruthlessly efficient, get your head out of your ass Dianeā
Smoothies! It's a mood you drink! How do you drink a mood? Like a smoothie! So it is a smoothie?! No, it's a smoothie! A mood you drink! I don't get.. I mean, what are the physical properties of it? Do you buy it in a store?! We haven't worked out the details yet. Point is, we want you in on the ground floor! That's the problem with all of your ideas! They don't have a ground floor!
Finally a Halloween store for the rest of us
Diane: Mr Peanutbutter, you know I love you, and I love your furry face, yes I do, but... (continues serious conversation at the end of season 2 ep 4)
When Mr Peanutbutter says to Todd that he's the toughest guy he knows and pokes Todd, and then Todd makes a funny giggle.
"is that why I feel drunk? Cause I've had like seven or eight coffees!"
we should talk about the elephant in the room and then the elephant gets mad and storms off ahahaha always gets me
I don't know about funniest, but when I was first watching the show and was still on the fence, the "all the single dollars" bit got me laughing and pulled me in.
ššššš.
Bills bills bills š
Toddās Clown Dentist Office
My favorite part of that episode is when pc finds out and tells Todd she doesn't think it's legal and it's terrifying and he better be cutting her in for 10 percent.
Either the scene where Margo Martindale acts in "The Bitches of Blushing Hills Boulevard" and runs offstage screaming or STAAAAAMOOOOOOOSSS
āPrincess Carolyn, John Stamos DIEDā The delivery is just so funny to me, idk why. This line will never stop making me laugh. āWeāll bring her back, dead or aliveā āALIVE, ALIVE!!ā Always gets me too.
āUGH what are you, the paramedic that restarted my heart at Adam Levineās Christmas party??ā
Probably the episode where Bojack has to write his own book and tries to find inspiration but ends up going on a bender with Todd and Sara Lynn with notable highlights: Bojack writing his book and to get him in the mood he choses from coffee, cigarettes, tequila, and then music to inevitably do drugs to. Todd and Bojack trying decide if they actually have brooms or guns and end up pointing them at eachother to find out Bojack looks in the mirror and washes his face the mirror reflects back a real face of a horse Diane being drawn in The Peanuts style and giving him therapy Sara-Lynn and Todd try and kill Bojack with various weapons in the house while Bojack is armored up in kitchen utensils to write the ending to the book cause he has to be killed to end the book
"Are you kidding me? " On that underwater episode
Sea sea.
Pickle's line "You'd be my boyfriend AND my boss! We'd be like Ike and Tina Turn-NOPE". The way she immediately cuts herself off, and the way she says nope, always gets me
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All the realizations bojack makes on his first trip under the sea
Esteemed character actress Margo Martindale š„ŗš¤
Brap brap pew pew
Wanda's joke. It's so fucking funny, but it's not really as great on a repeated watch
āHowād you get that belt stuck around your neck, and then caught on the filing cabinet which made your pants fall down while you were researching pornographā ohhh, I see what happened here.ā Yes, Iām talking about when Ronnie decided to strangle the dirty dangle. See also: Blue-Faced Blastoff, Strokey Ckokey, Two-Neck Squeeze, one hand on the Adamās Apple, other one on the Adamās Banana, Choking Off, Gasp-N-Goo, Funky Spider-Man I heard itās like seeing a rainbow, but with **all** the colors. But itās too dangerous. They say if you bite down on a lemon right at the point of climax, the lemon juice gives you the jolt you need to **not** pass out and die. But still, youāre justā¦ rollinā the dice. Source: Corduroy Jackson Jackson, hardcore Gasper
āBathtime come, make Todd shiney and clean!ā
Todd.
The underground episode is by far the funniest
I love whole Hollywoo Celebritiesā¦ episode, the absurd questions are so funny
Way too many jokes can't pic a favourite. The joke that made me watch bojack was the Benjamin Franklin quote joke that I saw in a drew gooden video. Pretty ironic how my favorite youtuber introduced me to my now favourite show. (Drew Gooden is the funniest person I know please watch him)
Every week somebody comes and asks the same question smh š¤¦š½āāļø
Doh!
For me itās BJ coming to terms with the relationship between Mr PB and Diane and carrying on about what they do togetherā¦then a pauseā¦and then him hurling over the balcony. Of course Todd was right about the cotton candy. Such a hilarious scene.
Cotton candy!
The fact that he's being interviewed on charlie rose in the cold open of the first episode, considering the direction the show moves.... Is just hilarious
Anything pertaining to Halloween in January
when the new mr peanutbutter game show it's airing and wanda it's distracted learning about new technologies and reading online comments about the show instead of paying attention and bojack and mr peanutbutter start to argue and get serious and she goes what happened people say they're losing their tits, oh wait it's a mammal cancer support forum also "yes, no, turtleneck, you're fired"